fish pond master

【Shiyu, you're back! ] Xi Xi threw herself into Shi Yu's arms, and rubbed her hairy head against Shi Yu's neck—then she was covered in stinky sweat and salt powder, and suddenly she was so disgusted that she didn't know what to do.

Shi Yu grinningly squeezed its neck to prevent it from going away, used the cat skin towel generously, and in the end the system cat could only put its paws against Shi Yu's cheek to keep him from approaching: [Hey, hey, hey!let me go!You stink!Go take a shower! 】

Shi Yu shrugged his shoulders, put it on the ground, and strode towards the edge of the fishing raft: 【Damn it, I have to work in a while! 】

After that, Shi Yu blew a whistle, and a killer whale plunged into the sea when he heard Shi Yu's call, and appeared in front of Shi Yu in a few seconds: "Human, are you calling us?" ?Are you coming to play? !You haven't played with us for a long time! ]

As he said, he lowered his head pitifully, and looked at Shi Yu from the corner of his eyes.

If before, Shi Yu might have thought it was begging him for food or was hurt somewhere, but now he understood, he took two steps back, when the gaze of the killer whale turned from aggrieved to disappointed , laughed and ran to the sea.

He jumped up high and fell heavily into the sea again. The killer whale cheered and dived into the water to pick him up.

[I'm coming! ~! ] As soon as the killer whale dived into the water, I saw Shi Yu looking at it with a smile on it, and beckoned to it. It grinned twice, showing a standard smiling face, and waved its tail fin slightly She got under Shi Yu's body, lifted him up, and led him to swim in the sea.

Shi Yu leaned on the killer whale, hugged its dorsal fin, and pressed his face against it.

The dorsal fin, which looks like a cold and sharp scimitar, is actually not as sharp as it looks. The skin is smooth and delicate, and it feels slightly cool when attached, but it is well distinguished from the temperature of sea water.

This is usually Shi Yu's gesture of intimacy, and the killer whale called twice happily. Shi Yu thought it would say something about liking him, but then he heard it say: "Oh, human beings, don't hug me." The dorsal fin!That is very important!Not the most intimate fish is untouchable! ]

Shi Yu was about to let go of his hand, when he heard it continue: [I know it's because you're afraid of falling... Damn, do you think I'm as good as you? ]

[Forget it, let’s hug the human beings raised by us!hold on tight!Small vegetable chicken~! ]

Shi·I always thought that I worked so hard to raise a group of them·Swimming skills are superb·Yu: ...? ? ?

Their actions attracted a few killer whales, and they swam with Shi Yu, and then Shi Yu seemed to have entered a vegetable market, his ears were full of the voices of the killer whales—yes , that's right, he usually only used the word 'bibilailai' to describe system cats, but now he felt that he was wrong, what kind of a system is it, this group of killer whales!

[Alas?You are so cunning!Actually secretly took humans to play! ]

And the killer whale under him yelled twice triumphantly: [How is it?Dissatisfied?Let's fight!Humans just like me better! ]

[Hey, crawl!How dare you say such a thing! ] After the killer whale finished speaking, it approached very schemingly, it was parallel to Shi Yu, and compared a wink: [Humans look at me, look at me!I am much better than it!I can still be cute!What~ what~ what~ da! ]

Seeing that Shi Yu was indifferent (with a dazed look), the other killer whale squeezed it away indifferently, [You can't!let me! ]

[Humanity!Come on my back!My back is wider than it is!My dorsal fin is softer than it is!Sit more comfortably! ] The corresponding movements are tilting the head, smiling, full of the sense of sight of a happy dog.

These killer whales are really awesome, with such a big mouth, they can control the corners of the mouth upwards, concave into the arc of a happy little angel's smile in the eyes of humans.

At this moment, the third killer whale came up again, and slapped the previous killer whale away with a swipe of its tail. It put its big face in front of Shi Yu, and touched his shoulder in a flattering way: [Humans~ come to me here!My speed is much faster than them! ]

There are also two killer whales that have not squeezed up to eat melons: [Bah, do you pretend to be this dog and think that humans will be fooled? ]

[Hehe, should it be said that humans can understand?How dare a petty man like a human being give up and change fish after going down into the sea?In the past, we forcibly brought him--dragged--to--! ]

Before the words fell, Shiyu felt a stream of water rushing up behind him, and then his clothes were bitten cleverly, and a huge force came from the top, causing Shiyu to roll in the sea , When it fell head-on again, it found itself lying on the back of another killer whale.

The killer whale that successfully snatched it left behind a series of arrogant laughter, and took him away in a hurry.

