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In Meihui's notebook, clearly record the daily activities of the observed target, taking one day as an example:

7:03 Fall on the stairs (Standard posture to avoid vital points)

7:34 I picked the bowl of soup with the most meat

8:00 Sneak peek at women's thighs under short skirts (four to six times a day)

8:05 Pounded and warned by stalking brother

9:14 Delivery on a slope with an inclination of about 27 and a half degrees, twenty catties of rice*3

At 9:30, I communicated with the uncle who delivered the newspaper (with normal expression and normal behavior) as follows: #￥%&*&……

10:15 dozed off in the shop for 10 minutes exactly

11:28 have lunch, the appetite is stable

13:34 Wake up from a nap, clean the shop, and wrestle in front of the third customer (Standard posture avoids vital points)

14:02 Start doing housework (relative to heavy physical work for human women)

15:50 Sunbathing

16:09 Wandering around for an hour (sneaky)

17:10 Playing with the village children, being chased and beaten, fleeing in embarrassment

17:30 happily waiting for dinner

18:15 Look at the store, pay the bill, and then fall up the stairs (Standard posture avoids vital points)

19:24 Make a small mistake and be scolded

20:43 The one-hour exercise is over, and the strength of the induction muscles is slowly increasing

21:31 Washing up, filling the bathroom with water, being scolded

22:17 Sleep time (very sensitive to sight, woke up eight times during the six-hour observation period)

……

With dark circles under his eyes, Dongjiu feels very uncomfortable recently. He always seems to be watched by someone, but when he looks around, there is nothing, and there are no monitors. He can only attribute his feelings to the fact that he is not used to ordinary people. of daily activities.

After taking the bowl that Mei Hui handed over, the edge of the bowl was broken for some reason and scratched his hand. Dong Jiu took a breath and deliberately shook his hands around: "It hurts, it hurts!!!"

Meihui pressed him down abruptly, took out a Band-Aid to cover the wound, her eyes looked serious as if she had completed some scientific task, Dongjiu looked at her beautiful side face, her heart beat a little faster, Meihui raised her head in confusion, his heart beat faster, She smirked and took two steps back, and got slapped by the proprietress: "Silly Dongjiu broke the bowl again? Deduct your salary!"

Mei Hui quietly hid the blood-stained tiles in her apron pocket, and the target's blood sample was collected!

"Dong Jiu, Dong Jiu, Dong Jiu." The voice was a little cold, but the soft voice unique to women could still be heard.

Bang Dongjiu, who was huddled in the rubbish pile, pretended not to hear anything, with a pile of cardboard boxes tightly covering his figure, the footsteps were getting closer and closer!

With the sound of her heart beating, Mei Hui pulled Dong Jiu out of the pile of cardboard boxes. She showed a small smile, and flashed the huge flower scissors in her hand: "Dong Jiu, cut your hair!"

"Awwhhhhh!" Don't come here!

Dong Jiu ran away, but the strange thing was that after running several laps, everyone was obviously thrown away, so why did she turn around and see her standing at the corner with scissors!Running out of breath, he decided to draw a map of Moon Village tonight to see where there are secret passages!

Mei Hui looked at Dong Jiu, who had no strength to run and was sitting on a chair with his head downcast, and smiled: The target's physical strength is perfect.

After finally growing a little longer, the hairstyle that looked a bit silly was cut into bumps by Mei Hui, let's put it this way, it achieved the effect that just looking at the hair does not look like a normal person.Although I was supposed to be a fool, this image is not just a problem of a fool, it has already reached the level of a suspected mental patient! ! !

Dong Jiu weakly pushed the innocent-looking Mei Hui, "Why don't you cut off my head! QAQ"

Hearing the roar of the vehicles, Mei Hui followed her strength and fell straight towards the road. A fast motorcycle rushed towards her, and it was about to hit her. One arm wrapped around her waist, and she rolled on the ground After two laps, Meihui's eyes flashed, and the target's agility was perfect.

Looking at the girl in his arms who didn't seem to have reacted, he checked up and down, and there was no broken skin or other wounds. Dong Jiu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

After bullying Meihui, he was severely scolded by the proprietress, who threw him a hat to hide his shame.

In the room, Meihui took off her apron and shook it, and collected the hair she shook in a small transparent bag from the supermarket, the target fur was collected!

If it weren't for the lack of science and technology on the earth, she still has more to collect, such as body and fluid samples...

Dong Jiu in the room felt a chill, he shivered twice, looked at his hands, and couldn't help but think of rolling around Mei Hui with his hands in the afternoon, alas, the girl's waist is really thin and soft!Going up to smell it, it seems to still have body fragrance.

One second he squinted his eyes as if intoxicated, the next second Dong Jiu became serious again, and fell on the floor.He felt that he still had to temper himself, and he couldn't bear this level, how could he become the pride of the motherland!

Even though he thought this way, he still felt that his soul was tormented and was about to spit out from his mouth. Mom, women are really scary.

Such a hot day lasted for half a year, and Bang Dongjiu felt that his endurance and ability to respond to emergencies had been greatly improved.And Meihui can already speak and write fluently, because she learned it from Dongjiu, she also uses her left hand, which makes Cao Doushi very jealous: "Obviously Doushi Ouba can also teach us Meihui to write..."

"But isn't Dongjiu my husband?"

"puff--"

"Ah! Dongjiu! How can someone like you eat?"

