fish pond master

【What are you doing here? ! 】The furry body of the system cat has already stuck to the edge of the wall, and it has to escape.

Knowing that the uncle and Shi Yu have reached a friendship line, but this does not mean that it has reached a friendship line with the uncle!

As we all know, a friend of a friend may not be a friend, but a rival in love—a rival of friendship and love.

Then again, the last time my uncle took Shiyu to play in the eye of the volcano, Shiyu even had his mobile phone on, it was still working after nothing happened, and his clothes were not burned out, so why did it just Burnt to a short circuit!

Even if the frequency of receiving energy from its port is not the same as that of Shiyu's body, is the frequency of receiving energy from the mobile phone and Shiyu the same?But the uncle circled Shi Yu and even his mobile phone, why didn't he circle it along the way too!It is Shi Yu's cutest kitten!

It suspects that the main system and the uncle have something to say, but it is just a wage earner, and it doesn't want to get involved in the disputes of the boss!

Do you understand that it will harm the fish in the pond? !

[Cough... how do I know, know!you go first! ] Shi Yu managed to swallow that piece of beef, and took two mouthfuls of Coke to suppress the coughing feeling. Shi Wang was still a little puzzled, why did Shi Yu suddenly choke while talking?

"Brother, eat slowly, there is a big piece here! Don't worry, I will let you eat until you are full today!" Shi Wang thought it was because the aged steak he made was so delicious, he slammed his chopsticks in his hand He took a large piece of steak and put it on the empty plate in front of Xiao Zhou: "Xiao Zhou, cut it for Brother Yu!"

Xiao Zhou helped Shi Yu cut the steak into small pieces with scissors, passed it to Shi Yu, and said, "Brother Yu, eat slowly."

Shi Yu turned his head to look at the uncle, and the uncle was also looking at him: "..."

Shi Yu cleared his throat: "Why are you here? Your tail..."

He looked down at the siren's legs.

Not to mention, the old man’s clothes are quite normal. There is no such thing as European aristocratic attire or ancient Hanfu. Like Shiyu, it’s a T-shirt and trousers. If it’s not for the face and hair are too iconic , Shi Yu definitely didn't dare to recognize it at first glance.

The siren didn't speak, but moved his legs slightly outward.

Like this, his whole body was exposed to the fluorescent lamp.

I saw the pair of feet under the slender and straight calf that should have been as stunning as the upper part of it... Well, it was tightly wrapped in yellow plaster, as if wearing a pair of earthy yellow thick floor coverings. Same as socks.

Shi Yu: "..." Now I can find three rooms and two halls with my toes!

"Accident...accident...cough..." Shi Yu said awkwardly.

He glanced at Xiao Zhou and Shi Wang, and the two began to discuss the method of making aged steak, and took a moment to glance at him: "Eat, brother, eat quickly, it won't taste good when it's cold. !"

Shi Yu hurriedly took a piece of beef from the dinner plate and stuffed it into his mouth. The originally delicious and rich beef was like chewing wax in his mouth, and then he looked at the siren with a guilty conscience.

"How about... I'll help you uncover it?" Shi Yu asked cautiously.

Siren just nodded.

Shi Yu didn't care about other things, he just leaned over and hugged the uncle's feet into his arms - anyway, Shi Wang and Xiao Zhou couldn't see the uncle, and they didn't know what tricks the uncle used to make Shi Yu's weird Their manners were directly ignored by the two of them.

Thinking of this, Shi Yu suddenly wanted to laugh—this skill is so useful!It is simply a must-have skill for people who eat melons!

Think about it, when everyone is tearing up and tearing up the chicken feathers and beating their brains out, the people who eat melons will inevitably be brought to the fish pond. With this skill, wouldn't it be possible to sit in the center of the crowd and use the closest perspective? Eat melons in all directions.

At that time, while eating melon seeds and watermelon, you can also pair it with a bottle of Bingkuoluo. When you are a happy Yunxi, you no longer have to be afraid of the fork of truth that will fall on you at any time in the hands of Runtu. !

Fortunately, he held back.

He is holding the uncle's feet!If the uncle thought he was laughing at its ugly feet, wouldn't it immediately become a murder scene?

Shi Yu tore it off twice. This special band-aid was actually easy to tear off on a fish, but for some reason it was not easy to tear off after turning into a human foot: "Can you change back into a fish tail? Not so good tear."

