fish pond master

[One thing to say, your official is really okay. 】

After the two aircraft carriers passed each other, the system cat drove the aircraft carrier into the air... oh no, it just flew up, and the speed was increased by N times, even if it was still babbling, I could feel it There is a screaming chicken in my heart, running in circles and screaming: 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-'.

【Are you so cowardly? 】 Shi Yu leaned on the edge of the table and took the last puff of his cigarette.

[You know a chicken! 】

Knowing that the official aircraft carrier would take over that thing, Shi Yu's tense nerves finally relaxed.Human is such a strange creature, when he hangs with one breath, he feels full of energy, as if nothing happened, and when the breath is relaxed, he can basically lie down and be a salted fish.

At this moment, Shi Yu even felt that his eyes drooped automatically, almost unable to open them.

But his spirit was still excited, and he didn't want to miss this scene.

It seems that the official aircraft carrier does not need to hide anything anymore, and has not turned on the optical camouflage. It is about to reach the predetermined coordinates at this moment, and begins to glide into the water. tail.

Shi Yu can even imagine their system broadcast——

'The No. 15 engine was shut down, the aircraft carrier's descent angle was adjusted to -[-]°, and the landing was about to begin. '

'Successfully landed. '

Another red dot representing explosives was approaching the surface of the sea at this moment, and the air pollution alarm had already sounded inside the Xinghe, and the dazzling orange light was flashing, falling on his body, flickering on and off.

The official aircraft carrier has stopped sailing and quietly stopped at the predetermined location.

He yawned lazily, his eyes fixed on that direction for a second, and he chatted with the system cat in a random way: [Why did you say you didn't give it for free?Have you ever been caught? 】

When the system cat heard this, his eyes widened: "Meow?"

what are you saying?

No matter what you say, I'm just a little cat who can't talk!

Shi Yu showed a slight smile: [I'm about to fall asleep... Speak it out and listen, I swear I won't laugh. 】

【...You are obviously already laughing! 】The system cat turned its head as if it was blowing its hair, and said something aggressively, then turned back quickly, its tail flicked like a small windmill, and it slapped the console.

When Shi Yu saw its reaction, he knew that [-]% of the time it had overturned the car, or [-]% of the time the car crashed and the cat died.

But now he was too tired to talk.

It took a while before he said awkwardly: [That's... the last host of XN, that bitch was so stupid, he refused to start the mission, and went straight to the Forbidden City. You have to deduct money, because he hasn't agreed yet, and he can't move the mall. It just so happens that the other party's family still has some power, so your officials really believe it. 】

[I can only watch him happily enter the research institute... and eat official meals for a while. 】

[However, because your official technology was not very good at that time, it was almost impossible to forcibly separate me...Although I called him a fool, I have to admit that he is a pretty awesome character. After a year Actually signed the death consent directly, intending to dig out my body from my brain, absolutely. 】

[Then my well-behaved, obedient and sensible system can't afford to watch the host die, right?He is also an innocent young man, unlike you who are poor and homeless. His family has power and power, and he has the ability. It is a grievance for me to have this system——I just pretend to be invincible and run away with my own baggage That's right, throw two techniques in his mind to help him save a dog's life and it's over. 】

When the system cat said this, he still felt a little wronged, and his beard twitched: [Now... you should still eat at the official house, right?I heard that I have become the supreme commander of a certain place, so people really don't need me. 】

Shi Yu chuckled, stepped forward and put his hand on the system cat's head and rubbed it, feeling the warm fur slipping under his palm: [Our system is still very useful, and it can also operate an aircraft carrier!can hehe can not! 】

[It's because he doesn't know how to use it himself, it's because his host can't. 】

System Cat also sighed in his heart: Who said it wasn't?No one thought that Shi Yu, the host, would do such a good job. Shi Yu played this useless and incompetent fish pond system into a Neptune system that could be established in all aspects.

Is this the guidance given to it by the central system?The reward it gets after completing 9999 hosts is actually an upgrade to the Neptune system?

The system cat raised its head subconsciously and rubbed its head against Shi Yu's palm, finally couldn't help it, turned around and put its paw on Shi Yu's shoulder, Shi Yu naturally knew what it meant, stretched out his hand to hug it, and put it in his arms. Coaxing it in his arms: [Okay, he doesn’t know the goods, but I know the goods. If it weren’t for the main system, I hope I won’t be able to complete the task of the fish pond for the rest of my life. I’ll just spend my whole life at sea, harming the ocean, isn’t it good? ? 】

Shi Yu suddenly remembered the polite black kitten, and added: [Later on, if you get bored, you can call the infinite system to live here too... Actually, I don't mind having an extra kitten. 】

What I said earlier was pretty good, but when it came to the latter, the system cat gradually turned hideous: 【...Your motherfucker!Having said so much, you just fell in love with other kittens! 】

Shi Yu raised his hands in a gesture of surrender: [I didn't, I wasn't, don't talk nonsense! 】

Xinghe's radar issued a sharp warning sound, and Shi Yu immediately cheered up, and looked over together with Xie Xi.

