My old attack is a knife

When the third assistant this month accidentally poured coffee on his lap, He Yan cursed secretly, his face darkened like the bottom of a pot, looking at that pitiful female assistant with big breasts, the female assistant Yudai Lihua Pulling out a paper towel to wipe the coffee off his lap, He Yan kicked his foot on the desk leg and stepped back a little with the chair.

Looking coldly at his third assistant this month, "Your trial period is over."

The female assistant looked innocent, and her voice was crying, "President, I didn't do it on purpose, please don't drive me away------"

The office obviously had central heating, but the cold air emanating from He Yan's body at this moment was enough to stop the female assistant from talking, and she didn't dare to continue.He Yan glanced coldly, "Go out."

The big-breasted female assistant bit her lower lip, looked at He Yan expectantly, and finally left the office.But he was angry in his heart, is there anything wrong with this man surnamed He? !An old man in his forties, pretending to be a gentleman, shouldn't he be the one who can't do it?The female assistant who failed to seduce him secretly suspected He Yan.

The entire company, regardless of male or female employees, is very gossip about the love life of their president, especially the two secretaries at the president's door. Seeing the female assistant with red eyes, they secretly looked at each other. This is the third time this month.After the female assistant left, the two married gossiping female secretaries immediately shared it with their friends.

It's the third time this month, you think the president can't do it, right? ----- Female secretary.

The little friend of the female secretary---maybe, maybe, maybe, I mean, does the president like men?

I'm so crazy!The female secretary was incredulous at first, but the more she thought about it, the more she felt that she had guessed the truth.

Gu Yansheng finished filling out his resume and handed it to the HR department. He accidentally glanced and saw the top gossip in this company. It turns out that the CEO likes men!Coincidentally, he is too!But I heard that the boss of this company is already forty, with a Mediterranean beer belly and a bad nose...

He Yan changed his pants, sat down at the desk again, pressed the phone to the secretary outside, and said in a cold tone, "Tell the personnel, the next time you recruit an assistant, you must specify a male."

The secretary stammered, "Male, male?"

"Do you have an opinion?" He Yan said coldly.

The secretary hurriedly said that he would definitely pick a good one, hung up the phone, with a look on his face that I found the ultimate secret, the president really likes men! !Back then, she came to this company not without the idea of ​​becoming the president's wife, but year after year, her child is now three years old, and the president hasn't had an affair yet. Fortunately, she didn't wait... .....

According to the latest order from the president, the assistant should be a man, who is smart, handsome and good-looking ----- secretary.

The little partner in the personnel department was also shocked when he received the news, and he was secretly excited for a while, just in time to see the man who came for the interview, "27? It looks good.... The president is 27 with [-] It’s okay, it’s too young and the generation gap is too big..."

After careful study, "Gu Yansheng, the name is nice, and he is fair and clean. He used to do----" After seeing Gu Yansheng's resume, the girl from the personnel department was also stunned, "Taoist?" Fuck abstinent face.Suppressing the excitement in her heart, the girl from the personnel department put on a face and said, "Well, the president of our company is short of a male assistant. I think you are quite stable. If you want to, come to try the job tomorrow. I will tell you about the benefits... ..."

He Yan met his new assistant the next day, male, very good, at least there will be no more coffee poured on him or on his chest.The secretary outside the door saw that the president was satisfied, and he had an expression on his face that I was really smart.

Gu Yansheng's first day at work.

He Yan: This newcomer is quite clever.

Gu Yansheng: I'm so handsome, my boss is so handsome, he's a god, and he likes men, so he must chase after him!But the male god is so handsome, it's hard to chase after him!

This day, He Yan was still very satisfied, but the assistant was a little timid, and kept looking at him furtively. When he found that he looked back, he immediately pretended to be busy. He was not a monster!

It was Gu Yansheng's second day at work.

Female Secretary: This kid is so clever!I will also look at the Feng Shui face of the prime minister, it's really accurate -----

Gu Yansheng: To catch up with the male god, one must first understand the male god's likes and dislikes. The female secretary has been with the male god for eight years, so she knows her best. He is really witty.

He Yan: This new assistant makes good coffee, he is quiet and not talkative, and has quick hands and feet. Although he mixed up the documents three times a day, he is a newcomer!They all need to be adjusted and taught.

It was Gu Yansheng's third day at work.

He Yan: This kid is so naughty, he even drew some talisman paper in the company's tea room, and his secretary treats that talisman paper as a treasure.

Gu Yansheng: Boss, I see a faint black air around you, where have you been exposed to bad luck?or your family -----

"Shut up!" He Yan looked at Gu Yansheng coldly, "Don't spread strange things in the company."

Holding the talisman, the female secretary carefully but firmly justified Gu Yansheng's name, "Master Gu is really good..." Silently under the sharp eyes of the president.

Gu Yansheng looked at the male god silently with a worried expression on his face. Although the male god's body was full of yang energy and firepower, there was really a faint black energy covering his body, and the male god's family members must have encountered bad luck.At this kind of moment, it is time for him to make a move, and then the male god will look at him differently!A good chance to chase a male god!

Before he got off work, Gu Yansheng received a call from his master, "Why did you buy a house? Oh, well, I understand. Then I'll go back and make arrangements. Master, you have to be safe."

After get off work, Gu Yansheng was waiting for the bus at the bus stop, when he suddenly saw the male god's car, he was excited, "The male god!"

He Yan: He actually parked the car!Stopped!Stopped!