The siren's legs moved, and in the next second, Yu was hugging a fish tail that shone with silver light.

Shi Yu became used to it naturally, and touched along the curve of the fish's tail very smoothly, and finally began to tear it at the tail fin.Now the band-aid was much easier to tear off, and after a while he removed all the khaki adhesive tape on it, revealing the brilliance of the caudal fin.

Shi Yu stretched out a part of the caudal fin to look at it, and twirled it twice: "Does it really hurt? If it hurts, you must not bear it. I won't post this. Let me spray some Yunnan Baiyao on you? That one?" Pain relief is also very good."

Siren shook his head slowly, indicating that there was no need.

When Shi Yu saw this, he didn't go to Yunnan Baiyao—at worst, he would spray it after he finished his meal.

The cold medicine that Shi Yu drank the most since he was a child is called "Your Mother Thinks You Have a Cold"; the clothes that the system cat wears most when the cats are gone are called "Your Master Thinks You Are Cold".

He thought about it for a while, and felt that the uncle probably wouldn't mind if he sprayed it with some medicine called "Your owner thinks you're hurt".

It's all a heart of love (zi/cat/fish)!

The siren moved its tail, moved it under the table, and hugged it again when it stopped crying.

The room they are in is somewhat similar to a Japanese-style tatami mat. If you don’t deliberately bend down to look at the siren’s tail, you look like a normal person—of course, the premise is that you ignore the wings that protrude from the hair. ear words.

Shi Yu bowed his head and took a bite of the beef cubes. Shi Wang and the others had finished chatting about the production method, and turned to Shi Yu and said, "Brother, if you find it troublesome, I'll buy meat and cook it for you next time, and put it in the refrigerator. Three months will be enough, when you eat it, remove the butter, throw away the blackened meat, fry it in a pan, and you're done."

Shi Yu didn't listen to how to do it at all: "Okay! Then I'll be rude! Do it! Make a big portion! If it's not enough, make two servings!"

"It's too much and you can't finish it? This one weighs ten kilograms!" Shi Wang blinked, a little confused.

Shi Yu gestured to the killer whale poking its head outside, and said: "There are fish to eat, you can bribe them later, let them go out with you to shoot videos, I guarantee you can earn forty or fifty cows back in one go .”

At first, Shi Wang didn't realize what Shi Yu meant, and then he was overjoyed: "Really? That piece is not enough! I'll buy more!"

Xiao Zhou saw the killer whale at a glance, and secretly wrote it down: killer whales like to eat beef.

"Yeah." Shi Yu responded indiscriminately, lowered his head and picked up another piece of beef, and then suddenly remembered that the uncle was still sitting beside him dryly, and based on the instinct of an excellent owner, he sent the beef to the uncle On the edge of his mouth: "Do you want to try it? It's delicious."

The siren opened his mouth, and bit the chopsticks lightly and skillfully, Shi Yu moved the chopsticks helplessly: "Eat the meat on it, not chopsticks, chopsticks are made of wood... haven't you used it before?" ? Can't eat, come... spit it out."

Only then did the siren release the poor chopsticks.

Fortunately, the kind of chopsticks that Shi Yu imagined was only half left when he took it out, and the uncle didn't have the brains to really eat wood.

The uncle chewed the beef slowly, and after swallowing it, Shi Yu asked again: "Do you want more?"

The uncle didn't say anything, Shi Yu tacitly agreed that it didn't want to eat, so he lowered his head and started to eat.

Shi Wang said: "Speaking of which, brother, isn't it good? I have taken care to help you cut off the killer whales near your house. If I take pictures with them later, will it expose their location? Huh? What if some bad-hearted dog comes to your house to make trouble!"

Shi Yu swallowed the meat and uttered a word: "Stupid!"

"Why do you start shooting from my house? Can't you choose a farther island to shoot diving and fishing, and then pretend to meet them?"

"Can this be done?"

"They are so fine, you have bribed them well..." When Shi Yu said this, his shoulders suddenly sank, he did not turn his face to look, but continued: "...Is there anything impossible? Orcas are not I'll leave you alone, wouldn't it be over if you shoot two more clips?"

"That's right..." Shi Wang smirked. He was obviously caught up in waiting for the video to be uploaded. He immediately climbed to the top of the website and became the king of Ziweixing's Internet celebrity circle. The name, every day when you open the backstage Xiaoqianqian, you will be in the beautiful fantasy of rushing into it.

