fish pond master

Looking closer, the mermaid's face is indeed so beautiful that it makes people forget to breathe. It doesn't say what it looks like, but it is so beautiful that Shiyu can't figure out how to describe it. Unfortunately, this fish is too scary. When encountering it, people are full of red subtitles, the content includes but is not limited to: [Help——! ], [Run——! 】, 【Death, death, death! 】wait.

Shi Yu is no exception, and today is the first time he has looked at the other party.

Shi Yu let go of its jaw, and heard the bang of the mermaid's backbone hit the edge of the pool, and said without any mercy: [Forget it, let's clean it honestly, Feed me some food, let's do my best and obey the destiny... Fuck, if it doesn't work, let's send it to the hospital, shall we? 】

The system cat's whiskers moved and looked at him with raised eyes: [Send it to the No. 1 civilian hospital or the No. [-] veterinary hospital? 】

[…] Shi Yu pondered for a moment: [Should be sent to the veterinary hospital? 】

[Then why didn't you send it away just now?That expert is over there, you just said that you didn’t know anything when you picked it up with the killer whale, and then you picked up such a big mermaid, you are a good citizen and the first time you suspected someone doing illegal human experiments, they probably wouldn’t suspect you Bar? 】

Shi Yu thought for a while, then tilted his head and said: [What the hell you said makes sense, I didn't expect it! 】

He sighed: [Is it still too late?The detergent was all poured up, and people asked what to do? 】

[Just in the spirit of humanitarianism, so I cleaned it up first?Which unlucky person do you think swallowed half of a big fish, only to find out it was a mermaid after washing it? 】The system cat complained.

Shi Yu said faintly: [Why didn't I realize that you have a talent for cold humor? 】

【It's too late for you to find out now. 】

Between one person, one cat, and one person raising the bar, Shi Yu had already cleaned up the other party's fish tail, and with the blessing of gloves, it was finally much smoother, but he scrapped seven or eight pairs of gloves and contributed a dozen small ones to his fingers. Wound.

Shi Yu was tired from standing in the pool, so he simply sat on the edge of the pool with his hands, and pulled the mermaid to clean its hair. The silver hair that was originally like the incarnation of moonlight was now covered with dark brown stains, thick and thick. At first glance, I thought it was a brown-haired old man, half white and half brown, at least [-]% off the beauty of the mermaid.

Shi Yu first tested the opponent's hair with his hands, seeing that the hair did not have the power to hurt when touched like scales, so he felt relieved, poured the detergent into the opponent's hair, and gave it to him in a serious manner. The other party washed his head.

Unexpectedly, when the mermaid's hair is lifted, the two winged ears hidden in the hair are exposed. They are in a contracted state and quietly hang against the curve of the mermaid's head. When I touch it lightly, the ears are slightly It's fun to watch.

Shi Yu suddenly became curious, and pinched the tip of the ear to spread the wings. To be precise, if it wasn't for the fact that this thing grew where the ear should grow, Shi Yu would prefer to call it For fish fins or webs.

It is fan-shaped made up of several very thin wing bones, and the middle is made up of a silver-gray film like gauze, shining little by little silver starbursts in the sunlight, very beautiful.

Shi Yu poked the mermaid's face, seeing that the mermaid had no intention of waking up, so he took off his gloves and touched the mermaid's ears.

His fingertips lightly touched the mop neck on the opponent's ear, and when the longest wing bone was still held by Shi Yu's other hand, the ear flicked, and then there was no movement again. .

From the touch, it looks like the fins of ordinary fish, very smooth and a little elastic, but nothing else.

