fish pond master

Today's weather is amazing, it's a foggy day.

As soon as Shi Yu opened the window, he saw a snow-white outside, and his brain, which had just been awake for less than 5 minutes, hadn't reacted for a while.He blinked his eyes and yawned out of the window, then slowly remembered: Oh, it turned out to be fog.

The mist was so thick that even the small pavilion not far away was submerged in the mist, leaving only a dark cornice looming.

[Is the uncle back yet? 】 Shi Yu asked.

The system cat also jumped onto the window sill, opened its bloody mouth and yawned, and then lazily replied: [I came back early, what happened in the middle of the night last night, I walked for less than three hours, maybe I went swimming Bar. 】

【may be. 】Shi Yu put his hands in his pockets, and walked out slowly: 【What do you want to eat in the morning?Lighter or thicker red sauce?I see that Shiwang also got two hoofs, stewed at noon to make shredded hoofs? 】

The system cat immediately became energetic: [Will it taste better if you marinate it first?Wait for me to draw a menu for you... Just marinate it first, and wait until the evening. 】

【also. 】

Shiyu is particularly talkative today—probably because he doesn't have a job.

Humans are such lazy animals.He now has more than 200 million tokens on him, plus several groups of random fry that have stacked up to 9999, and he can't upgrade and spend them all, so he feels very rich, and he feels relaxed all over his body.

Shi Yu felt that he was very able to understand the feelings of the Sanhe masters - working for one day, you can play for three days, which is great!

Shi Yu packed up the breakfast and prepared one for the uncle as usual, but he planned to send it to him after he finished eating.

Today's breakfast is not a gout set meal, but a refreshing millet porridge, boiled thick, with a spoonful of white sugar in it, it tastes sweet and delicious, and it is paired with the newly bought seaweed and meat floss, even a thief like the system cat hates it The porridge stuff was silent, and they buried their heads in eating hard.

Shi Yu added a spoonful of sugar to his porridge bowl, stirred it, and opened a certain scarf casually to see if there were any anecdotes to pass the time today. He lowered his head and took a sip of the porridge, then raised his eyes to see the opening of a certain scarf On the advertisement page, the phrase 'fucking handsome' came out.

The system cat heard it, and leaned over to take a look: [Huh?A new traffic star, right?To say handsome... I think you are insulting the uncle, but I didn't realize that Shi Yu actually likes this type? 】

[This is obviously a different style from Grandpa, okay? ] Shiyu was eating porridge, and clicked into the star's page without any hassle.

If it is said that the uncle is an uncanny workmanship of nature and cannot be described, this one is obviously an accidental one who is as delicate as a master... It's not that he looks like a plastic surgery monster, but that this one's appearance is It's very similar to the characters in modeling or paintings. Good-looking is good-looking. Every line of him seems to be directed at Shi Yu's psychological standard.

Hmm... Strictly speaking, it looks like a virtual character in a CG blockbuster, not a real human being.

The system cat looked at his focused expression, and said quietly: 【Do you know what you look like now? 】

【what? 】

[The wretched man who is full of warmth and lust, is about to prepare a roll of tissues in a while. 】

【climb! ] Shi Yuqu raised his fingers and tapped on Xixi's forehead: [I haven't hit you for a day, and my skin is itchy?I'm a normal gay guy who appreciates good-looking men, and just because he's good-looking doesn't mean I want to fuck him!The uncle is also good-looking, do you think I look like I want to fuck the uncle!Why do you always think of going to Xiasanlu? 】

[The uncle is a fish, he is a human being, but there is one thing to say, it is better to mess with the uncle than to mess with him. 】The system cat wanted to say more, but when Shiyu raised his hand threateningly, he hummed and chirped, stopped talking, and continued to drink the porridge obediently.

Shi Yu was watching, when suddenly there were footsteps behind him, and when he turned his head, he saw the uncle walking slowly.

Today's uncle wore a wide-sleeved robe and walked barefoot, and the flaps of his robes fluttered like a fairy.Shi Yu tilted his head: "Why are you wearing this?"

After yesterday, Shi Yu very consciously changed 'you' to 'you'.

He pondered that although this line of friendship might not reach the level of close friends, it is almost at the stage of good friends.

Sure enough, the siren didn't express any objection.

The siren sat down beside Shi Yu and didn't answer.His eyes fell on his face, and then he glanced at the mobile phone in his hand, holding his mouth with one hand, obviously waiting to be fed.

Shi Yu curiously grabbed a piece of the Siren's sleeve to look at it, and saw the sparkling light on the sleeve, and a little bit of starlight, inexplicably resembling the uncle's tail fin.

The siren doesn't mind either, just let him grab it.

It's okay when Shi Yu finished reading it, and didn't want to think about why the uncle came in ancient costume today, got up and served him a bowl of porridge in a good temper, and put a plate of seaweed and dried meat floss in front of it: "Eat porridge today, don't you?" I know if you can get used to it."

After that, Shi Yu replaced the chopsticks in front of the siren with a spoon, and stuffed it into its hand.

With the chopstick proficiency of the uncle, I still don't expect him to be able to use chopsticks to drink porridge.

The Siren lowered his head and started to eat. He seemed to like this sweet taste very much. His brows and eyes were stretched, which really filled the room with brilliance.

