fish pond master

The siren looked calm and indifferent, unaware that it was saying something explosive enough, just like talking casually with Shi Yu about what to have for breakfast tomorrow.

"Really?" Shi Yu asked back subconsciously, but he picked up the mermaid horizontally in his hands very neatly, and put it in the bathtub beside him.

[real. ] The mermaid replied.

The voice of the system cat came from his mind, and it sounded a little depressed.System Cat didn't notice this at first. After all, it wasn't there when it analyzed the garbage, and it was locked by black technology. Now that it's on the scene, many things are clear at a glance.

Xi Xi interrupted and said: [It's true, the radiation range is within a radius of about [-] kilometers, and it will slowly spread to the surrounding area according to the passage of time... Eventually the entire South China Sea will become a dead zone. 】

【……Hold. ] Shi Yu uttered a swear word: 【You're only talking about such a serious matter now? 】

The department said aggrievedly: [The signal here is not very good, I was affected - that thing is now a thief, I can catch the signal is already very good, my poor C drive will be crushed and exploded up. 】

[So you are all on a high level, the system disk or the C disk? 】It is obviously a very serious matter, but Shi Yu still has the mind to complain.

System Cat said that it was quite helpless: [Aren't they all the same? 】

Just when Yu was about to say something, a hand stretched out from below, hooked his neck, and pulled him into the bathtub.Because the water in the bathtub was suddenly occupied by Shi Yu, it overflowed from both sides and spread all over the floor.

Shi Yu was caught off guard, and was already lying on the body of the mermaid, which was warmed by the water temperature.

The siren embraced Shi Yu and said in a low voice: [Don't worry, I will take care of it. ]

"Huh?" Shi Yu subconsciously asked back, and then said: "Oh."

It's quite normal when you think about it carefully. The siren is the actual manager of this ocean. If it really explodes and this ocean area becomes a dead zone, it will probably be very upset, right?

But Shi Yu always felt that something was wrong, it was obviously the fault of human beings, but in the end it was up to Siren to solve it.

"You... won't get hurt, right?" Shi Yu remembered the time when the old man got stuck in oil and fell into a coma like a dead fish, and was carried by a killer whale to ask him for help: "If you will get hurt, I can let you know Let the authorities handle it."

The eyes of the two met, Shi Yu suddenly met Siren's eyes, and felt very embarrassed for some reason, as expected, Siren lowered his head and planted a kiss on the lips, and then said lazily: [This is mine. ]

Obviously, the lips are only separated at the touch of a touch, and there were not many times when the lips and teeth were intertwined before, but Shi Yu felt that his heartbeat missed a beat. He hurriedly wanted to push the siren away and get up from the bathtub, but his palm was touching When it was on the shoulder, it retracted as if it had been scalded: "This...then you put me up first?"

[Now is not the time to talk about a partner... Ugh! 】The system cat suddenly lost its voice before finishing a sentence, probably because it was gagged by the siren again, making it shut down the microphone.

[No. ] The Siren smiled slightly, it seemed to think of something, it held Shi Yu's palm in a very good mood, and interlocked his fingers: [I won't let go. ]

Shi Yu: "...?"

He stretched out his other hand to the Siren's face, pinched its flesh with two fingers and pulled it, and even twisted it: "Does it hurt?"

Shi Yu didn't wait for the siren to answer, and stretched out his hand to twist his face again: "...It hurts, sir, you really haven't been pierced by someone's soul? Or did something else take your appearance to deceive me? I Tell you, sirens never talk like that, okay?!"

He paused and explained: "Soul wear means that your body is taken away by other souls."

The siren lowered its head and kissed Shi Yu's nose intimately, and finally caught his lips, and the syllables overflowed from the gap between their lips: [No. ]

This time it wasn't a matter of breaking apart at the touch of a finger, the cold tip of his tongue was tightly entangled with Shiyu's, and occasionally he would let go when he was panting, and then he went deeper to explore.Shi Yu wondered if the uncle's tongue had grown longer, and it felt like it was sticking out to his throat.