Dong Jiu glanced around in a panic, and accidentally met Mei Hui's quiet eyes with no expression. Her clear pupils showed a face with ridiculous hairstyle, demented expression, and rice grains stuck to her face. It was his face. , Bang Dong Nine.

There was no contempt for men like fools, no shyness, as if what she said was a matter of course.At that moment, Dong Jiu was confused, did he really have such a wife?

This ridiculous-sounding emotion didn't last long, he suppressed the ups and downs in his heart, deliberately grabbed the food on the table with his hands, and glanced at Mei Hui's expression, it still didn't fluctuate, as if no matter how embarrassing a fool he was, She can accept such a husband.Dong Jiu was depressed, he wanted to tell Mei Hui that he was not like this, he was not stupid, he was not ugly, he was a soldier and a fighter.All words were swallowed by Dong Jiu, he is not only a soldier, he is also a spy, a fool Dong Jiu...he can't say anything...

When Ling woke up, it was already the hottest time in midsummer, and the cicadas were very noisy. Little K finally fell asleep, and her body was taken over by her. After moving her hands and feet, she looked around. This style of house does not need Say, it's Korea again.Wearing a long old t-shirt, Zero stood up and walked out the door. There was a canteen outside, and there were no customers at noon.

Looking around for a week, tobacco and alcohol, newspapers, common daily necessities, it is a very ordinary small supermarket, a person with disheveled hair is dozing off little by little, before she walks in front of her, there is no time to say anything, that person She has already opened her eyes, and her good eyesight allows her to easily catch the sharpness in his gaze, which makes her skin ache.

Before she could exclaim when her eyes touched the face, the man spoke.

"Ah~ Meihui, do you want a drink of water?" In an instant, the painting style was different, her long and narrow eyes were narrowed, her beautiful lips were grinning silly, and her voice was dragging.

Zero was a little messy, but she probably guessed that Meihui was called Little K. She followed Little K's example and didn't speak, just staring at him.Dong Jiu was terrified by her look, so he could only continue: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha" he couldn't help but smirk.

"K, what happened during this time?"

Back in the room, she closed her eyes as if falling asleep, but she was actually communicating with Little K in her mind.

……

I took out Little K’s notebook, the text of Vikado on it was distorted like lines drawn randomly, and Zero quickly browsed through it. This Bang Dongjiu, who looks similar to the person in his memory, is obviously not simple. According to Little K’s For the record, although he often does stupid things clumsily, his behavior is very regular. Would a real fool be like this?How can there be a fool who wrestles at a fixed time at a fixed place!

She told Little K that the person named Dong Jiu was very suspicious. Judging from the records, he had extraordinary physical fitness. Both physical strength and reaction ability were beyond the reach of ordinary people, especially because he still had a locator in his body. Thinking about this situation is very dangerous. If it weren't for her sharing the same body with an almost omnipotent alien, her first reaction would be to leave.

Talking about this matter, little K is rare silent, he is my observation target!Holding back such a sentence for a long time, Zero did not force her, this body originally belonged to K.

After hearing what Ling said, it would be impossible for little K to not mind, and follow Dongjiu every day to test his upper limit of physical fitness and tease his arrhythmia. Is it necessary for scientific research or she wants in her heart?She didn't understand her mood, and these things seemed completely unnecessary.

Dongjiu found out that Meihui, who originally liked to follow him, was even more inseparable. He became more and more suspicious of whether he was showing his feet. For this reason, he even made a report and asked his superiors for the specific situation.Comrade Xu Shangjiu sent him a message: In order to consolidate his "fool" impression, Comrade Yuan Liuhuan was required to urinate anywhere at least once a month with at least two people watching, and defecate once every six months!

He sniffled, and the hand holding the BB camera trembled a little. In two days, it will be the first half year, that is, six months. Do you want to defecate anywhere under the watchful eyes of at least two people? !

He observed the terrain. In this small village full of ups and downs and steep slopes, there are more people walking at 05:30 in the evening, and gradually decrease after 07 o'clock. One or two young people will leave work around 30 o'clock in the evening. !It is [-]:[-] to start implementing the plan!

He held a chocolate-flavored popsicle in his mouth, and dragged it weakly on the ground with his toes. When he looked up again, he found Meihui squatting next to him with shining eyes. He remembered what the proprietress said, girls should take care of their bodies, so cold drinks and the like have never been given to Meihui. Pass.She stared at her mouth so curiously, it was really, really a little embarrassing, "Meihui, do you want to eat?"

"Yes!" Simply loud and clear.

He held up the popsicle, squinted his eyes and smirked: "Hehehehe, I won't give it to you..."

"Just say something nice..."

Mei Hui blinked her eyes and pursed her red lips: "Husband~ do you want it~"

"..."

"Grandma! Dongjiu has a nosebleed!" Seeing Meihui's panicked back, Dongjiu lowered her head helplessly, Meihui, who did you learn this from!

That night, when Meihui and the auntie from the supermarket were watching TV, she caught sight of a green figure passing by the door, and there was a slight noise on the roof, "Mom, I'll be back soon." She followed behind lightly. ...

Running out quietly, Dong Jiu purposely avoided Mei Hui, not wanting her to see him with no integrity.

The street lamps in Moon Village are relatively old, and the dim light is not clear. Someone is coming!talking?Very good, if we go together, each other will feel safe, and the impact will be less, he rushed out, clutching his stomach and bouncing twistedly under the street light, making strange noises, attracting their attention as planned Attention, when:

"Dong Jiu?"

This voice is so familiar, Meihui, aren't you watching TV with the supermarket lady? !

Come on, it's too late...

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