How to break the trumpet of Yunlu dressed as your own after a good night's sleep

Shen Heyu and Mu Nan bid farewell to Bai Po and his wife, and left Wuweiguan.

Not far from Wuwei Pavilion is Zhuyifang in Liufang, Ershi, which is one of the most lively lanes in Xiling City, and Xiaoxiang Tower, an industry under Yijian, is here.

Xiaoxiang Tower is the largest restaurant in Xiling City. Needless to say, the taste of the food is unsurpassed. Shen Heyu sees that the time is almost noon, why don't you two have lunch first, and then go to buy the things you need? Du Town is enough, the time is not too tight, and Mu Nan must like it very much.

You must like a place where you can eat. It is close to noon, and the Xiaoxiang Building is full of people. The lobby on the first floor of Xiaoxiang Building, the private room on the second floor, and the guest room and the residence of Yijian Tingyu Pavilion in the back.

There were many people in the lobby, so the two moved up to the second floor. One side of the second floor is the room, and the other side near the window is separated by a screen. Although there is no privacy in the private room, you can look out from the window, which is also unique.

The two found a suitable place to sit down and asked the waiter to bring up the menu to browse through. Before they could ask what special dishes they had, the door of the box next to them was knocked open, and a few drunks who looked like rich men came out staggeringly. , the leader squinted his drunken eyes and glanced randomly in the hall, and finally fixed his eyes on Mu Nan's table.

Mu Nan was studying the menu and thinking about how to make a fortune, when he smelled a strong smell of alcohol, his hand holding the menu was pulled over and fumbled, and the man was talking nonsense while touching, "Which family's little girl?" The children come out disguised as men, and the skin and tender flesh of these little hands are really easy to touch."

I rely on!Not 【礼】ah!Dad, I am a man!Mu Nan quickly pulled his hand back and rubbed it on his clothes, hey!Disgusting!

But the drunk couldn't see Mu Nan's dislike, and he stretched out his hand with a smile to touch Mu Nan's face, but Shen Heyu stopped his hand in midair with chopsticks.

The drunkard switched hands, Shen Heyu calmly and easily pushed it away with chopsticks.The drunk wanted to find out, so he yelled angrily, "Who are you...?" Well, the tongue is too big after drinking too much, and it is difficult to speak.

Shen Heyu pulled Mu Nan to sit beside him, ignored the drunk, just threw the chopsticks on the ground lightly, and said, "It's so dirty."

"Where did the boy... dare to ruin the good thing of grandpa! Ah... come here! Give me... hit him!" The drunk greeted a few people in the same company, but they were all too drunk, and the boy didn't follow him. Beside them, several people helped each other and came to them, reeking of alcohol, making Mu Nan disgusting enough.

One of them pointed to the leading drunk and said, "Do you know...who is he...his father! Don't mess with him!"

The leader, hehehe, smiled straight at Mu Nan: "Yes... I can't be offended! The little lady will go home with me! I will keep you walking sideways in Xiling City! Eat delicious food...you can have everything you want!"

I want you to be paralyzed! ! !Can you stop smiling so lewdly at my brother!Is your father Li Gang? !Where did a group of [stupid] force [official] second generations come from?

Mu Nan couldn't listen anymore and wanted to teach them a lesson. Shen Heyu had already stood up before him, threw people aside one by one, and asked the waiter to take them away. The waiter was new here and had never seen such a battle. , hurriedly went downstairs to find the shopkeeper.

The drunks lay on the ground and "ouch" and didn't get up for a long time, and one of them even fell asleep on the ground.

How much alcohol he drank in broad daylight, Mu Nan gritted his teeth and couldn't bear to look directly at these drunks on the ground, a bunch of corrupt second generations!This is because I don’t have a mobile phone. If I have a mobile phone, I will take a few photos and post them to make you famous, and by the way, I can cheat my father.

At this time, a few men who looked like servants rushed up from downstairs, and one of them threw himself on the sleeping man and cried, "Oh, my young master, what's wrong with you!"

Several other young servants each helped up their young master, and one young servant pointed to Shen Heyu Mu Nan and said, "You two untouchables who don't know the heights of heaven and earth, dare to beat our young master!"

"That's right! My young master was knocked out! When I go back and report to the master, you won't be able to eat!" The one who spoke at the beginning continued to cry on the drunk after threatening, "My young master, why did you get beaten? It's like this!"

"Hey! He's asleep, okay! He didn't get beaten!" Mu Nan couldn't help but retort, "Your young master should be a hooligan first? What a husky!"

The boy wiped away his tears and said, "Just wait and see! I'll report to the police!"

"You!" Mu Nan was so pissed off by the faces of these people, why did he bite back?Who will accompany me in the mental loss of being touched by a small hand! "It's just sick!"

Shen Heyu looked calm, drinking tea by himself.

As soon as the boy went down a few steps, he was blocked by someone.

