When the double black penetrates the if line

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a breath and looked out the window.

The explosions outside the window continued, and the brilliant flames could almost break through the night sky, casting an ominous red light on the entire city and streets.

Judging from the heat wave that can be felt almost with the naked eye, such a large-scale explosion must not be far from their place, and a rough estimate must be in Yokohama City.

...So this is what Osamu Dazai, the leader of this world, did to destroy Yokohama?

Indifferent and crazy, he thoroughly understands human nature but does not take anyone's life in his heart, and does whatever it takes to achieve his goals.

Unexpectedly... It was somewhat similar to the Osamu Dazai I knew.

"Nakahara Chuya?" Perhaps seeing that there was no response from the room for a long time, Kunikida asked again, "Are you still awake?"

It was only then that Nakahara Chuya came back to his senses, and just as he was about to respond, he felt Osamu Dazai lying beside him leaning towards him through the quilt.

A slender and warm body leaned against him, and Nakahara could feel the bandages wrapped around Dazai Osamu's body from the arm exposed under the robe, layer upon layer, and itching on the skin meaning.

"Hush..." Osamu Dazai stretched out a finger and gently pressed it on Chuya Nakahara's lips, while whispering softly into his ear, "Don't make any noise."

What the hell is this guy Dazai doing?

Zhong Yuan Zhong also thought faintly in his heart, but his movements were very obedient, and he silently swallowed the words that had reached his lips.

"Good boy." There was a hint of a smile in Osamu Dazai's voice, and before Nakahara Nakaya had time to react, he turned over and put his knees on both sides of Nakahara Nakaya's waist, pressing on Nakahara Nakaya body.

When completing this series of fluent movements, he did not let go of his hand covering Zhongya Zhongye's mouth.

At the same time, Kunikida, who still didn't get a response, was sure that Nakahara Nakaya was not woken up by the explosion, so he silently apologized in his heart, and then stretched out his hand to press the switch of the light installed next to the door.

The originally dark room suddenly lit up, and the white light illuminated every corner, and also illuminated the two people on the bed.

Under a thin sheet, Nakahara was lying on the bed, and Osamu Dazai was pressing on him in an extremely oppressive posture.

A few strands of black hair hung down, intertwined with the orange hair, and fell on the pillow, looking charming and ambiguous.

One hand of Osamu Dazai was resting on the side of the pillow, while the other hand covered with bandages was covering Chuya Nakahara's mouth.The bandage wrapped around the fingertips was wrapped around the arm and climbed up the shoulder. Although the rest of the bandage was covered by the sheet, it was very clear from Kunikida's perspective that Osamu Dazai was not wearing any clothes.

Kunikida: "..."

May I ask what would happen if a person who was supposed to sleep in the next room ran onto the bed in this room, had no clothes on, and pressed on the owner of this room in a very imaginative posture?

Kunikida thought about it for a while, and almost couldn't help but lose the expression on his face, the originally serious and indifferent expression almost cracked.

"You... you..." Kunikida, who was still a pure and good-natured young man, stared at the two people on the bed, stammered several times, and his expression kept changing, but he couldn't figure out why.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Although he is one of the parties involved, not a bystander, not as embarrassed as Kunikida, but...

Osamu Dazai must have done it on purpose, right? !

Just when Kunikida was about to turn on the light, he rolled over on top of him, relying on his rare compromise to deliberately make such a posture.

"Bastard Dazai Osamu, get up from my body." Although his mouth was still covered, the threatening and murderous look in Nakahara Chuya's tone was not weak at all, and it was creepy.

"Oh? Doesn't Chuya like this posture?" But Osamu Dazai is not someone else. He has faced Chuya Nakahara's anger for countless times, and he didn't take Chuya Nakahara in his tone that was about to stab a knife in his heart at all. On, "Then... shall we change our position?"

"Get out!" Nakahara said gritted his teeth, and at the same time, pulled away the hand that was covering Osamu Dazai's mouth.

He turned his head to look at Kunikida who was still frozen by the door, restrained the angry and terrifying expression on his face, and cleared his throat: "Hey, don't believe—"

"I'm really sorry." For some reason, Kunikida, who was unable to say a word before, seemed to be opened a floodgate, and a series of words were spit out extremely quickly, "I shouldn't have walked in here without knocking." I shouldn’t have turned on the light without asking your wishes, I’m really sorry, I’m very sorry, I will never do this again!”

"No..." Intuitively, Kunikida might have imagined something not so good, and Nakahara Chuya hurriedly stood up, but once again had a face-to-face collision with Osamu Dazai's chest that was still pressing on him.

