[Comprehensive] One Punch Man

"It seems that I don't know." I nodded in agreement with my judgment, and withdrew my outstretched hand, "Then I can't give you this."

"..." The shy boy with his head bowed didn't say anything, but in terms of aura, he was quite reluctant.

People with high self-esteem must be very uncomfortable when they are slapped in the face. I have a deep understanding.

"I have to go back to work. Goodbye, little brother." I walked back past him. Children of this age are quite easy to deal with, and they are more than a star and a half better than the group of shameless adults.

Although they are very annoying, I am still very willing to get in touch with young people, and it is easy to pass in all aspects.

"...Cut!" I felt something behind me, I reached out and grabbed it, only to find it was a coat.

The child with the same name as the historical figure kept throwing it over, "The skirt is so short, I will lend it to you first, remember to return it to me."

Then he lowered the peaked cap on his head and dragged away.

………Little friend,

You can't pick up girls at all.

I looked at the coat in my hand, thought about it, and finally wrapped it around my waist, which is rare for him to be kind.

The big screen in the square has been showing recruitment advertisements for the Heroes Association. Even though I know that the world needs heroes now, it is too much for a person who has to work here all afternoon to keep the same advertisements. Painful.

I really want to smash that screen.

Although heroes seem to make money, the rules seem to be very strict.

I don't want to work there.

And if I really stay there, I feel that I will never be able to get rid of the title of orangutan girl in my life.

The spokesperson has to find a hero who is a star, either a hero or a star, choose one for me!

The name is so disgusting.

I stared at the frightened face on the big screen with an unkind expression, wishing I could wring his neck off right now.

If I hadn't been very low-key, I would have taken off the No. 1 crown of the Hero Association, and I would be the one who made the advertisement by then!This is not jealousy of other people's glamorous life!

Not at all!have!

Gunshots were faintly heard in the distance. I pursed my lips and stared anxiously at the source of the noise. The crowd gradually rushed towards my back.

At this time, even the men I stare at won't care about me. They will care more about their own lives than their temporary affection.

I rubbed my stomach and remembered that today's dinner has not been settled yet, and I am going to be hungry.

This is the reason why I am reluctant to use that explosive power, because the consumption will be replenished with doubled satiety.

Ah, seems to be terrorists.

The square where the crowd dispersed was a bit empty, and the police cars honking their horns everywhere became the most beautiful presence here.

The police were in a stalemate with them, even passive.

Because there are hostages.

I walked over slowly, because their attention was on the police in front, I easily walked behind the man who seemed to be the boss, and pointed his shoulder with my finger, "Hello, do you need a condom?" , distributed for free."

The hostage lady also seems to think that my behavior is a bit stupid... well, I admit it, even I think so.

But according to my past experience in reading novels, they all play like this, I just want to appear handsome.

"Yo hoo~ Not bad, girl, the quality is much higher than the one in my hand." I saw the veins on the forehead of the hostage girl who was strangled.

"Since you took the initiative to deliver it to your door...hehe, then I will not be polite."

... Well, sure enough, criminals are always more wretched than ordinary people.

There are a lot of them, I looked at the remaining condoms in the basket, if I give them all, my work will be over, I can go home early from get off work, I raised the basket in my hand, "Everyone accept it I'll play with you."

"Brother, it seems that she thinks you can't satisfy her by yourself, and wants us all to hee hee."

"The lady over there—it's dangerous, run away!" I really like this group of civil servants who serve people's names, for example, they clearly use the loudspeaker and try their best to shout this data.

I seem to see the word female cousin from the face of the hostage, which is really sad. I have lived for 19 years, and I have never done that kind of thing, but I am always regarded as such. Popularity is easy to be misunderstood.

Sighing, I grabbed the man's arm and pulled it back, accidentally pulling it behind his shoulder.

This strength is indeed a bit too strong, let it be a little bit smaller?

Pulling the hand of the hostage girl, he did not stop doing anything, raised the boss as a weapon and threw it.

At that moment, I felt that I was possessed by a god, handsome and attractive, and any girl would worship me to the point of dying, but in fact, I knew that in the eyes of this hostage girl, I was still a fool.

After knocking down the group of terrorists, I remembered that I hadn't done my job yet.

Looking at the basket in my hand, I thought about it distressedly, and handed it to the somewhat sluggish girl, "Shocking ceremony."

The corner of her mouth twitched, she snatched the basket, and slammed it on the ground, "Who wants it!"

The voice was full of vitality, and the loud voice echoed in the air several times.

"Let me tell you first, I'm not thanking you, it's just compensation for getting the 'props' of your work everywhere." This girl is called Aida Reiko, an ordinary high school girl. After the matter was over, she brought me here Treat me to this ramen shop.

"Really, the physical stats are so low, how can there be so much strength..."

She seems very interested in my strength.

But I also sense that she has a very strong distaste for a certain position about me.

Since we've sat here, she's scanned my chest no fewer than ten times with a vicious gleam.

After drinking the soup in the bowl, I put down the bowl heavily, and persuaded earnestly, "If you want to make your breasts bigger, you have to make up for it during the puberty period, otherwise, after this period, no matter how you think about it, it will be useless."

"Who, who said this!!!" She looked away, who was obviously hurt by what I said, anxiously trying to explain to me. "Ahhh!! I really don't understand, I'm not like this usually, why do I feel angry when I see you!"

"Don't take it to heart, basically girls will feel angry when they see me." I comforted, I like a good boy who speaks straight words, although I am still a high school student, I still want to be friends with her.

"I feel even more angry." The veins on her face were even worse, and the smile on her mouth had been distorted into a very scary shape.

I hesitated for a long time, and asked in a low voice, "Can you be my friend?" Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so shy, I've never said such an embarrassing thing in my life hehehehe——

"No."

Answer in seconds.

I lay on the table, paying homage to my dead girlish feelings.