fish pond master

It was another sunny day, but the air pressure seemed a little low today. Shi Yu opened the French window of the bedroom with his toothbrush in his mouth, and a bit of fishy sea breeze blew into the room, sweeping away the coolness in the room.

As soon as the heat wave came in from outside, the system cat woke up instantly, cursing and saying: [Are you sick? !Do you not sleep and let others sleep? 】

The wind is a bit noisy today.

The waves beat on the base of the fishing raft, and occasionally splashed a few splashes, which made the floor of the small sea-facing corridor under the eaves covered with water.

Shi Yu reached out and took down the toothbrush, looked at the clouds that seemed to be hanging down in the distance, and asked: [Is there a typhoon coming? 】

[Isn’t it normal to have a typhoon in this season...] The system cat lazily walked over and took a look, then felt that he couldn’t see anything, decisively mobilized the weather system, and then exclaimed: [Woohoo—it’s a Big typhoon!And it should last for a long time, it is coming in our direction now. 】

[I should receive a reminder for such a big typhoon...] Shi Yu murmured, and casually took out the phone to take a look—oh, it's not that the official didn't remind, it's because he didn't see it.

This time it was quite powerful. The typhoon was still far away from the national border, so it was already an orange warning.

The system cat tilted its head, and said: [I speculate that the result is that it should turn into a red warning when it comes to your side, and the wind is at level 16 and upwards. Do you think you should go back to the shore to avoid it? 】

Shi Yu yawned, turned around and hugged the system cat, and squeezed the fat flesh on the system cat's back: [...Forget it, it's nothing, it's so troublesome to run around. 】

[Didn't you say that you need a full set of acting? 】The system cat slapped Shiyu's Lushan claws away, bared its teeth, and Shiyu pinched its flesh again to bite him.

【What do you say? 】Shiyu carried the system cat on his shoulders, took it to the bathroom to wash, twisted the towel and said: 【What would happen if a normal house was under this wind force?Can the fishing raft float?As long as it is not near the eye of the typhoon, it should be fine. 】

The system cat rolled his eyes: [Then you should work hard to get to level five first, okay? 】

It seems that there is no hope for this road, Shi Yu scratched his head and had no choice but to admit it.

Originally thought that living on the sea would be a paradise away from the hustle and bustle, self-sufficient, and very happy, but in fact, he had to run to the shore every day, and a group of brothers (specifically Shi Jie) came to care for him at every turn Whether you are having a good time at sea, it is more lively than when you are on the shore.

He bluffed Shijie and Shiwang before saying that he planned to open a fisherman's hotel, but he wasn't all bragging, he really thought about it, but now that he thinks about it, let's forget it... He doesn't lack the money, and he doesn't want a family. It's too lively, why bother with it.

Shi Yu settled himself, made a casual seafood noodle and finished eating the system cat, set up the auxiliary system, and planned to go ashore to take refuge after feeding the uncle, when he was pushing the fish towards the uncle, the phone rang.

He looked down, and it really was Shi Jie.

"Xiao Yu, the typhoon is coming soon, hurry up and go ashore." Shi Jie looked a little tired, this point should be when he returned home to catch up on sleep, he still remembered to call Shi Yu to let him take refuge, let him Shi Yu felt quite heartwarming: "Understood, I'll be back in a while."

"That's good." Shi Jie nodded: "I'm afraid you're too lazy to move. I'm not joking this time. The typhoon will reach your end tomorrow night at the latest. If you can't keep your house, you can't keep it. Put valuable things away." Take it away, don't let it all go to waste."

"And those fish you raised, can you bring them back? If you can't, I'll sail to pick you up."

Shi Jie's implication is that this time Shiyu's fishing rafts probably cannot be kept. Once the eye of the typhoon reaches near Shiyu's house, a typhoon of magnitude [-] is enough to sweep the entire fishing raft into the sky, even if Shiyu's family can survive Don't worry, the huge wind and waves will be enough to destroy the fishing rafts, let alone those fish.At that time, the fishing net will be broken by the waves, and the fish will naturally escape.