Xiao Zhou also smiled very happily beside him, and even took his own portion of meat, and went to the window near the sea to try to feed the killer whale.

——After all, killer whales are such creatures, who grew up by the sea has not imagined that one day they can walk with them?

Shi Wang didn't want to be outdone when he saw him, and went over with his share of beef.

Only then did Shi Yu take the time to look sideways, and the uncle was already leaning on his shoulder, yawning sleepily.Shi Yu held its hand and asked in a low voice, "Are you sleepy? Do you want to go back to sleep first?"

The Siren shook his head slightly, and his eyes fell on the plate of beef cubes in front of Shi Yu.

I understood it in a few seconds, and started feeding immediately.

It eats very meticulously, and it takes a long time to chew a piece of beef before swallowing it. This time is enough time to eat two more.So Shi Yu ate it by himself, and then took some time to feed it. When Shi Wang and Xiao Zhou came back after feeding, they found that Shi Yu's plate was empty, and the iron plate was also empty.

Shi Yu had already peeled the shrimp over there.

Shi Wang and Xiao Zhou looked at each other, and recalled how the orcas liked to eat and ignore them just now, and suddenly realized one thing: can orcas like to eat this thing? ... So in fact, the ten yuan or eight yuan is completely kept by his brother for himself to eat!

What Shi Yu thought was: Originally, he just casually said that orcas like to eat, and he was a little worried that Shiwang would not be able to handle them. He probably had to keep up with the video when he turned back. up.

After a meal, Shi Wang shouted that there was a mistake in the plan—he ate too much, and he just wanted to lie quietly on the sofa and play with his mobile phone to taste the aftertaste of the food, and he didn't want to work at all!

Shi Yu placed the two of them in the living room, saying that they could work again in the afternoon, while he sent the uncle back to sleep in the scallops.

Thanks to Shi Wang, he sees that the uncle's hunger is full, so he can do one less task.

***

It was noon in the blink of an eye.

The system cat squatted on the wall to bully Lai Lai - because of the uncle's presence, it didn't even eat a few bites of steak!Very angry!

[Okay, okay, don't push me, I have a headache. ] Shi Yu stood on tiptoe and poked the system cat, and almost pushed it off the wall. The system cat staggered and stood firm on the wall, and bared its teeth at Shi Yu: [Do you fucking not love me anymore?] !You have a change of heart! 】

【climb! 】Shi Yu glared at it angrily, turned his head and shouted: "Don't sleep, come out to work!"

The sun in the afternoon was at its hottest. After a while, Shi Wang and Xiao Zhou came out carrying equipment. The equipment brought by Xiao Zhou had been upgraded. It looks very upscale and expensive.

"It's so hot..." Shi Wang put on a straw hat with a towel on himself, covering more than half of his handsome face-this hat was turned over from Shi Yu's house, don't care if it's ugly or not, It's good enough.

He threw the hats to Xiao Zhou and Shi Yu respectively, and they put the straw hats on neatly.

The sun was too harsh, even if the three of them had already gotten used to the climate here, they would still get sunburned after being exposed to the sun for a few hours.

Except for the fish pond for the beluga and sunfish, Shiyu will not open this time, and the goods in the other fish ponds will be sold, and at most a few fish will be kept for many years to sell as big goods.

Of course, big fish has big benefits, and small fish also has small tastes.The big ones have plenty of meat, the small ones are fresh and tender, and there is always no shortage of customers.

Shi Yu got out of the way first and let Shi Wang take some footage as usual, and then passed the copied net to Shi Wang. He was the cat to the edge of the fishing net and rolled up the fishing net a little. The fishing net used in his family's fish pond It's a bit deep, and if you don't roll it up, you won't be able to catch it even if you scoop the net.

Seeing this, Xiao Zhou also came to help. After a while, as the fishing net gradually rose, the fish shoals also showed their figures. They kept jumping on the water surface, trying to struggle to escape.

Shi Wang tsk-tsk on the side: "It's not that I said that the fish in the fish ponds in the far sea look more vigorous than those near the sea!"

He whispered to the camera again: "My cousin really didn't feed his fish any oxytocin, did he? Isn't this a bit too exaggerated!"

Relying on being covered by a straw hat and towel, Shi Yu rolled his eyes.