"What official are you reporting? I said, why are you guys?" A Yijian wearing Qingxi Zhimiao walked up slowly, and the boy was pushed aside by him, and behind him were several Yijians wearing Zhengyang Brother, the second floor became crowded in an instant.

Wow, Yijian Tiantuan is really good-looking!Mother!Yijian listened to Yuge how hot and handsome!Mu Nan's attention was immediately drawn away.

"My God, hasn't Xiaoxiang Building listed you as rejected customers? Shopkeeper Li? Where's Shopkeeper Li?"

The waiter who had been missing for a long time finally appeared with a middle-aged man. The middle-aged man stepped forward timidly and saluted: "Li... shopkeeper Li is not here today, I will take over the shift for the day."

Brother Qingxi pointed at the pile on the ground with the tip of his sword, and said in a very casual tone: "Why did you put them in again? Have you paid for the dishes you smashed last time?"

The middle-aged man seemed to be in a difficult situation, and hesitated for a long time: "This...their family really...has to be put in..."

"Tsk, isn't it just that someone in the family is an official? It's like something rare. Throw them out, and they won't be allowed to come to Xiaoxiang Tower in the future, and they should be taken away quickly. A bunch of unsightly things." Brother Qing Xi looked disgusted.

"It's just relying on the family relationship to make a fortune, and Xiaoxianglou is not his father, so why bother to get used to their stinky problems!" Zhengyang brother behind him said angrily.

Brother Qingxi was delighted when he heard this: "Junior brother is right, if you see them again next time, let them call you father, Xiaoxiang Building has been used to them for so long, can you afford it?" Laughing, the shameless servants blushed.

The middle-aged man was even more nervous, so he hurriedly asked someone to take these young masters away. It's not easy to offend here, and it's even more difficult to offend the boss. He made these moths on the first day of work, so what will happen in the future.

After clearing the venue, little brother Qing Xi came over and clasped his fists at them: "You two are laughing at me. The reception in Xiaoxiang Building is not good enough. When the next two are free of charge, I will pay you two."

Mu Nan is still researching why his nose is so straight, what is the material of the clothes and why it looks so fluffy, just when he came back to his senses and wanted to say yes or something, Shen Heyu had already said: "That's not necessary, after watching the farce for a long time Nothing to worry about, let's go, let's change places."

After speaking, he pulled Mu Nan straight down the stairs.

These two strokes haven't turned around yet: "Hey? Let's go after eating? If you don't eat for free, don't eat!"

Shen Heyu glanced at him lightly: "I'm going to stick my eyes on other people."

"Ah? How come?! I just look at his clothes, Yijian is indeed a school that relies on face!" Mu Nan couldn't help but look back again, "He has pretty eyes too."

"You're not bad, little lady."

Mu Nan recalled what happened just now, and felt a little strange at the place where his hand was touched: "Don't tell me, I'm relying on you, how could I think I'm a girl! I'm such a man! They're blind!"

You just remembered that you were molested.Shen Heyu slandered silently, didn't want to talk, seeing a good-looking person, I wish I could walk away with my eyes close to him, really, no, why am I so depressed.

The two walked quickly on the street without talking, just tossing for a long time, Mu Nan couldn't help shouting at Shen Heyu: "Hungry! I'm so hungry! What are you eating!"

Shen Heyu stopped, and took a deep breath as if accepting his fate: "Here... take you to eat delicious food."

Mu Nan pursed his lips, and followed Shen Heyu into a small alley, he was really hungry and crying!

There is a stall at the corner of the street, which looks very old.

"Zhang Ji Xiaopu? What is this??

"Lei Ze snacks, when I was young, my senior sister often brought me here. His family tastes good, and they are very authentic Lei Ze snacks."

"Needless to say, I can already smell the aroma." Mu Nan followed the aroma to the boss and asked the boss to introduce their food one by one.

Well, I'm afraid it's not as good as Lei Ze snacks.

Now, Shen Heyu feels weird about herself.

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This is the first New Year when Mu Nan traveled here, and it is also the first New Year when they are together.

Red lanterns were hung outside every house, which looked very festive, and they also hung one outside their house, which Mu Nan jumped up to hang on the eaves to show off his lightness, but almost slipped down, causing Shen Heyu to break out in a cold sweat.

The new girl in the family, Mei Xiang, is very smart, and she prepared all the things for the New Year early. Mei Xiang and Wangcai went home early to watch the New Year after finishing their work. There were only four of them left in the house. Fortunately, there was nothing missing. We just happen to watch the year together.

After dinner, there were several plates of melon and fruit snacks. The four elders couldn’t chat all the time. Jue Ming thought about it and suggested, “Let’s fight the landlord! Anan, do you play poker?”

Mu Nan slapped his thigh: "I'll go, I forgot! There's mahjong! Do you want to play or not!"

"Shang Lu doesn't know how to fight in the second match!" After finishing speaking, Jue Ming turned his head and yelled at Shang Lu, "What use are you for!"

Shang Lu flicked his bangs: "It's enough for me to be handsome."

