fish pond master

The little killer whale looked confused, and turned to ask the old grandmother: [Grandma, who is talking? !He is obviously mine! 】

The old grandmother said lovingly: [It is right, he belongs to our entire ethnic group. 】

The little killer whale whimpered, and added aggrievedly: 【That belongs to our entire group too!But certainly not the talking fish! 】

[This is still plausible! 】

Then not far away came the other party's cool answer: [Whatever you say, anyway, this human has already taken care of me, how about you?And you? 】

Little killer whale: [You fart!You have the ability to speak out! 】

【I'm in a human's home~! 】The other party laughed twice: 【If you have the ability, come up here! 】

Light rain began to fall in the sky, quietly fell into the sea, and disappeared without a trace. The ripples that had not yet formed were mercilessly swallowed by the waves, and the little killer whale jumped into a rage: [I don't believe it!This human being belongs to our...our group!He was the one we met first! 】

【Is this a matter of first come first served? 】The other party said:【Obviously more beautiful fish can win the favor of human beings! 】

After talking about the pink dolphin, I was actually a little flustered. After all, there were many humans who went to see killer whales in the place where I lived.

Isn't it just black and white!What's the big deal!How can it look good in powder?

[You are talking nonsense!He obviously likes me more!He also gave me something to eat!And saved me! 】

[He also saved me!He also took me to his own home and fed me food!Give me a bath!do you have? !You grow so big, humans don't get close to you at all! 】

【fart!He even put his hand into my mouth to cup my jars! 】

[What about normal times?Are you afraid to approach you at all?If you pat your tail casually, he will die. Human beings are animals that cherish life very much! 】

When the little killer whale thought about it, it really was a fucking thing!

Although that human being treated him very well, he had never touched it except for saving him twice!

No... no!The last time he saw it coming, he jumped into the water to play with it!

Thinking of this, the little killer whale became more confident, and even shouted loudly: [He also jumped down to play with me on his own initiative! 】

Other orcas, biting their tails, biting their tails, backstroke their backs, they are just cubs when they hear each other’s voice, they are not so bored to quarrel with a cub.

As a killer whale with rich life experience, the old grandmother quietly searched for the source of the sound when the two cubs were arguing, and found the hollow grid under the fishing raft. A light pink fish was wrapped in the fishing net. Under the water, half above the water, it seems to be fixed.

There is a net in the middle of the fishing net box, but it does not prevent the old grandmother from floating up slowly against the net. The four-meter-square fishing net makes it easy to float up. My son is forcing Lai Lai.

It spit out a bubble, and said softly: [Are you robbing us of human beings? 】

In the eyes of marine life, the word rare is synonymous with rare and delicious food!What happened to the pink dolphin?The old grandmother said that it was also eaten a long time ago!The taste is better than ordinary dolphins!

It is not against the law to eat fish while sitting in prison!Humans won't take it to court and convict it just because it ate pink dolphin!

Although it may not be able to eat the opponent's meat through the fishing net, and it is full, but the prey is in front of it, and it is their instinct to kill any creature that dares to provoke them. For humans, because they are too cute, killer whales Their tolerance will be higher.

After all, there is a wall between food and pets.

The pink dolphin was cursing the other side into silence, relying on people not being able to climb ashore to bite it, it was a happy breeze, without any sign of running away when it saw a killer whale, but it suddenly heard a very close to it Sound, looking down, you can see the big mouth of the killer whale, which may be only a net away from it.

Pink Dolphin: ...! ! !Help!

The old grandmother's teeth were shining coldly, she opened her mouth wide and silently threatened the pink dolphin.

The pink dolphin twisted its body frantically, trying to break free from the fishing net, but its forceful strength did not mean that it had the strength to break free from the fishing net, and even the fishing net was tangled up on it because of its struggle , it has already felt the temperature in the mouth of the killer whale, and let out a pig-killing cry uncontrollably: "嘤嘤嘤———!!!"

When the orcas saw that the old grandmother had captured the rightful owner, they laughed at each other: [Short oil, it turned out to be a young dolphin that has grown up, and dared to mock it in front of your father, Mom, kill it! ! 】

[Such a cute little dolphin must be delicious! 】

[Dolphin... hee hee, mom, let me come!I haven't had a pink dolphin yet! 】

The old grandmother didn't make room for other orcas to come up, but bit the pink dolphin's body slightly, and said in a low voice: [Try saying one more thing, whose human is it? 】

The little dolphin made a desperate call: [Woooooo!Humans, come and save me——!There are fish to kill! 】

On the other side, Shi Yu was half asleep when he was woken up by Shi Jie's voice.He rubbed his hair, looked at Shi Xie who was sleeping in a "big" shape, got up and covered Shi Xie with a quilt, and then planned to move to his room to continue sleeping.

