fish pond master

Just like that, Shi Yu was slapped in the face by the ruthless sardine shells. Even if he dodged behind, the little killer whale would catch up to him and continue to spray fish.

Shi Yu: "..."

The little killer whale whined while spraying: [Human, why can't you catch one with so many fish! 】

[I don't believe it, come again! 】Puff Chi A fish hit Shi Yu on the face, Shi Yu was beaten crookedly, and quickly avoided the next sardine.The little killer whale hates iron but not steel: [Humans, why are you hiding!Hurry up and learn to catch fish!I purposely chased them until I was exhausted! 】

[You can't even catch this!How did you survive! 】

【Hello, how can you be such a dish! 】

Shiyu dodged left and right and landed in embarrassment, and the little killer whale followed, with a helpless look, he sprayed the last two fish in his mouth onto the wooden board on the ground of Shiyu's fishing raft, and the sardines were on the shore. After jumping wildly twice, he fell into the fishing net.

Shi Yu was panting on the shore, and even felt that things in front of him were a bit doubled, and there were inexplicable bright spots flickering everywhere--deserving of the name, he was beaten to death.

The little killer whale showed half of its head, with an angry expression on its face: [It's too good, it's really too good. 】

[Fortunately, grandma didn't see it, and neither did my mother, otherwise you would definitely be laughed at. 】

[Forget it, I'll catch fish for you to eat in the future. 】

It barked twice, as if sighing: [I really paid too much for this family! 】

Shi Yu looked sideways at the little killer whale, the little killer whale snuggled up, wrapped his teeth carefully with his lips, and lightly bit Shi Yu's shoulder, making him lie on his body, turned over, showing a belly-facing floating state.

Shi Yu felt like he was going crazy—how could he see such emotions as helplessness, hatred, contempt, and love on the killer whale's face!

After a while, he felt better, not so dizzy, he was really afraid that he had concussed the little killer whale.He angrily thumped the little killer whale twice: "Don't do this in the future, okay! I can catch fish! I catch a lot of thieves! We humans have tools! You don't need to catch fish with your bare hands!"

【well?Human, what are you talking about... It's okay, the food is not your fault, I will just catch fish for you in the future. 】

【Do you prefer tuna or shark?I can do sea lions and seals too!Or do you love shellfish?How about I go down and get some delicious shells for you? 】

Shi Yu beat twice, not lightly but not hard, diving took much more energy than he imagined, so he let it go, he was so tired that he lay on the belly of the little killer whale, and said in a low voice: "I really I know how to catch fish, so I don’t need you to send them to me. Haven’t you seen that I’ve raised so many fish? I’ll treat you to eat until you vomit when it grows, okay?”

The little killer whale whined twice, as if agreeing to him.Shi Yu cocked his legs leisurely on the belly of the fish, thinking that when his sea bass, grouper, and sardines are cooked, he will let the system connect the nets of the fish pond together, and then let the little killer whales come in to eat buffet !Eat until it vomits!

Don't spit, don't leave!

In fact, the little killer whale is saying: [Let me tell you quietly, in fact, the shells next to the Siren’s house grow very big and very good, and the giant clams are delicious!But the siren said that it will be used as a ticket bed in the future and won't give it to me. It obviously has a bed! 】

[But it's okay, although we can't eat giant clams, we can eat tiger shells!The meat inside is big and sweet, but it's a bit hard to bite, but you humans should be easy to use if you have weapons... I'll bring it to you next time I come! 】

【It doesn't matter if the siren is not given to me, I can steal some while it is asleep!It won't bother me if it steals ten or eight! 】

[But how do I bring it to you?Forget it, I'll bring it to you in my mouth. Although that kind of shell is very sharp, I can do it for you!True killer whales are not afraid of bloodshed! 】

[It's such a tiger! 】

Shi Yu: "You idiot."

……

After one man and one fish rested, Shi Yu planned to go back to the fishing raft to replenish some energy, and then went down to the water to practice a few times. As soon as he got ashore, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. When the bottle of yogurt came out and sat on the edge of the fishing raft to drink, I remembered: "No, where is my speargun—?!"

Shiyu put the yogurt aside, got up to look for it, to see if it was thrown somewhere when it came up, or it floated somewhere on the sea——the speargun is relatively light, and it can float on the water .

While looking for it in the spare time, the little killer whale looked at the yogurt in front of him, and cursed while being cowardly: [Ah——!I am dead!This human must have done it on purpose!He must have done it on purpose!He is seducing me! 】

[I definitely, definitely won't eat this! 】

After the little killer whale thought about it firmly, he had just made up his mind that he would never touch this thing, and suddenly remembered the taste of this thing when he was in the ticket—it was delicious, very sweet, and very thick.

It's a bit like the liquid that flows out after biting a jellyfish, but although the jellyfish is delicious, it is also difficult to grasp. The adult jellyfish can grow up to two meters, and the tentacles are more than 30 meters long. Not only that, but its tentacles They are also poisonous. Although they have thick skin, they are very painful to be stung!Seriously, I will die!

The most important thing is that this delicious jellyfish is called Arctic jellyfish. As the name suggests, it lives in the North Pole - so far away!

They killer whales have the habit of migrating, and it only takes [-] days to swim from Antarctica to Brazil to become beautiful, but their group prefers to stay in the current sea area, and doesn't like going to Antarctica very much!

This mainly depends on whether the old grandmother Lisa likes to go. In the 13 years since it was born, it has only been to Antarctica once with the group!

