fish pond master

When Yu Xin came the next day, he subconsciously picked up two buckets of fish feed and walked out. It was probably because he was too noisy at night that he didn't sleep well at all. Today he woke up obviously groggy, and even accompanied by a little headache. It made him less conscious.

As soon as he walked in the hallway of the house, a killer whale came to complain to him, whining: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Shi Yu was taken aback, and said softly, "What's wrong? It's so early in the morning, where is it uncomfortable? Or is it hurt again?"

"woo woo woo woo--!"

[That group of shameless bastards ate all the fish you raised as humans!All eaten! ! !None left! ! ! ]

[Isn't that for us? !Why do you feed them humans? ! ]

The killer whale whimpered so loudly that Shi Yu couldn't figure out what it was trying to express, so he had to turn around and go to the kitchen to see if the octopus that could translate was ready. When he lifted the lid of the bucket, suddenly A flash of inspiration flashed in his heart, and he turned his head quickly to look, only to see half of the tail of the beluga protruding from the large iron pot beside it, which looked like a dog that had died and burned paper.

Shi Yu suddenly panicked, and he didn't care about the octopus anymore. He lifted the lid of the iron pot, and the oyster inside moved a bit. Shi Yu couldn't help sighing: "It's not dead yet..."

Hulu: ...Although I can't understand what humans are saying, my intuition tells me that this is not a good thing!

Shi Yu carried the octopus bag in one hand and the beluga pot in the other, and took the beluga to the bathroom of the guest bedroom. He fished two buckets of seawater from the window to fill the bathtub, and put the beluga in the bathroom. He went in and connected the oxygen machine to the power supply.

Shi Yu looked at his belly and saw that he was full of frustration, he poked the octopus and said, "Tell Oluga that you will live here temporarily, and you will be wronged for a few days."

The octopus feebly raised its tentacles and made an 'ok' gesture abruptly. After saying something to the octopus, the octopus turned over in a clatter, opening and closing its mouth, as if talking to the octopus. The claw fish had the same conversation, and then the octopus gestured an 'ok' to Shi Yu with its tentacles, indicating that the communication was over.

Only then did Shi Yu feel relieved, and said to Octopus: "You can help me communicate for a while. You should know that there is a group of sea lions outside, right? I will reward you for a good job."

Shi Yu took out his mobile phone and opened Taobao, and showed it a dozen kinds of glass bottles with different designs and colors but big enough and beautiful: "Have you seen it? .”

The two big eyeballs of the octopus kept moving up and down following the content on Shi Yu's screen. When he heard Shi Yu's words, he erected his eight tentacles with great energy, and each tentacle was bigger than his own. The same gesture: OKOKOK——! ! !

Shi Yu smiled slightly, animals are easy to deceive, isn't this a trick?

I heard that octopuses like to drink milk. I don’t know if it’s true. Anyway, I have it at home, so I’ll know when I try it later.What?Put the octopus back to its lair?

—— With such a good translator, he just let it go?Not rich!

Shi Yu wanted to go out with the octopus to communicate with the group of sea lions, but suddenly turned to the yard halfway, and found out the semi-sealed rubber coat he used for fishing. This stuff is waterproof. Yes, the point is that it has a certain protective function. Although he is not sure how protective the sea lion's teeth are, he still needs to wear it even if he wants to comfort him in his heart!

The system cat lay on the roof with a noble and cold face, watching Shi Yu gesticulating the rubber suit, and said with a tusk: [Friendly reminder, wearing this will not only prevent sea lions from biting you, but also hinder your flexibility. 】

When Shi Yu thought about it, he was speechless and had no choice but to give up the gel coat. He looked up at the system cat and asked, "Then I'm going out like this?" 】

【if not? 】The system cat asked back.