Shi Yu was a little panicked suddenly, it had nothing to do with his blushing, but this kind of behavior always made him have a fear of being swallowed up, that kind of indescribable fear that he hadn't felt for a long time enveloped him all at once Woke up, maybe the warning line in my mind was triggered, and I couldn't help struggling when I knew it was nothing serious, it was just being kissed and slobbered.

Shi Yu was still held by the siren with one hand, and kept pushing against its shoulder with the other hand, seeing that it was useless, he stretched out his hand to pull the siren's neck and jaw, trying to tear him away.

Maybe the siren was annoyed, turned over and pushed him against the bathtub.

The water in the bathtub surged again, his legs kicked wildly, but his waist was tightly suppressed by the fish's tail, and he couldn't escape at all.

"...well... let go..." Between the gap between the intertwined lips and teeth, Shi Yu turned his face sideways and finally said two words, and the next second his jaw was pinched, making it easier for the mermaid Grabbing the prey that I have been watching for a long time.

During the struggle, he didn't know who had bitten whom, the blood dyed the excessively secreted saliva pink, overflowed from Shiyu's lips, and then slid down his neck.

Shi Yu was breathing rapidly, obviously he didn't need to breathe, but he felt that the air in his chest was getting less and less, and he desperately wanted to be free in exchange for fresh air.

Finally, before Shi Yu could bear it no longer, Siren let go of his lips and tongue, and Sri slowly licked away the pink water mark on his jaw from bottom to top.

The end of the water mark is Shi Yu's lips, the siren's warm lips touched his lips, and then leaned on Shi Yu's shoulder intimately, and uttered a syllable in his ear: [… …Um? ]

When his senses came back, Shi Yu didn't even dare to move his legs anymore. He held his mouth for a long time, but couldn't hold back the fragrance: "I'm damn..."

This is really a little hard, to show respect.

It's not the siren, it's him!

Shi Yu realized one thing very clearly: it's over, he's gone crazy.

Now explaining is covering up, in fact, he just reacted to a fish!

The siren hugged Shiyu, enjoying the silence for a while, then got up and climbed out of the bathtub. The fish tail turned into legs the moment it got out of the bathtub. It didn't mind letting Shiyu look at its body, and leaned over to pat After patting Shi Yu's face, he walked out without any concealment.

[wait for me. ]

Shi Yu watched helplessly as the old man walked out, and the thought in his heart was... Excuse me, I feel that I will be very happy in the future.

The system cat is finally unblocked and can speak freely: [Just... can you wait a little longer?Isn't it just Wei Wei showing his respect?normal.Can we get down to business first? 】

Shi Yu was still in a dazed state: [What else is there? 】

The system cat didn't make a sound, not sure if it was because of anger or something.

After a while, the door of the bathroom was opened, and the chubby orange cat came in with unrecognizable steps. It jumped onto the edge of the bathtub in a hurry, and gave Shi Yu a few loving slaps with the paw pads without hesitation. Let him wake up: [Wake up!Isn't it just a couple of kisses!After the matter is settled, can't you go and kiss me again? !Grandpa will definitely welcome you! 】

[Damn it, I don't...] When Shi Yu said this, he suddenly fell silent, refusing to set a flag for himself.

I can no longer plant flags for myself, my face will be swollen from beating.

The system cat looked at him with contempt: [Do you know why it is so difficult for human beings to develop? ——Don't think about it, because human beings will lose their rationality when they become emotional, hot chicken stuff. 】

Shi Yu turned his face away impatiently, a little guilty, and refused to look at the department again: [If you have something to say, don't talk nonsense. 】

[Call Shi Jie and ask him to arrange for someone to pick up the bomb that the uncle dug up. 】The system cat performed the cat-mao boxing. If it wasn't for its physical condition, it could push Shiyu into the water to wake him up: [There is still garbage at sea, don't you want to deal with it?Didn't you come here to pick up trash together? 】

【The results of it?I worked so hard to collect garbage over there, and you are here to kiss me with the uncle? 】

