[Comprehensive martial arts] The style of painting is wrong

Luo Huixue picked up a dozen contracts on the table without changing her expression, took out a charcoal pencil from her inner sleeve, sketched a few times, and handed the five contract papers to Lu Xiaofeng.

The corners of Lu Xiaofeng's mouth curled up, and his eyebrows raised, as if the four eyebrows on his face moved at the same time, "...If there is any violation, you will be banned from drinking for half a year." Like let him die.

"10 taels of silver, you really are the richest man in the world." But he didn't mention the matter of not drinking anymore, but happily put his fingerprint on it. All of Lu Xiaofeng's friends knew that he liked challenges the most.

Luo Huixue relaxed visibly, and Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but smiled wryly, "You really understand me." If he broke the contract and had to pay for it, he would definitely not sign it, but because of alcohol prohibition, he would rather lose money than not drink, but he did. handprint.

She smiled without saying a word, just patted her stupid brother on the shoulder, then turned around and went out. Since she brought a big trouble, she had to bring more things.

[Killing a person in ten steps, never staying a thousand miles: After getting drunk, turn on the sword fairy mode. As long as you are drunk, no one in this world can catch your sword. The sword of the great river comes from the sky. This sword, I would like to call it For invincible! 】The system breathed a sigh of relief, it should have unlocked the strongest skill in its skill pack, woohoo, the host finally has the ability to protect itself.

"Hey, why can't I choose krypton gold again?" Luo Huixue was a little melancholy. She has the legendary physique, the full name, and went crazy after drinking. "It's better than not getting drunk after a thousand cups." Xue felt that her ability to comfort herself had gone a step further.

In Beipinghou Mansion, a majestic bluestone road stretches straight out, leading directly to the west gate of Beiping City. A two-foot-long flagpole is erected beside the mahogany main gate, and the flag on the top of the pole is flying.The eyes of a unicorn embroidered with white silk are shining brightly on the flag surface with a green background. If you look closely, you will find that there are actually two big oriental beads reflecting in the sunlight.

This unicorn has dragon horns and fish scales, and there is a word "Luo" between the two horns.The two of them rode two horses and galloped along the Qingshi Road. Luo Huixue looked back at the "Luo" on the Qilin flag, sighed, and went straight to the city gate.

It was the time when the sun was at its strongest, and the sky in May was gradually getting brighter, and the sun was getting dry, so no one would want to go on the road at such a time.

Lu Xiaofeng thought he had seen big winds and waves, but the scene in front of him still made him a little dumbfounded, he said, "You came out with this weird chair, saying that I usually just find a rock to sit on."

Luo Huixue raised her back, it was the stretchable chair she brought, and then he sat on it, with his head still resting on the back of the chair, he couldn't be more relaxed.It is strange to say that the chair is not made of gold or wood, it is the size of a book, and it can bear the weight of an adult when it is disassembled.

"When you go out, you must be elegant." Luo Huixue opened the chair and put a thin silk object on the chair to block the sun. There are many magical materials in this world, and they can do things that are difficult to do with common sense, such as This recliner weighs only a few taels but is very strong.

Lu Xiaofeng said without changing his expression, "There are people following us, they must be yours."

Luo Huixue was a little surprised. The dark guards that the family has passed down from generation to generation with special methods have already had a very clever concealment method since the last dynasty. This is the first time she has seen someone who can find them.

But thinking about it, this is the world-famous consonant pointing at Lu Xiaofeng, it doesn't seem to be a big deal. "They are my shadow guards who have been inseparable since I was a child, and they have followed me to protect me." Luo Huixue answered truthfully.

But Lu Xiaofeng suddenly remembered something, "Why don't you know martial arts? I see that your steps are frivolous and your breath is disordered. Have you never learned any martial arts?" His new friend Luo Huiyun clearly has such not weak martial arts, It's really strange that my younger sister doesn't know any martial arts at all.

We can still be friends without mentioning this... Luo Huixue couldn't help but feel very sad when he thought of the painful dark history of learning martial arts.

"I can't learn martial arts." Luo Huixue said expressionlessly. After knowing that she came to a magnificent world with martial arts, she also thought about learning martial arts. After all, who doesn't have a martial arts in the heart dream.However, she just couldn't learn martial arts.

However, Lu Xiaofeng let out a surprised "Hey", his right hand stretched out like lightning and touched Luo Huixue's veins. After a while, the man said, "You clearly have an innate energy in your body, which condenses and never disperses. , it can be seen that the bones are excellent, how can it be impossible to learn martial arts?"

[Hmph, of course the body we selected for the host must be the best qualified] After hearing the man's admiration, the system suddenly put its head on its hips proudly.

The girl ignored it, but said to Lu Xiaofeng who looked interested, "Why don't we make a bet?" Safety plus an insurance, she must be tricking him.

Lu Xiaofeng really became interested, he is very good at gambling, "How can I bet?" Not only did he have a good impression of this little princess who was silent all the way, this little princess really knew him, he could see this Xiao Mingzhu had the intention of tricking him, but this kind of blatant conspiracy didn't make him hate it.

"If you can teach me martial arts, I will lose to you a 20-year-old daughter red."

Sure enough, as long as good wine is mentioned, Lu Xiaofeng can't help it, "I promise!" It is very easy for a person to reach the entry level in martial arts in this world, but good wine is not easy to come by, especially the 20-year-old wine. , Lu Xiaofeng could even clearly hear the sound of the wine bug rolling in his belly.