Shi Yu pouted with aggrieved face: [You don't love me anymore, Xie. 】

The system cat smacked its mouth, stared at Shi Yu viciously, and then quickly said: [Limited-time props [special harpoon trial version] available, priced at 99 tokens, used for 10 minutes, after 10 minutes Automatically destroyed, love to buy or not! 】

【Why? 】Shi Yu blinked his eyes, smiled and blew a kiss to the system cat, bought the props without any hesitation, and when he got it, it was a harpoon that looked very sharp, and the fork head looked like good steel. Still glowing with a pleasant light blue shimmer, the total length is about 1.5 meters, and the end of the harpoon is tied with a coil of rope, which seems to be used to pull the harpoon back.

The description of the props is as follows -

[Specially accurate harpoon trial version: As the name suggests, it is a precise harpoon that is plugged in, with its own retrieval system. line of sight) and yelled 'I'm invincible! After throwing it, no matter how bad the user's aim is, he can hit the target exactly. After the harpoon hits the target, the user only needs to pull the rope in his hand, and the harpoon will automatically fly back to his hand.

However, due to the designer's strong request, the harpoon can only be used for animals and plants living in the ocean. ]

[Designer’s comment: As the name suggests, this harpoon is awesome, but because it is a trial version, the countdown will be turned on by default after the first use, and the absolute hit and automatic recovery effects will be lost after 10 minutes, and it will become an ordinary harpoon. Harpoon - Even so, it's a good harpoon!sharp!Solid! ]

[System review: Jump off a building for sale, do you want love, hum! ]

With this harpoon, he won't panic!

With a harpoon in one hand and an octopus in the other, Shi Yu boldly opened the door of the house...

The next moment, he closed the door with a bang.

Damn, what a scary scene.It can't be his fault, it really can't be his fault... Anyone who opens the door sees a mountain of sea lions that is infinitely close to the door, and with the sound of opening the door, countless long sea lion heads emerge from the mountain and When you stare at him intently, you will subconsciously close the door!

What kind of gag thing is this!

The system cat jumped along the roof to the roof of the courtyard gate, stretched out its neck to look, and retracted its head with a look of hot eyes: [Mom, I feel that my spirit has been hit by [-] critical points. 】

【right! ] Shi Yu's body was pressed against the door, and after trying to stabilize his emotions, he poked the octopus: "Tell them not to crowd around the door like this!"

Octopus: OK!

[Sea lion brothers outside the door!Can you hear me? ! ]

[Who are you? ]

[This sound doesn't sound like a killer whale, does it? ]

The voices outside were jumbled together, luckily Shi Yu couldn't understand, otherwise he would have a headache.

Octopus cleared his throat: [Can you let your leader speak out!I can't hear you like this! ]

[I am an octopus that understands human language, human beings let me tell you - don't all lie at the door, he has low fear... We all know that human beings are very timid creatures! ]

[Hey, what are you, why should I listen to you! ]

The killer whales watching under the fish pond sneered: [If you have the ability, Dad will teach you how to be a man. ]

[Pooh!I won't!If you have the ability, you go ashore and bite us to death! ]

Seeing that the two sides were about to quarrel again, Octopus quickly mediated: [Brother Killer Whale, calm down first, I think humans don’t want to hurt this group of sea lions, in their view they are protected animals and need to be protected—— Humans in general try not to hurt. ]

The killer whales yelled twice in dissatisfaction, and remained silent, and the octopus said again: [If you are unwilling to cooperate, humans may ask other humans for help, and what is waiting for you may be caught by humans in the future and skinned. Cutting meat for research...]

The patriarch of the sea lion asked: [What is research? ]

[It's not important, you won't understand if you say it... You know that it's enough to peel the skin and cut the flesh. ]

[…Okay, let’s listen to you for now! ]

The octopus breathed a sigh of relief, and fought hard for its own glass bottle nest: [Great sea lions, human beings are very timid. If he appears, please try not to surround him or bite him. He is very fragile. One bite will kill you. If he dies, many humans will come to catch you. ]

[I know, I know. ]

The octopus raised a tentacle to Shi Yu, and made an 'ok' gesture to indicate that it was done. There were also rustling sounds outside the door, which were the sound of sea lions moving.