Shi Wang smiled and walked to the edge of the fish pond with a copying net, and he picked up a seven or eight catties grouper: "This grouper is strong enough! Brother, do you really want to sell it? It's too expensive to sell it in the market." What a loss! You might as well wait until a boss comes to buy it!"

Shi Yu replied: "Now is the harvest time, so we can't get a good price."

"That's better than pulling them to the market!" You must know that fish will die quickly if they leave the sea, even if they have an oxygen machine. On the other side of the shore, you can take away the money. Although the price is regarded as wholesale, it will be lowered a little, but it is better than the death rate that is brought to the market!

You must know that the prices of live fish and dead fish are very different, and the cost of the three of them selling them is even added. Although it is not a blood loss, it is a hard-earned money.

Shi Yu thought about it, and it seemed that he didn't think well—after all, he only needs to sell the fish and let people know that his fishing raft is not a show. As for who buys it, it's not very important.

He suddenly remembered the French chef he knew before, nodded and said, "Then I'll ask the chef last time if they want it."

"Okay!" Shi Wang replied, and made a pair of scissors to the camera: "My old cousin is a bit stupid...haha, but it doesn't matter, with me around, he can't lose!"

If this was a live broadcast, Shi Wang might have received emoticons from the audience: [Your brother.jpg], [Contempt from the boss.jpg].

When Shi Yu contacted here, it was no coincidence that the other party just received a batch of goods yesterday, but he knew that the purchase of another restaurant was also sweeping the goods, so he handed over Shi Yu's contact information, three times five times two divisions , this batch of goods will be finished in Shiyu.

Shi Wang blinked at the camera while Shi Yu was on the phone: "While my boss is still on the phone, I hurried down to grab some mussels from his family—their mussels are really very good. Delicious, there is a fan benefit in this issue..."

"If I can get [-] catties of mussels this time, I'll draw two fans and send them to you with free shipping! So today you guys must remember to press one button for three consecutive times, and next time it won't be so!"

"It's impossible to go whoring for nothing, and it's impossible to go whoring for nothing in this life—if the coins exceed [-], I'll kneel down and beg my old watch to take us to a deserted island for diving and fishing!"

"Don't worry about whether my old cousin agrees, even if I kneel to death in his house, I will definitely let him agree!"

The system cat passed by and glanced at Shiwang with contempt.

As soon as Shi Wang saw the system cat, he immediately got excited again. He gestured for Xiao Zhou to follow, and he jumped up to the system cat and squatted down in three or two steps: "Sixi! Haven't seen me for a long time! Miss me!" Is there any?"

The system cat didn't even bother to meow, and directly avoided Shi Wang's claws, and even hawed at him twice.

[You idiot!do not come! 】It's a cursing way.

Shi Wang stretched out his hand several times but failed to lick Xixi, and a few times he almost got his paw scratched, so he stopped doing it immediately - Xixi is also very popular in his videos, come here, why? Can you let him take a break from the heat!

He didn't reach out his hand this time, instead he gestured and said, "Hey, boy, let me lick it! I'll catch you greens to eat!"

[The mussels are still raised by me!Want you to catch it? 】The system cat said disdainfully.

Shi Wang did not give up and talked about the single-person cross talk: "Although my cousin raised it, but you are a kitten, it is difficult to eat mussels, right? Come and let me rub it, and I will secretly cut it later. A rope for you to take back to the nest to eat."

"I'll give you a stir-fried dish, a braised dish, and a steamed dish later, what do you think?"

System cat...shamefully shaken!

Shi Yu flicked it over indifferently, and the system cat's scalp felt numb - Shi Yu always thought of trying to lose weight for it from time to time, what's wrong with the cat getting fatter!Isn't it just fifteen catties!Wouldn't that be cuter? !

It thought about the steak it didn't eat this morning, and then thought about the porridge it had at noon. It put its paw on Shiwang's hand and meowed: It's done!

Shi Wang was overjoyed. He pulled it over and stared at the camera, which made the system cat roll on the wooden floor, revealing its furry belly.

Xiao Zhou is also good at it, so he quickly let his hairy belly fill up the entire scene, planning to go back and let the audience experience what it means to suck cats with their faces!

After Shi Wang finished stroking the cat, he looked back at Shi Yu who was about to finish his phone call, so he quickly reached into the water beside him and forcibly grabbed two mussels, which was regarded as material.Then he waved his hand at Shi Yu again: "Brother, let me pick some mussels from your side! Let's have mussels dinner tonight, shall we?"

