Apocalypse Gold Farm

Stinky farts, cough, that ancient mutant wild wheat species is indeed good, but even the government and the old man Shanyue can't get all the stinky farts, the ownership is still in the hands of Bai Yesheng, so when they plan to recruit disciples, they will Discuss together and let Bai Yesheng come too.

"Wu Tong, we have been so popular recently, we will inevitably offend people with small stomachs." Bai Yesheng said with some melancholy.

"Chirp!" Indus nodded approvingly.

Then Bala took out his homework, grabbed the end of a pencil, and drew a portrait of himself on it, and drew another one that didn't quite look like it. He tapped it with his little wings and showed it to Bai Yesheng.

"Wutong's painting talent is very strong." Bai Yesheng nodded seriously, "The characteristics are always very similar!"

Let’s talk about why Wutong suddenly likes to look in the mirror when he wakes up in the morning, and he even raises a paw and keeps gesticulating, so it turns out that he is looking at himself.It's just that the image next to it doesn't look like a sycamore tree at all, but looks like a bald chicken.Chubby and a little decadent, well, more like a fat old hen.

"Jiujiu!" Indus grabbed the tip of a pencil and drew two leaves.

Bai Yesheng suddenly realized, "I know! What Wutong said is right, then let's do it like this!"

I don't want to be too showy, but since everyone has opened their mouths there, I must go, but I have to keep a low profile.The idea that Wutong gave was particularly good, and Bai Yesheng suddenly became enlightened.

"Chirp!" Seeing that Bai Yesheng agreed, Wutong ran out in a hurry, and came back with two leaves in his mouth after a while.

Two cups of water had been prepared on the table long ago, and the blades were put in, and immediately enlarged, like plasticine, colorless and odorless, and even felt weightless when picked up.

Until now, Bai Yesheng didn't know what it was to bring this spiritual plant, but it was very easy to use, and it could save lives at critical moments.

Turning on the phone, I found a photo of a middle-aged thin woman. She looked sly, with deep nasolabial folds, and looked very fierce with a serious look.Bai Yesheng pinched his face in front of the mirror, trimmed it bit by bit, and finally it became exactly like the photo.

Indus has long been squatting in front of the mirror to appreciate his new image.

The fluff has turned into big feathers, and the whole body is swollen, earthy yellow in color, round and round, like a shrunken, decadent old hen.

"Chirp!" Indus called out.

"I'm going to change clothes, let's go." Bai Yesheng said.

There are also all kinds of clothes at home, which are really worthless now, especially some flickering skirts, a hundred pieces are not worth a simple big padded jacket.

When I went to R city, these things were thrown away directly as garbage. Bai Yesheng thought it was useful for him, so he took some back.

Coming out of the house, Bai Yesheng saw Bai Ye carrying a bucket to water, so he greeted him: "I'm going out for a while, keep in touch at any time."

'Kang lang', the water ladle in his hand fell to the ground, Bai Ye looked a little dazed.If it wasn't for the familiar voice and the similar height, he would have almost misidentified the person.

I don't know why, Bai Ye suddenly thought of a sentence, "This man... When he gets up, basically there is no such thing as a woman." '

Bai Yesheng was still pinching his throat, and after trying several times, he made a very high-pitched voice, very similar to a female voice.

I found a pink little sheep, rode on it, and walked out of the village slowly.

When he arrived at the square, Bai Yesheng took the initiative to send a text message to Old Man Shanyue, telling him that he was here, but he just didn't want to show up.

The old man Shanyue over there was so busy that he checked his phone and didn't reply.Bai Yesheng has a weird temper, he often doesn't play cards according to common sense, and some of his ideas are also very weird. The old man Shanyue didn't have time to say anything to Bai Yesheng at this time, so he let him go.

The square was almost crowded with people of all kinds. Some brought their children, some brought their younger brothers, and some...brought their boyfriends to show their love openly. Bai Yesheng looked a little uncomfortable. pleasing to the eye.

There was also a family with several members who came, and all kinds of cars parked in a big circle.

It's been a long time since I saw so many people, and Bai Yesheng was a little happy. Although there are almost no living people in Q City, all of them are zombies, at least there are still many people in L City, and they are slowly building L City into a better place. Safety.

"Sister, look at your clothes, you are not an ordinary person, are you?" A handsome boy with a flat head, wearing a slightly loose suit, came over, with a cigarette in his finger, sniffing it from time to time, obviously reluctant to light it up.

"What's the matter?" Bai Yesheng said, took out a pack of cigarettes, took out a lighter, and lit one.

Although he seldom smokes, now he suddenly has the urge to smoke.

Xiao Pingtou didn't expect Bai Yesheng to smoke suddenly, he was taken aback for a moment, and then enviously said: "Hey, I don't mean anything else, what do you think of me?" He also lifted up his suit and showed Bai Yesheng his waist.

Now Bai Yesheng understood what Xiaopingtou meant. He saw that he was dressed cleanly and had a good complexion. He was obviously the kind who lived well. Xiaopingtou had nothing but this body.

He probably thinks that Bai Yesheng is about [-] years old now, which is the age of a wolf and a tiger, so he must like a little fresh meat like him very much.

