[Comprehensive] One Punch Man

Days of braless oolong passed, and my training course was over, and the final interview made me nervous. I have never interviewed like this many times.

Although I really want to complain about the villains who follow such a formal procedure, but in order to improve the luck rate of passing the level, I can only shut up.

Walking into the single room, my mother crossed her legs and sat on a sofa chair very chicly. There is only this sofa in the room. I just stood and looked at her. She put down the juice in her hand without even looking at it. I, while playing with my phone, asked me, "Why do you want to join us?"

Because I want you to have a blast with my dad right away.

Covering my face, I don't intend to look at her anymore, "I hope you will be happy." I can't say things like conquering the world against my will, I just hope that my parents can love each other no matter where they are... Well, the most important thing is to give birth to me!

"Hey, why are you covering your face?" The voice sounded uncomfortable, I put down my hand and found that she finally looked at me.

"It's the first time someone said that to me." She stretched out her index finger, "Are you from there?"

"...No!" I yelled frantically, although I hope you are happy, it doesn't mean I like the same sex!

"Hey - you are not interested in conquering the world?" She raised her eyebrows, showing no emotion at all, her crossed legs were constantly shaking in front of her, I looked at the miniskirt that could almost see the panties, couldn't help it He frowned.

"That's right, it's better to say you're stupid." Narrowing my eyes, I looked at her legs unhappily, I couldn't help it, I leaned forward and put her legs in order.

In my impression, my mother is a very conservative person who will never wear clothes that reveal so much, "If you wear such cool clothes at this age, your knees will hurt in the future."

Although her face looks younger than she actually is, it cannot be denied that she is not young anymore.

"You are so annoying, okay, you failed." She shook off my hand and complained dissatisfiedly, "If you are so annoying at a young age, you will definitely be a dead old woman in the future."

... Beat you, even if you are my mother, I will beat you too.

"Excuse me, is there anyone you are dating?"

"How can there be? I don't want to associate with stupid men. They are all like dead dogs. They are so stupid. When I conquer the world, I will build an Alice Empire, and all men will be taken as livestock."

"...It must be because you haven't met a suitable partner." I pretended not to hear what I said just now, and then seriously planned the next plan for her, "Now you need a male embrace to soothe your broken heart, of course , I have to send the idiot Kira to prison first to see the person I introduced to you, he is very handsome, very gentle, and has a cool big bald head!"

The way my mother looked at me suddenly changed.

He looked like he wanted to strangle me to death, did I say something wrong?

"...I have been forced into marriage by relatives and friends for more than ten years, and I have never seen you like this." She picked up the juice on the side and poured it directly over my head, "Goodbye, little sister, don't think that you can call me casually." I will listen to you, enough spring."

Then I kept the posture of Erkang reaching out and was dragged to the gate.

It seems that when my mother was single, she was not a bit hot. She roughly wiped her face with her sleeve, and I made up my mind to hug my mother to my father. They will definitely fall in love when they meet!

I firmly believe in the law of this TV series!

Ye Shen came over from behind the iron gate worriedly, and asked, "What did you do?"

He frowned, and seemed quite worried. I couldn't tell him anything, so I could only make up a reason based on the facts, "My matchmaker's problem broke out, and I wanted to introduce someone to her, but I was kicked out."

"Ms. Alice is very famous for hating men." As if helpless, he took a deep breath before spreading his hands and explaining to me, "Don't you know?"

I really don't know, I just know that my mom and dad are bored.

"Mr. Yagami, can you help me? Just drive her out of this house." Somewhat anxiously, I held on to the iron railing. Things were not as simple as I imagined, and I was at a loss. Although I It’s amazing, but I saw the guard inside with a gun and a grenade around his waist. I didn’t dare to force it, but it’s different when she goes outside. There is a lot of space, so I don’t worry about accidental injury, and I You can knock her out and take her straight to my dad.

"...Why are you so attached to her, can you tell me?" Ye Shen looked at me and was silent for a long time, he must be scratching his heart and liver now with curiosity.

"Sorry, I can't say, but I swear, I'll tell you when it's over." I lowered my head and thought about it, but I still don't think it's the right time to tell him.

"Okay." I didn't dare to look into his eyes to hear his affirmative answer.Make me happy, "I'll secretly ring the fire bell, and it's up to you what to do when the time comes."

Because I was so happy, I couldn't help holding his palm, "Thank you, Mr. Yagami, you are the most righteous person I have ever seen!"

"Justice...?" He suddenly showed a strange look, and then grinned, "You're right."

Watching him go back to that room, I hid aside, waiting for someone to come out, but after waiting for a long time, there was still no one.

Could it be that I was being tricked?

No, someone as serious as Ye Shen wouldn't play tricks on me.

would not……

It is now 8 o'clock in the evening, and the so-called fire bell just didn't ring. Looking at the seemingly lively house, I feel very lonely in my heart.

The world ten years later is really a fickle world. Although I think so, I can't help but think in a worse direction.

That is, Night God was caught.

"Probably not, he looks so smart, he will be fine..." I stopped abruptly as I was talking to myself, the feeling of being pressed against the back of my head made my whole body freeze.

No matter how powerful I am, I can't hide from this distance...

"Your little boyfriend won't help you anymore." Mom's playful teasing made me feel relieved, although the current situation is not optimistic.

Turning around slowly, seeing that she was the only one, he breathed a sigh of relief, "Where are the others?"

"Of course it's hell. As I said, I will never let Kira go." The frightening smile on the corner of her mouth made her feel irritable, and I couldn't help but refute her, "Mr. Yagami is not Kira."

"Of course, if I don't investigate, I don't think he is."

