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Speaking of children, Dou Minjun has never thought about this issue. He is allergic to saliva and other things are even more terrible, but this little text message made his memories churn...

Mr. Zheng did not leave rashly after he hid Zhenzhen. He didn't care whether the people around him were watching or beating or other strange attitudes. Zhenzhen still needed to recuperate, or he could take someone away with his ability Not so easy.The aliens who bought the entire mountain to hide their beauty in a golden house are real local tyrants.

Gradually, the eyes around him disappeared, and after the transfer order, Mr. Anping, who had not found any evidence, had no choice but to give up. He had to admit that the woman who was as bright as a fire was extinguished like this.

Transferring from Kyoto is a good thing for Zhenzhen, one year is enough for her to take care of her body, good enough to hide a child...

When he put his hand on his daughter-in-law's flat belly, he couldn't believe that there was already a little life inside. He himself was not born through normal procedures, so how could he give birth to a normal child?At the beginning, he was also worried that this child would bring bad things to Zhenzhen. As his belly grew day by day, Zhenzhen was busy making small clothes and quilts, and pulling him to listen to the fetal movement. He gradually relaxed and felt nothing. Judging from the child's brain waves, this child should be quite normal... right?

Watching a child grow up in the womb of a lover is a rare life experience with anticipation and hope. Dou Minjun found that he had diverged too much, recovered and continued to give lectures.

"From the functional point of view of evolutionary psychology, the function of marriage lies in: reproduction, even "reproduction for the sake of reproduction", that is, "carrying on the family line". Procreation and life are the necessary functions of marriage. , can improve the survival rate of human babies." He closed the file and concluded, "It can be said that marriage is a "contract"-based system that was forced to accept in the evolutionary process. This contractual relationship requires Both men and women live together and assume the responsibilities and obligations of raising children for each other."

Students in the class objected to this completely rational argument: "Professor Du, if from your point of view, the essence of marriage between a man and a woman is for reproduction, then only the same sex can have true love?"

There is no wrinkle on the well-tailored suit. Do Min Joon put on his glasses and his eyes were cold: "Love and marriage do not constitute a causal relationship. There are many factors that prompt men to marry, and youth, beauty, sexual charm, body shape , Health is the leading factor that drives men."

This kind of professor really has no sense of humor. The girl who raised her hand to ask the question whispered: "Professor, you think marriage is a forced contract. Does your girlfriend know this?" Her good friend covered her face with a book , smiled softly: "If you say such a thing, you can tell that you don't have a girlfriend..."

With such a low voice, ordinary people can probably only hear a few syllables. Du Minjun, who has extraordinary hearing, can only pretend that he didn't hear anything. He took out a pen and silently poked twice behind the name "Yang Shiyuan" on the roll call , such a student with divergent thinking, the paper requirements should be higher.

Do Min Joon was complained by students in class. Here, An Suqing was holding Dudu and sitting at the door of Sangdo-dong’s house. JOE saw that she agreed, so he had to dig out the DV and film the conversation between the two first. If An Suqing was photographed by others Holding a two-year-old child is also easy to distinguish, so as not to cause a scandal of an illegitimate child.

Dudu is two and a half years old this year. His mother takes good care of him. He is white, tender and round. His body shape matches his name. His big eyes are black and bright. Now he is squatting on the ground and counting ants with his beautiful aunt. His mother told him I'm going to play with this aunt for a day today, and take him home in the afternoon.But counting ants was a bit boring, so the little fat paw thumped his leg: "Auntie, what's your name?"

A two-year-old child pretends to be an adult, and strikes up a conversation in a serious manner. An Suqing suppresses a smile and introduces herself in a serious manner: "Auntie's surname is An, and the baby should be called Auntie An."

Dudu patted his trousers, wiped his little dirty hands on the trouser pockets, and tugged at the neckline like his father: "The baby is called Dudu, and he will be three years old soon. Auntie can call me Dudu."

After class, Dou Minjun teleported directly to Sangdo Cave. As soon as he opened the door, he saw An Suqing holding a child in her arms and playing a game of blowing ears. JOE followed suit with a DV.Children don't know what boredom is at all, you run after me, An Suqing scratches when she catches someone, blows air into her ears, and laughs until she falls down.

"Du, Do Minjunxi? Is this your house?" Seeing him coming out of the house, JOE asked strangely after turning off the DV.

"Give the DV to Do Minjun, as long as he's here in the afternoon."

"But Assistant Du has resigned..."

"Borrow his house for an afternoon, JOE, you don't want me to take Dudu back to the apartment, do you?"

JOE was embarrassed for a while, but still handed the DV in his hand to Du Minjun, "Then, Su Qingxi, I'll go back first?"

Dudu raised his head and looked at the uncle who opened the door to let them in, "Is this the uncle's house?"

"Yes, Dudu came in to play." An Suqing picked him up.

Dou Minjun has a lot of real estate. He bought land and a house. This room was vacant after he moved. Except for the most basic decoration furniture, the crew of "My Knot" supplied bed sheets, decorations and small items such as stickers. See Looking at the surrounding layout, Du Minjun felt a little uncomfortable. Sun Enjun held her hand by the side of the sofa, and the couple's apron was actually placed on the refrigerator in front of him!Just thinking about how to replace these, a paper bag was stuffed into Dou Minjun's arms, An Suqing bent over and smiled, "The refrigerator is empty. Dou Minjun wants to go to the supermarket to buy some food."

