During the conversation, two bottles of wine had already been drunk, and everyone started to get drunk, and their words became even more unscrupulous.

Xu Jingqian drank more than all of them, and was even more drunk.

He began to babble: "Brothers, you don't know, it's really hard to get married now, I've been with my girlfriend for almost ten years, ten years, we are closer than our family now, than our family. Brothers are stronger. Really brothers, I feel that she has lived in my soul. I am too dependent on her, I really can't live without her."

'Cough cough cough' Xu Jingqian was choked, coughed a few times and continued: "As long as we have such a good relationship, we almost broke up after getting married, can you think of it?"

"Why is this? It shouldn't be? You have such a good relationship, what hurdles can't you overcome?" Song Youke is concerned about Xu Jingqian's affairs, and these experiences are his lessons learned from the past.

"You guys haven't gotten to the point where you're talking about marriage, so you can't even imagine how horrible it would be. The two families almost got into a fight just because of the gift money. Her parents said that their dowry gift was at least [-] yuan, and the man's family had to buy the wedding with all the money." The house, the wedding house must be in a first-tier city, no matter how bad it is, it must be a provincial capital city. Brothers, based on what you know about me, can I afford a house in a first-tier city with my monthly wages?" Xu Jingqian said The more he said, the palms of his hands clapped the backs of his hands, and there was a crackling sound, thinking that everyone could give him an explanation.

At this moment, however, Zhou Shi asked in embarrassment: "Aren't you still working as a dance teacher? You really can't afford a house."

"What's wrong with the dance teacher? She's a bit shorter than you. Without a dance teacher, where would you go to learn dance?" Xu Jingqian was drunk, and asked him with his finger pointing at Zhou Shi's head. Rubbing past his ear, he poked Song You in the eye.

On the spot, Song You let out a cry of pain, and cursed: "Zhou Shi, you son of a bitch, why are you poking my eyes?"

Lu Xiaolu hurriedly explained beside him: "It wasn't Zhou Shi who poked you, it was Song You who poked you."

Song You: "Oh, is that right? Song You, you son of a bitch... No, I am Song You! Damn it, who the hell poked me just now, stand up for me!"

"Dao!" Xu Jingqian stood up abruptly, tripped on the chain under his feet, and fell on the bodies of the other three.

The wine bottles on the table were only five empty, but the four of them were already so drunk that they passed out.

Zhou Shi pushed Xu Jingqian away, picked up a bottle of wine and poured it into the glass.After pouring, I found that there was no cup underneath, and the wine was all poured on the table, and the wine was flowing down the table legs, and it was all dripping on Lu Xiaolu's pants.

Lu Xiaolu's trousers were wet, and they were tightly attached to his legs. His calves looked long and straight, which was very eye-catching.

Zhou Shi stroked Lu Xiaolu's calf, and said melancholy: "Little Lu, you look really good-looking. If I grow up to look like you, let alone just one Xinnuo, even if I have ten Xinnuo, I can all Take it!"

"Who is Xinnuo? Could it be the mentor you wanted to fuck back then? Hahaha, back then when you made a voice call saying you wanted to fuck someone, he happened to overhear you. I still can't forget that scene. It's better than you falling into the garbage The box is even more memorable." Xu Jingqian laughed hahaha, Song You and Lu Xiaolu also heard about it, and the three of them laughed non-stop, as if they had clicked on the laughing point.

Zhou Shi's face turned red with anger, and he pinched Xu Jingqian, but it was Song You who screamed.

"I haven't settled with you yet, how dare you laugh at me? It's not all because of you."

"Hahahaha..." No one cared about Zhou Shi's face, and laughed more and more presumptuously.

Zhou Shi had no choice but to pick up a bottle of wine and take a deep gulp.He said in a hateful voice: "I found out that you are my disaster star. I have been unlucky for eight lifetimes when I met you guys. I can deal with any mess. Fortunately, you still have a conscience and know how to make up for me. I am not at a disadvantage." , hehehe."

As he talked, he laughed too.

Song You is the only one among the four who will not be attacked by everyone.

Everyone knows about him, and no one dares to make fun of him easily.

Everyone looks heartless, but in fact they have a sense of proportion in their hearts, and no one will really make fun of other people's pain points.

Xu Jingqian was still pouring wine for them, and asked while pouring: "Will someone pick you up later? I have a wife to pick them up, how about you?"

This is red|naked showing off.

The other three were silent, and none of them answered.

Compared with Xu Jingqian, none of them have a stable partner, especially Zhou Shi and Song You, who don't even have an affair.

"How about this, let's all take out our phones now, let's play a game. Whoever loses will choose a contact to confess in front of everyone, okay?" Zhou Shi stood up danglingly and suggested Dao, others can't stand still, but their mouths are very sharp, and they don't even stutter when they speak. It's no wonder that he is the host of a well-known show, and his business ability is strong.

"Okay!" Xu Jingqian was the first to stand up with his hands up.

Song You said sourly: "You already have a wife, who else do you want to confess to?"

Xu Jingqian: "That's a lot, I can confess my love to my mother, and I can also confess my love to my father...".