"Oh no, it's not very good here in my house. Many fish have skin diseases, and they are crooked. If they die, they will die. I don't feel sorry for them—it wasn't very big at first, they were still fry, and they couldn't be sold at any price. Shi Yu thought for a while, and made a half-truth and half-fake excuse to fool the past.

"Huh?" Shi Jie seemed a little surprised: "Have you been working on this fishing raft for two or three months? Didn't one batch grow?"

"Unlucky, two days ago there was a net of fish that was intended to be dragged to the shore to sell, but the net was broken at some point, and it was gone when I found out - the hole was bitten out, probably Which orca was bitten by the greedy eyes?"

"Are they still at your house?" Shi Jie teased, "It's a loss that you have the money to pay for it, otherwise it's really a loss to grandma's house."

"Maybe it's too comfortable, I don't want to leave..." Shi Yu also sighed, thinking in his heart that the killer whale is so cute that it's nothing to blame: "If this continues, I will apply for a subsidy from the Fisheries Bureau. What am I doing here? Are the rafts here to raise killer whales? If they refuse to give it, I’ll just sit with a sign in front of the Fisheries Bureau.”

Shi Jie chuckled twice, chatted with Shi Yu for a while, and suddenly asked seriously: "Did San Gouzi come to your house before and take a video?"

"Yeah, what's the problem?" Shi Yu asked back.

"I think his video's playback volume is quite high. You should drive away the killer whale as soon as possible. With such a high playback volume, it's hard to guarantee that someone will have bad intentions. That's not good." Shi Jie explained: " It’s not a problem for you to keep raising it all the time, and you can’t keep it for a lifetime, and you are used to eating meat that falls from the sky, so how can you remember to hunt by yourself?”

Shi Yu was taken aback, he knew that the killer whales would not be able to leave for the time being - the uncle was still stuck at his house, he reckoned that if the uncle did not leave, the killer whales probably would not leave either.On the other hand, he didn't expect what happened at Shiwang's end. Shi Wang's explanation was quite reasonable. If there are more people watching the video, it's hard to guarantee that he won't have evil intentions.

After all, his place does not have its own hidden enchantment. He has also watched Shiwang's video, and basically has no protection for his own coordinates. As long as someone who is interested goes to Shijia Village to inquire about it, he can get it. Shi Yu's approximate coordinates, and then look for it, and you will be able to find it.

Although the naval base is not far from his home, judging from the performance of the other party last time, there must have been poachers who came to the vicinity and were caught by them. , It's dark under the lights!

Even if it's not poaching, it's very possible for someone like an Internet celebrity to use unscrupulous means for traffic playback.

Shi Yu knows very well about the inferiority of human beings—not to mention anything else, let’s just say that Tu Chao once held a program similar to Good Voice, in which a grassroots farmer became a hit, but waiting for him It was not all smooth sailing. According to him, after returning to the village, everyone knew that he was rich, and he came to borrow money again and again—it was impossible to repay it.

He himself is also kind-hearted, willing to lend a helping hand to relatives and neighbors who have difficulties, but he is unwilling to borrow money after suffering losses that cannot be counted on two fingers, but the people in the village say He forgot his origin.

Later, it became more and more serious, because this grassroots person was very popular, causing many villagers to take pictures of his private life and upload them to the Internet to cash in. Whether he was sleeping, taking a shower, or going to the toilet, people would come to take pictures, and even dispatched drones. Peep his every move.

He also thought about moving away, but the villagers said that if he dared to move away, his family's ancestral grave would be dug.In the end, this grassroots farmer who likes to sing can only live a life of grass and trees every day, always paying attention to whether there are any bugs or invisible cameras installed in his house, and occasionally going to the woods where there are no people to sing a few lines to enjoy himself and then it is over.

