How to break the trumpet of Yunlu dressed as your own after a good night's sleep

Mu Nan got a book before, to be precise, it is a cookbook. The author of the recipe is also a strange person. There are serious cooking methods in the book, and there are also strange recipes that are intentionally funny. He couldn't help laughing, oh, it was the book he and Shen Heyu read on the swing before.

The author's surprise is that some recipes can't tell whether they are normal or dark cooking. You have to make them to know. Anyway, I don't know which steps will deceive people.

Mu Nan had a sudden idea that day, so he dug out two pages of the recipe and followed it. Halfway through the cooking, some wonderful chemical reaction occurred, and the kitchen was filled with strange smells, and he almost died of fumes in it.

Shen Heyu clutched his nose and went in to bring out the pot, threw away the pot and vegetables together, and confiscated Mu Nan's cookbook. The last time I laughed so hard, this time I almost ruined the kitchen again. I can't read this book !

The lunch was so ruined, Jueming yelled to go out to eat better food, but he had trouble with what to eat, he had eaten all over the streets and alleys, and he didn't know what to eat.

Mu Nan looked up at the sky: "This season, you should drink some beer..."

Jue Ming also looked at Tianjie and said: "Pick up some small skewers..."

The two looked at each other and hit it off.

Mu Nan went to get the vegetable basket: "I'm going to buy meat! Meat! What kind of meat do you all eat!"

"Beef! Bean curds are needed! Chili! I'll go to the iron shop to see if there are any iron picks for sale!"

"Shen Heyu, what about you!"

"It's all right, what are you going to do?"

Mu Nan jumped out of the door three times: "I'll give you something delicious tonight! Just wait!"

I used to make barbecue at family gatherings. It would not be too difficult if I sliced ​​it and marinated it with some seasoning. If the barbecue can't be conquered, what else can he conquer!Mu Nan made a cheering gesture and headed towards the butcher shop.

Fortunately, the food industry in the Great Wilderness is very developed, and the basic ingredients are all available. Occasionally, some strange meat and vegetables will appear. Mu Nan has never seen it before, so he dare not buy it.I bought some beef and pork, and I didn’t sell chicken feet and necks by itself these days. I was afraid that I couldn’t finish eating a whole chicken, so I gave up and bought some vegetables that could be roasted, and a few small fishes the size of a palm. Just enough to feed three people.

The seasoning of cumin and sesame is indispensable for barbecue. Sesame is easy to buy, but cumin is not easy to find. The owner of the grocery store found a box. There are two packs of cumin in it. If it is used, it has not been sold, so Mu Nan gave it to him as a gift.

Mu Nan thanked the boss and went back happily. Now everything is complete hahaha, I want to make skewers tonight!

Cassia went to the iron shop to look for iron sticks. There was nothing particularly thin, but there was a barbed wire fence that was not bad, so I bought it together decisively. Don’t be so picky if you have it. The Dahuang skewer industry still needs to be developed!

When he went back, Mu Nan was already cutting the meat, Shen Heyu was laying his hands down, Caesar put the things away and wondered what to do with the stove, but he didn't see the small square stove.

"What about the stove?"

"Just dig a hole in the backyard and surround it with bricks. After eating, fill the hole and the fire will go out!"

"Yes, dig a hole."

After the stones were surrounded and the stove took shape, Jueming patted the soil on his hands to wash his hands, but found that the two had moved out of the small bench and leaned together to wear skewers.

"I said you two are tired of being crooked." After washing his hands, Jue Ming took a small bench and sat across from them, "The weather is still hot."

"I'm happy!" Mu Nan lifted his chin, very proud, and he still squeezed towards Shen Heyu, "Someone is tired of me."

Caesar chanted CP Fa Tang CP Fa Tang silently, resisting the urge to stick iron sticks on Mu Nan, how did this honeyed show come about!

Shen Heyu smiled and glanced at Mu Nan, then continued to put on the string with her head bowed.

Jueming rolled his eyes and sat down to follow the threading. Jueming Munan hadn't done this much before. The meat was dressed crookedly, with big and small pieces put on together. Shen Heyu was more careful, and the meat was dressed neatly and evenly.

Mu Nan saw Shen Heyu's sharp-boned hands piercing the meat with an iron skewer, and imagined the scene of himself wearing sunglasses and a gold chain toasting Cassia Ming, and Shen Heyu sitting on the side in mink fur, chopping garlic, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Shen Heyu "Huh?" looked at him, Mu Nan chuckled twice and said it's okay, it's okay, this kind of brain supplement tells you that you can't get cute!

The meat was ready very quickly, and Cassia also wore vegetable skewers, putting together red and green ones, and making out some of the messy ones, anyway, he ate it by himself, don't worry about the details.

It was afternoon when everything was ready, the three of them packed up and prepared to wait for the sun to cool down in the west before baking.

Mu Nan saw that there was meat and vegetables and he was short of wine, so he dragged Shen Heyu to the street to buy wine. Mu Nan wanted to buy a big jar, but he hadn't tasted the wine here, how could the three of them drink a jar? Just as he was about to reach out to hold the big jar of wine, Shen Heyu stopped him, and took a smaller jar instead.