Only then did Shi Yu take a deep breath, and opened the door. It's all right now, at least it's no longer a mountain of meat. Dozens of sea lions are at least flattened on the ground, but it's still when he opened the door. For a moment, they still couldn't control Qiqi and looked back at him.

Shi Yu shook the harpoon on his hand and stepped out the door. He poured three or four buckets of feed on the ground, indicating that this was food for the sea lions. I ate all the feed, saying that it was the effect of the zombie siege.

[Oh, oh, the patriarch is right!Sure enough, humans will give us food! ]

[There is food without hunting, is this a paradise! ]

[I don't want to go!Let's live here from now on! ]

Apparently, three or four barrels of feed were not enough for this group of sea lions to eat. They barked dissatisfiedly at Shi Yu, asking for more food.The octopus took Shi Yu's cell phone and typed in a crackling voice: [They said they were not full and asked for more food. ]

Shi Yu came out purely for the fish in his own fish pond. At this time, the satiety level displayed by the system was already very low, and he could not rely on the feeding assistance system—the fishing net covered on the fish pond hindered the deployment of the robotic arm. Come out and feed yourself.

Anyway, there were no outsiders on the fishing raft at the moment, so Shi Yu directly dug out more than [-] barrels of feed from the system backpack, and while the sea lions were eating wildly, he quickly picked up the feed and poured it into several fish ponds, and the feed flowed along the fishing nets The mesh leaked downwards, and Yu was really relieved when he saw the satiety of the fish he raised rose to the green line.

Fortunately, this day only needs to be fed.

He said to the octopus: "Tell them for me, I will restrain the killer whales and let them leave safely. If you are full, go away quickly. The destination of their migration should not be our place."

Shi Yu also checked yesterday. Although there are sea lions living in Tuchao territory, it is obviously not their place.This group of sea lions most likely passed by when they migrated from the next-door island country to the country north of the rabbit, so it is true to let them go as soon as possible.

The octopus conveyed Shi Yu's request like the sea lions, but unexpectedly the sea lions unanimously rejected: [No, this place is really nice!We decided to live here!There are human beings to give us food and water to soak in!Why are we leaving! ]

The octopus was also stupid. With its small head, it felt that humans had done a very good job. It didn't understand why the sea lion replied: [There are killer whales living around here!Don't you plan to go into the water for the rest of your life? ]

A sea lion lying in the fish pond said happily: [This net is very safe!You can soak in water without being bitten by killer whales!I was stupid to leave! ]

The octopus conveyed to Shi Yu: [They say this place is very good, they don't want to leave. ]

Shi Yu impatiently poked the ground with a harpoon: "What a fart! This is my territory, let them go! Otherwise, I will let people come and catch them all and become sea lions in the aquarium!"

He has smelled a strange smell since just now, but it is very faint, and if there is nothing there, he can't tell where it came from, but the smell is really not very pleasant.

He carefully looked at his fishing raft. The original wooden floor had turned dark brown at this moment. As the sea lions crawled, they would bring out a small amount of mud from time to time, but the group of sea lions didn't care. He even saw A few sea lions rolled in the mud.

After thinking about it for a while, he was already disgusted, and even felt that his fish fillet could no longer be ordered.

The octopus conveyed Shi Yu’s meaning to the sea lions again, and the patriarch of the sea lions opened his bloody mouth, revealing two sharp fangs, and said threateningly: “You told humans that if you dare to hand us over, We kill him now! ]

The system cat squatted on the top of the wall and said: [It's easy to ask God to give God away, I told you to leave them alone, coveting so many tokens, isn't it disgusting? 】

[Sea lions are not a fun thing, a group of stinky hooligans, bullying, lazy and dirty. 】The system cats still don’t feel disgusted enough to give Shiyu Science Popularization: 【Let me tell you, they also like to roll around in piles of excrement and urine, saying that this can increase their defense... vomit. 】

When Shi Yu saw the notification on his mobile phone, his face was frosty: [Shut up, if it wasn't for your homeowner's system being messed up, why would I want to earn so few tokens? 】

