fish pond master

[Congratulations to tasker [Shi Yu] for upgrading the fish pond system to level seven. 】

The system notification sound is still so mechanical that there is no emotion, but as long as it appears, it means that Shi Yu has successfully advanced.

The system cat waved its little claws on the sofa excitedly. The fishing raft was once again shrouded in a light blue halo. The island structure began to be woven around the edge of the fishing raft, and the reef under the fishing raft also Start to generate, as long as another 30 seconds, the fishing raft will completely become a complete body - a small island.

A small island that belongs to Shiyu.

【... After the upgrade is complete, the fishing raft has added a fourth mode—island mode, please name it for the tasker. 】

The system cat couldn't help but interjected: [Hurry up, give our family a name!Remember to be aggressive!Don't make any garlic, cucumber, ginger, eggplant, or I'll kill you! 】

Shi Yu was still at the bottom of the sea, and he could only watch the changes in his family through the vision shared by the system cat. When I was there, I still felt very moved.

[Let’s put it away first, I’ll talk about it when I come back. 】Shiyu couldn't help the excitement between his brows, he looked at the siren, jumped towards it happily, and embraced it.

Siren subconsciously opened her arms and hugged him into her arms.

Shi Yu turned over with a smile (in fact, he disliked the pain of the gemstone), sat on the mermaid's waist, lowered his head and kissed the mermaid's thin lips fiercely, and bit the other man viciously. lower lip.

Before anything happened, the mermaid turned from defense to offense, took the initiative without hesitation, pressed one hand on the back of Shi Yu's head, not allowing him to struggle and escape, and kissed him all over.

The system cat slapped the infinite cat: [Damn it!When will you kiss me I'm not good?Must it be at this time?Spicy eyes! 】

【Yes. 】The infinite system turned its head and glanced at the system cat, with a slightly aggrieved expression: 【So why did you hit me? 】

The system cat rolled his eyes: 【I'm happy! 】

The infinite system scratched its beard with its paws, and lay down again.

It had already left Keke, and it didn't expect that the fish pond system was really a crow's mouth. As soon as it returned home, it found that there were two taskers with malicious intentions and planned to tear down its old home (physically). Cleanly learned that Shiyu had suddenly received an urgent task from the main system, and it had no choice but to rush back again.

Thankfully it has access to the fish pond, which saves a lot of hassle.

This siren finally let go of the back of Shiyu's head—it wasn't what it wanted to do, but this position was too much for Shiyu's precious neck, and when I kissed it, I heard a crisp click from Shiyu's body There was a loud noise, Shi Yu clutched his neck and grinned, got up and pushed it away.

"Stop, stop." Shi Yu rubbed his neck, thinking it must be a cramp, and now his whole neck hurts so badly that he can only lean on the siren's shoulder listlessly: "Take me back."

[……fine? ] Siren asked softly.

"It should be fine, I'll go beat it with a massage hammer for a while." After Shi Yu finished speaking, he urged Siren to take him back to the fishing raft.Siren nodded, and took him home after a while.

When Shi Yu saw the shadow of a small island in front of him in the sea, he didn't even realize that he was home. It wasn't until the siren took him to the surface that Shi Yu realized——fuck, this is my house!

The fishing raft is still the same as usual, and it seems that there is no change, but at this time it is more like the position of the small pavilion to the fishing raft before - it is connected to the rear island by a row of reefs similar to roads. Surrounded by the sea on all sides, it is now surrounded by the sea on three sides and backed by green hills.

That's right, this island is really not small, there is even a small hill!

Absolutely.

【Look carefully, this Feng Shui is really good! 】 Shi Yu couldn't help sighing.

The system cat heard the words, and said contemptuously: [This is a fart with good Feng Shui!It’s good to have a back to rely on, but surrounded by the sea on three sides will not gather wealth!It's in the open sea again, the waves are rough, why don't you try it without a protective cover? ——Then again, if you didn't have supernatural powers, you would have rheumatism after staying for two months! 】

Shi Yu raised his eyebrows and said: [You still understand this? 】

[I don’t understand, but I will count, thank you. 】

When the two broke up, Yu had already landed with Siren, and there seemed to be no change at home, except that the fishing nets in front had become larger and more numerous.