Kunikida's arm hanging by his side trembled visibly with the naked eye.

"Listen to me, you misunderstood, the two of us are not—"

However, before Nakahara Chuya finished speaking, Kunikida bowed deeply: "I'm the one who disturbed you two!"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for any other reaction from the stunned Zhong Yuanzhong, he conveniently turned around, lifted his foot, went out, and then closed the door of the room with a "bang".

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Is it too late for him to catch up and correct the brain damage in Kunikida's mind?

...It is estimated that it is too late.

"..." Probably couldn't bear it anymore, Nakahara took a deep breath, and then lifted Dazai Osamu who was pressing on him, "Get out!"

Osamu Dazai was violently thrown to the other corner of the bed by Nakahara Chuya, and he could not help but let out a painful moan: "Chuya, you are too ruthless—"

"Heh." Nakahara Nakaya got off the bed, stepped on the floor, folded his arms and looked down at Dazai Osamu coldly, "You pretend to be me."

"Really, it was Chuya himself who proposed to let me sleep here before, and asked if I wanted to sleep inside or outside." Osamu Dazai pouted accusingly, "Now when others come, they will put me in bed." Get rid of it, Zhongya is really a big scumbag!"

"Why did I turn you off, don't you know?" Nakahara also felt that getting along with Dazai Osamu was too much a challenge to his patience. In the original world, Dazai Osamu was fine when he was in the Armed Detective Agency, anyway. The two don't usually see each other.

Now it's just been with Osamu Dazai for one night, and Nakahara Chu couldn't count how many times he had the urge to throw Osamu Dazai out of the window.

"You did it on purpose." Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai coldly, took a deep breath, and said lightly, "Why?"

"Of course it's because it's fun!" Dazai Osamu showed a smile, and then the smile faded a little bit, showing a little seriousness, "Maybe... there is something else."

He raised his eyes, just maintained the posture of lying on the bed, and stared at Zhong Yuanzhong for a moment.

Zhongyuan Zhongye's icy blue eyes showed a cold light again, and there was an undercurrent like a storm stirring inside.That's anger.

Sure enough, he was still the same as before, too irritable to withstand any teasing.Osamu Dazai knew without even thinking about it, Chuya must be thinking about how to push himself into the wall without attracting other people's attention.

As violent as ever, as dull as ever.

Zhong also probably hasn't seriously figured out the meaning of his last sentence until now.

"Is there anything else?" Sure enough, Zhong Yuanzhong sneered mercilessly, "Isn't it just your bad taste?"

He looked at Osamu Dazai, looked at the standard smile on his face, and thought disdainfully in his heart——

if not?It's not the first day I know Osamu Dazai, such ambiguous words from Osamu Dazai, if you are serious, you lose.

"Don't lie dead on the bed for me." Nakahara Nakaya grabbed the windbreaker that was placed on the closet next to him, and threw it to Dazai Osamu, "Something happened."

"Of course I know something is wrong." Dazai Osamu lazily took his clothes and replied without raising his head, "Isn't it just me in this world who wants to blow up Yokohama? It doesn't matter, since everyone in the Armed Detective Agency The fact that we haven't knocked on our door and told us to get out quickly means that things are not that urgent."

"...You are clear." Nakahara Chuya changed the bathrobe on his body and put on formal clothes at the same time.Although he knew that what Osamu Dazai said was very reasonable, he couldn't help but snorted coldly.

"Of course I know." Osamu Dazai had just escaped the fate of being beaten, and now he started jumping up and down to challenge Chuya Nakahara's limit of patience, "After all, I don't A slimy slug like a certain dwarf, with a stupid hat as its body and a brain as small as a walnut."

While speaking, he also drew a very small distance with his hands.

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath, and felt that the forehead of his brain, which had just calmed down, began to jump up and down again, quite a feeling of beating on a rhythm.

"... I really appreciate your evaluation." He squeezed out a few words between his teeth.

"You're welcome, you're welcome." Osamu Dazai seemed to want to say something more, but before he could open his mouth, there was an intensive and loud knock on the door of the closed room.

The person outside the door also seemed very irritable. He knocked violently on the door three times before stopping, and switched to shouting: "I said you two—are you planning to stay there for the rest of your life?"

She and Yosano Akiko crossed their arms, holding a chainsaw in one hand, and said again unceremoniously: "It's been so much time, isn't it enough for the two of you to clean it up?! Or should you two clean it up?" Are you doing it again?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

The reputation was killed.