my old robot

There is still a lively scene on the street.Monsters and human beings come and go on the street, and it is impossible to tell who is the player.

It would be great if I could have a Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Mirror in my hand, at least I could identify whether the person standing in front of me was a person or a virtual data.

"Little lady looks at me like this, but do you want to have a spring breeze with me?"

puff……

Xiao Chenmo almost choked on his own saliva.The man in front of him flapped the fan in his hand chicly, winking at Xiao Chenmo.

At the end of Xiao Chen's chill, he dodged into a sparsely populated alley as if fleeing.

The bluestone path in the alley is long and winding, and the eaves on both sides of the alley are as tall as two people.

After walking a few steps, I heard a few faint sobs.Xiao Chenmo followed the sound and walked to a window.

"Hello?! Is there anyone in there?"

Xiao Chenmo called softly, and the people inside stopped crying when they heard the voice.

"Let me tell you a joke! Maybe you can forget the unhappy things. The moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. Look up at the bright moon, the next sentence... I forgot."

"What kind of joke are you talking about?" A pretty girl's face protruded from the window, "Low your head and roll your crotch."

Xiao Chenmo grinned at the girl, who also smiled at him with red eyes.

This joke, which is not considered a joke, was a sensation when Xiao Chenmo was young. Almost all the elementary school students at that time knew this ancient poem that was passed down through the ages and could not be more crooked.Many different versions have been circulated among them, probably because it was too vulgar and vulgar, and the teachers of various schools later strictly prohibited children from learning to sing.

Naturally, such an unpopular joke will never be included in the network data.Xiao Chenmo originally planned to give it a try, but he didn't expect to succeed in the first try.

"Can you come out?"

The other party shook her head, "No, I'm stuck here." She paused, then jumped up as if remembering something, "Wait a minute."

Her figure disappeared from the window, and after a while, she poked her head out again, and then threw down a long cloth strip full of knots, "You come up first."

Xiao Chenmo didn't even think about it, grabbed the cloth strip a few times and jumped into the window.

"Your skills are still very agile. Me, my cultivation has been sealed." She was about to cry as she spoke, "I want to go home, I want to go home, and I will never play games again."

"Don't cry." Xiao Chenmo didn't know what to say, "Actually, I'm also a newcomer to Yue You's illusion, can you tell me about your situation?"

"I, I've been trapped here for several months. Sister Xiaozun next door has been trapped for several years, and we can't get out."

She wiped her tears while talking, but the tears still couldn't be stopped, "Sister Xiaozun said that the year here may only be one hour in reality. My mother must not know what happened to me." What. She usually opposes me playing games, why don't I listen, why don't I listen?"

Xiao Chenmo didn't know how to comfort her, he wanted to ask something valuable, but the girl in front of him kept crying.

Just at this moment, there was a knock on the door, and Xiao Chenmo was startled.

"Don't be nervous, it's Sister Xiaozun."

She opened the door, and a woman with heavy make-up flashed in. Seeing a girl with a nose and tears, she pushed her aside in disgust, "Are you still closing the door?"

"Oh."

The door was closed again, Xiao Zun looked coldly at Xiao Chenmo who had come out of the room, "Where did he come from?"

"It came up from the window."

"Did I ask you?" Xiao Xun glared at the girl.