Water flowing clouds

On June 14th of the 70th year of Longyou, Lu Xiao descended to Zhou.It was this Lu Xiao who later pacified the Western Regions for Emperor Wu of Zhou. The soldiers of the Liang and Shu dynasties who surrendered the Zhou Dynasty almost died in the battle to pacify the Western Regions.When Tao Yuankan commented on Lu Xiao's surrender to Zhou, he didn't talk about loyalty or disloyalty, but focused on the bottomless scheming of the emperors of the Zhou Dynasty. It seems that there are nearly 30 people, which is [-] more than the total army strength of the Zhou Dynasty. If there is any "in case" of such a large group of people, it will be difficult to suppress it.But the world has initially decided that the top priority is to appease, and it is not appropriate to kill more, it is not easy to kill, and it is impossible to stay, what should I do?Let these people separate, one side goes west to pacify the Western Regions, and the other side goes north to kill the Hu Rong who often harass the border, level the four seas, fix the eight wildernesses, open up territories and expand land, award rewards to those who are meritorious, and reuse those who are talented. It was only used in side affairs, and these generals of the old dynasty never entered the power center of the Zhou Dynasty.

Tao Yuankan saw this very clearly. He wrote in the Chronicle of Emperor Wu of Zhou: "The emperor's heart is as deep as the sea, and he cannot see the bottom. It is higher than the sky, and he cannot catch the head. It is thicker than the ground, and he cannot reach the end. It's thinner than paper, so you can't weigh it."

Tao Yuankan must have never imagined that the emperor of the Zhou Dynasty, whose "heart is as deep as the sea, and love as thin as paper", actually has deep love, which can reach the sea, but he doesn't like to talk about it.

After the emperor of the Shu Dynasty descended to Zhou, the overall situation of the world had been decided, and the emperor of the Zhou Dynasty immediately decided to go to Shu to work in the army.Rushing to Sichuan in such a hurry is of course for his precious junior brother.Especially after hearing that the junior brother had gone to risk his life again, the emperor couldn't sleep or eat, so he thought of a place to take a good look at the cruel and careless junior brother.He asked Lu Xiang to sit in the court, but Lu Xiang was always hesitant, and didn't make it clear that he obeyed the order, and didn't say anything else.The old hooligan's ambiguous attitude was all because of his premonition that "something bad is going to happen". He always felt that the emperor couldn't do anything good after he went back, and he must be holding back his idea of ​​not being able to see the light!If he doesn't follow the past and stop him for a while, in case something really bad happens, that's great!

Then the old hooligan picked a season, and said to the emperor with a playful smile: "Your Majesty, I also want to visit the old place again, hehe... this, can you take me with you?"

The emperor glanced at him and said slowly: "You go, who will look after the house?"

"..." Dare he also act as a watchdog! "Your Majesty, what do you think of Zhang Yanran? The position of Prime Minister of the Left has been vacant for several years, and the minister is getting old. Jiangshan Sheji is dying, should someone come up to share the burden for this old cow and horse?"

The old hooligan was talkative, and he had a good grasp of what he said and what he did. He didn't expect to succeed at once, and he would come a few more times if he didn't succeed at once. If he talked too much, the emperor would naturally be attentive.No, finally got his wish, he packed up his bags and followed the emperor's ass to visit his old place again.

Can the emperor let him follow in vain?I don't even know it's impossible!After entering Shu, all the red tape was left to him, and all the miscellaneous and trivial matters were left to him to take care of. As for the emperor himself, he spent leisurely in the main tent, guarding the grass by the side of his nest, rubbing, touching, Kissing is not available for the time being, but it is still worth getting some oil on the lips!

The old hooligan knows the current affairs and never goes to the main account if there is no serious matter, but when there is a major matter, he has to bite the bullet and ask for a visit.There was a big event that day, I begged to see you, the report was over, he wanted to retreat, the emperor coughed, and he glanced at him from the corner of his eye, his feet were locked, and he shrank back to the place in boredom to listen to the two brothers Conversations that are completely off the beaten track.

The younger brother said: "Your Majesty, this is the topographic map of Heihe Estuary...".

The brother said: "Call me Mo Yang...".

The brother's long speech had just begun, but it was cut off by this flying sentence before he had time to spread it out. He was stunned for a moment, thinking in his heart - what happened to the brother today?

"The deepest part of the mouth of the Black River is only ten feet long, and the ground is thick with silt. If a net made of iron cables is placed here..." The younger brother was thinking in his heart, trying to keep the long story short.

However, the brother was distracted, his left ear went in and his right ear went out.

The old hooligan sat at the bottom, watching the emperor molesting the bunch of "nest grass" with deep and reserved eyes. After a few glances, his teeth first became sour, and then half of his body collapsed. He never gave up. The idea of ​​running away, I became more courageous, cleared my throat, and the emperor flew over with a sniper, the meaning was very clear, and it was very explicit - dare to stay honestly and cover for me, and see how I deal with you in a while !

The old hooligan froze, turned muddy like an eggplant beaten by frost, hung on the chair, dejected, muttering in his heart: "I didn't see anything... I didn't hear anything... I didn't see anything ...I didn't hear anything..."

Not seeing and not hearing are all self-deceptions, the emperor's shameless words drilled into his ear canal word by word, making him want to die for a while and then die back.However, I still can't die, I can only live here to boil oil!

The emperor wore the skin of a senior brother, teased and teased familiar people, and even picked up some puns to say.Lu Xiang's old face is almost familiar, but General He is so stubborn that he doesn't understand anything!

