fish pond master

A week passed in a blink of an eye, and Shi Yu felt the surrounding terrain clearly, and now he is quite used to it—at least the terrain here is very suitable for fishing, and it is impossible to cast the net. It is easy to find corals online, and you can't do illegal things.

But everything is impossible to be too perfect, such as now——

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uncle, can you go a little bit farther! Can't you squat like me if you can't go a little bit farther away?! Ang?! Is it so difficult to keep your bastard spirit away?!" Yu stared at the Nth fish that was scared away by the siren in dismay, and finally couldn't help breathing out the fragrance.

The siren looked at him silently, with a very calm expression.

Yes, this is not the first time I have been spit out like this.

The first two days were fine, but by the third day, Shi Yu's patience was exhausted. There are indeed enough shelters on this piece of coral reef, but they are not very big. They often cover Shi Yu alone, and then try to cover the siren It was very difficult. Its nearly two-meter-long tail with tail fin was floating in the water, and it was a big fish at a glance.

What's more, as long as the siren is there, those fish will run away in shock as long as they get close to a certain range.

Without exception.

Shi Yu once wondered for a moment, if the Siren has such a built-in buff, how did it catch fish to eat before?

Then the Sirens looked at him and trapped the water area with their abilities. A group of fish ran around like headless flies, but they couldn't escape. They could only watch the Sirens come and capture them randomly. One or more lucky fish to hunt.

Shi Yu's fishing ability is top-notch, but he is really useless in front of Sirens!

After all, the fish have all run away, so what fishing is there?

Shi Yu was so angry that he grabbed the uncle's fish tail and hugged it in his arms, and said in a vicious voice, "Come on, I'll eat this one today. Do you like braised in soy sauce or steamed? I can do it too."

The siren chuckled twice, reached out to touch Shi Yu's face, and pecked and kissed his lips twice, implying: yes.

Shi Yu rolled his eyes angrily.

Now that he was on the sidelines, Shi Yu simply gave up the principle of relying on his own hands to eat and never cheated. He used his ability to catch two fish, and touched some shellfish on the bottom of the sea to count as today's meal.

There is one thing to say, it is really cool to open and hang.

However, when Shi Yu climbed out of the sea, he always felt a little lost... He hung the speargun and arrows painted with dazzling patterns on the wall, and the things that he used to take care of every day were lost so easily. status.

Ability is easy to use. Although Shiyu acquired the ability very early, except for the two functions of holding breath and Nongfu Spring, he has hardly developed any other uses. It was only when the Sirens forced him to learn it a while ago.

【That's because you're too good at it. 】The system cat sent a disdainful emoticon package, and also asked Infinity Cat to play a screen recording. It was a battle video. From the bottom of the feet, all enemies are frozen into figures by the wave-like ice, which looks very compelling.

[Look at him, and then at you, his ability level is not as high as yours! 】

Shi Yu smiled, and the melancholy idea disappeared immediately, he turned around and walked towards the kitchen with the net bag in his hand, and said as he walked: 【Then why don't you remind me to practice?After all, it's your fault. 】

[Thank you for the invitation, I refuse to take the blame. 】The system cat is so noble and glamorous that the infinite system cut off the screen recording of this water supernatural being beaten into a dog by a supernatural boss: 【I'm just a weak, innocent little cat who can't speak. 】

[Then thank you, I'm just an ordinary human being... You two are out of dinner, let's eat cat food. 】

Unlimited system: […]

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not doing anything!I want to eat!

Shi Yu still smiled to himself: [Humans are such willful creatures, understand? 】

The system cat jumped up in no time, and rushed straight from the living room to the kitchen, and kicked Shi Yu's ass as soon as he opened the door. Staying in shape, the net bag in his hand was not so lucky, it fell to the floor tiles with a snap, and the fish inside was stepped on by Shi Yu.

The fish head was trampled to pieces.

Seeing Shi Yu looking back, the system cat held its head high and said: [I didn't do it on purpose, after all, what evil can a kitten have? 】

fuck you.

Shi Yu was furious, and wanted to chase and kill the system cat. Of course, the system cat would not just wait to be beaten so stupidly, and run away.

The system cat moves around more and more coquettishly, but it eats a little too fat, and its weight greatly hinders its agility. After being chased by Shi Yu for two rooms, its speed is not good enough, and a black one suddenly appeared in front of it. The figure, it hid behind it without saying a word.

Then the infinite system saw Shi Yu with a hideous face.

When Shi Yu rolled his eyes, he suddenly opened his eyes and smiled, hugged Infinity Cat with a loving face, rubbed his ears and kissed his forehead: "Go, be good, let's ignore the system from now on, I say you will Transfer to the department, I will support you!"

The polite and cute Unlimited Cat looked confused: "Meow—?"

"I'll make cat food for you tonight. I happen to have salmon in stock at home. Stir fry it with broccoli and add some beef, okay?"

Infinite Cat: "...Mi."

Infinity System quietly stuffed its head into Shi Yu's arms, and rubbed it carefully, but unexpectedly, Shi Yu put it on his shoulder, and kissed it on the side with a smiling face, affectionately Rubbing its fur.

What to do, shameful heartbeat!

System cat: ... dumbfounded.

——Wait, why does Goubi Wuxian even have a nickname? !