He has built roads in the village and delivered food to the elderly who have no money to eat. In the end, the villagers said that if they want everyone to praise him, they must build a house for each family, buy a car, and give the family tens of thousands of dollars. It's over.

Shi Yu shook his head secretly, Shijia Village has always been rich and could not do such shameless things, but outsiders would not know, if it really happened like that in the end, someone would come to film every move of the killer whale, and they would not leave , is disgusting him, what can he do?

It's not easy to ask killer whales to drag people into the water to kill them, right?

He thought about it, and decided to discuss it with his uncle to see if he could let the killer whales leave. If not, at least he knew how to avoid people—it was his fault, and it might be his image in the mind of the killer whales. Very good?In short, when outsiders come to his house, they are very happy to see them, and they all want to go up and play around them.

Shi Yu pushed the trolley to the pavilion, the uncle woke up early today, a fish was sitting under the eaves facing the sea, its tail patted the water surface, and a killer whale opened its mouth under the water and gently bit the uncle The tail, which is as thin as a cicada’s wings, the uncle lifts it up every time he wants to bite—oh, it’s just playing with the killer whale!

Shi Yu went up to say hello to the uncle, the uncle turned his head to look at him, then turned back to tease the killer whale.Shi Yu didn't mind the old man's indifference, so he took a comb from the side and recombed the old man's hair, took out a newly bought wooden hairpin carved with lotus flowers, and tied his hair in a bun. The sideburns on both sides were cleaned, Anyway, it looks very neat and convenient.

Shi Yu looked at the mermaid's profile with satisfaction due to the lack of hair covering it, and thought to himself that when the matter on the system side is over, maybe he can go to the barber shop to apply for Teacher Tony? ...Oh, no, no, when the main system of the fish pond is completed, he will be a wealthy idler with money and a house!Hey, what kind of teacher Tony is this!

The uncle moved his head, reached out and touched the back of his head, and then pulled out the hairpin, and the silver threads on his head fell like a river of stars.It raised one hand, and gestured reservedly for Shi Yu to take the hairpin away.

Grandpa don't like this?Shi Yu was a little dazed, and habitually inserted his hands into the mermaid's hair and touched its scalp, feeling that the scalp seemed to be slightly hot, and instantly realized that it seemed that the coil was too tight, and it was strangling the uncle!

Hi, what a fine mermaid.

Shi Yu took the hairpin from the old man's hand, and tied it loosely again. Fortunately, the old man's hair was long and thick, so the bun was held and did not fall off.

Shi Yu sat down beside the mermaid, and before he put his hand up, the mermaid held Shi Yu's hand consciously, and the hand that was longer than ordinary people wrapped Shi Yu's hand, and let it go again.It bowed its head slightly, obviously waiting for Shiyu to feed.

It would be great if the uncle's lethality wasn't that great.

Why can't the uncle be gentle, sensible and a little silly like the little mermaid in the fairy tale?If that's the case, he certainly doesn't mind raising the uncle for the rest of his life, never slacking off in fishing and feeding every day, and never giving Sprite to Coke.

Isn't it delicious to raise such a mermaid?It smells good, okay? !

Will raising sticks kill your mermaid fragrance at any time?That's still fragrant!

Those are really two very different experiences.

The world is impermanent, and people are hard to break.

Shi Yu was still thinking wildly, suddenly his wrist tightened, and a little coldness stuck to his palm.After the mermaid finished drinking, it raised its head and looked at Shi Yu reproachfully, asking him why he didn't make an offering.

Shi Yu hurriedly urged him to use the non-existent Nongfu Spring to feed the uncle. Looking at the way the mermaid lowered his head to sip, he thought that after the uncle used it for a while, he could actually increase the production of Nongfu Spring—— However, it is still useless.