As soon as he opened the door, he wondered if he had gone to the wrong place.

That's right, it's still the sea!this room!

But who will tell him where the noisy market-like sound that fills his ears comes from!

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 】

[Whew, wheeze——! 】

【咱咕! 】

Shi Yu searched for the source of the sound. He thought it was the killer whales coming, but as soon as he got to the door, he saw the pink dolphin struggling non-stop in the grid belonging to the pink dolphin not far away, with the fishing net on it. Tangled into a ball, the sound is also made by it: "嘤嘤——!"

[Humans, you are here!Come save me woo woo woo! 】

The old grandmother was very calm: [Say, do you still dare to provoke me in the future? 】

[Humans must be mine!You dream! 】

[Humans, come and save me——! 】

Shi Yu walked over quickly, and when the old grandmother saw Shi Yu approaching, she let go of her teeth, which she hadn't been biting so much, and sank into the water silently.

[Go, please your beloved humans. 】The old grandmother said to the little killer whale, the little killer whale was also very spiritual and immediately showed half of its head from the sea surface, whining twice.

But it's a pity that Shi Yu just took a look at it, and jumped out of the net cage without hesitation to untie the pink dolphin—what are you kidding, this has been registered in front of the Fisheries Bureau!On the day of the release, he had to make a video to prove that he was really released!Otherwise, what should I do if I am misunderstood and secretly eat or sell the pink dolphin? !

He doesn't want to eat public meals!

The little dolphin was so moved that he burst into tears: [Woooooooooo human, you finally came, I was almost eaten just now! 】

[I love you so much, will you give me a baby in the future? 】

It tried its best to arch towards Shi Yu's direction, and successfully arched into Shi Yu's arms.

Shi Yu patted its back soothingly, held it with one hand, and with the other, tore the fishing net wrapped around it forcefully.

The pink dolphin felt that the restraints on her body were gradually loosening, and she obediently remained still, turning into a humming monster, and kept humming softly in Shi Yu's ear.

Shi Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Why did you become so entangled?...Have you gained strength? Thanks to you yelling twice, otherwise I wouldn't have noticed."

If the pink dolphin is really entangled in a fishing net overnight, ninety-nine out of ten it will have returned to hell when it wakes up in the morning.

[Humans are so kind! 】

"Don't move, don't move~!" Shi Yu coaxed. Fortunately, he was afraid that the Pink Dolphin would get sunburned and covered him with a piece of clothing. Clothes were used as the last protection, and the little dolphin was not hurt much.

Just as he was solving it, suddenly something touched the sole of his foot.

Shi Yu was ticklish, and subconsciously shrank his legs, looked down, and saw a killer whale flirting with him with the net on it—it wasn't the old grandmother or the little killer whale, but another killer whale.

When the orca saw Shiyu looked over, he was so happy that he didn't know what to do. He gently touched Shiyu with his snout, turned and rubbed, and lifted Shiyu up.

Shi Yu suddenly understood why Pink Dolphin was so nervous, he stomped on the killer whale angrily and amusedly, and cursed, "You did it?"

Like a dog-licking killer whale, said: [I sucked a human!He is so cute! 】

This sucking is really sucking, Shi Yu's foot is still stepping on someone's air hole.

Other killer whales also came up together: [Just suck it once, if there are humans, everyone should suck it together! 】

[Sister is so cunning!My sister can too! 】

【Step aside!Let me go!You are not as cute as me! 】

Pink dolphin: "Bee!"

Shi Yu's attention was drawn back to the dolphin in his arms, and he tore off the last bit of netting on it, and the pink dolphin instantly jumped on Shi Yu's body as madly as if it was in a hurry, with special degrees of severity , I didn't touch it for a while.With its head resting in Shi Yu's neck, it let out a happy sigh: [Ah... I was hugged by humans. 】

All the killer whales below became irritable: [Fuck, courting death! 】

[I'm not leaving!If it is capable, it will hide in the human house for the rest of its life and never come out!I really hit it off with it! 】

And the killer whale said coolly: [People can really stay for a lifetime, can you?Can you?Starving to death you idiot! 】

[Don't think you are my younger brother and I won't beat you! 】

[Come here, whoever is afraid of whom! 】

The end under Shi Yu's feet didn't move obediently, he seized every opportunity to suck Shi Yu.

Shi Yu swam to the edge of the net cage with the pink dolphin, and sat on the shore with one hand. He put the pink dolphin into the net cage and signaled it to play by itself. As a result, the pink dolphin felt like there were needles in the water as soon as it entered the water. It jumped onto Shi Yu's body as if piercing it, but it was a pity that he was not very accurate, so he slid off Shi Yu's knee. "Beep!"