"Should I buy the big one? This one is too small."

Unexpectedly, Shen Heyu didn't listen to him: "Intuition tells me that I can't buy that, just this one. I'm not good at wine, so just drink lightly."

Mu Nan felt that his drinking capacity was being questioned: "You have to trust my drinking capacity! It's no problem!" At least I can kill a few bottles of beer without feeling it!

Shen Heyu gave him a look of "I can't trust you too much".

Mu Nanda was hit, okay okay, just take this.

"I'm sure I won't get drunk, and I won't go crazy when I'm drunk."

"Then have you ever been drunk?"

"Drunk."

"Are you drunk and still remember?"

"Don't remember!"

"So how do you know if you're drunk?"

"...I don't know how to answer you."

As soon as the sun was in the west, Cassia lit a fire in the pit, put the barbed wire on the surrounding stones, brushed some oil, and once the meat was released, it was perfect!

A low table was placed next to it, and all the food was placed on it. The newly promoted Chef Mu Nan grilled meat skewers in full swing.

"Is there anything in the world that can't be solved by masturbation!"

Jue Ming answered: "If there is! I'll give you two licks!"

"Long live the skewers!"

"High season!"

Shen Heyu looked at them inexplicably excited, and felt that they seemed to have joined some kind of cult, and she didn't quite understand it.

After roasting a few skewers first, Mu Nan handed Shen Heyu two skewers, Shen Heyu was stared at by the two and ate a mouthful, and the taste was actually not bad.

"It's delicious, this seasoning has a strange taste."

Mu Nan, who got the praise, roasted even more vigorously, listen to it, Shen Heyu praised him authoritatively.

After taking a sip, Jue Ming opened it with peace of mind. Hey, he was so touched that he could still make skewers in his lifetime. Tomorrow, he will study grilled cold noodles, meat sandwiches, egg-filled pancakes, and spicy soup. The food in the wilderness is delicious, and modern food can’t be left behind. !

The smell of barbecue meat is too strong, Xiaobai also came over, scratching Shen Heyu's leg to divide the meat, Shen Heyu had to hold a skewer in each hand, here Mu Nan was roasting, and he bowed his head to take a bite if he wanted to eat, while Xiaobai over there Bai licked and gnawed, Hu Sheng was very satisfied.

After roasting some, Mu Nan stopped roasting, sat on the short side, and the three of them poured wine and toasted each other.

"Come here, admire the chef for a glass, and satisfy my desire to have skewers." Jue Ming poured another glass of wine.

Mu Nan raised his chin very proudly: "Hmph, it's easy to say, and I will have meat with me in the future." The two clinked glasses and finished.

I don't know what kind of wine is made of this wine, it's clear and sweet, it's very delicious, Mu Nan couldn't help but poured another glass and drank it, smacking his lips: "What kind of wine is this, it's so delicious."

Shen Heyu took a sip and said, "It's peach blossom stuffing. Jiangnan has the most peach blossoms, and every household can make peach blossom stuffing. It's very famous."

"Oh~ that's it." While speaking, he took another drink.

"It's so boring to just drink, what are you playing?" Jue Ming winked at Mu Nan, punched and turned the bottle to tell the truth!

"Something to play, does the Taoist priest have any suggestions?" He used to drink and hang out with his roommates, and he really didn't play anything else.

Shen Heyu pondered for a while: "Order to drink wine?"

Mu Nan thought this was terrible, how could he play such a high-end thing, so he had to look at Cassia and ask him to pay attention.

Jue Ming also had a bitter look on his face: "Forgive me, don't play tricks, just roll the dice, the one with the highest number of points wins, and the one who wins asks the question with the least number of points. If you answer it, you can pass it. If you don't answer it, you can drink, why? Sample?"

This is fine, Shen Heyu also agreed.

It's just that Mu Nan was unlucky at the beginning, losing the fewest points in a row to Cassia Ming, Cassia Ming deliberately asked some questions about who you and Shen Heyu were on and who was off, and how many times a night, Mu Nan blushed and said he didn't answer.

He drank without answering, and within a short while Mu Nan was downed several cups by Cassia Ming.

This time Shen Heyu won, and Cassia had the least. Shen Heyu asked Shen Nong's Herbal Classic No. 40 which kinds of medicinal materials were mentioned on the eighth page.

Jueming's eyes widened in shock, who knows which typesetting book you are reading, he has three editions with different page numbers!I had no choice but to drink a cup, the leader of the secret channel was too dark-bellied.

After drinking it in a circle, Mu Nan's cheeks were flushed, and Cassia was a little bit brighter. This peach blossom wine doesn't seem to have a high degree of alcohol, but it tastes a little bit hotter.

Just as Shen Heyu was about to speak out to remind him to drink less, the little yellow croaker also came over and twittered around the plate containing the fish. Shen Heyu directly handed it to it but refused to eat it. Serve this crane ancestor.

Ah Huang also came to join in the fun after smelling the smell, including Xiao Bai, the three pets gathered around the fire and waited to be fed.

