my old robot

Chu Wei didn't speak.

Cen Ziwei was bored, and didn't say anything else. The student union room was so quiet that a needle could be heard.

In a blink of an eye, the weekend came again, and Mei Mei got up early in the morning to dress herself in the mirror, "Allen, do you think this looks better, or that one?"

"They are all beautiful." In Alan's eyes, his little lady is the most beautiful no matter what.

"Don't say they all look good. You have to help me choose one. I'm going to meet my future mother-in-law! Be steady, dignified, and generous."

Allen's mechanical heart is full of pleasure from electric current crackling, and its little lady has also grown up. This scene is exactly the same as the scene where the lady pulled it to choose clothes for a date many years ago.The difference is that the young lady has never been able to see the other party's parents, and has always been a shady identity.

Mei Mei chose the clothes for a long time to see Xiao's mother, and Ai Lun combed Mei Mei's hair.

"Ailun, Mother Xiao likes me, do you think I'm already halfway through?" Mei Mei looked at Alan in the mirror, "Xiao Chenmo is so good, I will be very happy."

"Yes. My little lady will be happy forever." Allen leaned over and kissed Meimei's hair, and her little lady was also the best.

Xiao Yuxiang was waiting for Mei Mei who came to visit at home today. She was in a good mood, humming a song to exchange the roses in the bottle for water.

Essex came in with a bunch of fresh tulips, Xiao Yuxiang was surprised, "Huh? Essex, where did you get the flowers?"

"It's a gift from a neighbor." Papo Jiang answered instead, "Essex has a lot of flowers every time he goes out."

"Really?" Xiao Yuxiang poked Papo Sauce, "Then are you envious or not?"

"I'm not envious, papo sauce wants to eat sugar. Mom, what does sugar taste like?"

"Sugar! Sugar is sweet, isn't your taste transducer installed?"

"Mo said that buying taste transducers online is too expensive, and I can't really eat anyway, so they won't install them for me."

"Ah, Mo Mo is so stingy to you. Mom will buy you one in the future."

Xiao Yuxiang put the fresh flowers brought by Essex into the bottle. The purple tulips and the porcelain white water pattern bottle are perfect.

Xiao Chenmo got up in the morning and ran downstairs, Mei Mei's car drove into the parking lot downstairs of the apartment, Xiao Chenmo reflexively dodged and hid in the corridor.

Unexpectedly, Mei Mei really came, Xiao Chenmo had a painful expression on his face, everyone could understand his mother's so obvious Lalangpei, he really wanted to cry but had no tears.

Accompanied by Alan, Mei Mei entered the lobby of the apartment building and walked towards the elevator. Xiao Chenmo chose to go up the stairs. Fortunately, he lived on a low floor and could climb the stairs with his legs. The only inconvenience was that the windows in the corridor were small and dark , it feels a bit gloomy due to the fact that no one has used it all year round.When Xiao Chenmo climbed to the corner of the sixth floor, he was completely frightened into a cold sweat by a woman's moan.

"Ah~~"

Xiao Chenmo froze in place, half of the foot that stepped up the steps retracted.This voice... this voice is very familiar.

"Hmm~ Messeyer, it hurts, ah~"

Anna's voice echoed in the entire corridor. The voice was obviously doing something indescribably shameful. Xiao Chen was embarrassed. He never thought that he would encounter a building earthquake occasionally when he climbed the stairs. His whole back was pressed against the wall. He was about to retreat silently.

Xiao Chenmo, who was concentrating on retreating carefully, bumped into a wall of people, he was startled, and lowered his voice, "Essex, why are you here?"

"Mei Mei is here, and you haven't brought your communicator, so I'll come out to find you."

Essex's voice drowned out the hiss of Xiao Chenmo's index finger on his lips, and destroyed his previously deliberately low voice.

Messer's voice came down from the upper floor, "Essex, are you down there?"

"Yes." Essex took Xiao Chenmo's hand and walked up.

Xiao Chenmo winked at it desperately, Essex was puzzled, "What's wrong?"

What else?I really can't communicate with the robot. Wouldn't it be embarrassing to go up now?

Unexpectedly, Messeyer came down from the upper floor, "Mr. Xiao is also here."

Xiao Chenmo couldn't help but looked at it a few more times. Messeyer's clothes were neat, and he sighed in his heart that the speed of tidying himself up was really fast.

Anna's coquettish voice came, "Husband, come back quickly, my feet still hurt and I can't walk."