Uncle loves to drink Nongfu Spring so much, of course, Shi Yu is not without curiosity, even if the system cat did not detect anything, Shi Yu persisted in forcing out a little water before going to bed to drink it himself, and ended up drinking half of it. Maybe, anyway, he thinks that the water is really useless except for brushing his teeth and washing his face-maybe not enough for washing his face.

But the uncle can't just love to drink the water in his palm, can he?Didn't he try it before, the uncle was not a bird at all when he brought mineral water, and he even disliked it very much.

The system cat scoffed at his function, saying that this is ordinary water. According to the principle, it condenses the water molecules in the air to become water. No matter how much you drink, you won't be able to soar.For this reason, the system cat secretly opened the back door to chat with the infinite system, and confirmed that the water is ordinary water—but Shi Yu still felt that there must be some use, anyway, he drank a sip every day, and it didn't hinder anything. .

Self-produced and sold, is so happy.

Uncle finished drinking Nongfu Spring, and Shi Yu resigned to his fate to become a fish killer. The fish that was killed now is still eaten by Uncle—mainly because Uncle’s slow eating method made his teeth sour when he looked at it, so Just get started.The uncle was eating at the side, and he was killing at the side. He was responsible for picking out the freshest and tender parts of the fish, cutting them into slices and putting them on the plate for the uncle to eat.

Seeing that the uncle was eating deliciously, Shi Yu made a guess and said, "Hello, I want to discuss something with you..."

The mermaid didn't respond, and continued to eat.

Shi Yu didn't take it seriously, and continued: "You also know that there are many bad people in human beings..."

The mermaid raised her head and glanced at Shi Yu, with a feeling of 'so you know'. Of course, this was all Shi Yu's imagination, but the mermaid was still expressionless.Shi Yu was embarrassed by it for some reason, but he still had to bite the bullet and continued: "The killer whale is too close to humans, which is not good. Although the killer whale is a protected animal here and cannot be killed, but It's hard to guarantee that some people will hunt killer whales for money..."

He paused when he said this, for fear that the uncle would not understand, he explained: "Money is a thing. In the human world, you can buy almost anything with money. If you bring the killer whale back, you can sell it for a lot of money."

[I see. ] The mermaid said suddenly.

Its voice is very soft, and its tone is very soothing, but it does not prevent Shi Yu from being controlled in an instant, but maybe the mermaid has deliberately controlled it, his thoughts are still there, and he finds strangely that he actually understands the meaning of the mermaid .

So Shi Yu heard him say all the words in one go: "You understand, it really saves me trouble, if you don't understand, I still think about what to say, it means that you may be killed, Anyway, life or death in the sea is a natural rule that I don’t care about, anyway, that’s what I mean by not being able to kill here.”

[you mean? ]

"My meaning is very simple, you can't even hear it, you are so stupid! But you are a mermaid and not a human, and you can't expect you to understand the twists and turns of human beings. I mean, let the killer whales not see you. People go up to play with him. I’m not talking nonsense. Although killer whales are big, humans know how to use tools. Once anesthetized by a shot, it will pass out. How about it? You can still jump out at that time Did you kill someone?"

"I'm really afraid that one day you will really jump out and be taken back to the scientific research institute. The scientific research institute is luckier. At least the state agency will not kill you, a rare protected animal. In case you are anesthetized Selling you to some kind of underground black market to make you perform, or selling you to some big boss as a sex slave, that would not be too miserable."

Shi Yu: ...I'm gone.

What am I talking about? !I shut up!Why do you have to say all the random thoughts in your head? !Although this is possible, I didn't point the nose at others and say that people who are stupid and innocent will be arrested as sex slaves sooner or later!

Then Shiyu heard his mouth shouting: "Why should I tell you this kind of thing? Isn't your ability too bad, sir? It's terrible if I say whatever I think. If you listen I'm so angry that I have to die again, can you really find someone who is so fierce and stupid? Oh, forget it, anyway, this life is gone, we will see you later-I will definitely not ask you this question later. "

He also added: "Life is not easy, Maomao sighs."