[Although I am not a person, Shi Yu, you are a real dog! 】

Shi Yu is very adult and consciously ignores the next two sentences that will embarrass him - as long as he is not embarrassed, the embarrassing is someone else! [Didn't the uncle say that he would take it away?What about me? 】

【... How did you get it away, sir?Can a fish open its mouth so-can it swallow a lot of that thing?It shouldn't be a mermaid, it should be a Pixiu. 】

[If you catch it and send it to a quarantined place as soon as possible, why not put it on a boat and let it explode?It might as well be blown up in the trench!At least there is still sea water blocking it! 】

【Where's your brain?Really finished by the uncle? 】

Only then did Shi Yu realize: 【Oh? ……oh! 】

He started to look for his mobile phone everywhere, and when he made a call to contact him, he didn't realize that the mobile phone was in his trouser pocket.

The system cat banged its head against the wall, really, if there is another tasker, it must forbid the host to fall in love!

He's obviously quite smart, but this hasn't been discussed seriously yet. After being kissed twice, he becomes dizzy and doesn't know what he's doing!

At this moment, Shi Yu finally found his mobile phone in his trouser pocket, and called Shi Jie.

"Brother, is it convenient for you to talk here?"

It was also a coincidence that Shi Jie just finished packing up a wave of garbage and went back to the cabin to rest.His fishing boat is not like Shiyu's black technology. Although there are warehouses for storing fish inside the fishing boat, it still needs to be packed manually.

Shi Jie frowned slightly, raised his hand and turned off the radio that had been ringing in the room, and asked, "Okay, what's the matter?"

"The news I'm going to say next is quite explosive, but you must believe it, and don't ask me why I know it, anyway, I just know it."

"Your words sound familiar." Shi Jie replied, "The informants I met before usually said the same thing."

"Then are you still listening?" Shi Yu raised his eyebrows: "Time is precious, counted in seconds."

Shi Jie straightened his face, and subconsciously felt that Shi Yu's second sentence was not a joke: "Say it."

"There is something terrible in the garbage, and it has sunk into the trench." Shi Yu said quickly: "I don't know what it is, and I don't know the exact size, but I know it will explode in ten hours—or It may be an operation similar to an explosion. I don’t know, but after the explosion, the effect is similar to a nuclear bomb. The radius of influence is [-] kilometers. The explosion will cause a tsunami with pollutants. At that time, no one from the ground to the sea will be able to survive."

"After the explosion, the pollution will spread in the later stage. Now someone has gone down to fish it, and it is expected to get it up within an hour. On the way up, the pollution will increase greatly. It is necessary to evacuate people urgently, and the authorities need to get a transport Ships...airplanes, cars, whatever—if you're not afraid of death, then take this thing to a safe place and let it explode. I don't know anything else, don't ask."

Shi Jie paused for a moment, and then said: "Can you use your life to guarantee that what you say is true? If it is false, you and I should have a lifetime of public dinner."

"I can." Shi Yu explained: "If it wasn't so terrible, I couldn't solve it, and I wouldn't come to tell you."

What does it mean to tell Shijie?

He just informed the official when he passed.

The radius is [-] kilometers, which is enough to radiate to the land. Coupled with the subsequent spread, half of the rabbit dynasty will suffer eight lifetimes of bloody bad luck.

Shi Yu couldn't explain who had such a great ability to get that thing up, and he couldn't explain how he knew it ahead of the official. When it came to this, Shi Yu had already thought about it for a while. If he gets caught, he will run away with his uncle, at worst, he will be named as a wanted criminal, and hide in the deep sea with his fish, when the time comes, no one can do anything to him.

——Actually, it’s mainly Xixi. If it’s really a family meal, Xixi is the one to be afraid of. He has a salted fish, and he doesn’t have any fear at all. He even enjoys being locked up as long as he has air-conditioning and watermelon wifi.

The department has done so much just to let him safely advance to the seventh level and complete its performance indicators. This thing is not created by the department, so it cannot be dragged down.

Shi Yu thought very clearly, neither he nor the system cat can make this thing really explode.