The system cat added from the side: [Don't look at these few fishing nets, as long as you can manage it, you can build a breeding farm along the island for a week, and it's all yours!By the way, I would like to add that our island can be moved, but the speed is relatively slow, and it is easy to be discovered by your officials... Don't mess around if you have nothing to do, we can still turn into an aircraft carrier if we want to sail. 】

Shi Yu sat on the edge of the fishing raft, looked at the System Cat and Infinity Cat running over from the living room with a smile on his face, hugged each other, and boasted without hesitation: 【So powerful!Our family is amazing! 】

【of course! 】The whiskers of the system cat raised their eyebrows, and then suddenly fell down again: 【Okay, hurry up and name it... In fact, you probably don't need those functions anymore. 】

Shi Yu asked back: [...Huh?Why? 】

It's rare for the system cat not to dislike the water on Shiyu's body. Its paws rested on Shiyu's shoulders, and it kept rubbing its body against Shiyu's neck: [You are already at full level. Once I submit the task here, I can also upgrade. It's gone...they should be separated later, without me, you can't keep this island, so let's hand it over quickly. 】

[I have already thought about it for you. This island is located in the economic jurisdiction area. After having the island, your country’s territorial waters can be expanded according to the law①. I will smooth it out for you from the official side, and they should not If it doesn't work, I will give you two more skills. If you are caught, you can hand over the skills. If you are honest, you will be fine after two years of official meals. 】

[Officials are not only allowed to go to jail, they can also be civil servants. After my previous host, I voted as civil servants. The salary is very high, including five insurances and one housing fund. 】

The system cat paused at this point, glanced at the siren meaningfully, and said bravely: [I told you before, I bought you a villa on the third ring road of the imperial capital, and I even bought you a villa for you. I bought an intelligent robot butler, um... according to your request, the chicken is very big-don't expect to live in the sea with the siren for a long time, you kind of thing, you can live without takeaway and internet?O human! 】

Shi Yu was still a little sad at first, but when he heard that there was nothing here, he immediately hugged Xi Xi and turned to look at Siren: "Good boy, you didn't hear anything."

Siren glanced at Xixi with a cold expression, then turned her head silently.

Shi Yu breathed a sigh of relief, it was the last, and it would be a little bad if there was any internal strife.

Under the sea water, the siren's tail wrapped around Shi Yu's ankle, and the tulle-like tail fin gently brushed over Shi Yu's instep, and then wrapped tightly again.

...Come on, let it be.

[By the way, you can give the island a name. 】The system cat said sleepily.

They all knew that since the main system was upgraded so easily, the system cat must be waiting behind.

But no matter whether the main system is successful or not, the system cat will never return in most cases.

Shi Yu was silent for a moment: 【Called 'System Island'? 】

[Are you afraid that others will not know that you have a system?how?Want to be dissected? 】

[Department Island? 】

【gross. 】

[Cat Island? 】

[It's even more disgusting. 】

Shi Yu said several names in a row, but was rejected by the system cat. He was not very good-tempered at first, but now his eyes rolled out: [This is not good, that is not good, you can do it! 】

[…] The system cat tilted its head, and was short of words for a while. It tried hard to search the names given by the previous customs clearance missions, and found that the most people named the islands after their own lives: [Then... Shiyu Island? 】

Now it's Shi Yu's turn to feel goosebumps all over the ground: [It's so disgusting, why not call it 'Sea King Island'! 】

【……also. 】The system cat raised its eyelids, and a confirmation box popped up. Shi Yu clicked OK on it without saying a word, and then the system prompted that the naming was successful, and the blue dotted line around Neptune Island disappeared completely.

The system cat jumped out of Shi Yu's arms, shaking its fur: [Then I'm leaving, don't miss your father too much. 】

Shi Yu stretched out his hand and rubbed its head, and directly turned it into an airplane ear: [You are the one, don't miss your father too much. 】

The system cat sneered, the light in the cat's emerald green eyes dimmed in an instant, and the body fell limply to the ground, and the system cat's voice rang in Shi Yu's mind.

Shi Yu subconsciously caught the body of the system cat and held it in his arms. The infinite cat beside him licked it and then fell limp.

The infinite system must leave all areas of the fishpond system before the main system arrives, otherwise the main system can immediately judge that it has violated the system rules - but it will not leave, it will wait outside the firewall, waiting for an opportunity.