He glanced at the mermaid, and he probably understood what he was thinking. Under the control of the mermaid, his mouth would say what he said, which was equivalent to the kind where the winding intestines were instantly transformed into straight intestines, and the words could not speak.

That's not the point. If he doesn't have the system, it's okay to speak straight, but the few words just now revealed too much information. I hope the mermaid thinks he's talking nonsense and just ignores it.

So he could only try his best to empty his brain, but it is actually very difficult for a person to intentionally empty his brain, and then, he heard some nonsense words from his mouth.

"You are so pretty."

"There are such beautiful creatures in this world, I can't accept it."

"Although you are picky and difficult to serve, I don't care about you because you are so beautiful."

"I've always wanted to ask you a question. Are you really not going to get bedsores when you've been lying still? Is your tail okay? Will your muscles degenerate? What are you doing when you're so still? One day You sleep at least 24 hours in 21 hours, can you really sleep?"

"I think your injury has healed long ago. Why do you always stay at my house?"

Shi Yu: Well, I am socially dead.

If he could move, his toes would be able to dig out a Qinhuang Mausoleum on the ground.

The mermaid was silent for a long time, Shi Yu always felt that his head would fall to the ground in the next second, but unexpectedly a smile appeared on the lips of the mermaid, and it whispered: [What else do you want to say?Like... Amnesia? ]

Shi Yu was vigilant, the mermaid was testing his key words, but once the key words were triggered, he couldn't control his mouth at all, and said everything in one go.

"I want to say too much, such as what did you do the day before yesterday? Why don't I remember that you combed your hair? Isn't this too obvious? Even if I did something you want me to forget, Then at least loosen your hair!"

"I'm the kind of...salt and pepper shrimp, garlic vermicelli, scallops, pan-fried scallops, milk, kuoluo mango..." Shi Yu felt that he really couldn't let himself say this anymore, and he forcibly thought of a list of dishes he planned to make before. Successfully turned the words in his mouth into the name of the dish. The mermaid listened carefully, but when he heard such a string, he laughed lightly.

[You are an interesting human being. ] The mermaid said softly.

Shi Yu: "...Okay, can you hurry up if you always want to kill and cut!"

Death doesn't grind people, what grinds people is when you know you will die but don't know when the beheading knife will fall!

[I killed you. ] The mermaid said in a positive tone: [You used that thing and resurrected. ]

[Very powerful. ] It boasted, this is the first time Shi Yu heard a tone similar to praise in its mouth, the mermaid raised his hand, and tapped Shi Yu's forehead, Shi Yu thought that his life was over, But it touched his eyeball.

A little sore, a little hurt, Shi Yu's body instinctively burst into tears, and fell down the eye sockets.

The mermaid said in a low voice: [My injury is healed, and I won't leave yet.I know what you mean...]

[Forget it. ]

Shi Yu's eyes became blank, the mermaid withdrew her fingertips, and continued to tease the killer whale as if this conversation had never happened before. It brought Shi Yu's memory back to before it had a conversation with Shi Yu. This time, There should be no trace left.

For the time being, there is no need for this human being.

Shi Yu woke up the moment the mermaid put down his hands, he remembered that the uncle seemed to have finished his meal, and he was going to wash his face and hands for the uncle, but for some reason he lost his mind.He hurried over to get a towel and a basin to wash the uncle's hands.

Seeing that the timing was about right, he said, "I have something to ask for your help."

Shi Yu talked about letting the killer whale avoid some people, and saw the mermaid nodded slightly. He knew that the mermaid agreed, so he tidied up the pavilion boldly, hummed a little tune that was out of tune, and left.

As soon as he entered the house, the system cat ran over and slammed on the brakes and stopped in front of him: [Your mother!Shiyu mermaid just gave you amnesia! 】

[It missed me this time!That big idiot! 】