The killer whales in the back shouted in dissatisfaction: [Ah, ah, you are too cunning! ]

[Let go of the humans!he's mine!It's safest for a little guy like him to follow me! ]

[Of course he's following me if he's doing this! ]

[You all go!Caibi should follow me! ]

[Obviously it should be with me! ]

[The vegetable force is right with me! ]

[Damn it!Shut up!I am your uncle! ]

[You scold my mother!mom!Uncle scolded you——! ]

Then a few killer whales didn't care about chasing, and started scuffling each other to watch. After hearing the news, the killer whales also joined the battle group, and they didn't see it for the rest of the chaos.

Shi Yu's mind is full of thoughts now: "Fucking, shit, shit, shit--!"

If Shi Yu hadn't been able to hold on, Shi Yu would have collapsed after his vision went dark.

What he feels now is the fear of being dominated by a dozen or so market aunts!

Why did all the well-behaved, obedient and bleeding killer whales open their mouths like a dish and shut up like your mother, saying that they spit out fragrance is an insult to the word fragrance!

The killer whale under him had already taken him far away, stopped at this moment, turned his head to look at the family battle not far behind, and turned on the melon-eating mode leisurely: [Ham, those idiots, you know Biting each other, human beings are mine, slightly slightly! ]

Shi Yu: ...Thank you for the invitation, is there still time to get off the car?

Shi Yu looked up at the blue water and sky above, rolled his huge eyes, and then whistled, signaling the other party to send him back. The killer whale ate half of the melon, and was a little disappointed when he heard the sound: [Huh?I haven't played with you yet, are you about to go ashore?No, no, let's play for a while! ]

[I'll take you to catch jellyfish to eat, okay... Oh no, humans don't seem to eat jellyfish, so I'll take you to catch sharks to eat! ]

Shi Yu whistled twice again, and the killer whale said again: [Huh?No, how about this, I'll call those idiots over, let's catch humpback whale cubs and eat them together, shall we?You humans must have never eaten that thing!It's protecting animals——!But if we kill you, we won't break the law, right? ]

Shi Yu: ...

Shi Yu decided to re-evaluate the IQ of the orcas, and published an academic paper to beat the person who said that the IQ of the orcas was only at the level of humans at the age of 15!You listen!You listen!Is this something a 15-year-old kid can say? !

[Why!Well, forget it, let's take you back!But next time you come to play with me! ]

[Although that's what I said, next time I'm sure that little fairy Joan will take the lead!Who made you and the Sirens both love it! ——Obviously I’m cute too!It's just a little bigger than it is!You cannot discriminate against adult killer whales! ]

The killer whale flicked its tail, and slowly started to swim back. Suddenly, it seemed to think of something, and slammed on the brakes: [Wait, human, how do you whistle in the sea? ? ?Humans evolved to whistle at sea? ]

Shi Yu patted it with pity on his face: "Baby, can you understand what I'm talking about?"

[…?I fucking understand! ] The killer whale yelled with a look of collapsed world view: [Hey!idiots!Stop hitting—!Come and have a look!Our human beings have been dropped by aquatic products! ]

The killer whales over there froze and froze all of a sudden, and all looked this way.

Shi Yu was a little embarrassed to be stared at by more than a dozen killer whales, so he waved to them: "Hello~ Sirens have taught me your language!"

Not a single orca made a sound.

Ambience is a capital awkwardness.

The killer whale under his ass hesitated for a while before saying: [Then what we just said...you heard it? ]

"Is that the thing that you said I was a badass? I heard it." Shi Yu smiled gently and shyly, without any offensive power. When the old mothers in the blind date park saw him, they would immediately put him down. The kind that is included in the first list of blind date candidates.

The non-existent hairs of the killer whales stood up: [No, no, listen to our explanation...]

[We didn't mean to scold you for being a badass, you are already very good as a human being! ]

[We're just kidding! ! ! ]

[right!Just kidding!If it doesn’t work, you can also call us a dish, woo woo woo we don’t mind! ]

Then a killer whale that has been eating melons said leisurely: [That is, your level is inferior to our killer whales. ]

[......]

[...You will die if you don’t speak! ]

[Do you think it's amazing that you can talk? ! ]

[- beat it! ]

Then the killer whales beat up the melon-eating killer whale again, dragged it in front of Shi Yu, and obediently admitted their mistake: [The most intelligent and talented human being!We've already beaten up the fish who called you a badass younger brother!Can you forgive us? ]

[Humans, you are so gentle and kind, you will definitely forgive us, right! ]

[Beep!I was wrong I was really wrong!I'm the badass! ]

Shi Yu smiled slightly, pointed at these killer whales one by one, and said word by word: "I remember you."

[Aw——!No--! ]

[I was wrong--! ]

……

The siren sat in the small pavilion and looked at the distant scenery, and heard the penetrating chirping of killer whales. For the first time, it did not show any impatient look. It smiled slightly and picked up the Standing aside, Shi Yu prepared the water glass for him, and lowered his head to take a sip of the ice-cold Sprite.

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