my old robot

"It's going to run around," Essex said.

Essex's reminder made Xiao Chen's brain very troubled, and he began to regret again why Mao had to equip it with limbs?Now this little guy often sneaks out to play.

"But if you bring it home, no one will see it." When everyone goes out, the house will be empty, and there will always be a machine here to watch the house.

"Aren't you making an egg-shaped housekeeping machine for the past two days? Just use your new one."

"But the function is not as good as papo sauce."

"Just for a while."

"Okay." Thinking about it, Papo Jiang also left for a few days last time, although this time it will take a little longer, it should be fine to temporarily turn off some complicated smart devices at home.

Arriving at the nursing home in Xiaotangshan, grandma had already prepared her things and waited, "Mo, are you tired from the journey?"

"Not tired." Xiao Chenmo sat down and planned to have a chat with his grandma before setting off.

Grandma saw Essex standing behind Xiao Chenmo, "Why is granddaughter-in-law standing? Come here, come to grandma." She took out an iron ring of a soda can from under the pillow, "Come on, this is grandma giving you meet and greet."

Xiao Chenmo took the iron ring and put it on Essex's finger in a serious manner, "I accepted my grandma's meeting gift, and I will be a member of my Xiao family from now on."

Essex had a serious poker face, "I've been a member of your Xiao family for a long time, but you have to be responsible to me."

"Well, I will."

This time I took my grandma to my mother’s place for the New Year’s Eve. Xiao Chenmo booked the air ticket in advance, and papo sauce can only be checked in. As soon as he entered the shipping department, Papo sauce shouted excitedly, “Mo, I saw last time That woof woof!"

At the end of Xiao Chen's search on the consignment belt, all the dogs in the cage looked like dogs, and he didn't see which one he met last time.

"Wow, woof, woof." Papo sauce called through the cage.

"Wow, woof, woof, woof." A dog far away barked in the cage.

The corners of Xiao Chenmo's mouth twitched, well, this journey of Papo Jiang will definitely not be boring.

The plane landed two hours later, and Xiao Chenmo saw a small collar of an artificial intelligence car with a big sign outside the airport.

"Mo, Mo. I'm here!" The little collar saw Xiao Chenmo and his party happily driving over with four wheels, and it spun around in front of Xiao Chenmo, "Look at me, look at me. Newly made Does your car paint look good?" This smug car has been refurbished again.

"A car of gay purple, what's there to see?" Xiao Chenmo couldn't help putting poison on his mouth when he saw it, and only after he finished releasing did he realize that he was the real gay.

Damn it, you hurt your enemy one thousand and you hurt yourself eight hundred.

Essex, one of the gays, has a mechanical face with no expression.

"It's really embarrassing to hold such a big sign." Xiao Chenmo took off the sign with Xiao Chenmo written on the red background and white characters on the small collar's car. This sign stood on the roof of the car, very much like the taxi signboard n years ago.

"But Chengyu said I'm so handsome, and I also like this brand very much, I feel so cool."

"What the hell." Xiao Chenmo stomped on the big sign.Damn, the brand is so big that it can't even be thrown into the trash can.

Essex picked up the signboard and folded it lightly, then folded it in half, and then folded the signboard much smaller, so he folded the whole signboard into a block the size of a trash can and threw it in.

It was so nice to have a robot of immense strength by my side, and Essex could literally be in the kitchen, out of the bed, and out of the hall.Xiao Chenmo couldn't be more satisfied with his daughter-in-law.

Although Xiao Chenmo didn't like to see this artificial intelligence car named Xiaoling very much, he still had to go back in it if he wanted to reach his mother.

"Mo, how long are you staying here this time?" Xiaoling started chatting as soon as he was on the road.

"Go back after the new year." Xiao Chen Mo looked out the window with an attitude of not wanting to chat.

"Mo, do you know Chengyu? I really like him."

"Ah."

Xiao Chenmo responded lightly, he and Huo Chengyu were more than just acquaintances. Papo sauce slipped down his legs and burrowed around inside Xiaoling's body.

"Hahahaha, what are you doing? You got into my itch!"

Xiao Chenmo was speechless that a car still had itchy flesh.However, Xiao Chenmo's grandma became interested in this little collar, "Little boy, where is your itchy flesh?"