On the sea in the distance, a black ball broke through the water, drawing a beautiful parabola in the air, and the immovable aircraft carrier suddenly moved, and several light curtains were opened on the ship. What the hell.

I saw that the aircraft carrier had already sailed to the point of the parabola when the black ball was in a downward trend, and several light curtains blocked the buffer layer by layer, and then managed to catch the black ball firmly.

Several modules on the ship were opened, the mechanical arm stretched, and the black ball was smashed into a box, and then something was poured into the box, and the outside was wrapped with a silver film layer by layer, and a second box, continue the operation just now.

This set of procedures is extremely fast, and the mechanical arm is almost dancing afterimages. It was not until the black ball was wrapped in more than a dozen layers that it changed from a three-meter-diameter sphere into a container one-third the size of an aircraft carrier. stop.

Shi Yu couldn't help but laugh, just looking at the other party's actions, he also knew that this operation actually made them a little bit embarrassed.

Uncle, it really won't die anyway if you blow it up, so just throw it away casually?

I can't accept it.

The aircraft carrier carrying the explosives slowly left Shi Yu's field of vision. Instead, he operated the Xinghe and began to slow down. Almost a few seconds later, a silver shadow leaped out from the sea and landed very steadily on the On the Xinghe, the deck module opened, and the mermaid was welcomed inside.

The camera is still faithfully tracking Siren's movements, Siren looked over thoughtfully, as if he could see Shi Yu in the command cabin through the camera, his lips moved slightly: [I'm back. ]

...It's back, that's good, this fish looks quite alive and kicking.

...it's all right, it's all over.

He can sleep now.

Thinking of this, Shi Yu leaned on the command chair and fell into a dream in an instant.

***

When I woke up again, it was another sunny day.

The sea breeze without any peculiar smell blew into the room, blowing the light-colored curtains, the sunlight fell on the sheets, and the temperature was neither too hot nor too cold. Shi Yu woke up in such an environment.

It was so comfortable that it exploded.

He didn't get up in a hurry, but yawned, turned over again holding the quilt, and was about to look at the sea view outside, when a face broke into Shi Yu's sight unexpectedly.

... Uh, why is the uncle on his bed.

Isn’t the scallop bed comfy enough?

But Shi Yu hugged Siren very relieved this time, buried his face in Siren's warm neck, and rubbed him contentedly.

Once you accept this setting, it is also very touching!

Thinking of this, Shi Yu looked up at the clock on the bedside table, and found that nearly thirty hours had passed since he fell asleep.

Wait, did the uncle sleep with him on the bed for thirty hours?It's a fish, so it won't touch the water for [-] hours, OK?

Shi Yu may have just woken up, before he turned his head around, he slipped into the quilt and touched the uncle's fish tail. The scales were warm and smooth, just like fine jade, Shi Yu couldn't bear it After touching it twice, it didn't look like it was short of water, so I felt relieved.

As soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, he looked up and saw the blue eyes of the uncle. They seemed to have just woken up, and their voice was still a little sleepy. There must be a moment of dizziness: [...Huh? ]

Shi Yu was stunned for a moment, then patted the uncle's tail generously: "It's okay, just lie down for a while."

[Um. ] The uncle responded, folded his arms, and held him tightly in his arms, pressing his chin on his shoulder and slowly rubbing his shoulders, as if they were as intimate as they should be.

Shiyu... Shiyu feels okay.

Come on, just hold it like this.

Just when Yu was enjoying the tranquility, a very inappropriate cry sounded in his mind: 【Get up!The sun is drying the buttocks——! ! ! 】

Shi Yu: ...

The system cat kicked open the door of his room, rushed in enthusiastically, jumped on Shi Yu's body, and stepped on Shi Yu's arm without embarrassment at all with a body weighing more than ten kilograms: [ stand up!are you a pig? ! 】

[Fish pond, don't say that. 】The polite black kitten squatting at the door nodded to Shi Yu who was looking sideways, and greeted: 【Good morning, Shi Yu. 】

【Hey?Infinity is coming? ] Shiyu sat up in an instant, and Xixi fell off him into the quilt with a snap, and then looked at the hairy siren lying aside and squinting at it—oh yes, the uncle ran to Shiyu room slept.

Don't ask, it means that anyone who sleeps well will have a deep memory when they are lifted out of the bed and thrown out of the room.

