Water flowing clouds

Since he mentioned it seriously, the emperor asked him to choose a place by himself, and he chose a small cave mansion that didn't look like a prime minister's mansion to live in. He just wanted to be comfortable and comfortable, and didn't intend to let a bunch of people come in." "Visit", "ask for love", "please", so the concierge of the Prime Minister's Mansion must be a person who can talk to people and talk to people, and when he meets the person he wants to see, he will come to the door and treat him with nice words, good tea and good food , met a ghost that Xiangye didn't want to see, and sent him away with a few words.It's not easy.This job is not easy to do, and no one wants to do it later, so I had to get an old slave who is deaf and blind to sit at the door, basking in the sun on sunny days, watering a few wild flowers by the door, and sitting in the gatehouse on rainy days Nap holding an old cat inside.When the person came to the door, he showed the red note given by Lu Xiang directly in front of him, OK, go in.The ghost came to the door, shouting hoarsely, the old man just squinted his old eyes and asked, "What did you say?" No matter what he said, the old man didn't hear it anyway. up.

There are not many people who can get red notes from old rascals, Yao Shu and Yao Shangshu are counted as one, General Shen Zhou is counted as one, General Yang Zhenyang is counted as one, and later Zhang Yanran became the left minister, and Zhang Zuoxiang is also counted as one.It is true that there are not many cases where he takes the initiative to invite people to the door. His straightforward invitation, no matter how you look at it, has the taste of "being courteous for nothing".

The one who raped or stole didn't say anything to the one who didn't know it. Of course, the one who raped or stole won, and he was the first to get the edge of the nest back into his own nest, keep it, keep it there when?Then it depends on when the emperor loses his temper...

Of course the emperor knew that Lu Xiang had gone to pick up people at the gate of the inner city, but he didn't expect that the old hooligan would dare to detain him, and it wasn't just for a meal, it was from early morning to dusk!

Seeing the sky darken little by little, the emperor's face also darkened together. When the moon was half bright and the lights were half dim, the emperor's oral order came, which meant just that: Have you kept enough people? !I'm here waiting to do serious business. What are you messing with? !

Lu Xiang received the order and sent the general to the gate—please.Please go out.Please go out of this door and then into that door. Take it easy after entering that door. The emperor has been hungry for more than two years, and it is very likely that he is not a vegetarian.

After being teased by the old hooligan for a while, the emperor lost his patience.Originally, I planned to follow the etiquette and wait for the younger brother to come into the imperial study room to see him. After waiting for a long time, I couldn't stretch my strength. After a while, I walked to the door of the imperial study room and looked out. The chief servant probably knew the emperor's half. With a vague mind, he secretly assigned a small servant to wait at the gate of the palace. Once he saw the general enter the palace gate, he would report it immediately.The general's mount is made of unknown material, it is probably not a "horse", or it looks like a horse, but it is actually a "turtle". From Lu Xiang's house to the gate of the palace, it took nearly half a mile. an hour...

The head servant watched the emperor's pacing from the beginning to a circle, and the scope of the circle moved from the inside of the imperial study to the entrance of the imperial study. A moment later, the emperor stood outside the door of the imperial study. Don't even think about "seeing" The tortoise-like junior may arrive soon, if he wants to meet someone, he has to go out to meet him.

Waiting until the end of time, until the sea is dry and the rocks are rotten, until the snow falls from the sky, the tortoise-like junior finally slowly reveals his head.

People say that an inch of lovesickness is an inch of ashes, if the emperor's lovesickness over the years were really turned into ashes, it would probably fill mountains and seas.

The younger brother entered the palace gate, got off his horse and walked on foot. After a short walk, a small car came over, saying that the emperor had sent him to pick him up.It’s much faster if you have a car, and the fast horse driving the car needs to be whipped. It didn’t take long to reach the place. The younger brother got out of the car and looked up. Hurry up a few steps to meet him, and enjoy the "humanity" of the brothers.The senior stood at the door of the imperial study room, watching the junior climb up the steps step by step. There were two shelves standing there, one for "Renjun" and one for "Senior Brother". The shelf in front collapsed in no time. , the one at the back reluctantly supported it until he entered the imperial study room, after the younger brother performed the royal gift.Monarchs and ministers first, brothers and sisters later.Most of the time, it is easier to talk about teachers and brothers than about monarchs and ministers.The senior brother can sit opposite the junior brother, pour wine for the junior brother, and ask the younger brother to stay overnight. The two of them fall asleep in the same bed, what a chance.But something is wrong today, the senior asked the junior to drink two cups with him, and the junior said that he had just had a drink at Lu Xiang's place;The brother thought to himself, next, let you sleep here, you won't say that you "slept" at Lu Xiang's just now, will you?

Of course the younger brother would not say that he had "sleeped" at Lu Xiang's place. He said that 200 people had just been accepted in the martial arts hall, and I wanted to go over to see the situation...

Look at the hell!I haven't seen you for more than two years. When we met, it was like guarding me against a thief. Is someone chewing their tongues in front of you? !

The emperor thought of Senior Brother Xue for the first time. That guy wanted to protect the media two years ago, and he didn't know how many tricks he played in the two years!Eryi thought of General Yang, and according to that guy's unscrupulous temperament, it is possible to talk about it, and it is possible to reveal his secret somehow.Three of them thought of Lu Xiang, this old bastard got into the water with a bad stomach, and detained people all afternoon, maybe he had something good to say!