"...that is," I swallowed, "is he really that idiot Kira?"

"It's okay, why should I lie to you, you little rascal," she shook her neck unhappily, "I'll send you to accompany that little bastard, pretend to be the king of the world if you have some strength, I haven't even said to stand At the apex, he will make a move!"

She snorted fiercely, and I couldn't help the black line, "Could it be that you want to conquer the world because...others have the ability to conquer the world?"

"Ah." She nodded with a flat face, "It's a waste of my strength not to conquer the world. I also want to follow the trend."

Fuck, the trend is not so fast.

If I want to complain, I have to hold back, the black muzzle suppresses all my bad temper.

"Well, there is one thing I have to make clear." I watched my mother's movements closely, and I was afraid that if she lost her temper, I would really not exist in this world, "I am actually your daughter, I came from ten years ago , You were already married to my father in that era, and I came here to make the future the same as my era again!"

Then a shot came, and if I hadn't been quick, the shot would have hit me directly in the leg.

Although the golden rooster's independent standing posture was tiring, it managed to make me dodge. My mother blew her gun, "Isn't this the drama of last week's TV series? Do you think I don't watch bitter dramas?"

"...No, it's true. Although it's silly, I'm really your daughter! Look, we look alike!"

"Who knows if you have plastic surgery."

"mom!"

I couldn't help crying, I was so scared by the shot just now that tears fell out of my eyes, I cried out unwillingly, although it was very clear that the other party didn't know me, but the same face still made me unable to stop my tears.

Scratching her head seemingly distressed, the mother said reluctantly, "Okay, then tell me who the father of my daughter is."

"He's married in this day and age..." Thinking of my dad makes me even more miserable, "His wife has passed away too, which is bad, but I'm glad his wife is gone because...that's me Dad, I hope he stays with mom even more!"

"I know this is an exaggeration, but I still hope you can believe that I was sent to this world by my mother for this reason!"

"...That's all, shut up." Mom took off the blindfold and threw it on my face, "It's something I would do to bring my own daughter here as a matter of course."

"So you trust me?!"

"I just believe you came from ten years ago."

She turned sideways and looked at me with displeasure, "I don't intend to be the mother of a guy like you, I just want to be damned—!!"

A burst of artillery fire came, and my mother rushed over and rolled me around several times.

Standing up in embarrassment, a man in a strange uniform stood opposite him.

"Bran Jesso...!" Mom said the name through gritted teeth.

Does mom know him too?Flames suddenly ignited in the hands of a group of people on the other side. I have seen that kind of flames when Cai Sawada and the others were practicing, although I don't know what the reason is.

"Ms. Alice, obediently, let's get caught. Your residence is completely under our control. No matter how powerful you are, you can't do anything."

"Can't do it? I'm laughing to death." For the first time, my mother's back looked so tall. She walked in front of me and snorted menacingly, "As long as I think, there is nothing I can't do."

It's too late to say it's too late, a shock wave suddenly shot out from my mother's hand, which made me feel like watching Ultraman.

Mom, you are so awesome, it's a pity not to conquer the world.

Taking advantage of the chaos, she picked me up and dragged me to the outside, "Although I knew there was a mole inside, I never thought that it would become like this."

She was talking while doing it, and finally turned her head and scolded me, "It's all because of you, otherwise I would have given up with my whole body!"

"Hold, I'm sorry..." I was frightened by the action just now, and I didn't dare to defend myself, I was afraid of being blown off my head. "Where are you going now?"

"Who knows, just find a place to hide."

"Then I know a place, it's very safe!"

She looked at me suspiciously, and finally agreed to listen to me.

At this time, I didn't feel like selling my teammates at all, and I was very happy to drag my mother to the base of Sawada's family.

It wasn't until Li Baoen hit me in the face with a pillow and called me an idiot that I realized how stupid it was to bring my mother here under uncertain conditions.

Then I watched my mother and Li Baoen, who had become noble and glamorous in an instant, sneer at each other.

They should be friends...probably.

"You really trust others casually, and this kind of excuse full of loopholes can make you follow along." Li Baoen held a small pistol and pushed his hat, looking quite contemptuous.

"I just can't bear to refuse a crying girl, although I also think it's a very stupid thing to call myself my daughter. By the way, your size is so small that I can't even see your future sexual happiness."

"kill you."

"If you can do it, try it!"

"Mom, mom..." I leaned forward and awkwardly tugged at her arm, and she bumped her head directly, "Don't bark, I'm in a bad mood now! It's fine for Kira to break into the inside, and Bailan, a little elf, still Dare to come over and block me!"

"You are the biggest obstacle for him to conquer the world." Li Baoen sneered.

"That," I hesitated for a long time, "Is that Bai Lan the guy with the strange tattoo under his eyes, he once came ten years ago and said he was my future boyfriend." Although I already have a date, I don't know Rule out the possibility of breaking up in the future.

After saying this, everyone's faces froze. I saw my mother's well-proportioned lipstick squirmed a few times sexyly, and made a very moving voice, "what*?"

The author has something to say: Truth Naira lowered everyone's IQ, Ye Shenyue succeeded in bento, I didn't plan to let him play at the beginning, just like this, I couldn't hold back and let him live for a few more days

Mom's wishes come true, flexibility A+

Immediately switch from being immortal to being able to emit laser light with the palm of your hand. It's a pity not to conquer the world

To put it simply, my mother is a little villain with a mysterious background, who wants to do whatever she wants, and has no worries. I didn’t specifically set her up, it’s just for the convenience of Zhennai.

Maybe this chapter is a bit messy, but I don’t know what will make everyone wonder, so if you don’t understand, just ask me