"I've got all the things ready, come and get them." Before leaving, Bai Yesheng took the packaged farts and planted them in the past, fulfilling his promise.

The person who came out to pick up the stinky fart was a thin man, and Bai Yesheng didn't know him, and he didn't plan to talk to him much.As for the number of zombies killed by these people, the eyes of the people who eat melons are discerning, and whoever kills can count how many.

Bai Yefei was also in the crowd. It turned out that she was beautiful, and her movements of killing zombies were beautiful. Although she was not the one who killed the most zombies, she was indeed the most beautiful woman among them. She was followed by most people, but since Bai Ye was born Suddenly rushed out like a sick man, killed the zombies and came back again, everyone's attention was on Bai Yesheng.

There are not many similarities between the two siblings, and Bai Yesheng is even better-looking, Bai Yefei is not convinced, and at this time just looks on from the sidelines not far away.

When everyone was almost gone, Bai Yesheng and Bai Ye cleaned up the garbage around the car.

Bai Yefei came over and said, "Why do you keep haunting me?"

"What's wrong with me?" Bai Ye was puzzled, "It's your haunting spirit, right? I didn't do anything, why did you come here? Get lost!"

"Huh!" Bai Yefei was a little annoyed. She thought that her strength had improved, and she could at least beat Bai Yesheng, but Bai Yesheng's strength was even stronger. You planted it?"

Wutong, who had already got into the car and found a comfortable position to lie down, was waiting to leave when he heard the voice and came out again.

Jumping to the ground, looking up at Bai Yefei, Wutong called out, "Chirp!"

He stretched out his claws and drew a deep mark on the ground.

Bai Yefei frowned, "Take care of your pet, if he hurts me, don't blame me for being rude!"

Wutong has hurt people before, but there is a reason for everything, if Wutong makes a sudden attack now, Bai Yefei is sure to spoil Bai Yesheng, and he will not worry about not being able to defeat him then.

But Wutong squatted and didn't move, just staring at Bai Yefei.

"He didn't intend to hurt you, but he drew a line. If you cross it, he will spit." Bai Yesheng said helplessly, "You know the [-]th line that elementary school students play? Wutong learned this trick recently."

The key source lies in Bai Yesheng. He felt that Wutong's knowledge and principles must be developed at the same time. He accidentally imitated the environment of a primary school on a whim, and the [-]th line proposed in it was memorized by Wutong.

Now I don't have the conditions to take classes in a serious way. Now Wutong is learning and using it, and the [-]th line is used.

Bai Yefei's face was full of black lines, and she felt that she was being tricked, but she still suppressed her anger and asked, "Quickly tell me, did you plant the stinky fart?"

At first, when Bai Yefei faced the woman who was pretending to be Bai Yesheng, she refused to admit that the stinky fart was planted by Bai Yesheng, but she went back to check and found that there was no other possibility, so she could only believe what she didn't want to believe.

"The stinky fart is mine. I didn't add you to the blacklist, so you got it too, right?" Bai Yesheng suddenly laughed, "Now I advise you not to mess with me, otherwise I will add you to the blacklist, you But you will never get the stinky farts."

"You!" Bai Yefei wanted to say something more, but she didn't dare to take the risk.

And the matter of the stinky fart is very important. Now that she has heard that Bai Yesheng has personally confirmed it, she has to go back and discuss it with other people.They even have to continue the investigation to find out how this stinking bastard, Bai Yesheng, got it.

Seeing Bai Yefei turn and leave, Bai Yesheng didn't say anything.

He has a lot of things to do, he has to go back to work in the field today, and he has to look at the weeds in the field again, whether the chickens have worked hard, pulled out all the weeds, and then see what is harvested. .The chicken manure in the front yard should be cleaned up. The louvers are still going to be fertilized. The key is that he doesn't know how to fertilize, so he has to check it online.

In the car, Bai Yesheng began to mutter, "Wutong, go back and make a statistics for the chickens, that is, those who have mutated. The ones that haven't mutated are all in the cage, so don't worry about it. Also, the biggest one so far The mutated chickens are not even adults, so they grow a bit slowly, don't they?"

"Chirp!" Indus crouched behind the windshield, looking forward majestically, bowing his head to take a sip of water from time to time.

Bai Yesheng looked at Wutong, which hadn't changed much until now, and felt that his chickens were growing quite fast.

This guy also eats a lot every day. In addition to meals, he also has various snacks, drinks, etc. After eating so much, the change is only a little bit that can be ignored when the stupid hair on the top of his head grows up. No place has changed.

When he got home, Mr. Bai Ye went to the pigsty to have a look, washed it with water, and collected all the pig manure for composting.

"I don't know if there is a pasture in L City. I want to grab a cow and milk it!" Bai Yesheng suddenly thought, "The phoenix tree doesn't grow, is it because the nutrition is very uneven, and it has nothing to do with drinking milk."