Shi Yu hugged the two unconscious kittens on the left and the right, and felt an urge to stop Xi Xi from submitting the task.But he is very clear that the system has been working hard for this goal, and it will never give up when it hits the door.

The current situation does not allow it to give up.

[8848 fish pond main system has successfully completed the main task: cultivate 9999 hosts to complete the fish pond construction, request to submit the task. 】

The voice of the main system also came out: [Data confirmation, please wait. 】

The system cat whispered to Shi Yu: [I am about to leave your body, congratulations, you are free. 】

Shi Yu nodded: 【...Well, be careful. 】

[Data confirmation is successful, congratulations to the main system of 8848 Fish Pond for completing the main task. 】

[8848 The fish pond main system requests to leave the tasker. 】

[Request approved. 】

Shi Yu suddenly felt his brain twitch, causing a moment of severe pain, but it disappeared very quickly, just like his hallucination.

In a place that Shi Yu couldn't see, a door slowly opened, and the ball of light represented by the department slowly entered the door.

The main system is in the very center of the hall, condescending: [You are here. 】

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Shi Yu held the cold body of the cat in his arms, feeling a little sad for some reason, he pursed his lips, and asked the sirens beside him: "Did you say they succeeded?"

Siren nodded, reached out and gently stroked Shi Yu's cheek: [Yes. ]

Shi Yu smiled with difficulty and did not speak again.

He touched the fur of the kitten in his arms again and again, grabbed its ears habitually, and pinched the thick flesh on its stomach: "I've said it all, let him pay attention at ordinary times, don't Eating so much, relying on oneself as a system, stuffing sweet, spicy, salty things into your mouth... This pig really looks like a cat."

If it were normal, the system cat would bite him now.

Before the words fell, Shi Yu suddenly felt a pain in his hand.

He looked down, and saw the little orange kitten bit his wrist with a whimper, and said vaguely: 【Damn it!Don't think I can't hear you scolding me! 】

[Didn't expect it!Your dad, I'm back! 】

Shi Yu: ...?

The system cat giggled twice, jumped out of Shi Yu's arms, and kicked Infinity Cat's body along the way: [Don't pretend to be dead, get up! 】

Unlimited Cat opened his eyes helplessly, feeling that he might have been kicked to break a bone.

Shi Yu: ...? ?

The cold system sounded: [Congratulations to the host for successfully binding the fish pond master system, please work hard to become the fish pond master, graduate as soon as possible and become a winner in life, I wish you good luck. 】

Shi Yu: ...? ? ?

The system cat hooked its paw at Shi Yu provocatively: [Are you fascinated by a group?Please, please, I will tell you! ——Oh yes, congratulations, you are free again!quack quack! 】

Shiyu... Shiyu got up and sent the system cat into the sea with one kick.

The system cat didn't check for a while, and fell into the sea with a bang, and the sea water quickly submerged it: [... Gululu... Damn it!Shi Yu pulled me... Gululu... to get up!Your sister...]

Shi Yu stood on the fishing raft, lit a cigarette, and took a deep puff: [I'll give you three seconds, if you don't know clearly, just climb up by yourself. 】

[... Gululu... I am the main system now!Did you hear... gurgling... no! 】

[Then you drown, anyway, you are the system, you can't drown. 】

Infinity Cat shrank aside, carefully glanced at Xi Xi who was struggling in the water, and said in a low voice: [It’s actually like this...]

Shi Yu interrupted: [Let it speak for itself! 】

The Infinity Cat stopped talking. For some reason, it felt that if it spoke now, it would become a fish in the pond—the kind that caught fire at the city gate next to it.

After struggling for a long time, Xixi realized that he could swim, and finally reached the edge of the fishing raft. As soon as his claws touched the fishing raft, Shi Yu raised his eyebrows, and his body was immediately lifted up by an invisible force. Throw it into the sea again.

【That's it, anyway, you are the system, drinking water doesn't affect your talking to me. 】

[... Gulu... are you a devil? ! 】The system cat screamed.

【Is that how you talk to your father? 】

[...Damn it. ] The system cat expressed aggrievedly: [The thing is very simple... Gululu... It is the main system, it is not an agent, it intends to seize control of me when I upgrade, it is almost equivalent to planting a Trojan horse virus in my system That kind of thing, it turned out that it still carried the monitoring system set by the previous main system, which triggered the monitoring... Gulu... I successfully upgraded to the main system, and the agent was taken away for investigation. 】

【It's that simple? ] Shiyu exhaled a puff of smoke.