Bai Yesheng was silent for a while and said, "What do you want?"

"As long as you have a stutter, of course it's better to live in a safer place." Xiao Pingtou thought that Bai Yesheng had taken a fancy to him, and he couldn't hide his joy on his face, "I can do whatever I want, and I can unlock it in various positions. To tell you the truth, I used to practice dancing, and my body is softer than a woman, as long as you are willing..."

"Wait." Bai Yesheng interrupted Xiaopingtou's words, and said seriously, "I don't lack a bed partner like you, but I do need someone who moves bricks and farms. As long as you are strong and do a lot of work, you don't care about food and lodging. ?”

Xiaopingtou's expression changed, and he felt that he had been tricked.

"You look like a dog, you didn't expect to play me! Bad luck!" Xiaopingtou spat on the ground, turned around and was about to leave.

"Chirp!" Wutong exclaimed excitedly.

"Don't get excited, he's just flirting, it's nothing." Bai Yesheng held down his clothes to prevent Wutong from getting out, and happened to see Qianxi who was not far away, and hurriedly shouted, "Qianxi, Qianxi , this way!"

This person is still dressed meticulously, as if he is ready to attend a banquet at any time, and he is even more handsome so that people around him can't help but pay attention.

Among the crowd, Qianxi was tall and good-looking, she stood out from the crowd, when she heard Bai Yesheng's shout, she turned her head and saw it, he opened his mouth, didn't know what he said, and walked this way.

When Qianxi approached, Bai Yesheng saw that there was a well-dressed woman beside him, it was Bai Yefei, and his expression became a little ugly.

At this moment, Xiao Pingtou hadn't gone far, when he saw Bai Yesheng opened his mouth, he called Qian Xi and Bai Yefei over. Both of them were obviously not ordinary people, so he rolled his eyes and had other thoughts, so he hid beside him watch.

"Qianxi, do you know her?" Bai Yefei looked disgusted, and touched her smooth and beautiful face, she felt that she had an advantage at this time, young.

But she had to admit that even though she took care of her skin before going out, she was still not as good as the woman in her 30s.

"It's such a coincidence, why do you have time to come?" Qianxi smiled at Bai Yesheng, his thoughts were so delicate, he almost recognized Bai Yesheng when he saw him, but he didn't point it out at this time.

Bai Yesheng curled his lips, "It's not that they forced me to come. Hey, I said, go to my house to move bricks later, do you want to?"

He deliberately raised his voice to make himself seem a little bit sarcastic.

Xiaopingtou not far away saw it, and couldn't help but smile, thinking that Bai Yesheng was just trying to die, and it's been so old, and he still moves bricks.

"Okay." Qian Xi nodded with a smile, "I'm here whenever you are called, and I can do whatever you want."

"It's more or less the same!" Bai Yesheng was afraid of being misunderstood, so he explained in front of everyone, "I did prepare some bricks in my house, but I couldn't find anyone to do the construction. Now one person counts as one. This beauty is willing Don't want to? I'll take care of the meal then."

At first I thought that Bai Yesheng and Qian Xi were joking, but now it seems to be true, Bai Yefei frowned suddenly, as if swallowing a fly in her heart, she turned her head and said softly, "Qian Xi, let's go there Let's take a look. Today, the master accepts apprentices, and some official big figures will show up, we can't miss this opportunity."

"Don't worry." Qian Xi retorted lightly, and stayed where she was.

Bai Yesheng chuckled, "I knew Qianxi that you were obedient."

Xiaopingtou in the distance looked stunned. He thought that his personal conditions were very good. Today he came to the square not to learn from a teacher, but to find a rich woman to take care of him. As a result, even Qianxi with such good conditions had to move bricks. Then he seems to have lost even the chance to move bricks?

For a while, Xiaopingtou was a little skeptical about life, but he didn't want to give up Bai Yesheng, who looked very energetic at the moment, so he hid in the crowd, ready to look for opportunities.

"Chirp!" Indus raised her small wings and poked Bai Yesheng, and stopped being angry.

Bai Yesheng pretended to have no doubts, wiped his chest, touched the plane tree by the way, and said with a smile: "It's getting lively over there, why don't you go and have a look? There should be many people here today, right?"

"Well, most people in L City will come here. After all, it's an opportunity, and no one wants to miss it. Outsiders have also come back these few days. I guess our L City will be lively." Qian Xi smiled, "I arranged some There are people over there, don’t rush over there.”

The expression of Bai Yefei next to her was a little distorted.

Since the first time they met, she liked Qian Xi's appearance, and he was also capable. If the two of them could be together, they would surely break through the world in the future, but Qian Xi never smiled at her, and his face was paralyzed all the time. Fee thought he was just that.

Until today, when she met this woman in front of her, Bai Yefei knew that Qian Xi could also laugh, and she smiled so beautifully.

There was a mixed feeling in her heart that she couldn't tell whether it was jealousy or hatred. She looked at Bai Yesheng carefully, and found that it looked familiar. She should have seen it before, but she couldn't remember it.

"I have arranged a resting place over there, do you want to go there?" Qian Xi smiled.