Shi Yu beckoned infinitely: 【Come here. 】

Only then did the infinite system get up, walked in front of Shi Yu with light steps, lowered its head, then jumped into Shi Yu's arms, found a comfortable angle and nestled down, and then enjoyed Shi Yu's head touching Serving, I squinted my eyes comfortably.

[Excuse me... snoring...] The infinite system said, but couldn't help but let out a pleasant snoring sound.

The siren also sat up, with silver hair hanging loose, it reached out and picked up the infinite kitten from Shi Yu's arms, and threw it on the quilt beside it.It slowly leaned against Shi Yu's shoulder, and uttered a syllable: [Hungry. ]

The system cat and the infinite system were critically attacked at close range, and they were instantly controlled. They could only watch helplessly as Shi Yu patted the siren and coaxed it: "Okay, it's rare for the infinite system to come, let's talk outside. , I'm hungry too... Shall I take you back to the pavilion to soak in the water first?"

[Um. ] The Siren responded, and followed Shi Yu into the bathroom.

Shi Yu looked helplessly at the uncle who followed: "Why are you here? I'll take you back to the pavilion to soak in water when I go to the toilet."

Hey wait...to the bathroom?

Thinking of this, Shi Yu nodded understandingly, walked to the bathroom in the next room, and was still thinking about it—does the uncle also sit on the toilet when he goes to the bathroom?But he has paid attention to it, the back of the uncle is very smooth, and the excretory hole is obviously not on the back.

Oh, stop, the little mermaid can't go to the bathroom!Thinking about it any further, he was afraid that the aura of the uncle would be gone!

***

The air was filled with the smell of warm sunshine, and when we got outside, Shi Yu realized that the coolness brought by the sea breeze was a bit too much—to put it bluntly, it was cold.

Looking at the endless sea around him, he realized for the first time that he had really left Province H and arrived at another distant sea.

The uncle still didn't go back to the pavilion in the end, and at Shi Yu's request, he changed into clothes that at least looked normal and came to the living room with him.

Shi Yu looked at the two cats and a fish, and as the only human with hands-on ability, he resigned himself to his fate and went into the kitchen to work.

What do you have for breakfast?

He quickly decided to have a pot of sweet millet porridge, served with oily salted egg yolk and crispy meat floss, which was a perfect match.

While waiting for the porridge to be cooked, Shi Yu turned on his cell phone to see if there was any news during the time he passed out—well, he just wanted to see if he was on TV or was smothered.

However, neither the news channel nor the gossip channel has any trace of him, and there is not even any news about the aircraft carrier. The big trouble is the official video released yesterday, condemning the country X next door for smuggling garbage. Comments below Most of them were filled with righteous indignation and condemned country X. Is it itching to have such a good life.

The matter about pollution should be covered up.

Yes, such a big event can easily cause panic among the people.

Shi Yu suddenly remembered the aircraft carrier yesterday. How many times have such crises been quietly resolved by the authorities?In this way, the government has worked very hard for the masses to live a good life.

After a while, the millet porridge was ready, and when the lid was lifted, the hot water vapor and the sweet smell of melted rock sugar quickly occupied Shi Yu's nose, as if the whole room became warmer.

Shi Yu went out with the millet porridge, but saw the siren sitting on one side of the table, and the other two kittens sitting opposite, they looked at each other, but no one spoke.

It's like face to face in Shura field.

Shi Yu stepped forward to break the quiet and awkward atmosphere: [What's wrong?Are you guys playing some gawking game? 】

The siren didn't speak this time, but said through the group chat channel in Shiyu's brain: [I'm waiting for you. 】

Shi Yu put the millet porridge in front of everyone, and the system cat would not be polite, so he ate it with his head buried in it, and then grinned from the heat.The infinite system was not in a hurry to eat, but said: [Shiyu, you have to speed up the search for the heart of the ocean, the repair speed of the main system is faster than we thought. 】

【Well? 】Shiyu blew away the steam above the porridge bowl, took a sip slowly: 【I should ask you after the meal. 】

bad.

The infinite system bowed its head: [Sorry. 】

【Not saying what you mean. 】Shiyu put a duck egg yolk into the bowl of the infinite system, the orange-yellow egg yolk reflects the golden millet porridge, which looks very appetizing.Then he gave the second one to Xie Xi under Xie Xi's staring eyes, and then it was Siren and himself's turn.

It's too miserable, the family status has suddenly become the bottom.

Shi Yu sighed in his heart, what else could he do?After all, kittens are cute!Mermaids are cute too!

Seeing one fish and two cats burying their heads in eating, Shi Yu stopped talking nonsense and started to fix his own breakfast - he knew that the infinite system would not come easily, if it came, there must be something wrong.

After the meal, a few people sat around the living room and chatted with the male dubbing voice of "Daily Morning News".