System Cat: [... My fault, okay, I'll shut up. 】

Perhaps the actions of the patriarch gave them courage, and the sea lions surrounded Shiyu and began to roar, demanding this and that: [I'm not full yet, human beings, give me some more food! ]

[Humans, I want to eat that giant grouper you raised, quickly bring it out and let us eat it! ]

[If you are not full, we will have to bite you to death!That house also looks very comfortable! ]

The killer whales roared under the sea: [Get out now!I will not kill you! ]

A killer whale popped up next to the fishing raft and called twice, and the octopus immediately translated: [The killer whale said to let you jump into the sea now, and they will take you away immediately. They will deal with this group of sea lions. Leave a hair! ]

If Shi Yu could walk, he wouldn't stay at sea!

He pointed the harpoon back at the sea lion that opened its mouth and tried to threaten it: "Is this their patriarch?"

[Yes. ]

well.

"To tell you the truth, I am already invincible in the world." Shi Yu said flatly, threw the harpoon in his hand forward, and the fine steel harpoon was thrown out, drawing a shining arc in the air, aggressive It penetrated the tail of the sea lion and fixed it firmly on the ground.

The sea lion was still with its mouth open, and didn't know what happened for a while, and then the severe pain hit its tail, and it screamed: "Human, you dare to touch me!"it hurts--! ]

[Wow - that's scary!run away!This human can kill sea lions just like the human over there! ] The surrounding sea lions heard its call, and jumped into the fish pond regardless, but how could such a sea lion be accommodated in ten fish ponds, and the remaining sea lions who really couldn't hide in it subconsciously jumped into the sea.

The killer whales below were so angry that they jumped out when a sea lion was just approaching the edge of the fishing raft, and bit the sea lion. All the sea lions hurriedly fled inside after seeing this scene , but when he saw that human being, he dared not approach again.

As soon as the sea lion fell into the sea, it was torn apart by the angry killer whale.

The patriarch of the sea lion wailed and bit at random: [Damn human!You are not allowed to come here!You don't come here! ]

Shi Yu pulled the rope in his hand, and the harpoon returned to his hand. The sea lion patriarch found that he could move again, but he didn't want to attack at all. Instead, he crawled out with difficulty, trying to stay away from Shi Yu.

The octopus sighed, and seemed not surprised by Shi Yu's operation: [It has been said that human beings are very cruel, why don't you believe it! ]

[quick!Talk to humans quickly!Let's go!Do not kill me! ] The sea lion patriarch shouted: [Let's go to the head office! ]

The octopus conveyed the meaning of the sea lion, Shi Yu raised his eyebrows and asked: [Leave now? ]

[Now? ] The sea lion patriarch yelled twice, as if he was begging: [I was injured, it was caused by you, let me heal before leaving!Let's stay here for another half month! ]

"Half a month?" Shi Yu sneered, "Then I just don't have to worry."

The octopus is not yet able to understand the irony of human yin and yang, and typed: [Do you agree? ]

"Leave tomorrow at the latest." Shi Yu shook the harpoon in his hand, apparently wanting to give it another fork at any time.

[tomorrow?No no no!At least seven days! ]

"Then leave today!"

[Three days!Three days will be all right! ]

Shi Yu nodded: "Tell them, if they don't disappear on my territory tonight, I'll feed them to the killer whales. If they stay for one more day, I'll hand over ten sea lions. If I can't hand them over, I'll randomly catch ten of them. Lucky sea lions came out and sent them to get up close and personal with orcas."

The patriarch of the sea lion pleaded and replied: [How about providing another full meal?We'll leave when we're full for the evening. ]

Shi Yu thought about it for a while, fearing that if the group of sea lions were pushed too hard, they would bounce back: "Yes."

The sea lion patriarch quickly agreed, for fear that this ferocious human would go back on his word.