Was it moaning because of the pain in the foot?The tips of Xiao Chenmo's ears turned red after thinking too much.

Anna was sitting at the foot of the stairs rubbing her swollen ankle, and she also had a surprised expression when she saw Xiao Chenmo, "Xiao Mo? Why didn't you take the elevator and took the stairs instead?"

"Uh... I'll climb the stairs to exercise."

"It's the same as I thought. I also asked Messer to accompany me to climb the stairs to exercise. No, I accidentally sprained my foot when I reached the seventh floor, and it hurt me to death."

Xiao Chen said in his heart that it's time for your body to be exercised, and it's twice as wide as standing beside Messer.

Anna obviously didn't have too thick thoughts of her own, she stretched out her hand and acted like a spoiled child to Messeyer, "Husband~ I want you to carry me back."

Xiao Chenmo sweated a lot, with this body, fortunately her husband is a robot, if it were a human being, no one would be able to hug her.

Messeyer bent over and hugged Anna with a doting expression on his face, and went up to the thirteenth floor easily without bending his back or panting.

Xiao Chenmo, who had just come back from a morning jog and continued to climb to the [-]th floor, was panting like a dog, and Essex beside him should not look too relaxed. At this moment, he was extremely envious of the good physical strength of the robot.

At the end of Xiao Chen's entry into the house, Xiao's mother was chatting with Mei Mei, and the two seemed to be having a good time talking.

Mei Mei put on light makeup, her hair was tied into fine braids, and she was wearing an elegant light pink dress, making her even cuter than ever before.

Xiao Yuxiang intentionally matched up his son and Mei Mei, and suggested that Xiao Chenmo take Mei Mei out for a stroll as soon as his son came back.

"There's nothing to do around here." Xiao Chenmo didn't appreciate it at all.

"You son of a bitch. Won't you take her to a movie and have a meal before coming back?" Xiao Yuxiang whispered to Xiao Chenmo with a suppressed voice.

"Xiao Mei, it's a rare weekend, let Chen Mo take you out to play, you young people get along more, you can watch movies and eat."

Mei Mei was more shy when facing idols than when facing Xiao Chenmo, "Okay, professor."

"Why do you still call me a professor? You call me that in the college, but you can call me Aunt Xiao in private!"

"Aunt Xiao." Mei Mei quickly changed her words.

At the end of Xiao Chen's return to his room to change clothes, Xiao Yuxiang squeezed in and took the opportunity to give him two movie tickets, "Here, I will take Meimei to the movies later."

Xiao Chen finally looked at the title of the film on the ticket: Ninety Shades of Darkness.

"Mom, isn't this movie suitable for us to watch?"

"Why isn't it suitable? I think the score of this movie is quite high. Besides, your mother and I are also a little girl. Girls like this kind of movie where the domineering president falls in love with me. Mei Mei will like it."

Xiao Chenmo wanted to say that this movie ticket had r1-rated movies shining brightly, and r1-rated movies are often slightly colored.But thinking about it again, her mother's kind of person who is devoted to mechanical research probably doesn't even know what an R-rated movie is, so it's better not to worry about it, just don't watch it later.

Under his fucking urging, Xiao Chenmo took Mei Mei out on a date. The two went to the playground first. Mei Mei was excited to experience everything she saw. pieces.

"Xiao Chenmo, that flying wheel is really interesting, are you really not going?"

Xiao Chenmo said that his little heart couldn't withstand the high-altitude stimulation of the flying wheel, so he still didn't want to go.

"Then let's go to the haunted house, the ghosts inside are very realistic."

Most of the haunted houses are young children, and there are also some young couples who are in pairs. A headless ghost floats over and those who are in love can take this opportunity to hug and act like a baby to comfort them.Xiao Chenmo said that he was past the age when he was interested in ghosts.

Mei Mei then suggested, "Then shall we go to the movies?"

Xiao Chenmo continued, "There haven't been any good movies recently."

Mei Mei was a little unhappy, "Xiao Chenmo, do you hate me? You are not interested in doing anything."

"I don't hate you, I just see you as my little sister."

Xiao Chenmo's obvious refusal attitude made Mei Mei's eyes round all of a sudden, "Xiao Chenmo, you are going too far."

Before she finished speaking, she didn't wait for Xiao Chenmo to react and ran away with her ponytail swinging. Alan, who had been following in the distance, quickly chased after him.

Essex walked behind him and stood still, Xiao Chenmo stared at Essex's shadow on the ground and said, "Does mom know?"

