fish pond master

Shi Yu's first reaction was to cover the system cat's mouth.

But it's not the same thing, Xixi communicates with him through the brain, covering his mouth can't stop him from being provocative, and at the speed of his speech, even if covering his mouth is helpful, Xixi has already finished speaking.

The system cat looked down at the big hand on his face, struggled a bit, and after getting rid of Shi Yu's hand, he simply crawled along his arm to his shoulder: 【Why cover my mouth?Are you poisonous?Come on, let me tell you about that stupid uncle...]

【Stop!Don't say that word! 】Shi Yu said with a heartbroken face:【The Sirens are very kind to us and very tolerant, except that they didn't know us at the beginning and gave us two open door kills, but the losses are also within the acceptable range, right? You can't say Siren, Siren is good, I love it! 】

The system cat was dumbfounded: [Shiyu, you have changed!You have a change of heart! 】

[I've liked the uncle for a long time! 】Shiyu stretched out his hand to pinch Xixi's mouth, signaled Xixi with his eyes to stop talking nonsense, and then said to it: 【Grandpa, don't even look at who it is!The whole ocean is covered by it!Lord of the ocean!It looks so beautiful!Is there anything wrong with boasting that there is nothing wrong with shaking the world and crying ghosts and gods?Good character!He is obedient and not noisy, although sometimes he is colder!But I just damn like Grandpa like this! 】

It's a pity that the system cat can't get the hint in Shi Yu's eyes at all. It only sees Shi Yu's eyes shining brightly and flickeringly, with an appearance of being fascinated.

The system cat turned its face sideways and looked at Shi Yu, its eyes full of disbelief: [Shi Yu, are you crazy!You were still yelling at me yesterday for not being able to fart a fart like a speech impediment, if it weren’t for...]

【Shut up! 】Shi Yu said: 【That was me yesterday!Not who I am today! 】

Stop talking, you little idiot, there is a high probability that our encrypted call has already been tapped, okay? ! !You still have to open your mouth and shut up, you idiot, what's the difference between pointing at its nose and scolding it in front of others!

The system cat couldn't believe it and said: [Then you put half a pot of salt in the porridge this morning, so you love it? ! 】

【My hands were shaking!shaking hands!Do you understand! 】

【You obviously planned to throw it away and cook it again!But tell me that when I think about it later, the uncle is from the sea anyway, so it should be fine to eat more salt!Just pass it on! ! ! 】

[You fucking shut up quickly!Little ancestor! ] Shiyu can't wait to sew up the output port in the system cat's brain!Can it stop talking!Let's stop talking, okay?

He should have thought of it earlier!As for the uncle who can directly connect to the Internet by relying on mental power, can blow up the main system along the line, and can control the mind to read thoughts with a word, how can he not hear the brainwave conversation between him and the line!

Oh, he feels like he's socially dead now!

Shi Yu doesn't want to see the uncle at all now, he is afraid that the next second he sees the uncle, he can use his toes to buckle the wooden floor of the small pavilion into a seven-star Lu palace, and then bury himself in it!

——Of course, the uncle probably won't give him a chance to move.

Shi Yu looked back at the small pavilion in the distance like a thief, and slammed the door shut with a guilty conscience.

Although there is no egg use, but at least I feel safe psychologically!

Xi Xi was held in his arms, and Shi Yu went to the side to take a pen and paper, and then told the system cat all his speculations, the system cat opened its green eyes wide, and looked at Shi Yu in disbelief. , looked at the paper again, and patted the paper with cat's paws randomly as if the three views had collapsed, demonstrating what it means to beat the table with strength.

At the end, it clamped the pen with its claws, and wrote a line of standard Song typeface: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'll report it right now!Uncle is a BUG in our world!It's not something that a waste wood system like me should face at all! ]

[Wait, I'll ask that bastard who is infinite! ]

After finishing writing, the system cat's head tilted, and the pink tongue was pulled out, obviously the soul is no longer in the cat's shell.

Shi Yu sat with his arms around Xi Xi for a while, and burned the paper with a lighter. When the white paper was turned into a piece of ashes, his mind also settled down—it’s not a bad thing for the uncle to hear, and the friendship line has been reached. Now, he doesn't have to be afraid, when he talks to Xi Xi in the future, he will just keep his mouth shut.

Everything else is normal, and there is nothing that the uncle cannot hear.

The most important thing is that the uncle is obviously at odds with the main system. From this point of view, what he and the department had imagined to provoke the uncle and the main system, so that the two of them graduated by fishing in troubled waters was basically done.

When I thought of this, I felt better again.He got up and stuffed the tether into the bed, and took a bath with the towel, and played with the phone after washing, seeing that the tether still had no intention of coming back, he just hugged it and fell asleep.

This sleep was very sweet. When I woke up, it was just dawn, and the half-bright light passed through the window, dyeing the whole room in a smoggy blue. The kitten in my arms was still nestling quietly, warm Shi Yu's body was very comfortable to hug.

The department hasn't come back yet?