Shi Yu closed the door of the house expressionlessly, and took the time to put the octopus back into the bucket to soak in the sea water, so as not to be dried into octopus. The octopus felt good as a whole when it came out of the net bag Seeing that Shi Yu was about to leave, it quickly stretched out a tentacle to hook Shi Yu's arm, and the other tentacle pointed to the place where Shi Yu put his phone: [My nest! ]

Shi Yu was stunned for a moment before he remembered what had happened. He took out his mobile phone and let the octopus pick it himself. It was also amazing. Bottle signaled Shiyu to place an order, and when he saw Shiyu paid with his fingerprints, he let go of the tentacles and slid into the bucket.

The two tentacles showed Shi Yu a gesture of love, and the joy was beyond words.

The system cat came up: [I thought you couldn't handle a harpoon just now...]

Shi Yu squinted at it, and said with disgust: [Didn't you say that sea lions bully the weak and fear the hard? 】

[Isn't it because they are protecting animals! 】

[Thank you, even if a Siberian tiger pestles me in front of me and intends to kill me, it is not illegal for me to kill it. ] Shi Yu patted the head of the system cat: [Laws are all people-oriented, and nothing is animal-oriented. 】

[Humans create animal protection laws to ensure the diversity of species, maintain ecological balance, and enable humans to live better, not to ensure that they do not go extinct. 】When Shi Yu said this, he felt a little funny: 【I'm a good person, but it doesn't prevent me from protecting myself. You think I'm a god and you still play the game of feeding eagles with your life? 】

[...I'm beginning to doubt you, Xixi, are you really a product of a high-level plane?Why do I feel that your little brain is not working well? 】

[I...hey, forget it. 】The system cat shrank its head, deeply realizing that maybe Shi Yu was not joking when he said that he planned to hand it over to the country.

Shi Yu put the harpoon aside, carried a bucket of delicate fish feed and fed the octopus and beluga, then tidied up and went to the mermaid to do the daily tasks.

Of course, feed the sunfish on the mermaid's side as well.

Perhaps it was determined that Shi Yu was not a threat to it. When Shi Yu stepped into the kiosk again, the mermaid didn't even bother to open his eyes, and he was still playing with it. He braided his hair and drank water. no.

It wasn't until Shi Yu took out the leftover fish that were barely alive yesterday that the mermaid opened its precious eyes, and sat on the edge of the pool and ate the fish slowly.

Shi Yumao watched from the side, wondering if the mermaid slept well yesterday, and it was so noisy outside, so I didn't see any reaction from it.

Hey, what are you thinking!How could the mermaid react?

Shi Yu had figured it out, as long as he didn't babble in front of the mermaid, it wouldn't mind too much.After the mermaid had finished eating, Shi Yu was busy packing up again. After handing over the public rations to Nongfu Spring, Shi Yu was also so hungry that he went ahead to fix his meals.

It was night, and the sea lions had finished eating the feed that Shi Yu gave them, and they were lying on the ground one by one, not even moving.

Shi Yu looked at the octopus, and the octopus asked directly: [You are full, you should go. ]

The patriarch of the sea lion rolled in the pile of excrement and urine, and said lazily: [I just ate enough, I don’t want to move...wait until tomorrow, we will leave at dawn. ]

Shi Yu looked down at the time on his phone: "Tell them, after midnight, I will randomly select ten lucky sea lions to have a close contact with killer whales."

[It's okay, we can escape!When humans came out to catch us in the early morning, we ran away. We got into the water very fast, and humans may not be able to catch us. ] The patriarch of the sea lion looked down on life and death and no one loved him: [We will swim up after the human beings go back, so happy! ]

[That’s right, it’s so comfortable here that I don’t even want to leave! ]

[Even if humans beat us, we are not afraid, such a small injury will heal soon, woohoo~]

Octopus truthfully told Shi Yu what the sea lions had said.

Shi Yu frowned, if they were really fighting against him as they said, he really had no way to deal with them.

Then let this group of sea lions stay at his house?It depends on who can hold back?

Shi Yu felt that he was definitely the one who couldn't help but leave first.

No, it definitely won't work.

At this moment, a huge wave suddenly rolled up on the sea, rising from behind.The wave rose extremely fast, and it was already higher than the roof of the fishing raft almost instantly, and it swept down suddenly without Shi Yu and the system cat noticing it!

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