The system cat complained on the side: [If you don't work, you won't die. 】

Shi Yu felt relieved, carefully stroked the mermaid's ears, and replied: 【Isn't it unconscious?When will you wait if you don't touch now? 】

Shi Yu rolled his eyes: [Xi Xi, you haven't touched it, have you?Do you want to touch it and try it? 】

【You think I'm as naive as you? 】

Then a fluffy paw stretched over Shi Yu's wrist and placed the pink paw pad on the mermaid's ear, the system cat meowed and said, "Tsk, there's nothing special about this feel!" 】

[Then don't touch it? 】

【I want to touch!mad at you!Slightly slightly! 】

One person and one cat touched the mermaid's ears vigorously, and the poor mermaid's ears kept trembling in Shi Yu's hands, trying to escape the wing bone but it was still in his hands, so he could only unfold and be ravaged by one person and one cat.

After playing for a while, Shi Yu coughed, remembered his task, and honestly began to wash people's hair.

After washing, the mermaid's hair regained its silver-white color, but it looked dry and hairy, and exuded a pungent smell.

Shi Yu frowned, the instinct of washing cats that he had cultivated these days made him feel that this was not considered as washing the cats at all!He hesitated for a moment, but finally got up and went to the room to get something.

【What are you doing? 】The system cat said strangely.

Shi Yu waved his hand without looking back: [Go get something! 】

When the person came back, the system cat frowned when he saw what Shi Yu was holding: 【What are you doing?What are you doing with my things? ! 】

Shi Yu was holding the system cat's special body wash and hair care essence, and he winked at the system cat: [Don't be stingy, look at that hair, it's dry and withered, I'll give it to you. It protects the hair with a little essence. 】

【no! 】The system cat jumped up and bit Shi Yu's calf, and then was about to climb up: 【This is mine!Do not use it! 】

【Don't be stingy!Dad will buy you new ones later! 】

【no!this is mine!mine--! 】

Shi Yu turned around to avoid the system cat's climbing action, lifted two bottles of toiletries high, pointed at the system cat with the other hand and said: [You forced the mission to keep it here!If it weren't for you, I would have thrown it into the sea to destroy its corpse!What happened with your hair care essence? !What's wrong! 】

[You are a mature cat, you must learn to be responsible for your actions! 】

【I don't--! 】The system cat still wants to bite Shiyu, so Shiyu naturally wouldn't just stand there in a daze and let it bite him, hiding for seven or eight times. During this dodge, he was bitten and scratched several times by the system cat, and he became angry, threw away the toiletries and started a fight with the system cat on the spot.

As soon as Shi Yu freed his hand, the system cat was pressed on the neck and beat several times. Of course, it did not dare to show weakness. When Shi Yu caught it, it rewarded Shi Yu with several paw marks of love. Beads of blood came out.

Shi Yu didn't dare to show weakness while crying out for pain. If he didn't beat the system cat today, he would call it Dad!

After fighting for a long time, the system cat's physical strength began to run out a little bit. At some point, the mode of the two of them changed to the system cat running around the pond in front, and Shi Yu chased after them. They chased seven or eight laps like this. Yu roared loudly: [Why the hell are you trying to run again? ! 】

The system cat turned around and taunted while running: [I'll run, you have the ability to catch me!Catch me and let you hehehe! 】

【You wait! ] Shi Yu made a gesture and continued to chase, but actually turned around and rushed backwards with a wrong step. The pool is really not big. As soon as the system cat turned his head, he found Shi Yu running towards it. Caught by Shi Yu, it suddenly jumped aside with an idea!

"Wow!" After a loud sound of falling into the water, the system cat popped its head out of the pool: [Time is over, my day is your uncle! 】

Shi Yu proudly walked to the side and picked up the toiletries, squatting down on the edge of the pool: [Oh, what can I do?Both parts are soaked... Anyway, they are all wet, why don't we wash them together! 】

After saying that, he jumped into the water, and when the system cat was trapped in the water and was at a loss, he poured the body wash on it and rubbed it, and a layer of white foam immediately formed on the system cat.

The system cat screamed: [Your sister!I just washed it yesterday! 】

[Hey, I've done all the washing, so just be obedient. ] Shi Yu said helplessly, but in fact there was a ferocious smile on his lips, he pinched the nape of the system cat and pulled it into his arms, while he himself sat on the edge of the pool, and then held the system cat Pressing it in my arms is a rub.

