Tang Dynasty Never Night

In Daci'en Temple, Jinchangfang, south of Chang'an City, the abbot Shi Wenbei chanted scriptures and prayed for blessings in person, and the object of his chanting scriptures and prayed for blessings - King Li Xian of Zhou was sitting on the futon in front of him, pretending to be stupid.

But strictly speaking, Li Xian wasn't pretending to be stupid, he was really stupid. After all, although he was still the same person, his shell had changed.Whoever closes his eyes and opens them again finds that the time axis has moved forward by 1500 years and went directly to the Tang Dynasty. Who is not stupid?

That's fine, if it comes, let it go, don't mention anything else, our protagonist's psychological quality is absolutely nothing to talk about, but problems come one after another - he finds that he can't understand other people's words!

That kind of feeling is like being thrown abroad. The official dialect of the Tang Dynasty is the Guanzhong dialect. The Guanzhong dialect is subdivided into Dongfu dialect and Xifu dialect, and the people here speak the Dongfu dialect, although the Dongfu dialect is considered The originator of the Xi'an dialect in later generations, but nothing can change the fact that this dialect is actually too different from the Xi'an dialect.

Li Xian, who has become the king of Zhou, Li Xian, only feels that it is too difficult to get along here, what can he do if he can't understand the words and pretend to be stupid?It just so happened that the reason why he would wear it on Li Xian was because he had fallen into the Taiye Pond before, and the Feng Yumen who finally got it up from Shangyao Bureau were working day and night. His Royal Highness King Zhou was rescued - of course Li Xian knew in his heart that the real Li Xian had already returned to Lihentian.

Fortunately, everyone has potential. Li Xian was born with a talent for languages. In such an environment, it would be difficult for him to learn or not.In fact, it took more than half a month from the time he came to this era to the time he understood the people here, but the problem was that understanding didn’t count, he still had to be able to speak.

So it’s time to pretend to be stupid and continue to pretend to be stupid, and collect information while pretending to be stupid. When I first came here, apart from knowing that this is the Tang Dynasty from the decoration of the clothes, I don’t know at what time and which emperor reigned, okay?

It's just that the collection of this information is particularly laborious. After all, no one dares to call the empress by name directly. It's not that he has never seen the empress and his brothers and sisters. It's just that the real person is too far from the picture, and he still can't match the number. I can't tell the difference in terms of address, brothers and sisters call him either Seventh Brother or Qilang, and the servants around him just open their mouths and say "big king". Yes, it's not His Royal Highness Zhou Wang, but the big king!

In the end, he didn't know until he overheard someone mentioning the year name of this year.

The general chapter, thanks to the emperors of the Tang Dynasty who often changed their year names, Li Xian recalled it for a long time before he remembered that the general chapter was Tang Gaozong's year name, and then counted with his fingers, in 669 AD, Li Xian was horrified in an instant up.

Fuck!When will it be difficult to wear it? Come here, the most deceitful thing is that he has become the son of Empress Wu!

Is the queen's son so easy to be?I really would rather be a princess than a prince, no, no, strictly speaking, even if I want to be rich, I would rather be born into a family than a prince.Think about Empress Wu's cruel life, except for the youngest of her sons, none of the other sons died well!

Li Xian really wanted to jump into the Taiye Pond again, so he could slip back through it, but ever since His Highness fell into the Taiye Pond, the maids and eunuchs who waited on him stared at him with trepidation even when he approached the water tank. The liquid pool is almost a forbidden area.

What?You said Zhou Wang is stupid and can't understand other people's words?Then... bring him back.Under such circumstances, Li Xian could only continue to survive in this era.

So, here comes the question, what should I do if I want to save my life under the queen?It's very simple, it's enough to be stupid, if you're not afraid of being stupid, you're not. If you really can't pretend, then...you have to be obedient.

After reading the bald head for a day, listening to the scriptures for a day, and secretly sleeping for a while during the day, he couldn't fall asleep at night. Lying on the bed with an unaccustomed porcelain pillow, Li Xian began to plan.

Li Xian was hesitating whether to continue pretending, because if he continued to be stupid, there would be no means of exorcising evil waiting for him.You must know that when the empress knew that he was already stupid at the beginning, she first went to the Shangyao Bureau to treat him.

Li Xian really didn't expect this kind of magic stick to have an official title!They are affiliated with the Imperial Medical Bureau!It's just really embarrassing, even if you are the reincarnation of Hua Tuo, we should be stupid or have to be stupid, because he can't understand other people's words, what is the difference between a fool and a fool in this situation?It's just that he still doesn't understand why being stupid is connected with exorcism.

Afterwards... Empress Wu threw him here to listen to monks chanting scriptures. Speaking of chanting scriptures, it was nothing but drowsy, but what worried him most was that it was said that even the Da Ci'en Temple could not exorcise evil spirits. We can only invite the witch doctor.

This was overheard by Li Xian, but he said that after listening to the scriptures for a day, although Li Xian was drowsy during the day, he really couldn't sleep at night, and he was not used to porcelain pillows, so he started to plan for himself , I want to wear it back... This is too difficult, I guess it won't work, I have to find a way to save my life if I stay.

It is impossible to be a fool for a lifetime, and his acting skills are not at the level of a movie king. It is estimated that anyone in the palace is better than him. Before, he was able to pretend so much because he could not understand what others said, so he could not show it. Now It's a bit forced to pretend when you know everything.

Since he can't continue to be a fool, he can only get better little by little. It just so happens that he can understand elegant words but still say that he is not very good, so let's use this "healing" process to practice elegant words.

Li Xianzheng was so worried that he couldn't sleep, but he heard a very horrifying conversation.The two parties in the conversation are the maids who have been by his side to take care of his daily life these days, one is Xia Xiang and the other is Tian Lan.

Probably thinking that Li Xian had already fallen asleep, Xia Xiang whispered, "Alan, I heard from the green bamboo in the East Palace that His Royal Highness may come back to visit the King tomorrow."

Although Tian Lan's voice was lowered, there was still a little excitement: "The crown prince is coming? If he comes, then King Pei and King Yin may also come. This is our chance."

Xia Xiang's voice was a little apprehensive: "You...you have really thought about it, murdering the prince will implicate relatives."

Li Xian was listening to gossip at this time, and when he heard this sentence, his whole body froze. He began to wonder if he hadn't learned the elegant words well and misunderstood the other party's meaning, and because he was too shocked, even Xia Xiang called him the king without even poking his jokes.

In the end, I heard Tian Lan say coldly: "Xia Xiang, have you forgotten the kindness of the Poyang County King for saving our lives? Isn't this day the reason for waiting so long?"

"However, even if the crown prince, King Pei and King Yin are both... Poyang County King may not be able to come back, if the lady finds out..." Xia Xiang's voice trembled a little, obviously remembering something scary.

Tian Lan snorted coldly: "What are you afraid of? As long as they are all dead, King Zhou is now a fool. Among the princes, only King Qi and His Royal Highness the King of the County are left. ?”

When he heard this, Li Xian was already in a bad mood. This daring court lady not only wanted to murder the prince, but she also wanted to kill all the sons of Empress Wu, just for that Poyang County King?

Li Xian didn't know who the King of Poyang County was at first, but he knew that Emperor Gaozong Li Zhi, who is his current cheap father, had several sons. The king of the county can only be Li Sujie.

Risking his life to kill a few princes just to let the king of Poyang County take the throne, Li Xian was a little dumbfounded, but fortunately he is stupid now, otherwise he would probably be killed too.

It's just that, sister, you are so reassuring and bold to say such outrageous things in King Zhou's bedroom, is your IQ really okay?