Bai Ye didn't respond, and went to see the mushrooms.

"Chirp!" Indus hurried to the field behind.

Gray Feather Bird is a miserable old man, still forced to watch the looping video, his sight on both sides is blocked, he can't see anything else at all, and he can hardly hear the sound.

Guessing that it was almost time, Bai Yesheng let the gray-feathered bird go before eating.

The pork frozen in the freezer is also much better than the packaged pork with various additives. Bai Yesheng took out a piece of ice and cut it into small pieces. Some of them were fried and some were mixed with dumpling stuffing.

Do not put the dumpling stuffing in the refrigerator, and continue to take it out when you want to eat it next time.

Indus came back with his homework in his mouth, jumped to his desk and put it carefully, just in time for dinner.

"Look at what's on the Internet." Bai Yesheng sighed while turning on the phone, "It's really thanks to the Internet, otherwise everyone's eyes are smeared, and they don't know what happened."

The news about the apprentices killing zombies has been officially announced, but nothing about Bai Yesheng and Wutong killing zombies alone has been revealed.Bai Yesheng thought this was a good idea, and he didn't really want to overwhelm these people with the limelight.

This is the first time that humans have truly organized to kill zombies, rather than collecting supplies, or protecting cities, etc. Everyone has noticed the different meanings.

And the apprentices who participated in this matter were later called the ones who opened the door of the new century; and they first received the teachings of the hermit masters, plus the stinky farts, and they were one of the most qualified people at that time , and the subsequent achievements were so bright and dazzling that this first step was passed on by people.

Later, after a long time, someone who was a melon-eating audience at the scene met Bai Yesheng by chance and regretted: "At that time, your performance was amazing, and their limelight was far inferior to yours."

At that time, Bai Yesheng just smiled casually and said indifferently: "I don't pursue these things, so it doesn't matter to me."

As for now, no one has seen such a long-term view, and they don't know the future achievements of the first batch of apprentices.

Instead, the team leader specifically called Bai Yesheng, "Those people are so bullying that they don't even announce your existence! You're doing really well, but I think they're still deleting videos about you. What do you think about this? As long as you If you want, we will help you here!"

Bai Yesheng thought for a while and said: "I don't care. This incident was planned by the government for a long time to boost morale. I shouldn't rush to kill zombies rashly. Let's forget it. By the way, it's you, This time, it was only to help maintain order, and no one took action."

"We are not in the same system with them. The people above talked to the old man Shanyue, but it didn't work. It sounds like the above means to help us find another master." The team leader revealed some situations.

Now it seems that as long as the qualifications are sufficient, plus the stinky farts, as long as they can learn from the teacher, the progress will be huge. There are more people in the army, so they naturally want to do so.

Bai Yesheng thought for a while, and found that he didn't seem to be able to help with this matter, so he hung up the phone.

But this reminded him that a long time ago he got a kung fu and a tortoise shell from Niu Laosan's village.

But at that time, Bai Yesheng also made an experiment with a radish with crooked melons and dates, and then put it in the cellar casually.

On the other hand, Wutong can also open the door of the cellar, and often goes down to fiddle with it. I don't know if he has broken the broken radish.

Moreover, the radish has been used for so long, and what kind of gloomy wood was used, it should have rotted.

But every time I went to the cellar, I didn't smell the bad smell.

Bai Yesheng was puzzled, but this time he didn't delay any longer and hurried to the cellar.

The cloth covering the radish was moved, and there was still some dust. Bai Yesheng stared at it for a while, then turned around and took out the exercises to study.

The text inside is very weird, and I didn't say how long it would take to wait. On the other hand, some pages in the back seem to be that after the success, the corpse that had lost its vitality can be resurrected from the dead, and its appearance is no different from that of a living person. It's nonsense, if it can be done like this, almost all the people in the world will not be able to write back to life, it is almost impossible.

"Wutong be careful, if there is something abnormal, you will breathe fire!" Bai Yesheng warned seriously, "Our cellar eats a lot, we must protect these things."

"Chirp!" Wutong opened his mouth, coughed, and a spark came out.

"That's good, I'll open it!" Bai Yesheng slowly lifted the cloth.

He kept staring closely at the bottom of the cloth, but he didn't see that the traces painted with cinnabar on the cloth were gradually disappearing. Finally, the cloth rolled aside and was spit out by the phoenix tree, which quickly burned it.

Under the white cloth, there was no smell, and the radish did not rot into a puddle of water.

The thing inserted into the radish seemed to have disappeared, and the crooked radish seemed to have changed. Bai Yesheng stared at it for a while, then slowly stretched out his hand.

Wutong hurriedly approached, ready to breathe fire if there was any abnormality.

Picking up the radish, Bai Yesheng looked at the front, then the other way around, and suddenly gasped, "I'll fuck it."

"Chirp!" Indus also let out a long cry.

The radish was still the same radish, but its appearance changed in a way that Bai Yesheng could hardly believe.

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