I didn't buy too much wine, and after drinking it for a while, it bottomed out. Mu Nan looked at the wine jar and said there was no more, so he stopped drinking.

Caesar got up and walked into the kitchen with two small jars in his hands: "Brother Chen brought this over before, and I haven't drank it all this time. Let's continue."

Shen Heyu raised his head and glanced at the wine jar, seeing that it was a small jar, he didn't say much. With this amount of weight, there shouldn't be too much of a problem. As soon as he hesitated, the little yellow croaker pecked his hand.

"Okay, okay, it's almost ready, don't worry." Shen Heyu was so entangled by the little yellow croaker that he didn't care about their drinking, he was really his own little yellow croaker.

Who knew that the wine given by Brother Chen was strong wine, just after drinking two glasses of Cassia Ming's eyelids, Mu Nan was also holding the skewers bit by bit in a daze, not knowing whether to eat or not.

Shen Heyu had just prepared some fish and meat, sent the little yellow croaker away, turned his head and saw Mu Nan holding the meat skewer in his mouth, with the pointed end in his mouth, and hurried up to pull out the meat skewer so as not to pierce it.

Unexpectedly, Mu Nan bit his head tightly to prevent Shen Heyu from pulling it away.

"Hey... let go."

Mu Nan shook his head, but he didn't let go.

Shen Heyu wondered if it would be too violent to go straight up and pinch his chin, but seeing Mu Nan's eyes drifting over the wine glass, he made a plan and poured half a glass of wine to his mouth: "Drink some wine?"

Mu Nan opened his mouth and drank the wine directly into Shen Heyu's hand, and Shen Heyu quickly removed the meat skewers.

Drinking a little was not enough, Mu Nan looked at Shen Heyu eagerly, wishing to have some more.

Shen Heyu put the cup away: "It's gone, I can't drink any more."

Cassia Ming had fallen asleep on the ground, his posture was too curled up, Shen Heyu thought to send him back to the room first, this one at home can still sit.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Cassia was set up, Mu Nan staggered and rushed over to take off Cassia: "Don't touch him!"

Shen Heyu is still curious, can't touch Cassia?Mu Nan's attitude was too tough, so he had no choice but to put down Cassia Ming and let him lean against the short bench. Seeing that Cassia Ming was put down, Mu Nan nodded in satisfaction, hugged Shen Heyu and said, "Mine, don't touch it."

Didn't it mean Cassia Ming... Shen Heyu blushed a little, and was really embarrassed to be said that, cough cough.

But you can't leave Jue Ming here overnight, and you won't catch a cold when you wake up tomorrow, so Shen Heyu could only coax him and say, "Take him back to the room first, and I'll come to you later, okay?"

Mu Nan shook his head: "Not good, what about Xiaobai, Xiaobai!"

Xiaobai, who was buried in eating meat, raised his head and roared.

Mu Nan reached out and tapped Cassia, and waved: "Drag me away! The meat is all yours!"

Xiaobai came over and took the collar of Cassia Ming in his mouth, dragging it away bit by bit.

Shen Heyu looked shocked, Xiaobai, you are too... Just like that, you were bought off by the barbecue, so it's too late to count.

Mu Nan watched Jue Ming being dragged away with satisfaction, then turned to look at Shen Heyu: "Shen Heyu."

"I'm here."

Mu Nan stared at Shen Heyu's face for a while, then covered his face with his hand: "Shen Heyu likes me, hehehehehe."

Maybe it was as stupid as usual, Shen Heyu was delighted to see it, took his hand away, and kissed the corner of his mouth: "I like it." Although it was full of alcohol.

Mu Nan covered his face again: "Ah, ah, Shen Heyu kissed me."

Shen Heyu kissed again, and Mu Nan's face became even redder.

Shen Heyu asked: "Do you like me?"

Mu Nan covered his face and nodded embarrassedly.

Shen Heyu asked: "What do you like about me?"

"Shen Heyu is handsome, with powerful spells, and the capital letters are so awesome, take me flying." Mu Nan gestured, "It's hot for me—how good."

Shen Heyu just didn't quite understand what the capitalized oxbi took me to fly, but it doesn't matter, the answer is satisfactory.

Mu Nan leaned over and kissed him again: "Ah, why is my boyfriend so handsome? He's like a RMB player, the number one player in the whole server, Taixu."

Why did it get weirder the more I said it, but talking about wine is always weird, so Shen Heyu said: "You are also very good."

Mu Nan nodded immediately: "Yes, I am also very good!"

Even boasting about herself, Shen Heyu asked with a smile: "You have forgotten all your spells, how are you so powerful?"

Mu Nan was very distressed again. To Hou, I don't know how to spell, but there are people who can.

"It's enough for Shen Heyu to know! That's my younger brother! And the little girl who picks garlic for me!" After thinking about it, he patted his chest and praised "Haikou".

Shen Heyu's knowledge reserves can't keep up, the little girl who picks garlic?what is it

Where is the little girl from?

You wake up and speak clearly.

The author has something to say:

I just want to fuck