"At the place where the little panda crawled through just now."

Grandma took out her glasses and put them on, and lay down in the car with her face pressed against the bottom to look at the magical itchy flesh. "It's a small modified monitor." She pulled the monitor out from the bottom of the seat.

Sure enough, Jiang is still old and hot, Xiao Chenmo didn't expect his grandma to be so confused, and he discovered the strangeness of an artificial intelligence car by instinct.

"Who installed this?" Xiao Chenmo asked Xiaoling with a serious face.

"How do I know that? If I knew, I would have gotten it out."

"Did you not feel it when it was installed on your body?"

"Are you talking nonsense? If I feel like it, I will keep this thing on me forever?"

This artificial intelligence car has no skills, but it has a lot of skills in words, Xiao Chenmo can't even talk about it.

"Okay! Who uses you often recently?" Xiao Chenmo asked, changing the subject.

"It's Professor Xiao, and my master. Sometimes they both use me together."

Does mom really have something to do with Boss Huo?Xiao Chenmo was suddenly a little afraid that this little collar would say something more explosive.

"Recently, the master is too poor. There is no way, hey!" Xiaoling sighed heavily after finishing speaking, and the car body trembled with his sigh.

Xiao Chenmo had no choice but to remind it, "Drive well."

The car drove into the SR headquarters building, and Xiaoling drove directly into the elevator.

"Didn't you go to the place where my mother lives? Why did you drive to the SR headquarters?"

"It's here. Professor Xiao lives in the company."

"Is my mother too workaholic?"

"The research team all live here." Xiao Ling continued.

"Can you finish the sentence in one go?"

"Oh! My master lives here too."

So mom is already living with Boss Huo in an open and above board manner?In front of colleagues from other companies?Xiao Chenmo was more and more afraid that the truth would be revealed just as he thought.

The elevator door opened, and the collar opened around the corridor inside the building. There are many elevated corridors in the building, and the car can drive in it without hindrance.Xiaoling walked through a high-altitude viaduct to another building, and stopped in front of a wooden door.

"It's here, it's here."

Xiao Chenmo helped his grandma get out of the car, and as soon as he stood outside the door, the wooden door opened automatically.

"Are you here? Come in quickly." The robot nanny led Xiao Chenmo and his party into the house, "Are you grandma? I will take care of your daily life during this time."

The robot nanny is a fair-skinned and beautiful young girl. The important thing is that she has a proud and exquisite figure. Xiao Chenmo's eyes can't help but follow her.

"Hmm!" Essex coughed lightly, and Xiao Chenmo immediately closed his eyes.

"Is it nice?" Essex asked.

"Not as good-looking as you." Xiao Chenmo replied.

Essex was content to let go of his wandering eyes for a while.

"Um... let's go outside for a walk?" Xiao Chenmo thought that instead of sitting like this and having nothing to do, he might as well walk around the door.He had been to the SR headquarters many years ago. At that time, the building was still old-fashioned. There were not so many elevated roads, and it was impossible for cars to drive up to the building. There was also a small garden on each floor, and the scenery was very good.

Except for some major matters of principle, such as Xiao Chenmo taking a few more glances at other beautiful machines or people.Or talk about certain sensitive topics, such as so-and-so fair-skinned, beautiful-looking and long-legged.For the rest, Essex basically doted on him, and he would stay with him whatever he wanted.

Xiao Chenmo took Essex's hand for a walk on the elevated corridor at the door, when a convertible car drove towards him, and as it got closer, Xiao Chenmo recognized the person in the car, and the other person clearly Xiao Chenmo was recognized.

"It's you."

"Why are you here?"

The two spoke in unison.After he finished speaking, he was stunned for a moment at the same time, knowing that he had said something nonsense.

"I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first." Huo Chengyu looked like he didn't want to talk more, and was lazy even to be superficially polite.

"Oh, okay, goodbye." Xiao Chenmo said goodbye to him, thinking that he would never see him again.

Encountering Huo Chengyu before he even started shopping made Xiao Chenmo feel like a stone was blocked in his heart.

"Let's go back."

"it is good."

