fish pond master

The scene in front of me is really very familiar.

Shi Yu's ribs were still aching.

The system cat was directly crushed into a cat cake by the fish, and it said angrily: [Shiyu...help me...]

Shi Yu couldn't care less about the lobster staring at him, he quickly ran over to pick up the system cat, and put it in his arms: [Xi Xi, what's going on?Didn't you say that there is an energy shield at home?How can fish be thrown in? 】

[Open the door, or are you trying to catch loneliness? 】The system was stretched into a long cat strip, and it moved its body uncomfortably: 【Legs!leg!Can't you hold my leg up too?Ah, I'm going to die...]

[What are you talking about, close the door quickly! 】Shi Yu supported the system cat's buttocks with one hand, and said: 【If that lobster comes in, you are responsible for handling it! 】

[Already closed. 】The system cat finally felt comfortable, and complained: 【Really, I'm probably dead by the time you come to rescue me. 】

[Your family is still popular with taskers to save the system? 】 Shi Yu said not to be outdone.

The big lobster looked at the cat and the human who were looking at it coldly on the porch, and let out a wronged whine—of course, the frequency was different, and neither of them could hear it for the rest of the time.

Its wife popped up from the side, and without saying a word, she took a bite of the lobster's whiskers and pushed it back into the water: [Let's go, look at the fart! 】

[Wife woo woo woo!Why does the kitty cat don't look like me!Is it because the fish I sent doesn't suit its taste? ! 】The big lobster said aggrievedly:【I can catch others!Its eyes... Its eyes are so cold, so cruel... After all, I still paid by mistake! 】

Its wife beat it up: [You are a lobster!Do you understand? !Do you understand?hold head high! 】

Its wife always broke down: [You are an edible, delicious thing in its eyes!Can you be a little more self-conscious? !Walk! 】

【I do not! 】

[If you don't leave, break up! 】

[If you break up, you will be divided... no, I still love you, wife! 】

[Then are you going? 】

【……Walk. 】

Then the big lobster was dragged to the deep sea by its wife biting its beard.

Seeing the second lobster appeared, the system cat was so frightened that its hairs exploded. Fortunately, the second lobster ran away with the lobster monster. I don’t know how to get a headache when the lobsters stay outside—you can’t relax your vigilance now, who knows if they are lurking under the water, just waiting for the two of them to go out and use the spikes on their heads to skewer them into skewers ?

The system cat looked at the fish on the ground, then at Shi Yu, and complained: 【...Why did you choose such a crappy place?It's lobster and mermaid again!Can it be better? ! 】

[Thank you for the invitation, you circled the most suitable place to build a fish pond and let me choose it, fundamentally it is your fault! ] Shi Yu didn't take the blame, he licked the system cat: [Are you okay? 】

[It hurts, hurts... yes, yes, right here, touch it twice more! 】The system cat whined about pain while examining its body, and finally came to a conclusion: minor injury.

The kind that takes two days to finish.

Shi Yu rubbed the place where it hurts a few more times, the system hummed in comfort, its ears were pushed back, and it couldn't stop rubbing its head against Shi Yu's arm: [Yes, right here! ...Then shall we move house?This place is really dangerous looking. 】

[However, it will take ten days of construction time to move, and the most important thing is that the fish in the fish pond will not be taken away. ] The system cat analyzed: [The house may only be an ordinary one...you know! 】

Shi Yu hesitated for a moment, put the cat down, walked to the side and bent down to pick up a few golden drum fish that were still thumping and even slapping the floor, threw them into the big bucket, and asked: [What happened just now? What's going on? 】

The system cat recounted what happened just now, Shi Yu frowned and said hesitantly: [I think I can take another look... According to what you said, the big lobster just now can drag you into the water directly, but it is Touched you twice, and gave you a fish - no matter how you look at it, it looks like you want to play with you. 】

[As for the mermaid... As long as it is in the sea, the place where it is encountered twice is different, so it can be seen that encountering it is really a random event, maybe it is already squatting under the nearby sea now?Leave it alone, if you really hit a big deal, restart it again. 】What Shi Yu actually meant was that as long as he was still working for the system, as a fish pond owner, he would never be able to leave the sea.

As long as you don't leave the sea, as long as you are lucky enough, you will bump into it again sooner or later, no matter how you change places, it is useless.

When Shi Yu thought of this, he couldn't help but ask himself—his luck has always been good, he can draw golden legends when he draws cards, he never misses when he goes fishing and catches the sea, and he can even win at least 20 yuan when he buys scratch cards, but why does he always meet the ultimate What about the boss?

Could this be the so-called backlash of luck?

Forget it, I don't want to.

The system cat lay on the floor and stretched cautiously, then shrunk back with a grin: [Also, forget it, let’s do it like this... Anyway, it doesn’t cost me to reset the timeline when I bump into a mermaid. 】

[It's because I'm afraid that you will have a psychological shadow. 】

Shi Yu said very optimistically: "The first time you are born, the second time you are familiar with it, you just get used to it."

He also sat down where he was, and poked the system cat: [Come on, open the door, I'll continue fishing. 】

[...? 】Okay, now the system cat believes that Shi Yu has really left no psychological shadow.