Gu Yansheng just couldn't restrain his excitement and screamed, he didn't expect that the male god really stopped, he hurriedly got into the car, he didn't feel embarrassed at all, how could he chase after someone with a thin skin? ! "What a coincidence! Boss, where are you going? I'm going home." After giving the address, Gu Yansheng kept paying attention to the male god's expression. After he gave the address, the male god just raised his eyebrows, so sexy! ! ! !

Now that he has already boarded the car, He Yan can't drive people out, can he? !So he drove, and went down the road to the door, and saw the back of his younger brother from a distance, Gu Yansheng secretly observed the male god all the way, wherever the male god looked, he looked at where the male god looked, and hurriedly said: "The male god stops!!! "

He Yan wanted to stop to pick up his younger brother, so he stopped and called out to his brother, and saw Gu Yansheng, the co-pilot next to him, rushing down like the wind, and shouted at his younger brother, "Hey! Hurry up and catch him!" Then he pounced on him.

He Yan raised his forehead, and was about to yell at him, when he saw his younger brother was overly frightened, and when he got in the car, Gu Yansheng was still talking non-stop, but He Yan was full of ghosts to harm his younger brother.

The next morning at work, He Yan asked his secretary to send over Gu Yansheng's resume, who has specialized in ghost hunting for ten years.

"I made my debut at seventeen, and I can catch little ghosts. It was not possible for the big ones before, but now it is." Gu Yansheng said with a smile: "Boss, do you know that I am not talking nonsense now?! I have an amulet here, the boss will give it to the younger brother. "

"What little brother, my brother, you go out first." He Yan felt that his head hurt a little.The world view that I have insisted on for more than 30 years was shattered into scum yesterday, but I will not scare them with it, and this Gu Yansheng is really noisy, but he has a good heart...... In his head is Are you in hell?To think so.

Although Gu Yansheng was the same age as Hezhang, their personalities were completely different, because Hezhang grew up with ups and downs at a young age, and at 27, he handled things calmly and steadily, and never made people worry.But Gu Yansheng is different. Although he is an orphan, he was adopted by his master when he was a baby. He Yan sometimes stares at that happy emoji for a long time, and his mood will gradually improve.

When the two get along for a long time, even if He Yan doesn't like Gu Yansheng at first, he will gradually discover the advantages of Gu Yansheng. Make a mistake, smile all day long, have endless fun, and people will feel better when they look at it.

Although He Yan scolded or picked on Gu Yansheng all day long, after a long time, he himself found that sometimes he just opened his mouth and wanted to scold Gu Yansheng, but when he saw Gu Yansheng's smiling eyes, he couldn't swear, so he had to wave Waved out.

How could he not see the liking in Gu Yansheng's eyes?He thought Gu Yansheng was just playing for fun, young people nowadays are like this, they don't take their feelings seriously, whoever is handsome and good-looking, he will call him husband, change it today and change it tomorrow, He Yan finds that he is really old, he Some do not understand.

At first, He Yan thought that Gu Yansheng was the same, but after a long time, Gu Yansheng's eyes were shining brightly, how could he not understand the feelings that he never concealed?It's just that the age difference is too big, He Yan is not a person who flirts with others, and the other party is much younger than him.

He Yan, who wanted to have a showdown and refused, saw Gu Yansheng's flushed face from being drunk and his nervous looking eyes, he couldn't speak anymore.Gu Yansheng is very smart, he probably guessed the purpose of inviting him to dinner today.

Obviously intending to refuse the words, but in the end it became ------

"Let's try to get along!" When He Yan heard himself say this, he was also very surprised. At this moment, he realized that he remembered everything Gu Yansheng did. When remembering a person, whether it is scolding or Picking a thorn, already paying attention to him, will soon like to care.

That night, He Yan took the initiative to kiss Gu Yansheng. Looking at Gu Yansheng who was so excited that his speech was blurred and his head was broken, He Yan smiled and hugged him in his arms.

Gu Yansheng is an orphan, he doesn't value blood, his master is even more idle, so it doesn't matter.But Gu Yansheng cares about He Yan very much, even after ten or twenty years, in Gu Yansheng's heart, He Yan is his male god, forever.

Always thinking about He Yan, when He Yan was approaching 45 years old, Gu Yansheng hesitated to ask whether he should be a test-tube baby?

He Yan patted Gu Yansheng's head, this guy was always thinking of him in everything, he obviously didn't want his genes to be mixed with the genes of another strange woman, but for him, he would always propose first.He Yan felt a little distressed, and kissed Gu Yansheng's lips, "Do you like boys and girls? Or both?"

Gu Yansheng's eyes were a little dim, but he still cheered up and smiled to make suggestions, "One man and one woman, the boy will be the older brother, and the girl will be the younger sister. This way, I can protect myself. If I get bullied at school, I will also have the elder brother to help fight."

"Then adopt two." He Yan couldn't bear to tease Gu Yansheng anymore, and said with a smile.Seeing that Gu Yansheng's eyes were wide open with joy in them, he couldn't help but said: "At first, I wanted to live together for a few more years, but if you want to be a full-time baby daddy so much, I'll let you do it."

Gu Yansheng punched his male god!

He knew that his male god was the best male god in the whole world. When he opened the office, Gu Yansheng felt a violently accelerated heartbeat for the first time.

He Yan hugged his little Gu and kissed the top of his hair. In fact, every day he spent with him, trivial, ordinary, bickering, happy... He felt very happy, the world of two people, He doesn't want to break yet.

"Come on later, okay?" He Yan said gently.

Gu Yansheng nodded, and plunged his head into He Yan's arms, "God, you can treat me like a baby."

He Yan was cheerful in his heart, and said seriously: "Okay."