[Meow meow!Shiyu, let me go!Scatter, do you hear me! 】

……

It was night, after eating the cold cat food, Xixi looked at the one broccoli flower left on Infinite Cat's plate with resentment on his face, ran up and swallowed it into his mouth first, and said vaguely : [Unlimited, you have been here for eight days this time, right? 】

【Um?What's wrong? ] Unlimited Cat nodded without hesitation.

【Are you okay at home?Aren't you afraid that your missionaries will tear down your lair? 】

[No... I'll stay...] In the middle of the infinite cat's words, the system cat covered its mouth with its paw, and interrupted: [No, yes, your tasker is demolishing the house, you hurry back Check it out! 】

The infinite cat is a little confused: [This is my clone, the main body is still infinite...]

[You are worried about going home now, okay, we won't keep you, goodbye. 】The system cat finished speaking in one go, turned around and took an elegant catwalk, intending to go to the living room to sleep. Halfway there, he said fiercely: 【Do you remember how to go home?Want me to take you home?No need, is it?All right, all the best, see you again! 】

Infinite Cat: […]

When I was washing in the room, I didn't think about the Shura scene outside at all, but patiently stuffed the toothbrush into the siren's hand and taught it to brush its teeth: "No, you must learn this, and if you don't like it, you have to learn it." Learn, what if you get tooth decay?"

"Although I don't know if mermaids will have tooth decay, but you must have bad breath if you don't brush your teeth after eating fish, right?!"

Hearing the words, the siren was about to lean forward, but was pushed away by Shi Yu with his fingertips against his forehead: "Brush your teeth first, and I have something to say later."

The siren had no choice but to pick up the toothbrush, but there was no need to learn it. Shiyu knew how to do it before, cleaned his mouth, and was allowed to go to bed.

Shi Yu stood behind and watched, and kept comforting himself in his heart. The little mermaid is so unattainable. After all, he still needs firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea to live. Anyway, he will not sleep with a fish that does not pay attention to hygiene. A bed!

When the two of them got into bed, Shi Yu hugged the quilt and played with his mobile phone, chatting with the Sirens one after another: "What about the killer whales? Where did they go? I haven't seen them for two days."

Although she is not a little fairy, the Siren also held a mobile phone, and Shi Yu leaned over to take a look-hehe, repeatedly.

The siren replied: [They went out to grab the territory. ]

"Oh, it's fine." Shi Yu replied, kicking its tail: "Move your tail, it's too cold."

The tail of the siren under the quilt was tightly wrapped around one of Shi Yu's legs, and it didn't intend to relax at all. It still turned on the phone, lay down, and hugged Shi Yu's waist sideways, holding him tightly with gentleness and strength. imprisoned in his arms.

Shi Yu struggled for a while, but seeing that he couldn't move, forget it.

The fish he raises...he deserves it, he endures it!

He shouldn't vote for the beauty of the time, so he acquiesced.

Impulse is the devil.

The night gradually became dark and charming, the mobile phone in Shi Yu's hand slowly slipped to the side, his breathing was deep and gentle, obviously he had fallen asleep.Siren opened his eyes and touched his brow lightly.

May you have a good dream.

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[Tasker No. 8848 of the 9999 Fish Pond Main System [Shi Yu]...]

[Tasker No. 8848 of the 9999 Fish Pond Main System [Shiyu]...] It seems that something is calling him constantly, the voice is obviously very low, but it is like a fly flying by the ear, so clear that it cannot be ignored .

Shi Yu frowned unconsciously in his sleep, turned over, hoping to block out this annoying sound, but this sound could not go away, he opened his eyes impatiently.

The next moment, he found that he appeared in a blank environment.

There is a huge ball of light in front of him, it is the only light in this environment, it is so blazing and blinding that people don't want to look directly at it.

【……Who are you. 】 Shi Yu covered his eyes with his hands and asked.

The voice of the light ball is solemn and solemn, without any extra emotion: [I am the main system, the tasker [Shi Yu], and a mandatory task will be issued next, please be ready to accept it. 】

[Time-limited task [submit 8848 fish pond main system violation information], if successful, you will get 1000W token points, special item [Heart of the Ocean], no penalty for failure. 】

[Time-limited task [submit No. 01 infinite system violation information], if successful, you will get 1000W token points, special item [Heart of the Ocean], no penalty for failure. 】

[Special branch 2: [Investigation 1], the total blood content of the collected mermaid is not less than 3 ml, the task period is adjusted to 8848 hours, and the timing will start immediately. If it fails, all items and fish pond level upper limit of the tasker [time remaining] will be deducted. Deprive the identity of the tasker [Shi Yu], and forcibly strip off the main system of the [-] fish pond. 】

[Special branch 3: [Investigation 1], collect mermaid scales, the weight of the scales must not be less than 3 gram, the task period is adjusted to 8848 hours, and the timing will start immediately. If it fails, all items and the upper limit of the fish pond level of the tasker will be deducted. , Deprive the tasker [Shi Yu] of the tasker's identity, forcibly strip the main system of the [-] fish pond. 】

[Please ask the tasker [Shi Yu] to complete the task actively, I wish you good luck. 】

As soon as the voice of the main system finished speaking, Shi Yu was pushed out of that blank space.

The snow-white ceiling appeared before his eyes again.

Shi Yu let out a low snort, come on, I can't sleep anymore.

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