The system cat was covered in foam from rubbing, and the nape of its neck was pinched, so it couldn't run away, so it could only exhale its fragrance on Shi Yu's lap.

Shi Yu gave it a full set of washing, combing and massage services, washed off the foam on its body, and then let go of his hand: 【Okay, grab a towel and dry yourself next to you, and lie down in the sun Hair drying - remember to turn over and raise your hands! 】

The system cat gave him an emoticon package, and went to the side to brush his hair cursingly: [+dish+convex! 】

Shi Yu gave a low laugh, and then he pulled the mermaid's head and gave it to other people's hair. Soon, the whole small pavilion smelled of strawberries. After the shampoo was finished, Shi Yu leaned close to the mermaid's head and smelled it, at least it didn't have that pungent smell, so he put on the hair care essence and rubbed it again.

Mermaids have this advantage. They don’t need to dry their hair after washing—it’s just that Shi Yu didn’t realize it until halfway through being wiped. What’s so good about it? Don’t you have to put it back in the water after drying?

[Sure enough, he is old, right? 】System catwalk.

Shi Yu looked at the mermaid who was pillowed on his lap, and reached out to touch the other person's face: [You fart... so please check it out, when will the mermaid wake up? 】

【have no idea. 】The system cat said: 【I just scanned it once. This kind of life form is too rare, and there are too few data to predict it.I just sent the inspection report to the main system to see if there is any data on the main system for reference... But the heat in its body is quite stable, so it shouldn't die. 】

【Then what if you don't wake up? ] Shi Yu said ingeniously: 【After all, I also want to keep the mission from failing. If it keeps lying down, will it get bedsores?Do I have to massage it, turn it over and scrub it regularly?Does it grow little bugs?What about eating and excreting?Insert two pipes into it? 】

[emmmm...] The system cat said: [If you still don't wake up, you can try...]

[However, all the mermaids have appeared, so the story of "The Mermaid" might be true. 】

【What's the meaning? 】

["The Mermaid" is real, so maybe "Sleeping Beauty" and "Snow White" are also true? 】

The more Shi Yu listened, the more confused he said: [What do you want to say? 】

[Snow White woke up after being kissed by the prince, and Sleeping Beauty also woke up after being kissed by the prince, or would you kiss her too?Maybe wake up? 】The system cat turned over in the sun and raised its front paws: 【Anyway, you won't lose if you try. 】

[Just try it? 】Shiyu jokingly pinched the mermaid's chin and lifted it up, as if wanting to kiss her, but stopped halfway: 【No, I'm not a prince either, I need a prince to kiss me. 】

【Where can I find a mermaid prince?And this one should be public, right?Maybe you have to find a mermaid princess. 】System catwalk.

Shi Yu raised his eyebrows, and carefully looked at the mermaid's face: 【How do you know it's male?What if it's the mother's?Moreover, many deep-sea fish are hermaphrodites because of the harsh living environment! 】

That being said, Shi Yu was also very curious about whether the other party was a male or a female. When he wiped the scales on the other party just now, he didn’t see any reproductive organs, but he did see the reproductive holes and excretory holes, but he couldn’t be so crazy as to stick a finger in and touch it. Is there anything in there?

He got very close, carefully sizing up the mermaid's face, trying to figure out its gender from the other's face.

After watching it for a while, Shi Yu gave up and said: [I can't see it, and I don't think I can lift its face like this anymore, otherwise I always feel that some favorite plots in novels will happen...]

The system cat complained: [Do you think you are the protagonist?At most, it's a passer-by... Forget it, you'd better let go, passers-by will usually be dismembered on the spot if they do this, and it's best to have their head and body separated. 】

Shi Yu nodded with lingering fear, he was about to let go of his fingers, but saw the mermaid's eyelashes move, and then the blue eyes like the ocean fell into Shi Yu's eyes.

It's stupid, it's really... happy to hear it.

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