fish pond master

No matter how innocent Shi Yu is, he still knows that Grandpa is definitely more than just stroking cats.

[! @#￥%……&*] The system cat sent him a piece of garbled code in his mind, Shi Yu was anxious, but there was nothing he could do, he could only watch helplessly as the uncle put his hand on it .

move!Hurry up!

Shi Yu tried hard to regain control of his arm - even if it was only for a second, it was enough for him to throw Xie Xi away.

Shi Yu's fingertips moved.

The mermaid looked at him as if feeling something, it moved its hand away and landed on Shi Yu's cheek.

The mermaid touched Shi Yu's cold cheeks, and whispered: "Don't be afraid. ]

Shi Yu stared at it—if he wanted to calm him down, he should be pushed away!

The mermaid's fingertips slowly slid down from his cheeks, finally squeezed his jaw lightly, and then put his hands on the system cat.

A dazzling blue light burst out from the place touched by the mermaid, forming a dazzling vortex in the air, and countless transparent codes flowed through it. One of them made a grasping gesture.

A code shining with milky white light was caught in its palm, and the mermaid clasped five fingers, and that code was crushed into powder.

It moved its five fingers, and the glittering powder spilled out from its palm and disappeared.

After doing all this, the blue light on the system cat faded away, and the mermaid flicked its ears. I don’t know how it did it, and the garbled characters in the system cat’s eyes disappeared immediately, and even stood up, looking at it in confusion. He looked at Shiyu, and then at the mermaid.

Immediately, as if the whole cat was frightened by something, it jumped up on the spot, and the fur all over its body exploded: [Dancing hastily! ! !Why is the uncle here! 】

The mermaid looked at Shi Yu with a calm expression. It stared into Shi Yu's eyes, and the corners of its lips were slightly raised, as if to say: Look, you are alive and kicking, right?

Shi Yu: 【...Can you stop being so crazy?What did the uncle just get out of your body, you should check it out quickly! 】

【Meow meow meow? ? ? ] Only then did the system cat realize that it really wanted to investigate its own internal data. Suddenly, the whole cat was picked up out of thin air, and the next second it was thrown outside the kiosk. The bamboo curtain in front of it fell automatically. Welcome it in.

It's not a day or two since the uncle looked down on the system cat, and the system cat didn't care, so the ticket got down on the spot: [Wait for me for a minute, I'll check! 】

At this moment, Shi Yu found that the control was finally back. He felt that nothing serious happened to the system cat, so he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, and what followed was that his body was hurting.

The mermaid looked down at him, and saw that Shi Yu reached out his hand to his waist, flicked left and right, and finally pulled out an irregular-shaped ruby ​​the size of a fist.

The so-called precious stones, of course, must be matched with a good cut to be called a "treasure".Naturally, the gem box produced by the system would not make such a low-level mistake. The angular brilliance was extremely bright——Shi Yu was stuck on his back by that extremely sharp horn, and with his own weight, he suspected that his back It's not green anymore, it's bleeding from being stabbed.

The mermaid looked at the ruby ​​in Shi Yu's palm, and patiently helped Shi Yu tighten his fingers.

Shi Yu broke away from the opponent's hand, threw the ruby ​​aside in disgust, shook his head and said, "I don't want this... My back hurts, if you're okay, I'll leave first?"

Seeing that the uncle didn't respond, he very consciously agreed with the uncle by default—forget it, it's useless not to agree, and he can talk about it after he crawls out.

The mermaid's lips moved, but she didn't speak. Shi Yu had turned over and was going to crawl out at this moment. The sweatshirt on his body rubbed up a little between the movements, revealing a smooth body.

The mermaid suddenly reached out and grabbed Shi Yu's waist, dragging him back into his arms.

Shi Yu gasped again and again, and after holding it in for a second, he couldn't help exhaling the fragrance: "...Fuck, legs, legs!"

It took advantage of the situation to look down, and Shi Yu was originally in a half-kneeling position, one leg had already stepped out of the scallop, and the weight of the whole body was on this knee.At this time, being dragged and dragged by it, the pile of precious stones scratched several white marks on his knees without defense, two of which were seriously torn, and blood quickly oozes out under its gaze .