He is a citizen of the Rabbit Dynasty, and he has the right and the obligation to protect his country from being violated. If it’s a thing... In fact, it’s a big deal to change the host to continue the task. Even if it’s not easy to find a host in the future—whoever wants to go to the seaside Come?

"I see." Shi Jie replied, planning to hang up the phone.

The system cat quickly reminded: [There is still garbage!The garbage must be cleaned up before the uncle comes up!Before the uncle came up, there was no one in this area—except for those who risked their lives. 】

Shi Yu hesitated for a moment, and was about to run away. There was nothing to hide, so he hurriedly stopped Shi Jie: "Wait, I'll start picking up trash later, ask my sister-in-law how many boats are still empty , Tell them to open the cabin and don't move - don't ask, just be obedient and it's over.

"Okay." Shi Jie hung up the phone.

Shi Yu took a deep breath, ignoring his wetness, and ordered while walking outside: [Change the fishing boat to the first mode. 】

【okay!The first mode is starting...] The system cat shook its fur, and sat on the command chair in the command cabin with vigor, and was immediately picked up by Shi Yu, who moved his lips: [This is mine. 】

He will not give up the command of an aircraft carrier that may only be played once in a lifetime!

Shi Yu hugged the system cat and sat on the command chair, cocked his legs very well, and smiled slightly: "The first mode is activated."

The system cat rolled his eyes, and specially tuned a ruthless standard system sound for the aircraft carrier to use as AI: "The first mode system is successful.

, Xinghe is here to welcome the captain. "

Shi Yu: [Didn't you say it was the Archangel? 】

The system cat whispered: [Plagiarism is shameful. 】

【...It's okay. 】

The entire fishing boat was submerged by the clear blue light, followed by an aircraft carrier like a futuristic technology.The energy furnace, which is said to be picked up by the main system as long as it has a chance, finally showed its true strength. After a short gliding, it sent the entire mothership into the sky-it is really not a civilian generator!

It's time to talk about overkill!

On the other side of the official command ship, Gu Ming was still on the phone, and Shi Xie was talking: "I mean, don't be surprised if you see anything later... there may be something beyond common sense."

The paper cup in Gu Ming's hand fell on the table, and the tea poured over half of the table, but no one cared about it at this time.

"...Fuck..." Gu Ming took a deep breath and uttered a dirty word, his tone was still very calm and indifferent as if everything was under control: "...Are you talking about the thing behind you? I think it's okay, It’s not particularly beyond common sense, at least it’s still within the scope of technology.”

Shi Jie heard the sound and turned his head to look: "...fuck."

He originally thought that Shi Yu had come up with some kind of gods and ghosts. After all, he had come into contact with it a few times when he was on a mission before, although he couldn't tell the reason - it might be that the information was too secret and he couldn't get in touch with it. , but it is true that some people suddenly obtained some supernatural powers and the like. He summed up Shiyu's behavior in the past year, and thought that his brother might just meet by chance.

What kind of eyes can see things, can pinch and count, can catch ghosts and invite gods, contract with Pokemon, step into the threshold of cultivating immortals and become able to spit water and fire... Generally speaking, he has a little psychology Ready, still acceptable.

In the end, he never expected that his brother's abilities were actually based on black technology? !

Are abilities so advanced with the times now?

***

Shi Yu's heart gradually stabilized as the aircraft carrier gradually rose. The command cabin display screen showed the surrounding scene in 360 degrees, and even showed the coordinates and location, marking the outline of every piece of garbage.

Shi Yu seemed to have entered another world, his mind was still a little excited, but his movements were very clean and quick, and his body moved automatically and precisely.

The garbage on the sea surface was attracted by an invisible force and flew up, gradually gathered in the air, and then flew to the garbage compartment of the nearest ship.

Shi Yu even had the thoughts to force the system cat: [Tell me, what should we do if there is no uncle? 】

He is also bad, what he is thinking at the moment is if it is not for the uncle or him, how the officials will deal with this matter.The calculation function of the set point system cat came up with several sets of plans and threw them to Shijie. Since the other country can do such a shameless thing, I am afraid that it will not be peaceful in the future.