The Infinity System is indeed as I expected, there is indeed something going on, and it's a big deal.In addition to the news of the early return of the main system, there is another explosive melon: [The main system is fake...or if it is true, it is also fake. 】

Shi Yu: [... Huh?WTF? 】

System Cat: [... Huh?You know all this? 】

The siren was expressionless, as if this matter had nothing to do with him - it really didn't matter.

Seeing the same melon-eating expressions of one person and one cat, the infinite system said: [When the main system was repairing the firewall, I added a crawler file to it and collected some information. After decoding, this is the most reasonable explanation. 】

[These messages are some appointment messages received by the main system, a total of 3952 pieces, one appointment message will be sent every 240 interstellar hours, the content is roughly the same: because no system under the main system has successfully completed the task, the main system temporarily Take the post of the main system, and urge the main system to cultivate qualified systems as soon as possible. 】

[The condition is to complete the existing tasks of each job system, such as the 9999 taskers who successfully complete the system challenge required by the fish pond, and the gene samples of the taskers who can successfully survive 24 hours under infinite system attacks. 】

[Because the difficulty of each system position is different, the balance conditions have been set before the existing tasks are formed, and the difficulty of completing the existing tasks for each system is the same. 】

[I have exchanged information with other dimensional systems through the siren. The average time for the normal system to complete the existing tasks is 948480 interstellar hours, but in the [-] interstellar hours of the main system agent position, none of the systems successfully completed the task successfully promotion. 】

Shi Yu's first reaction was to ask: [Then what are the benefits of being the main system?And aren't you guys the AI ​​type? Will AI be possessive? 】

The system cat yelled at the side: [Don't underestimate our AI, okay?I'm going to sue you for racism! 】

Shi Yu snatched the system cat into his arms angrily, and successfully silenced the system cat with a small dried fish: [Infinity, go on. 】

The infinite system then went on to say: [Our AI does not have possessiveness, but we made a mistake in judgment or got a virus—if it was a virus, the main system should have collapsed by now, and it is impossible to continue working.The most reasonable explanation is that the main system thinks that only it is the most suitable as the main system, so the operation is carried out so that the system of this dimension does not have any promotion. 】

Shi Yu felt confused: [It's not beneficial to do this, I really don't understand your system. 】

[I want to sue you for racial discrimination—————! 】The system cat was silenced by Xiao Yugan again, agreeing to Shi Yu's meaning by default.

【Yes. ] The infinite system nodded, carefully looked at the small dried fish on the cat's mouth of the system, and continued: [But it is a fact that it works illegally as an operating system, and the taskers of No. 121, 234, 561...9978 in the fish pond are all It failed after being operated by the main system. 】

[Fish pond is the easiest position in the system, and the average time to complete existing tasks in other dimensions is 410 interstellar hours. 】In fact, the average time to complete the task was held back by several of their infinite systems, terror systems, etc., but the infinite system felt that it was unnecessary to say.

Shi Yu lowered his head and glanced at Xi Xi, who was enjoying himself with a small dried fish in his mouth, and poked it: [How long have you been working? 】

【...Well... I'll do the math. 】The system cat snapped his fingers in a serious manner, and before he could come up with an answer, he heard the infinite system say implicitly: 【Forty thousand interstellar hours. 】

This shit is dozens of times better!

When Shi Yu thought of this, he frowned: [In other words, it is certain that I will be the next person to attack the main system. 】

[Yes. 】The infinite system replied: 【So, you must find the heart of the ocean as soon as possible and complete the task. Once a system completes the existing task, the main system will be automatically transferred to other places, and the fish pond will become the new main system. 】

Before Shi Yu could speak, the system cat was dumbfounded: 【...Meow meow?What about retiring as a salted fish after completing the mission?I still have to be the main system?Who doesn't know that the main system is busy every day? !I don't do it! 】

[Shiyu, why don't we surrender to the main system!Don't go looking for the heart of the ocean in your life, let's live an honest life together!As long as the level is not broken, there is no direct conflict of interest between the main system and us, right? 】

Unlimited system: […]

Shi Yu was about to cry because of the system cat's stupidity. He pressed the system cat's head with his hand, and put it on the ground, revealing his furry belly. Can you still get off the pirate ship? !】

[However, I also suspect that the main system has a virus. 】The infinite system suddenly said: 【It has no reason to want Siren's gene. 】

[My system already has part of the 'Mermaid' gene, if I really get the 'Siren' gene fragment, its power must be beyond the control of the main system. 】

The siren who was suddenly called said slowly: [This is already the third time. 】

Shi Yu: [...? 】

The Siren reached out and touched Shi Yu's cheek: [It's the third time I tried to get my genes. 】

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