"Goodbye, Dudu and Uncle~" One big one and one small one waved their paws together.

Looking through the refrigerator, there were only two apples and a few scattered bottles of drinks left. Of course, the variety show filmed once a week would not prepare much food. She sighed, children need to eat.

"Uncle's family is really poor." Xiaodudu concluded by looking at the empty refrigerator.

"How come, uncle bought a big house." An Suqing took out an apple and peeled it. Children will love the candied apple.

"Stupid An'an, I can't afford to eat because I bought a house." Knowing that An Suqing was not married yet, Dudu refused to call her auntie. "A man who can't afford to eat must not... Wow!"

Before he finished speaking, Dou Minjun had already appeared behind him. He pushed the startled little fat man aside with one hand, and he quickly filled the refrigerator, holding a bag with snacks in front of him: If you can’t afford it, don’t eat snacks.”

Dudu laughed immediately: "Uncle, you are really rich!" Buying two packs of snacks is a rich man...

With a toothpick inserted, Dudu sat on the sofa rug and ate apples. The syrup pulled out long strands, and her short hands couldn't stop pulling. An Suqing put a bib on him and helped him pick them up with chopsticks. She smiled Watching Dudu gnawing apples like a groundhog, Do Minjun leaned back on the sofa cushion, put down the toothpick, touched An Suqing's face with his hand, and pushed a strand of hair behind his ear.

An Suqing raised her head and leaned against him, ignoring his red ears, leaning half of her body on him, resting her head on his knee.Dudu couldn't eat a few pieces of apples, but fortunately, the amount of two apples was not too much, and the sweet smell wafted across the room. Dou Minjun stroked her smooth hair, and Dudu suddenly stood up and burrowed into the two. Among the people: "Uncle, I want to pee!"

Coming out of the bathroom, Du Minjun was holding the baby in one hand, An Suqing fixed the DV, and was measuring the shooting angle, "Is the weather fine, do you want to dry the quilt?" When it comes to the quilt, it seems that someone was sleeping on it before Nap?His eyes darkened, "Shall we dry out the pillows too?" Throw away the quilt.

Putting away the sharp things, An Suqing put Dudu on the sofa and the two counted their fingers happily. When they counted to the fourth, Suqing counted Dudu's ring finger and little finger as one. It's four fingers, amused by Dudu's frowning and unable to explain clearly.

After lunch, An Suqing took a nap with Dudu in her arms. Babies would not be able to sleep in the place where they were born, so they needed someone to accompany them. An Suqing sang the Korean nursery rhyme "Mountain Rabbit" to him. Do Minjun leaned against the door, watching The two slowly fell asleep on the bed, still like this, every time they coaxed the child, they could coax themselves to sleep together. He bent down to cover the two of them with the quilt, and the tie was pulled suddenly. An Suqing grabbed his shoulders to exchange She kissed briefly, and her bright eyes were full of his reflection.

For Du Minjun, children with immature brains are completely on red alert to stay away from. He doesn’t know how to get along with the children at all. A mother who puts the children to sleep and then goes out to shoot CF is not really responsible, so this responsibility It fell upon him.

When An Suqing went back at 03:30, the house was unbelievably quiet, there was no noise from the children, and there was no voice from Dou Minjun. She listened carefully and opened the door. The sofa cushions were thrown everywhere in the living room. The "Enqing couple" stickers on the poster were also covered by the children's graffiti, half of the snacks were scattered, and it was as miserable as a typhoon passing through... It is unreliable for a man to take care of a child. She looked around, where is Dou Minjun?Was tossed away by the child?Some heavy breathing came from upstairs.

His hair was covered with a dripping wet towel, and Dou Minjun, whose face was flushed, was lying on the bed. Seeing her come in, Dudu ran up and hugged her thigh and began to cry: "Uncle is going to die."

In fact, it was Dudu's drawing, pillow fight, and snacks. Seeing him tearing up, Do Minjun thought of An Suqing pressing the child at the door, blowing into his ear, and the two of them were laughing. He also followed the example of a gourd, chasing Dudu all over the room, the two of them had a good time, and Dudu also imitated Dou Minjun and squeaked at him, and then bulged out his petal-like tender mouth , spit into his ear...

fall!What an ignorant brat is this!

"Ah, and then I got sick." Listening to An Suqing's babbled narration, Dou Minjun weakly added the core word "spit".

An Suqing looked at the wet towel on Du Minjun's head: "Dudu, where did you find water?"

Do Minjun looked at the two-year-old's height of less than 90 centimeters, and thought about the height of the sink, his face turned green.

"I said it might not be the toilet, it might be the bathtub. Dudu said it was the white one." An Suqing hugged Dudu who shrunk his head and pretended to be an ostrich, and persuaded him outside the bathroom, "You have a fever. Be careful of getting cold in the shower."

The lethality of a creature like a bear child is really unpredictable.