Mu Nan directly made a vomiting motion: "I'm really dying! Root! Ben! No! Me! Old! Father! Handsome!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was hit by a melon seed shell from Jue Ming, claiming that it was from the anger of a single dog. After he finished speaking, he wanted to throw a second one, but Shen Heyu stared back. Jue Ming withdrew his hand and looked at Mu Nan. He dangled proudly behind Shen Heyu.

"Go ahead, you will die sooner or later."

"If you have the ability, you can also wave, you can go with Shang Lulang!"

Phantasia and Cassia looked at each other, disgusted with each other.

Naogui Nao, I still want to play a game, Jueming said how about playing, please hold your fists together, heroes?It's not bad when Mu Nan thinks about it, but the way of punishment should be more interesting.

First of all, he gave the two people in the wilderness a popular science game, and chose a name. Shanglu insisted on calling himself the most beautiful man in Yijian; The ID is Jiji; Mu Nan deliberately called him a reverse name, Mu Bei, and Shen Heyu called himself Little Yellow Fish after thinking about it for no inspiration.

As for the punishment, Mu Nan pulled out Shen Heyu's exorcism talisman with a smirk: "If you make a mistake, burn one and drink it with water, isn't it more exciting than drinking hahaha!"

Caesar exclaimed: "Fuck, are you too cruel? Why don't you let me drink!"

Mu Nan said: "This is exciting, come on, let's get started!"

The game started with Shen Heyu, Shen Heyu made the opening speech first: "Everyone, please put your fists together!"

The three clasped their fists together: "Ha!"

Shen Heyu: "Little Yellow Fish, please Jiji drink."

Cassia: "Jiji doesn't know how to drink!"

Shen Heyu: "Then who will drink?"

Jue Ming: "The number one handsome man in Yijian can drink."

Shanglu: "The number one handsome man in Yijian can't drink!"

Cassia: "Then who will drink?"

Shanglu: "Jiji can drink."

Cassia: "Jiji doesn't know how to drink!"

Shanglu: "Then who will drink?"

Jue Ming: "The number one handsome man in Yijian can drink."

Shanglu: "The number one handsome man in Yijian can't drink!"

Cassia: "Then who will drink?"

Shanglu: "Jiji can drink."

……

Repeated N back and forth, the two mouth dry.

Cassia: "Then who will drink?"

Shanglu: "Mu Bei can drink!"

Mu Nan: "Ah?" Why did it suddenly come to me?What about me!

In the first round, Mu Nan wanted to deceive people but failed. He swallowed a glass of strange-tasting talisman water by himself, feeling bitter.

The second round of Munan started.

Mu Nan: "Everyone, please clap your fists together!"

Three people: "Ha!"

Mu Nan: "Mu Bei invites the number one handsome man in Yijian to drink."

Shanglu: "The most beautiful man in the wilderness can't drink!"

Cassia: "I'm giving myself a better grade! Drink!"

Shen Heyu silently burned a talisman and handed it over.

Third round.

Shang Lu named it by himself and had to finish it while crying: "The most beautiful man in Yijian invites the little yellow croaker to drink."

Shen Heyu: "Little yellow croaker doesn't know how to drink."

Shanglu: "Then who will drink?"

Shen Heyu: "Jiji can drink."

Cassia: "Jiji doesn't know how to drink."

Shen Heyu: "Then who will drink?"

Cassia: "Little yellow croaker can drink."

Shen Heyu: "Little yellow croaker doesn't know how to drink."

Cassia: "Then who would drink?"

Shen Heyu: "Jiji can drink."

Cassia: "Jiji doesn't know how to drink."

Shen Heyu: "Then who will drink?"

Cassia: "Little yellow croaker can drink."

Shen Heyu: "Little yellow croaker doesn't know how to drink."

Cassia: "Then who would drink?"

Shen Heyu: "The number one handsome man in Yijian can drink."

Shanglu: "The number one handsome Yijian can't drink!"

Oops, mispronounced again.

Another one from Phytophthora, hey!Your amulet!

……

In this way, Shanglu played until almost noon, under the powerful logic of a certain Taoist priest, he was often tricked, and Caesar also drank two talismans. Shanglu couldn't help but run to the latrine first, drinking too much water.

Suddenly quiet and a little sleepy, Jue Ming dozed off lying on the table, Shang Lu played with his sword for a while, Shen Heyu casually flipped through the scriptures, Mu Nan leaned on his body and fell asleep.

After finally staying up until midnight, several people said Happy New Year to each other, and Jue Ming and Shang Lu went back to their rooms. Shen Heyu picked Mu Nan up and put him on the bed, and then took off his coat to sleep.

Mu Nan asked in a daze, "Is it the first year of junior high school?"

Shen Heyu replied: "It's the first day of junior high school."

"...Happy New Year, Daoist Master."

"Well, Happy New Year, go to sleep." Shen Heyu rubbed Mu Nan's head, Mu Nan rubbed it twice, closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.

----Happy New Year everyone, good night-----