Shi Yu didn't mind, this thing grew like taking hormones - oh no, it's because of taking hormones that it can grow so fast.He nodded and said: "Okay, you help me catch the fish first, if there is a customer who orders it, then you can pick it yourself if you like it later, don't ask me about such a small matter."

Mussels are really worthless by the sea, as long as they can be found anywhere there are solids, it's just a difference in size.

"That's fine!" Shi Wang responded loudly, gave the camera a look of 'you understand', and decided to increase the mussels from twenty catties to one hundred catties, so that twenty fans can be given away, and then some can be picked by himself Take it home and eat it, umm...perfect.

The next thing is very simple, put the fish in the fish pond into a large bucket, fill it with oxygen, and then bring it to the shore for sale.

Not to mention, for Shi Yu's several net cages, thanks to Shi Yu's inspiration, he called Shi Wang to help, so it was really difficult for him to bring so many fish to the port at once with his own boat.

It took another four hours to go back and forth, and there was no delay in the middle, but it was already dark when we returned to Shiyu's fishing raft.

Shi Wang secretly decided to stay for another two days. Anyway, Shi Yu has food, drink, wifi, and vacant rooms here. Living here is more comfortable than his own home.Coupled with Shi Yu's character of disappearing from time to time, he made up his mind to pester Shi Yu to take pictures of the "encounter" killer whale that he had promised.

If you want to encounter a killer whale, you must go to the sea, and you can still get two diving and fishing materials, so don't worry about it this week!

Beautiful!

It was night, and Shi Yu took Yunnan Baiyao to apply medicine to the uncle's head. He had already applied it once when he sent it back in the morning, but it would be better to use it for another two days. He couldn't see it on the face of the uncle. Whether it hurts or not, just let it hurt by default!

It may be related to sleeping too much during the day, but the siren is very energetic. Sitting on the chair prepared for it by Shiyu, watching the sea, the tail of the fish is flapping rhythmically on the sea surface, which attracts the little killer whales to chase and bite as usual. its tail.

Seeing this, Shi Yu took a step forward, hugged the uncle's tail and fished it to the shore, and taught the little killer whale righteously: "The siren's tail is hurt, don't chase after its tail and bite!"

The little killer whale looked at Shi Yu in a daze, and then at the Siren: [The Siren's tail...is it hurt? ]

No!Isn't that great? !

The siren didn't respond, so Shi Yu leaned down and tapped its head: "Okay, don't ask! I'll play with you after I give the siren the medicine, okay?"

The little killer whale's eyes gradually changed from confusion to grievance: [You always say to play with me!They didn't accompany me afterwards!you're lying! ]

Shi Yu jumped into the water helplessly: "Then how about I go into the water now?"

He swung his legs in the water to keep his balance, pulled the uncle's tail down by the way, shook the spray bottle in his hand, and sprayed it. After applying the medicine, he pushed the little killer whale beside him with his hand: "Joan... Go to the side, you squeezed me, let me see if Siren's injury is healed."

"Does your tail still hurt? Is it better after spraying medicine?"

The siren's eyes drooped down, and when the slender fingers nodded, Yu's forehead reached into his hair again, and then nodded slowly.

Shi Yu showed a reassuring smile: "That's good."

Little Orca: You ignore me!I'm going to be angry!

The little killer whale dived into the sea with a plop, swam to the bottom of Shi Yu, opened its mouth and rushed towards Shi Yu.

The water splashed everywhere, and Shi Yu was startled when he felt that something was swallowed into his mouth. Then he thought that the siren would be fine next to him. He looked down at the familiar big black and white face, and then realized that it was The little killer whale is tossing.

The little killer whale took him for a long swim in the sea by inertia, and then brought it to the surface.Shi Yu was held in the mouth of the little killer whale from feet to waist, and the little killer whale said vaguely: [——Let's go play! ]

Shi Yu was angry and funny, and was about to say something when he suddenly heard a scream.

He looked up, and immediately met Shi Wang's frightened eyes: "Brother——!"

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① Shiyu has become scumbag, think about it, you have a group of kittens of various breeds, at this time a group of silly black and white Persian cats ran to you and asked which one you like the most, are you sure? love both!

Then face the puppet cat who looks at you coldly, is that your sweetheart? !

②The uncle is two hundred catties, but the tail of the uncle is three meters long when fully unfolded