The emperor actually thought too much.What the younger brother wanted was to quickly find a place to sleep with his head covered.So, this meal... It's better not to eat it. It takes at least two minutes to eat this meal. Is the meal of the senior brother and emperor so delicious? !Feeling tired, it is better to go back to the lecture hall and eat a bowl of noodles at ease!

Alcohol... It's best not to drink, the brother will have something to say after drinking, he said: drink, riding a horse is not safe, so don't go back, there is a lower place in the palace for the commander of the imperial army, let's live there , otherwise it’s fine to live in the side hall, let’s talk for a while, brothers and sisters...

And the senior brother has the ability to talk to himself, if the junior brother says he can't ride a horse, he can also take a car, he will tell you directly, there is no car today...

Therefore, the younger brother has made up his mind from the very beginning, not to eat or drink, and to stay with him for a while before withdrawing.I said that the plan can't keep up with the changes. After entering this door, facing the senior brother who can fill mountains and seas with ashes of lovesickness, is it so easy to get out?

The younger brother thought for a long time, then tried his best to find an excuse, and said: "It's getting late, I want to go back to the lecture hall to have a look, and I want to watch them practice when I get up early tomorrow...

The senior brother raised his face and looked at the junior brother intently, his eyes were electrified, and the corners of his lips were slightly hooked. The expression seemed to be smiling: "Don't worry, there are still twenty days from the 25th to the Lantern Festival, which day can't be seen!"

When the junior brother heard the words, a thunder exploded in his heart—twenty days? !Isn't it possible to go outside on the fifth day? !Why do we have to wait until the Lantern Festival? !

"...I want to go back to Weizhou on the fifth day of the new year..."

"The fifth year of the new year hasn't passed yet, so don't worry." The brother's pair of long and narrow Danfeng eyes were completely exposed, as if soldiers were coming to cover them up.

The two of you came to talk and I went to talk. After a few rounds of moves, the younger brother was defeated.It doesn't count if you lose, and you fall into the pit again.The brother said that either you stay in the side hall tonight, or you stay until the Lantern Festival.The younger brother was silent for a long time, and chose the latter one.

Staying for a few more days is better than being "stayed overnight" by seniors and being forced to "advise ideas". Anyway, as long as he can return to the martial arts hall, he will not enter the palace if there is nothing wrong...

Well, it doesn't seem like a bad idea.

The younger brother is very proficient in setting up ambushes, turning around, intercepting, and charging on the battlefield, but as soon as he returns to the court, he is confused, especially when he meets the elder brother and the emperor.Look at this "deal" made - it was true that I went back to the martial arts hall that night, but there are still more than [-] days to come, no matter how you look at it, it is in the posture of "the monk can't run away from the temple"!

What the younger brother thought at the time was "You have Zhang Liangji, I have a wall ladder", you let me enter the palace to eat and drink with you, play chess and criticize papers, and I said that I have food and drink here, chess pieces, and battle reports. , I am very busy and full, and I don't have that free time for a while.

The emperor passed it on once, but it didn't reach anyone, so he just ignored it, which is very strange.Even Lu Xiang felt strange, the old rascal thought that according to the degree of thirst of the emperor, the handful of "nest grass" would have to be "squeezed" by the emperor at once, put into the bed for a night, rubbed, touched Touching and kissing—just like the last time, the "nest grass" and the "rabbit" lived in peace all night, and the rabbit yawned and went up in the morning, leaving the nest grass lying in the nest. Sleeping..., but I don't know why, this time there is no...

The grass by the side of the nest has gone to the lecture hall, and the rabbit stays in the door of the Jiuzhong Palace and stares blankly. This backward look seems not very good...

Lu Xiang was careful no matter how careful he was when he went to court the next morning, but the emperor still caught him in a wrong place and taught him a lesson, which was very wronged.He pondered, the emperor's lovesickness made him "body like floating clouds" for a while, "heart like flying catkins" for a while, and after tossing and tossing for a while, he might be "like a gossamer", so he won't give any advice... just wait, I'll be stretched There are many days!

"Cough, Your Majesty, the day after tomorrow will be Yuanxi. This year, the weather is good and the surroundings are relatively peaceful. Why don't you take this opportunity to host a banquet for the civil and military personnel who have contributed to the country..."

The banquet that Lu Xiang said is obviously "drunkards don't want to drink." The banquet is a cover for all the officials. The key is the one among the officials. Everyone will be there. You can't be so "various", you can't get there. ?

On the day of the New Year's Eve, there was a grand banquet in the palace. The emperor toasted three times first, and then the officials ate and drank in a gentle manner. Of course, it is impossible to eat and drink at this kind of banquet. Once the emperor sits on it , the ministers couldn’t let go, and secondly, the occasion was not right. After eating and drinking enough, drinking crazy, and accidentally offending the person who was least likely to be offended, whose fault is it?Therefore, this kind of banquet is actually just going through the motions. Civil and military people want to go over as soon as possible, and go home as soon as possible, with their wives and children warming up on the kang.As soon as the emperor retreated, the general situation was almost the same.

Before leaving, the senior brother did not forget to ask the waiter to tell the junior fellow: Don't drink too much, there will be a small stove in my place later.

Small stove?

The younger brother remembered the bowl of noodles he made in the morning. He planned to deal with it casually, then retreated with the crowd, and retreated to cook a bowl of noodles by himself. As soon as "Xiaozao" came, both the surface and the defense map drifted with the current.

Looking around, seven or eight servants were guarding him, saying they were "guiding the way", but they didn't know that it was not to prevent him from sneaking out of the palace amid civil and military affairs.