It finished screaming aggrievedly, seeing that the human beings had no intention of helping it, it quickly bit Shi Yu's trousers, and wriggled hard like a caterpillar to Shi Yu's knee, not even afraid of getting out of the water—what are you kidding? , there are natural enemies below!

A group of killer whales are staring at it!

Shi Yu licked a handful of pink dolphins, looked at the naive killer whale with the net underneath, and also considered this, he called out in his mind: [Fei Xi!Department!Don't sleep! 】

The system cat replied: [Why? 】

[Is the net in the fishing net box strong?Can the fish outside kill the fish inside through the fishing net? 】

【Are you talking nonsense? 】The system replied speechlessly:【The net is quite strong, but water needs to circulate after all, water can pass through the fishing net, and of course the teeth of other fish can too!And don't you think about the pressure?As long as they are strong enough, let alone a soft net, you can kill the fish inside even if you get a steel plate. 】

[Although we are very unscientific, we are actually the most scientific. 】

While stroking the pink dolphin, Shi Yu asked: [Don't be a liar to me, I remember that there are two layers of protection under other people's fishing nets, why is the system produced only one layer?Or soft net?If a shark or something bites one by one along the fishing net, wouldn't I lose everything? 】

The system cat yawned lazily, and replied with an emoji: [Fuck my ass.jpg]

[Cub, you can’t blame me for not having enough level. The first-level fish pond is originally a low-level fish pond. The protective net you mentioned must be at least a second-level fish pond to match you—the house is easy to open, but the fish pond is not good. After all, I am a fish pond main system, not a villa system. 】

[The main system is watching. If he doesn't watch, I will upgrade you to the full level in one go, and you and I will be free. Wouldn't it be a joy? 】

It makes sense, but Shi Yu couldn't refute it.

The system added one more point: [However, even if it is a first-class fish pond, the automatic rationing net is also very strong. It is possible to kill a handful of people with one bite, but it is absolutely impossible to bite through the net and eat the buffet of. 】

[Then what's the matter now? 】Shi Yu said: 【The killer whale is staring at the pink dolphin, the pink dolphin is too panicked to go into the water, I can't wait until the killer whales leave, can I? 】

[Why don't you keep the dolphins in the kitchen first?Get some oxygen, pay attention to changing the water, it shouldn't be so easy to die. 】

Shi Yu thought for a while, and it seemed that there was no other way. That was the only way to do it. At worst, he paid attention to it, and looked at the pink dolphin as if it was all right. He would feed some food later. The pink dolphins were released.

The pink dolphin weighs about seventy to eighty catties. Shi Yu first pushed the dolphin aside, stood up by himself, and then bent down to hug the pink dolphin—— Zhen Nima Shen.

The pink dolphin groaned twice, without struggling at all, and leaned obediently on Shi Yu's body.

Shi Yu was ready for the pink dolphin to struggle, but he was relieved to see that it didn't move at all.He took a deep breath, put the dolphin on his shoulders, and strode towards the kitchen.

The pink dolphin had a proud look in its eyes, looking at the group of killer whales under the net, the villain said triumphantly: [Hehehehe, I'm going to enter the house!Stupid killer whales, you have no chance! 】

It glanced at Shi Yu again full of admiration, and tried its best to stuff its head into the socket of the human neck: 【Human, you are so kind! 】

【The temperature on your body is so comfortable! 】

【When I get better, let's mate!It doesn't matter even if you can't give birth to cubs! 】

Killer Whale: ... so angry!Who is going to bite this alluring bitch to death?

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The next day, when Shi Jie woke up from a hangover, he yawned and went to the kitchen to see if there was anything to eat. Then he saw the pink dolphin kept in a bucket so cramped that he couldn't even straighten his body.

Time solution: ...? ? ?

Wasn't it used to release the fish that Shi Yu caught yesterday?Then the fish inside was taken care of by the two of them yesterday!

So plan to solve the pink dolphin today? !

Shi Yu just came back from his daily routine: ... Is it still too late to explain?

Yesterday, the killer whales did not leave until dawn. Shi Yu couldn't fall asleep after thinking about it, so he simply experienced the fun of being a whale - he drove the boat to lead the way, and a group of killer whales chased him in the back. Playing, not to mention scaring away a group of sharks, but also catching a lot of fish together.

Of course, in return Shiyu fed almost all the fish he caught in the net to these killer whales, leaving only two or three to eat for himself.

The killer whales are happy-they are blown away by this human!so cute!Originally, they just saw that he was thin and small, and looked special. Based on the idea that raising humans is to control food and drink, they drove a group of parrot fish into his net.Unexpectedly, this human being actually collected the net and fed them snacks one by one while unloading the fish!

What kind of human siren is this!

Blow up this human!