One person and one machine returned the same way.Grandma is leaning on the sofa, holding papo sauce in her hand.The little guy is used to heating Xiao Chenmo's hands as a hand warmer on weekdays, but now it's in the hands of his grandma, and it also warms himself, and it's just as warm as grandma holds it in his hands.

"Mo, your hot water bottle is very good."

The hot water bottle of papo sauce proudly puffed out his belly, "Grandma, I am the most useful machine in the family!"

"Little darling can't be complacent!" Grandma smiled and stroked its fur.

When Xiao Chenmo and Essex were walking at the door for a while, the beautiful robot nanny had already prepared the meals at home.There are meals on the plane, Xiao Chenmo is actually not hungry at the moment, looking at the dishes on the table, he still reluctantly accompany his grandma to eat some more.

The dining table is next to the kitchen, and there is a sliding glass door in the middle. Sitting at the dining table, you can see the layout of the kitchen. Xiao Chenmo saw the mechanical arms on the transparent cabinet, all of which are delicate girls. arm.

"Why are there so many mechanical arms?" Still in the kitchen, Xiao Chenmo started to feel nervous before dinner.

"These are my arms," ​​replied the robot sitter.

"Why use so many?"

"Each arm has a different function. The one in my hand is only used for cooking. It can cook thousands of delicacies better. And that arm is for housework. Some artificial intelligence machines at home are broken. If it’s gone, I can use that hand to repair it. And that one, that arm’s weight can reach tens of tons, and when the owner goes shopping, I can use that hand to carry all the things.”

Is mom planning to buy a mountain back?Also load dozens of tons?Xiao Chenmo asked again, "Wouldn't it be inconvenient to change arms so often?"

"No!" The robot nanny Kaba twisted his hand off, "Look, it's easy to put on and take off."

That white and naked arm was laid horizontally on the dining table like this, Xiao Chenmo didn't even want to eat.Grandma seemed to have a good appetite. She picked up a bowl of sweet and sour potatoes, "Well, it's crispy on the outside and waxy on the inside. It's really a good cooking skill. However, all of these can be done with one arm. Why are there so many different kinds of potatoes?" hand?"

Grandma's problem is also what Xiao Chen wants to complain about. SR Company's design concept for this robot is really incomprehensible. Isn't this a simple and complicated way?It's weird enough to think about buying a machine that comes with so many arms.

Xiao’s mother happened to come in from outside the door. She stood in the entrance and took off her shoes while answering, “It’s not because of the recent incident of robots hurting people. Many customers are afraid of mechanical products. We can only retrospectively design some artificial intelligence that is not so high-end. These robots in the early years were not as intelligent as modern ones, but fortunately, the safety factor of the backward artificial intelligence is still high. We have gone back to the previous equipment with multiple arms in one robot. Just adding some modern changes to the function of these arms, more and more functions than before."

"Mom, didn't you say that the company's crisis has passed?"

"The company's big crisis has passed, but the company's robots have injured people. This kind of market public opinion has spread, and many consumers are worried that it is not safe to buy robots that are too intelligent."

"But strictly speaking, retro robots are also intelligent machines, right? If it's really insecure, there is no big difference between the two?"

"That's true. But consumers won't tell you this. They are not professional mechanics, but online public opinion will make the market one-sided. Now many big forums are discussing whether the development of artificial intelligence is a good thing? It's a bit radical. There are even rumors that artificial intelligence will replace our human society in the future."

At the end of Xiao Chen's mind, this radical might have been to Colim, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the artificial intelligence there has replaced human society.

"The company's R&D department is also based on this trend on the Internet, and urgently developed this retro robot, hoping to save some customers who are afraid of artificial intelligence."

"So, will this robot be launched at the press conference a year ago?"

"Not only is it launched, but it will also replace the original robot as the main model."

"Isn't the previous robot a waste of effort? Re-launching the main model will cost a lot of money to develop and promote."

"There is no way around this, the market conditions have already made it necessary to make these changes."

"Is the market so bad now? I mean has the sales of the company's robots become so bad?"

Xiao Yuxiang nodded solemnly, "Yes."

Xiao Chenmo also became dignified. If even a machinery giant like SR starts to decline in sales and has to make emergency adjustments, what will happen to other machinery companies?What will happen to the entire domestic machinery?