Luo Huixue smiled in satisfaction, dealing with this kind of people who drink like life, there is nothing that a jar of good wine can't solve, if not, then add another jar!

"If you lose, you have to promise me one thing. I haven't thought about it yet. When it's time to use it, you have to promise me as long as it doesn't violate morality." Luo Huixue raised the corners of her lips. There are many martial arts masters in China, but no matter how good the teachers are, they didn't teach her any martial arts.

In the girl's eyes, the winning ticket is at hand. Anyone can see that Lu Xiaofeng is such a person who faces difficulties, "Then it's a deal. I'm sure about the good wine."

This afternoon, the two of them didn't rush on their way, but found a place close to the town to stop, and Lu Xiaofeng planned to stay here for a few more days, he would be a glutton if he couldn't get this jar of wine itch.

"The breath flows from the soles of the feet, and comes out from the Taichong..." Lu Xiaofeng used all his efforts to press the bottom of the box for the sake of the altar of fine wine. This passage is the beginning of his famous Phoenix Dance Nine Heavens.

Luo Huixue blankly interrupted the man who was talking eloquently, "Taichong acupoint, which governs the liver and gums, connects the eyes, why does the breath come out from here so that it can fly?"

"Also, how do you transport the breath to the soles of the feet? Through the blood or through the walls of blood vessels?" Luo Huixue could feel a cloud of air in her body, but she could only let the air wash over her body every day as a health product I can't control the direction at all.

Lu Xiaofeng looked a little troubled, "It's just to use the internal force, transport it from the dantian to the soles of the feet through various acupuncture points, and then send it out." He never thought about these problems when he was practicing.

"The dantian, cultivates the kidneys and strengthens the foundation, warms and nourishes the lower essence, and secretes away the turbidity. It is originally a part of the internal organs. Why can it store internal energy? Why can't it be used elsewhere? The internal energy is transported through the acupoints, so is the internal energy acting in a gaseous or liquid state?" Luo Huixue couldn't figure out these questions all the time, so she asked them out of nowhere.

"Also, I see that when you use lightness kung fu, you hit your left foot to your right foot in mid-air, and then you jump up a second time, but where did you borrow your strength from?" Luo Huixue was deeply educated by compulsory education. According to the interaction of forces, a person's left foot and right foot can't jump up at all!

Lu Xiaofeng was already sweating profusely at this moment, he opened his mouth, but found that his lips had dried out at some point, "Let me think about it... Let's find a hotel to live in first, and practice tomorrow. "

He already fully understands why this talented little princess doesn't know any martial arts at all. Is there really anyone in the world who can answer these weird questions?But Lu Xiaofeng was reluctant to part with the fine wine he was about to get, so let him think about it...

This small town called Qingquan Town was still under the rule of Beiping. The people in the town came and went very peacefully. Early in the morning, as the cock crowed, some vendors set up their stalls, and the heat of soup and steamed buns woke up the town.

Beside a dilapidated stone bridge, three or four children who got up early were chasing and playing with reeds, and the grass leaves were still covered with dewdrops from the night.

A woman in a light willow-colored dress simply tied her high hair and tied it with a headband of the same color.Although she felt that Lu Xiaofeng would not be able to teach her, but in case, after all Lu Xiaofeng had a halo of luck, Luo Huixue still wore a strong outfit that was convenient for practicing martial arts.

A man was sitting on the stone beside the bridge in a daze, still muttering something, his two bright eyes were now a little lost, and there were two big dark circles under his eye sockets, it was Lu Xiaofeng.

"Lu Xiaofeng?" Luo Huixue called softly, did he not sleep last night?

Hearing this, Lu Xiaofeng raised his head, and looked at the person with wide eyes, "Why did I lift my left foot first?" After saying that, he got up, Lu Xiaofeng jumped up and down, and then stomped messily in the air. After a few hits, he fell to the ground again, "That's right, it's impossible to jump up by stepping on the left foot and the right foot."

It's over, isn't it crazy?Luo Huixue felt a little guilty, originally martial arts could not be recognized by common sense, maybe Lu Xiaofeng was called crazy by her.

Luo Huixue secretly untied a cowhide bag wrapped around her waist, and threw it to Lu Xiaofeng who was sitting on the ground. This was the wine she carried with her, and the other thing she carried was a sword.

Lu Xiaofeng was not polite, but directly opened the cork of the cowhide bag, took a few sips, "It really is good wine—" It's just that although he drank the good wine, he seemed to have forgotten his martial arts.

"Well, I'll pay. Go to town and get drunk. When you get drunk, you'll forget what I said." Luo Huixue skillfully made Lu Xiaofeng feel distressed.

"It seems that I am not the only one who fell in your hands." Lu Xiaofeng shook his head, he never dared to teach this little princess martial arts anymore.

The author has something to say: Hey, there are so many cuties on the first day of writing!There's another update tonight, don't worry, I'll gain weight super fast!

Luo Huixue: That's it...and this I don't understand either.

(Newton obviously didn't say that!)

Lu Xiaoji was dizzy: You seem to... have a point!

(Newton: No, no, younger, planting flowers is not my business!)

——感谢在2020-10-0721:54:07~2020-10-0819:21:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Qingran, Yanhui, and koity1;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Tianshu; 14 bottles of clear dye;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!