Shi Yu looked at it, then looked at the celebrity on the phone, inexplicably remembered what he said just now, he was a little embarrassed for some reason, and silently turned off the phone.

——It’s hard to compare, it’s really hard to compare.

Don't human beings get too excited about comparing their beauty with mermaids, as Xixi said, it's humiliating to mermaids.

It's better to mess with the uncle than to mess with him.

Shi Yu also lowered his head and started to eat. Just halfway through his meal, he saw a long and white hand stretched out and took away the mobile phone next to him.Shi Yu's hand was held, and he pulled it to unlock it.

The siren glanced at the male human being on the advertisement that was on, and obviously closed it without any interest. He swiped through two pages casually, and didn't know what it clicked. A pop-up window popped up, and then Shiyu Did you hear...cross talk?

The thing about cross talk is that no matter what you are doing, whether you listen to it or not, it is easy to laugh out.

When Siren clicked in, it happened to be the climax of this cross talk. Before Shi Yu had time to snatch his mobile phone, a mouthful of porridge was still stuck in his throat. After just two sentences, he couldn't hold back a burst of laughter. Lived up to expectations and choked.

As a fat nerd who has been on the Internet all year round, the system cat also choked.

One person and one cat were coughing crazily over there.

"Cough... Siren, don't listen to cross talk while eating!"

The Siren looked over with a straight face, as if asking what cross talk is, and looked at the person and the cat with a bit of doubt, laughing and coughing and laughing at the same time.

Obviously, there is no way to get the jokes in cross talk.

However, this did not prevent it from showing a gentle smile when it looked at Yu Yu, reaching out and wiping a little bit of seaweed on his lips with his fingertips.

While coughing, Shi Yu couldn't help covering his heart - it was all his fault!What nonsense you can do!He really wanted to grab the siren's finger in one bite now!

Shiyu, don't be impulsive!That's a mermaid!

You are not the kind of person who engages in such heavy tastes as human-animal play!

Even if its upper body looks like a human, it won't work!

After the meal, Shi Yu and the Department watched the grandpa stroll outside, looking a bit like an ordinary grandpa going for a walk in the park after dinner.

After Shi Yu finished washing the dishes, he called to Xi Xi: 【Come on, come ashore with me and go surfing. 】

[Thank you, don't take me with you if you're dating, I'm afraid of getting hot eyes. 】

[Okay, then I will go to eat alone. I also ordered the buffet at the restaurant I went to last time. It seems that I can only eat alone. 】

【...Dad loves me again! ] Xi Xi flew onto Shi Yu's leg, then slid up his shoulder along his thigh, and waved his fat paw: 【Get up! 】

Shi Yu patted it on the head with a smile, and went out with the key.

The uncle is standing on the edge of the fishing raft, looking into the distance, with a tall body, matching the vast mist and the looming sea in front of him, his silver hair flying, it really has such an artistic conception.

Shi Yu boarded the boat and waved at it: "Then Xi Xi and I are going out, you stay at home and look after the house!"

The Siren nodded and watched Shi Yu's ship go away.

***

Today's fog is really heavy, and it hasn't cleared yet. Fortunately, there are no boats on the sea, and there will be no traffic accidents if you drive casually-except for hitting the rocks.

However, with the system's navigation system, it is not easy for Shi Yu to hit the rocks.

In the vast white world, a flashing red light pierced through the fog. Shi Yu knew it was a ship at a glance, and fiddled with the rudder slightly to divert the two sides' channels so as not to directly collide with them.

When it got closer, Shi Yu realized that it was actually a big boat, and his small boat happened to pass by the other boat. If he hadn't turned the rudder just now, he would have directly collided with it.But even so, when Shi Yu's boat passed by, it was almost deflected by the current brought by the opponent's boat. If he hadn't subconsciously pulled the steering rod in the opposite direction, he would probably have hit the opponent.

Shi Yu poked Xi Xi who was nestled in his arms: 【You don't say anything? 】

[What are you afraid of, didn't you miss it! 】The system cat stretched, put its paw on Shi Yu's shoulder, leaned over to rub Shi Yu's face, and was about to say something, when a barely audible sound suddenly appeared from behind, the system cat screamed : [Fuck, someone fell into the water! 】

Shi Yu subconsciously turned his head to look, and sure enough there were unnatural splashes on the water.

Someone on the boat had already discovered it, and hurriedly threw the life buoy down while screaming.

What's the use of this!This ship is sailing!As far as people fall from the boat, even if they stand on the boat and jump down with force, it is still within the influence of the propeller's water flow. If one is not easily carried by the water flow, it will be sent away on the spot, and there will not even be a whole body left.

Shi Yu immediately twisted the steering rod, and the boat drew a semicircle on the sea surface, and caught up with the slow-moving boat in a short while.When the people on the boat saw the boat that had just passed by returning, they immediately shouted: "Help—someone has fallen into the water!"

The other person was older, and he opened his mouth very vehemently: "Brother, save someone! If you save someone, you will be given 10 yuan! If you can't save someone, you will have to work hard!"

Shi Yu didn't even look at it. In order to go ashore, he was dressed quite normally today. He quickly took off his coat and jumped into the water.

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