[It's that simple... you can pull me up! 】

He shook his fingertips, and unscrupulously shook the soot into the sea, and asked again: [When did you know that the proxy system was monitored? 】

The system cat's tone became erratic: [Ah, this... I just discovered it. 】

Unlimited System interjected: [Each of our systems has a monitoring mechanism for anti-violation... When there are serious violations, it will automatically report to the monitoring department. The proxy system is not from a regular school, it is the previous main system Made without training, it is normal that it does not know. 】

[Shiyu, in fact, the heart of the ocean was found by the fish pond and placed near Siren's house, just to test the agent's monitoring mechanism. I didn't expect it to be so cunning that it never did it. 】

After hearing this, Shi Yu snorted coldly, his hands were shaking with anger, wishing he could pull the system cat up and beat him up: [Is this what you just said? 】

[...Three hours ago was just now, right? 】The system cat flopped: 【If you don't pull me up... Gululu... I'm really going to die! 】

【Then why did you bind me again? 】

[I have such a big main system, what's wrong with binding a host! 】

Shi Yu let out a breath slowly, raised his hand and lifted the system cat up, and went straight into the room: "You all go to rest, I have something to do."

Siren is still the old saying: [Well. ]

The Infinity Cat glanced at the siren cautiously: [Is there anything Shi Yu needs to do? 】

The siren actually reached out and touched the infinite cat's ears, with a hint of a secret smile, paraphrasing a sentence Shi Yu once said: [The child hasn't hit in three days. ]

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The author has something to say:

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①: If there are islands in the economic jurisdiction, will the territorial waters be expanded? I made this up. I didn’t find any information

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It's over, the episode will start tomorrow!Sure enough, the daily farming essay should end easily and reasonably!What a big conspiracy to fight the BOSS to hell!

What do you want to see Shiyu's infinite world journey, Shijie overturned (impossible X), all arrangements are made, I will give out red envelopes on the spot on Saturdays and Saturdays.

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PS: Bookmark my new pit!It will start about a week after I finish writing the episode!It's a new year, and I'm going back to my old self!This time it's the metaphysical subject that I'm good at!There are ghosts but not scary, and the sand sculptures are updated daily to Shuangwen. (I have a hunch that one day I will write about metaphysical professions all over again, but I am so afraid of ghosts×)

Here is the copy:

"Daily Life of a Fortune Teller"

Nan Shi, who was fooled by the Internet chicken soup, went bankrupt and bought an antique shop, but he almost went bankrupt because he didn't understand the business and didn't manage well.

Next month is the day when he goes bankrupt and owes his debts. Nan Shi's goal is simple: Come on and sell!Never go bankrupt!Tomorrow, I will be obliged to purchase goods!

It's just that he never expected that in the end his antique shop would be saved, and the crowds would make a lot of money every day. This is the business——

"Master Nan, please give me a fortune teller? I will buy your handicrafts for seven figures, ah no, I will buy your antiques!"

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Nan Shi shouldn't have said 'you're dying' to the old man who was wandering in the store with a mean mouth, and was thrown into the deep mountain to be taught a lesson.

If he hadn't spoken cheaply at that time, then he wouldn't have known his brother who died seven or eight hundred years earlier, wouldn't have learned fortune-telling from his brother, and wouldn't have had a secret relationship with his brother out of nowhere.

He just wanted to maintain his antique shop, but in the end, he not only developed his side business into the top one in the industry, but also solved the object problem.

"If you marry me, you will pay homage to my corpse, drink a cup of wine, and marry each other. If you enter the bridal chamber, you will have to wear seven death nails, embedded in the golden roof, and face me day and night. Are you afraid?" Senior Brother said lightly. .

Nan Shi: "I'm afraid of shit! It's a forced marriage, so I have to be nailed! Why can't I lie down with you?! Senior brother, you are also a kind of suzerain, don't tell me that your tomb was dug hundreds of meters deep, and it ended up in the coffin. Can't lie down for two people?!...It's okay if you can't lie down, squeeze? Nailed on the coffin board, you can't hug or kiss, what kind of weird play are you doing?"

Miyoshi Sand Sculpture Youth Attacked by X Evil Charm (?) Gangster Li Gui