If her mother didn't want to know the progress of his relationship with Meimei, she probably wouldn't let Essex follow her.

Xiao Chenmo turned his head and looked into Essex's eyes, "Is my mother watching?"

The expression on his face was so lonely and desolate, the wind blew his hair into the most unruly wild grass, covering his clear and energetic eyes in the past, and the eyes hidden behind the flying hair fell on Essex. Empty without borders.Essex's mechanical heart tightened suddenly. At this moment, it felt that Xiao Chenmo, who was only one step away from it, was so far away that it couldn't reach it. It reached out to caress his somewhat messy hair, and the tone was so soft that it would be scattered in the wind. , said softly: "No. The video is off."

Xiao Chenmo lowered his eyes, and after a while he said: "Let's go to the movies."

Xiao's mother booked a couple's movie ticket for her son. There is only one slightly larger recliner in the small room, and the two of them will inevitably touch their skin when they lie on it.Apart from these design deficiencies for non-couples, the elegant decoration of this theater and the rich variety of dim sum can be regarded as the conscience of the industry. Of course, the ticket price is also deadly expensive. The tickets are also sticking to see the reason, don't waste it.

The beginning of the film is no different from ordinary love movies. A young and beautiful girl goes to a big company to apply for a job. As soon as she enters the door, she trips over her high-heeled shoes and almost falls. Thinking that this young and handsome examiner is actually the big boss of this company.After that, this lucky girl went smoothly all the way to the workplace, and even won the love of the president.

Seeing this, Xiao Chenmo was so bored that he was about to doze off. If it weren’t for the delicious snacks and fruits in the theater, he would have left a long time ago. This kind of meme that the president has fallen in love with me, which has not changed for hundreds of years, is really hard to hear. , and only those adolescent girls will love to watch it.

Essex liked it quite a bit, but considering the fact that the machine around him was just a machine, Xiao Chenmo felt that it would be impossible to use it to taste the quality of a movie.

After the first half of the movie, the hero and heroine in the play slowly entered the stage of mutual affection, you are thick and I am thick, Xiao Chenmo chewed popcorn and thought that he must enter the stage of the most primitive movement of two people as human beings, right?Although r1's movies will at most only show a scene of sports with a bare back covered by half a quilt, but something is better than nothing.

Sure enough, the stage of the first contact between the hero and the heroine came, and the two hid under the quilt. The hero had an unsatisfied expression on his face, and the heroine asked implicitly and considerately: Am I not doing well enough?The male protagonist replied with a painful face: No, it is my own problem.Then the heroine comforted and enlightened the hero to let go of herself, but the hero hesitated and asked again and again: Can I really let go of myself?The hostess answered affirmatively: Yes.Then the male protagonist took the female protagonist to his basement. The entire [-]-square-meter basement wall was covered with various props. The female protagonist regretted it when she saw it, but it was too late.The whip in the male lead's hand swished across the air, and the female lead's terrified eyes filled with tears like a helpless deer.

When Xiao Chenmo saw this, the drink that had slipped into his mouth just now spewed out.

Oh my god, did he read it right? R1's movies actually give high-definition close-ups?

The next shot even refreshed Xiao Chenmo's understanding of r1 in the past. Not only was there a close-up, but the protagonist's voice was surrounded by 360-degree stereo sound in every corner of the box.

This is not an r1 movie but an r18 movie, right?A normal man will be seen to react.

The temperature of the part touching Essex's arm was getting higher and higher, Xiao Chenmo raised his hand to cover his face in a concealed manner, if it wasn't for a robot lying beside him, if it wasn't for a venue like a theater...

It's going to kill me, I have to suffocate myself to react at this time, the theater hall is crowded with people and I can't go out so directly, and the big screen is still endlessly unlocking the body movement 36 ten styles, Xiao Chen Mo freed up one hand to fumble for the position of the switch and wanted to turn off the movie. After searching for a long time, he found that it was the central control mode and couldn’t be turned off here. This reaction." He forgot that he was only taking drugs for the first time, and he didn't understand the previous pediatrics until he was drugged for the second time.

"Is it hard?" Essex asked.

The warm breath was exhaled on Xiao Chenmo's earlobe, and the magnetic sound was more like a small feather fan, scraping Xiao Chenmo's most sensitive ears and auricles one by one, Xiao Chenmo closed his eyes in pain.Damn, it really is a lover type, just the sound is even more unbearable, why didn't I pay attention before?