The little killer whale looked at the yogurt bottle and couldn’t move its eyes at all—it really wanted to take a bite, it shouldn’t matter if it only took one bite...

On the other end, Shi Yu searched around, and after confirming that he didn't see the dazzling red speargun, he asked the system cat helplessly: [Xixi, can you help me find where my speargun is? 】

【You think of me at this time?Find your little killer whale! 】

[Don't make trouble, hurry up. 】

The system cat snorted coldly in disdain. It was lying in the sun drying its fur. It reluctantly opened the system panel and located the speargun produced by the system. After a while, it told Shi Yu: [Speargun positioning right under your feet. 】

Shi Yu stood on the fishing raft: [Don't make trouble, I'm right here...]

[The distance from you is more than 800 meters, and the distance is still widening... Did you throw the spear gun into the water? 】

[…] Shi Yu felt a little guilty: [Just now I was careless...]

When he said this, he suddenly said: [No, your system assembly line produces fake and shoddy goods, you still have the face to accuse me?I haven't scolded you yet! 】

[Fuck!My family's assembly line production has always been excellent! 】

[Then explain why the speargun sank in the water?Aren't spearguns supposed to float on water?Now you tell me it's sinking?hold head high? 】

[...That's...] The system stuttered for a moment, and then became confident again: [Isn't it all written on the speargun? This is [simple speargun]. Disposable items, as the name suggests, are things that will break after being used once Son, how many times have you been in the water? You say it yourself! 】

[I didn't fire a single shot! 】

[I don't care about this, hum. 】The system cat said coldly and arrogantly: 【Anyway, the system will not guarantee this kind of task item, so don't even think about it. 】

[However, you can buy another [refined speargun] for 99 tokens!For the sake of your misery, I will give you a 999% discount, am I mean enough to you? If you can’t buy [-], you will lose money, and you won’t be able to buy tickets! 】

【dream! ] Shi Yu was so angry that he went to the house, found the mobile phone on the table in the living room, and ordered a spear gun with a unit price of 58 in seconds, and also included two arrows, and spent another ten yuan to request SF Express The ticket was delivered on the same day, he lifted his chin, and said in disgust: [Look at you, it's not as easy to use as a certain treasure, what do I need you for? 】

[You...] The system cat was about to taunt back, when Shi Yu's face suddenly changed, and he turned around and rushed out: "It's broken!"

The system cat also half sat up all of a sudden, and asked vigilantly: [...?Shiyu, what's the matter? 】

Shiyu rushed outside in three or two steps: [I'll go and have a look first, it's not serious. 】

When the system cat heard it, Yu said it was not serious, so he lay flat again.

Before Shi Yu got to the edge of the fishing raft, he heard the little killer whale whining again. When he stepped forward to look at it, he saw the little killer whale looking at it aggrievedly, whimpering incessantly.Seeing Shi Yu approaching, it opened its mouth, revealing the yogurt bottle sucked on its tongue.

Shi Yu couldn't laugh or cry, he stepped forward without hesitation, put his hand into the mouth of the little killer whale, and touched its tongue.

The mouth of the yogurt bottle he took this time was a little smaller than last time, and the little killer whale didn’t know what method to use, so he stuffed half of his own tongue into it, and now his tongue was purple from being strangled, and the little killer whale whimpered twice. Voice: "Woooo—!"

[Humans, humans, I am in pain! 】

【Help me quickly!Whoooo! 】

[I will never eat this thing again next time! 】

Shi Yu patted it on the head angrily and amusedly: "Why do you eat everything! Why don't you just eat the bottle too!"

"Wait, I'll get the knife." Shi Yu said, then got up and went to the place where the knife was kept.

The little killer whale stayed where it was, it was already an experienced killer whale!It hurts a bit, but it's bearable!Humans will not give up on it!

In less than half a minute, Shi Yu came back with the scissors, and said angrily, "Stick out your tongue."

"Huh?" The little killer whale tilted its head.

Shi Yu didn't bother with it, and now he's showing off maliciously at this moment, what if his tongue is bound for a long time, what if it dies, he sat down beside the fishing raft, dipped his legs in the water, and held the little killer whale by its mouth with one hand. It leaned towards itself, then pulled out its tongue, and carefully cut it open with scissors.

"Will you be greedy next time! Can't you wait for me to come back!"

"No, can killer whales drink yogurt? Will you cause problems if you eat it like this?" Shi Yu said to himself while making it.

The little killer whale thought that Shi Yu was scolding him, and was so wronged that tears were about to fall: 【I know, I won't dare next time. 】

[Don't scold me for being a badass! 】

[I'm not a badass! 】

After Shi Yu managed to cut it open, the little killer whale moved its numb tongue, and just about to turn around and walk away, saw Shi Yu tugging at its mouth again: "Don't move!"

The little killer whale didn't move - when Shi Yu was getting the bottle for it, he also pulled its mouth, and then getting the bottle for it should mean to keep it still.

While walking inside, Shi Yu dialed an expert from the Fishery Bureau with his mobile phone: "...Hi, hello... Yes, yes, they have been released. I have something to ask you. Killer whales can drink yogurt. ?"

"...Okay, okay, just don't overdo it? What about subadults? Visually, it's probably..."

"Thank you!"

Shi Yu hung up the phone, took out three barrels of yogurt from the refrigerator, and the little killer whale's eyes were already full of water.

He patted the little killer whale, unscrewed the lid and started pouring yogurt into its open mouth: "Okay, drink it!"

Little killer whale: [Woooo!What kind of fairy human being is this! 】

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