"Let's get started, Xu Jingqian, go away, you are not qualified to participate in this game." Zhou Shi pushed Xu Jingqian away, and only reached out to Lu Xiaolu and Song You.

Lu Xiaolu took out his mobile phone, but confessed without any confidence: "It's useless, no matter what I say to my family, he doesn't believe it, confession is nothing, and it's useless to sleep with him."

Zhou Shi: "It must be because your sleeping posture is wrong, Song You, don't you think so?"

Song You: "Ah? Are you asking me?"

The communication became more and more difficult, and it was like this, but they didn't stop the game.

Zhou Shi was holding a wine bottle and circling on the table, and whoever the bottle was facing would make a phone call to confess his love.

In the first round, Lu Xiaolu was unlucky. He picked up his mobile phone in a daze and called Han Zhen.

After the call was connected, Lu Xiaolu began to babble: "Han Zhen, Xiao Zhenzhen~ are you asleep yet? I am Lu Xiaolu, the super idol Lu Xiaolu! I am officially notifying you now, I love you! Please You answer me immediately, do you love me or not? Do you want to be with me forever?! Please answer in time, please answer in time!"

At this time, a sentence came from the phone: "I am your father."

"What? I'm your father! Han Zhen, why are you like this? You're a good old man, do you want to be my father?" Lu Xiaolu is so anxious, why is this person not on the road?

'Duddudu' the phone was hung up, and Lu Xiaolu threw the phone away angrily: "Han Zhen, wait for me."

Song You stared at Lu Xiaolu's cell phone with drunken eyes, slowly turned his head, and said with his tongue out, "Xiao Li (Lu), it seems that your father was really four just now."

"Hey, it's, it's your time." Without turning the bottle at all, Xu Jingqian shook Song You's arm and asked him to make a call.

Song You hesitated for a long time before carefully turning on the phone and dialing Cheng Cheng's number.

Orange Orange: "Hello?"

Song You: "I tell you, little fat, fat secretary, as long as you can lose five catties, I will agree, promise to be your boyfriend."

Chengcheng replied inexplicably: "Are you drunk? What are you thinking? I don't want to lose a catty."

Song You: "Then lose two or two catties? One or one catty? Well, one price! Three taels! No, no less, as long as you can lose three taels of meat, I will be you, your man Friend! I know you will definitely not be able to lose weight or come down."

Chengcheng: "Who do you look down on? I won't eat tonight, and I promise to lose weight tomorrow."

Song You: "Okay, okay~ Then from tomorrow on, I will be you, your boyfriend."

Cheng Cheng didn't react, Song You hung up the phone.

At this time, everyone turned their attention to Zhou Shi. Zhou Shi picked up his mobile phone from the table, and his hands kept trembling.

He solved the password three times and failed to get it right.Seeing that the phone was about to be locked, Xu Jingqian quickly pressed his thumb to the fingerprint unlocking area, and the phone was unlocked.

"You're really not helpful," Zhou Shi cast a sidelong glance at Xu Jingqian, not thanking him at all.

Unable to bear the pressure, Zhou Shi chose a number and dialed it.

While waiting for the call to be connected, Zhou Shi clasped his palms together and muttered: "Don't answer, don't answer, don't answer."

He doesn't usually pray to Buddha, but now it doesn't work. The phone was connected.

"Hello?" It was Xin Nuo's voice.

Zhou Shi froze, as if his mouth was blocked by something, and refused to say a word.

"Hello? Zhou Shi? Is that you?" Xin Nuo asked again.

Zhou Shi still didn't dare to speak, she stretched out her fingers tremblingly, trying to hang up the phone.

Lu Xiaolu patted his hand away, stretched his head over, and said to the person on the receiver: "Xinuo, hello, I'm Lu Xiaolu. We're in a certain bar now, Zhou Shita, he's drunk, Can you come get him?"

After Lu Xiaolu is drunk, her voice is sweet and greasy, gentle and soft, just like a child, with an upturned ending, especially as if she is trying to be cute on purpose.

I don't know if his voice is so nice, or Xin Nuo made up his mind after hearing Zhou Shi's name.He immediately agreed to come and pick up Zhou Shi.

After hanging up the phone, Zhou Shi looked at Lu Xiaolu jealously, and said, "It's still you, you are amazing, he really listens to you."

Lu Xiaolu denied, "He didn't, he didn't listen to me, he came to pick you up."

The two were arguing with their tongues open, you came and I exchanged more than ten sentences, but they didn't understand.

At this time, the door of the box was pushed open, and Han Zhen was the first person to appear. After he found their box, the moment he opened the door, he was so angry that blood rushed to his forehead.

These people rolled into a ball on the sofa, you hugging me, I hugging you, with iron chains wrapped around their legs, if they weren't all wearing clothes, this scene would be unbearable.

Han Zhen took Lu Xiaolu out from among them and untied him for a long time, but he still couldn't untie the iron chain on his leg.In a fit of anger, he hit 119.

After several firefighters arrived, they used iron tongs to cut off the chains on their feet and taught a few drunks a lesson before leaving the scene.

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