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The uncomfortable thing about being a pet is that it is difficult to communicate with the owner. When you are hungry, thirsty or sick, swallowing, whining, howling and barking are all troubles for him. Those who are patient will try to solve it, and those who are impatient will even be violent and violent. You do as he asks.Those who can understand human speech like Daisy are fine, but those who don't understand often suffer a lot of scolding.

Why do you always pee in the living room?Because it is far enough away from the bedroom.

Why are you always running ahead and can't hold back?Because I have been locked at home for too long, of course I want to run wild when I come out.

Why does the wall skin bite the sofa and scratch the cushions?Because you don't even play with me, it's so lonely.

So if you want to live in harmony with your master, you have to train him constantly.Daisy remembered the experience taught by her predecessors, and she decided to practice it.

[In the new home, all the strange environment is the beginning of the training.When you are alone in the room, yell softly twice, then you can go to the door again, let go of your voice and yell, if he doesn’t come out, don’t stop, try a few more times, when you call him out, it means your training is successful! 】

Daisy leaned down and yelled twice, "Woooooooooooooooooooooo".

In the next second, a pair of feet appeared in front of her, "What's wrong?"

The tongue that sticks out has not had time to retract, is this too fast?

[Let the host provide delicious food, it depends on the attitude of the host and your own worth, if he likes you very much, he will automatically choose all kinds of things to present to you, if he doesn't like you... You'd better eat what you give. 】

The food bowl contained hardcover dog food, occasionally vegetable porridge and bacon egg rolls, and Daisy was very satisfied with the food of the new owner.

Pass,

This one requires no training.

[When you go out for a walk, would you rather walk with your owner or be walked by others?For the latter, you just need to obediently walk behind him.For the former, you must pay attention to your sense of proportion. When you turn left and right and run wildly, you must wait for him. Human beings are too weak, and the speed of two legs is too slow. 】

Go out, start to trot, turn your head, the owner is beside you.

OK, started to turn and accelerate, um, did not lose track.

Running wildly, turning around, the owner is still by the side? !

Daisy, who was exhausted like a dead dog, was panting...

You can't outrun him at all! Pass!

[Throwing things and picking things up is the kind of mentally handicapped game that humans are very fond of. When he throws the Frisbee, you ignore him, and then you will see him throwing it out, picking it up and throwing it out again, and some of them will try it themselves Fan how to pick it up with his mouth.This is rare fun. 】

Daisy pushed the frisbee all the way to Jin Wucan's calf, hey, master, don't read the newspaper, let's play!

Ah, I'm so tired, I can't catch the Frisbee.

It was only when she turned her belly up and threw herself on the ground that she realized:

Fuck!No need to throw it, the Frisbee is spinning in the sky by itself!

But the master is completely sitting still!

Pass!

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Daisy reaffirms that she has a very strange master...

[Dogs do not have the intelligence of humans, they cannot think logically, and they cannot understand human language. They can only learn through memory.Therefore, be patient when practicing, and only by repeating a gesture or a password repeatedly can slowly help it establish a habit of a certain behavior, and you can't act too hastily and ask too much. 】

"Daisy, shake hands..." "Daisy, sit down..." "Daisy, get up..." There is no need for anyone to teach, pushing the glasses on the bridge of the nose, Jin Wuchan said to himself: "I don't know how to throw Is it useful to exchange garbage for bacon..."Huh?Daisy, where did you take the trash bag?

[Don't spoil the dog too much, and be careful not to be a partial eclipse]

"Partial eclipse?" Jiang Sanzhi threw out a card, "How come? Since I raised a golden retriever, my house has no kitchen waste, and I can eat so much at any time, and I have never seen a time when I am full. When to eat and when to eat. Biscuits, cabbage sticks, cabbage stalks, potatoes, sweet potatoes, cucumbers, tomatoes, they are really easy to feed. How can you be a partial eclipse?"

"It's reconciled, Guoshi Wushuang..." Jin Wucan packed his things and prepared to go home.

"Hey, if you win, you have to leave? Jin Wucan, do you play mahjong without eating or sleeping?"

"I have to go home and cook for Daisy." He thought of the golden retriever at home, who only ate the same food as himself, and sighed secretly, he couldn't eat dog food himself, could he?

【…Proper outdoor activities and appropriate punishment after mistakes are all about cherishing dogs. 】

punish?Of course, she tried it. When she realized that she made a mistake, she started to play tricks, covered her head with her claws, and rolled all over the floor...

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"How to Train Your Dog" was thrown into the trash by Kim Wu Chan.