The Ninth Five-Year Lord stumbled over the word "love" one after another, how could that sound good?Will the people below suffer?Couldn't the old hooligan who was crying and yelling to follow him be unlucky?Seeing the "young green and delicate red" grass by the nest swaying in front of you, the rabbit is always holding back and can't eat his mouth, can you be reconciled?

Lu Xiang's foresight could not be clearer. These two days, he went uncharacteristically and took the initiative to go to the main tent to find the emperor. He clings to the emperor wherever he goes. Except for eating, sleeping and going to the bathroom, he strives to basically go in and out with the emperor.The emperor secretly hinted to him a few times, telling him not to be so sticky, and to do what he should do. As for him, he is either pretending to be stupid or being good-looking. If you hint at you, I have to follow anyway!

Who is the emperor?What was Lu Xiang thinking that he wouldn't be able to see?What people think is - just follow, let you follow, let's see how long you can follow!

A few days later, Lu Xiang was ordered to go to Pingnan near Yanqing to do good work. When he arrived in Pingnan, he felt that it was still peaceful and there was nothing to do, so he walked around and went back. It was evening.Their group, including the emperor and his subordinates, did not live in the Shu Palace, but only pitched tents in the open space of the inner city and slept in the tents.The emperor's obvious statement was that it was inconvenient to move in, and Lu Xiangcai knew that the emperor was making an excuse. It was obvious that the general refused to move in, so he had no choice but to stay in the tent, and he had to say it so grandly!

Of course it is not suitable for such people to live in tents, so they cleaned out the houses at the back of the Shu Palace and assigned them to the soldiers and generals. , So these three people slept in the tent.When Lu Xiang came back from Pingnan, he didn't enter his tent, and his first priority was to ask about the emperor's whereabouts.He casually asked a general around the main tent to question, the first sentence was fine, but the second sentence was not quite right.Because what the general said was quite different from what he knew.

"Didn't Your Majesty go to Heihekou for inspection?" He vaguely felt that there was something wrong with him, but he couldn't remember it for a while, so he just asked casually.

"Return to the Prime Minister, Your Majesty summoned the general into the main account to discuss matters, and passed the meal at night..." The one who answered was trying to please, picked his teeth and said everything, and sold the emperor without knowing it. Woolen cloth.

When Lu Xiang heard it, the hairs all over his body suddenly stood up, and a layer of cold sweat covered his back-what is this called? !

You should have guessed that this is a trick of "striking from the east to the west"!The rabbit has been holding back for more than ten years, and now the world is basically at peace. He can't hold back anymore, so he uses a trick to get rid of the "brown candy", and is going to jump on the grass beside the nest to "roll and have fun"!

"Quick! Go to my tent, there is a bundle on the bed, bring me the wooden sign in the bundle! Slow down and cut off your head!"

Lu Xiang threw down a word fiercely, turned around and ran like flying, and went straight to the main tent.The one who replied was also quick. He rushed into Lu Xiang's camp tent, touched a few times when he saw the burden, took out the wooden sign and rushed out. When Lu Xiang arrived at the door of the main tent, he also arrived. He handed the wooden sign with both hands, and Lu Xiang copied it. He got up, rushed in angrily, half of his body passed the door, and heard the emperor yelling viciously inside: "Who dares to come in, I will kill his whole family!"

Who is Lu Xiang, dare not distinguish between priorities? !Now "Ping Tianxia" is just short of the goal, and Weishan Jiuren is only short of such a dustpan. Is it going to be ruined by the emperor's irresistible desire? !

He is going in!You have to enter even if you lose your head!The Yi Family Extermination also has to enter!Otherwise, he will be recorded in the history books in the future: let the emperor do whatever he wants, and put the country in danger!

Bite the bullet and go inside, the candlelight was dim and ambiguous, and I couldn't see clearly for a while, but my ears were not idle, and I immediately filled my ears with heavy panting, and the sticky words in the emperor's passion: "Xing Jian... It's hard...it's so hard that I'm not far from death, I'm just waiting for your help...you pity me anyway..."

Lu Xiang was stymied by the overturned table, the crooked chair, and the dishes all over the floor. He was careful all the way, and he touched the middle by many mistakes. He happened to see the emperor wanting to "get to the point". Under him was General He who had been overturned by the medicine, the senior brother wrestled quite strenuously, the senior brother blushed and his neck was thick, and the junior brother was also blushing all over his face, I don't know if it was from anger or from the medicine.Lu Xiang came in at the wrong time. At that time, senior brother was waiting to enter Hong Kong. When he heard the movement, he was distracted. The junior brother seized the opportunity and gave the senior brother a hard punch, which hit his stomach. The senior brother was in great pain. It was neither serious nor serious, there was a "chi la" and the cloth was torn, and the junior brother's "capital" was spread out under the candlelight like this, and the senior brother went crazy when he saw it.Seeing that Lu Xiang was sweating, the sound of "chi la" became the last straw, and the "boom da" broke his "monarch and minister's defense", and he made a unique move—— — Picked up a guqin hanging on the left side of the tent and threw it at the emperor. The emperor, who was busy, probably did not expect that under the death order of the Yi family, someone would dare to come in to beg for death. On the waist of the dragon, it almost knocked the emperor down!

In the flash of calcium carbide, Lu Xiang rushed forward, snatched General He out of the emperor's body, and threw him out with a ruthless blow, and hurriedly said, "Go out, turn left and there is a horse tied under the tree, let's go!"