Shi Yu yawned, lifted the quilt and planned to lift the system cat up to have a look, but when he lifted it, he found that it looked a little light...

[Why did your hair turn black! ! ! 】

The cat opened its eyes, its pupils were sharp golden, and its muscles were smooth. It was the kind of kitten that exuded the message "I can hit ten at a time".

[Woo... I'm here, are you an idiot, Shiyu! 】The voice of the system cat came from the side.

Shi Yu turned his head to look, and found that the quilt on his right side was bulging, and after a while, an orange cat's head came out from the front, opened its bloody mouth and yawned, pawed slowly Step on the quilt.

Shi Yu stiffly shifted his gaze to this domineering big guy: 【Then where did this come from...? 】

[Unlimited! 】The system cat cast a glance at Shi Yu, that expression was full of disdain and contempt.It got out from under the quilt, jumped into Shi Yu's arms, licked its paws and said: [This is not the main system busy repairing the server, Infinity is here to play with me. 】

[...? ? ? ] Shi Yu was a little bit overwhelmed: 【Then why is it on my bed!Still in my arms! 】

Then the system cat gave him a slap in the face, and the pink meat pad didn't hurt much on the face, so the system cat said: [Then I have to ask you!In the middle of the night, I turned over and threw it away. I hugged Infinity and didn't let go, and I was about to stuff it into my arms. I bit you twice and you didn't wake up. Blame me? 】

Shi Yu followed its gaze and looked at his wrist. Sure enough, there was a cat's teeth mark on his wrist, and another on the back of his hand. It seemed that the system cat had bitten fiercely at that time, and now there are still teeth marks. Even the skin on the canines was broken.

Shi Yu complained in grief and indignation: [Then why is Infinity not a dog? 】

[I've been calling you an old dog, why aren't you a dog? 】The system cat asked back.

At this moment, the infinite system has only joined the group chat, and it feels very obvious, as if the private chat of two people has been pulled into a chat group of three.Infinite's voice also fit Shi Yu's imagination very well, a little cold and deep: [Hello, tasker Shi Yu, I am Infinite System No. 10. 】

Shi Yu put down the black kitty embarrassingly, and the Infinity System squatted down on the quilt, his golden eyes looked at Shi Yu without hesitation: 【Come to visit rashly, I'm very sorry. 】

[...It's okay, haha ​​you are very welcome. 】

The system cat flicked its tail in disdain, and gave each of Shi Yu and Unlimited System a paw: [You play chicken! 】

It pointed at the infinite system with its paw: [I am a young student, Xueba, as I told you, I was tricked by the dog who was tricked into using it as a wireless system. 】

It pointed to Shiyu again: [Shiyu, you know, one of my own. 】

Unlimited System nodded very reservedly: [Yes. 】

Shi Yu: [Yes. 】

System Cat: [What do you two mean!Say something quickly!Time is tight, Valla! 】

Only then did Shi Yu ask: [Then...how did the infinite system come here?Are you pressed for time?Doesn't it mean that the main system is busy repairing software? 】

The system cat snorted softly, urging Shi Yu to get up quickly: 【That must be very nervous!It's rare for it to slip out and take a vacation!I also want to take it to try my mussels!Oh yes, there are also dried fish, cat pudding, candy licks, canned venison...]

After the system cat reported more than a dozen kinds of snacks in one go, he squinted at Shi Yu: [Get up and cook!Let's talk nonsense later!And that butter steak I want three pieces! 】

Shi Yu: […]

So is it really on vacation? !

Forget it, let's give it some face because it's rare for my kitty to have friends.Shi Yu got up helplessly, walked to the bathroom, and said as he walked: [OK, OK, can I brush my teeth first? 】

[Hurry up! 】

When Shi Yu came out of the bathroom, he had already cleaned and refreshed. He opened the door and said, "Let's go, let's play in the living room. I'll cook breakfast for you." 】

Xi Xi didn't hesitate too much, followed Shi Yu in two or three steps, jumped up from behind him, and then... didn't jump high enough, but somehow grabbed Shi Yu's sweatshirt, and crawled along the shirt to Shi Yu. On Yu's shoulder, it looked back at the infinite system and looked up at it from below, urging: [Why are you standing there, come up! 】

The Infinite System nodded, and with a light jerk, it landed on Shi Yu's shoulder lightly and silently, occupying the other half.

Shi Yu: ...Damn it, you died again!

Shi Yu took two steps, feeling that his center of gravity was not stable, he held them both in his arms one by one impatiently, and the two kittens stayed in his arms, one on the left and the other on the right.He strode to the living room, threw both of them onto the sofa, took out two cans of yogurt from the refrigerator, and poured them out: [Let's use a basin with Xixi first!Other pots in the house were dropped by it, and new ones are still on the way. 】

【OK, thanks. 】The infinite system watched Shi Yu leave, and when he looked back, he found that the system cat had already eaten.

Not only did he eat it, but he also took a bite, and even his beard was covered with white yogurt.

The infinite system suddenly realized what kind of life this little friend of his usually lived.

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