Shi Yu drank much less than Shi Jie last night, he is the type who is easy to get overwhelmed and easy to wake up, as long as he doesn't overdo it, he can basically sleep for a few hours, unlike Shi Jie who drank like nothing happened , Overdose can also maintain a certain degree of rationality, but after the event, there will be a crematorium, and none of the symptoms such as headache and nausea can escape.

Shi Xie heard that just as he opened his mouth to speak, he hissed as soon as he opened his mouth. He knocked his head hard twice: "I drank too much last night and got a headache. Do you have anything to eat? Give it to your brother and me." Get some."

Shi Jie decided not to ask Shi Yu why he put the pink dolphin in the food preparation bucket.

Shi Yu brushed past him, first teased the pink dolphin in the bucket, the pink dolphin kissed his fingertips affectionately, and he took out the porridge stewed in the morning from the refrigerator, and simply I made a clear soup with clams and kelp, so as not to taste bad in the mouth when eating white porridge early in the morning, and to eat greasy ones and feel sick.

Shi Jie glanced at him gratefully, blew on the soup bowl slightly, and drank the soup down.The soup has already been eaten, and the heat radiates from the stomach to the whole body, which seems to have a little vitality.

Shi Yu smiled, and carried the little dolphin outside. This time, there were no killer whales underwater, and the pink dolphin went down without much resistance. It was a joy to swim in the net cage. It can be seen that compared with its body, the pink dolphin went down. The water bucket, which is a bit small in shape, has suffocated it.

He looked around and made sure that Shijie was still in the room. He escaped from the system backpack with a portion of refined fish feed, poured half of it into the grid where the pink dolphin was.

The pink dolphin made a buzzing sound as soon as the feed was poured into the water, but its body was floating on the water, and instead of eating immediately, it tilted its head at Shi Yu, wink!

[Human, you are awesome!Let's mate when I'm done eating! 】

Shi Yu laughed out loud: "Okay, okay, don't be cute, go eat it quickly, or the feed will leak into the bottom of the sea if you don't eat it."

【mwah! ] After the pink dolphin finished speaking, she dived into the water drop with a vertical leap, opened her mouth and began to swallow frantically.

Shi Yu watched it eat the feed very patiently, and felt a little bit reluctant—he thought he could keep it for two more days, but he didn't expect that the pink dolphin would be alive and well as soon as he woke up.Because captive breeding hinders its survival in the wild, and being too close to humans is actually very dangerous for wild animals, Shi Yu decided to release it early.

To raise one more day is to bring another day of danger to the other party, to love it is to let go!

So the pink dolphin, who was happy to eat the food and planned to mate with her beloved human being, was ruthlessly thrown into the sea.

Pink Dolphin: "Which—?"

[Are we going to mate outside? !I can too!The place outside is bigger! 】

[Humans, come down quickly! 】

[My mouth is thick and long!will make you very comfortable! 】

Shi Yu squatted on the beach and looked at the pink dolphins that had been lingering for a long time, and advised softly, "Go quickly, you won't be able to leave when the killer whales come back in a while."

[Humans, come down quickly! 】The pink dolphin patted its fins, looking innocent and innocent.

Shi Yu took out his mobile phone and pointed it at it to start recording, intending to send it to the Fisheries Bureau to prove that he did not do anything that would put him in prison. Yes, long strips.

Shi Yu: ...? ? ?

[Humans, I am ready, come down quickly! 】The pink dolphin tilted its head and said.

Shi Yu looked at the pink dolphin and said, "Play with me!" ' expression, in the end held back, did not go down to play with it.At home, his brother is still eating porridge alone in desolation, how can he forget his righteousness when he sees cuteness? !impossible.

But still reluctant to leave.

Shi Jie waited and waited after breakfast, but Shi Yu didn't come back. He thought he was busy feeding the fish. When he went out to see the fish, he squatted on the bank to watch the cute pink dolphins.

Shi Jie said speechlessly: "Then I'll go first? I'll bring you firecrackers and steamed buns in the evening—you are not allowed to refuse, this is the rule!"

"Got it, got it." Shi Yu responded in a loud voice, and Shi Xie finally got on his boat with confidence. When the engine was pulled to the highest gear, his fishing boat turned 180 degrees on the sea surface and flew up into the air. Fan-shaped splashes.

Shi Yu said loudly: "Brother, do you really need me to take you back to the district?"

Shi Jie waved his hand: "I can do it alone, see you tonight!"

……

It was night, two firecrackers with 8888 rings were hung in front of the main house of Shi Yu's house, and Shi Jie Nian pulled him to kneel facing the sea, without looking at the scene behind him.

"Grandpa Sea God! This is your sacrifice! Please don't mind it, sir, and protect us for the rest of the day!"

Shi Yu was also pushed down to his knees, and obediently kowtowed three times.

All of a sudden, snow-white steamed buns the size of a washbasin fell into the sea like rain.

And the siren who happened to pass by here: ... Who attacked me?

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