But it doesn't matter, does it still treat their rabbit as the previous rabbit who can be bullied by anyone?Now the rabbit is a rogue rabbit, left-handed economics and right-handed truth, anyone who dares to come to the door will solve it for you face-to-face, if the left hand is not good, then the right hand, free shipping worldwide, the other party generally praises it by default.

At the end, Dayi said awe-inspiringly: I didn't want to do anything, but you forced me to do it. Wouldn't it be good for us to be friends and make a fortune together?

The system cat is in Shi Yu's arms, staring at the screen, casually giving Shi Yu an analysis: [It depends on whether the cost is calculated or not. 】

[How to do it if the cost is recorded, and how to do it if the cost is not considered? 】

System Cat quickly came up with the answer: [One, calculate the cost.You go to the official, let the official start the search, the depth of the thing can only be explored by the official, it is impossible to tamper with it with the current technological strength - but you can, you go down to find the thing and send it to Officials can use krypton gold and krypton life to operate the depth, and then transport it away. 】

[However, you will be very painful in the middle. Judging from your current ability level, although you can wrap yourself with clean water, this thing is penetrating damage. Now this pollution can be hurt even if you stand on the boat— —The main reason is that it is already in a deep place, so it is not so obvious, and ordinary humans can stick to it. 】

【During the search, the pollution will probably bring you continuous corrosive pain. You can clearly feel your internal organs and skin gradually melting. After an hour, your body will turn into a puddle of sewage and die when it reaches its limit. , Immediately after the resurrection, dived into the sea again to search. 】

[If it goes well enough, the only thing we have to worry about is how we run away... Although the ending is the same as now, the process is very different.Dry, this is already the most conservative and smoothest version. 】

Shi Yu thought for a while and said: [What about the others? 】

[Second, we don't care about the cost... It's almost the same as the above, but you solve the underwater part yourself, and I'll send it to the official ship when it's up, so it's considered a supernatural event.The good news is that other people will be fine with this plan. The bad news is that according to calculations, you should use your sixth life, and then you will be gone. You will die completely. I will find the next host. 】

【Third, that is the operation I most likely recommend and force you to perform—don’t worry about it, I’ll go through the official firewall and tell them to evacuate immediately and let that thing fly freely.Later, we will go abroad directly and find a clean sea area to live on.The old rules, I will handle all the formalities for you, and you don’t need to pack your things. You can just take yourself on the plane. I guarantee that everything will be exactly the same when you arrive in the new land, except that you may need to use other languages ​​​​on a daily basis. 】

[I can even solve the problem of language for you directly, without you needing to learn it. 】

[That's it, the department is awesome. ] Shi Yu boasted: [Then what if there is no me?Our country wouldn't play without supernatural beings? 】

The system cat didn't realize it and continued: [No, actually this time it was discovered very timely. I expected that the officials would understand what was hidden below in another hour, but when they acted, it would be considered as krypton gold. Adding krypton life is at best to control the loss in the sea. Anyway, this sea area will definitely not be used in the past ten years. 】

[According to the current technology tree, something that can restrain pollution will definitely be developed in ten years, and then this sea area can be restored. 】

Shi Yu thought about what happened before: [Actually, it is still avoidable, that is, we have ghosts mixed in, if only we found out in advance. 】

[Don't worry about it, you're just eating the money from selling Chinese cabbage and thinking about selling drugs!It is impossible for any country to achieve perfection. Your country is already very good—at least in so many countries in the world that I have experienced, your country can be ranked in the top three. 】

[Aren't there two more? 】

[Those two members are all engaged in yellow. 】

Shi Yu: [Huh?Can it still be in the top three? 】

The system cat sneered disdainfully: [Everyone is thinking about pornography, who has time to intrigue?All development is for the purpose of better pornography. With all due respect, this kind of country where all the people are working together to engage in pornography is really not comparable to you - just be a good person, don't compare with weird ones. 】

[What you said makes sense, but I am speechless. 】

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