With a wave of its paw, it opened a door three meters high and four meters wide at the place where Shi Yu was standing, turned over and got up on the ground and said, "Then I'm going in, be careful yourself..."

【go Go. ] Shi Yu responded, sat down on the spot, stretched his legs out of the corridor, and stepped lightly on the water.

The blue sea water is slightly rippling with the sea breeze, as long as the sudden incident just now is removed, everything looks very beautiful.

Shiyu put the bait on the hook and fished for a while. By the end of the evening, the big bucket beside him was already half full of fish. Even because there were too many fish, one oxygen generator could hardly satisfy them. There were two Also turned over.

Anyway, I shouldn't be able to finish eating these days.

Just as he was about to pack up and end this fishing activity, his mobile phone rang, and he saw it was his cousin Shijie. When he connected the video, he saw his cousin standing on the fishing boat with the vast expanse in the background. He frowned and asked, "Fuck, where did you go, Ayu? My mother went to your house to deliver food and said that there was no one in your house. She waited for you for half an hour and you didn't come back. Terrified!...Wait, where are you?"

"..." Shi Yu just remembered this incident, with a little apology on his face, he said: "I ran to my fishing raft, and I wanted to take a look at it, but I didn't expect that there was a typhoon last night, so I didn't go back , Forgot to say hello to Second Aunt."

"Oh, that's it..." Shi Jie nodded when he heard this, and was suddenly taken aback: "No, where did you get the fishing raft?"

"Newly made." Shi Yu raised his mobile phone, took a picture of the surrounding environment, and said with a little bit of pride: "How about it, brother, am I awesome?! You will come to me from far away in the future Stay overnight! There are enough rooms!"

"...Huh?" Shi Jie was dumbfounded. He originally thought that the place where Shi Yu lived was just a little bit luxuriously decorated, but now he saw that it was really fucking luxurious, and he directly repaired a fishing raft into a folk custom. This can't come down with thousands of dollars?Just kidding!

"Why are you kidding me?"

"No." Shi Yu explained: "It's been repaired for half a year! I got the certificate before I came back, and it's only repaired now."

"...Send me the coordinates." Shi Jie was silent for a while and threw out a sentence: "Don't run, I'll be right over."

"Okay, okay, I'm definitely not going to run away." Shi Yu sent his location to Shi Jie, and he didn't feel angry at all - anyone who was remembered by his family would not feel angry.

Shi Xie glanced at the coordinates and said, "I'll be there in two hours. Is there anything to eat at home? There are four or five sea fishing guys on board. If you don't mind, let them have a meal. Brother Qian will pay for it."

"No problem." Shi Yu replied with a smile.

There were four or five people, and there were two or three fellows on board Shi Jie, so it was estimated that there were about ten people in total.He was still worrying about the bucket of fish just now and didn't know when he would eat it, but now it's all right, let's deal with it directly.

He got up and put down the rolled trousers. The undershirt that had been dried long ago was still emitting a little heat when he put it on, but it made people feel comfortable and bright.

He informed the system and asked the system to close the door and open it later when Shi Xie came, so as not to let him notice anything strange.I transported the caught fish to the kitchen in batches. The golden drum fish is steamed and boiled in soup, and the kitchen knife is turned on the head of the fish, and the alive golden drum fish is suddenly left lying flat. .

With a knife in hand, Shi Yu swiftly disemboweled the fish, steamed two, stewed one in soup, and sliced ​​red fish into sashimi. He saw that there was some beef and vegetables in the refrigerator for the rest. I took out all the dishes, and took the time to stew a braised beef brisket.

I don’t know whose hobby it is. I stuffed two authentic scallions in the refrigerator. Shi Yu thought about it and found that there were three bacon hanging on the side, so he simply untied one. The bacon was dried and thoroughly cut by the wind. Just add a little oil in a thin layer, and fry it in the pan, all the fat on the bacon will go into the pot, the bacon will become translucent and shiny, and the aroma will be even more overbearing.

What kind of sashimi or steamed fish, how can there be meat so delicious?

The system cat squatted aside and drooled, Shi Yu looked amused, squeezed a piece of bacon, rinsed it with water, and stuffed it into its mouth.

【woo woo woo woo!tasty! 】The system cat eats his mouth full of stars, and is almost bubbling with happiness.

He hurriedly fried two simple and delicious seasonal vegetables, and it took almost two hours. He had just finished tidying up the kitchen when he saw a siren sound not far away. dignified.

No, his brother really did it himself?

He really didn't take care of anyone, did he?Or are you going to do some illegal business?

At this time, the little killer whale, who managed to catch Shi Yu's movements, sighed regretfully as he looked at the big boat passing slowly above his head.

There are so many people on this boat... It seems that I can't play with him today!

But that's okay, other people are human too!Also very cute!

Thinking of this, the little killer whale jumped out of the water with its tail waving in excitement, performed a 180-degree flip and jump in the sky, and fell into the water, perfect!

Its mother: [Three points, shame! 】

It's aunt: [Don't talk about cubs like that, cubs are still young, sister, you can't be so biased... hold on for two and a half minutes. 】

Other aunts: [One point, one point at most, I really don't want to admit that this is a cub of our group. 】

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