Shi Yu gasped in pain.

He turned his head to look at the uncle, trying to keep his face calm so as not to look too ferocious: "...do you have anything else to do?"

The mermaid nodded, one hand simply went around Shi Yu's waist, clasped the other side of his waist, and locked him in her arms, while the other hand touched Shi Yu's bare knee, pale With his fingertips, he wiped off the two drops of oozing blood, and then put it into his own mouth.

The blood-stained lips of the mermaid became extraordinarily bright red, and it reached out and pinched Shi Yu's chin, turned his head around, and gave him a kiss.

Shi Yu: ...? !

Between the entanglement of lips and teeth, before Shi Yu had time to panic, many things were uncontrollably skipped in his mind, such as "The Sword Points at the Sky, the Unscrupulous Fish Pond System Forcibly Binds Human Youth", "What Exists in Heaven!"The Bully System Forces Humans to Become Fish Pond Masters", "Shocking!Two or three things hidden in the main system", "The stories that the fish pond system and the infinite system have to tell" and so on.

After Shi Yu finished recalling these things, the mermaid raised his head, lightly touched Shi Yu's lips again, and then let go of Shi Yu.

Shi Yu: ...

He suspected that the uncle obtained his penis and read his memory through kissing!

And he has proof!

For the rest of the day, she didn't look embarrassed at being kissed at all—after all, she was kissed by a mermaid before, and that wasn't a good memory.

He said righteously: "With all due respect, we humans are not allowed to touch each other's lips casually. This is to express good intentions."

The mermaid looked at him, as if waiting for what to say.

"If you want to know something, you can find out in other ways, and I won't be angry."

The mermaid nodded.

"Okay, then I'll ask you to agree, don't touch my lips casually in the future." After Shi Yu finished speaking implicitly, he planned to get up and leave.

At this moment, the mermaid suddenly pulled him back, before Shi Yu could turn his head, there was a chill behind him.

The mermaid lifted the clothes behind him, as if to check something, but put it back quickly, and Shi Yu left the scallop smoothly.

Shi Yu quickly left the kiosk, the system cat outside saw Shi Yu coming out, and hurriedly followed, and said as he walked: 【Shi Yu, I have two things I want to tell you. 】

[Coincidentally, I also have two things I want to tell you. ] Shi Yu stopped in his tracks, leaned over and took the system cat into his arms: 【Go back to the room first. 】

【Uh-huh. 】

The system cat responded, and when one person and one cat arrived in the room, they volunteered to take some anti-eavesdropping measures——Shi Yu took out his notebook and pen, and the system cat simply made a light mask to enclose Shi Yu.

[Okay, okay, don't take paper and pen, just talk and finish. 】The system cat squatted in front of Shi Yu with a serious face, and raised its paws: 【Do you say it first or I say it first. 】

[One person says one thing? 】Shi Yu said: 【Let me tell you the good news first, the uncle's attitude has obviously improved, and several of its tasks should not be difficult to complete. 】

The system cat nodded: [Bad news, the uncle took some data from me, and I should have been exposed. 】

【oh. 】Shi Yu stroked the cat's head lovingly: 【My bad news is that the uncle has cleaned up everything about your system from me. 】

[What about the last piece of good news? ] Shi Yu asked again.

[The uncle blew up the program used by the main system to control my sovereignty... It won't be fixed in a short time. 】The system cat blinked, paused, and envied his tone: 【Is the uncle an intelligent AI?It’s so awesome... Not only did it destroy the control program on me, but it also almost caused the main system to explode on the spot, otherwise it would have to re-do a code to obtain sovereignty, which would only take a few milliseconds...]

Shi Yu was stunned for a moment when he heard this: 【Master has any grudge against you? 】

The system cat said with a bitter face: [I don't know, I have encountered mermaids twice in all these years... There are mermaids in that stupid mall in Infinity, and I don't know where they came from, but it can't be from mermaids. It's just what the uncle got from him, the level difference is a bit big. 】

One person and one cat looked at each other, and then sighed in unison.

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After a long time, the system cat poked Shi Yu and asked: [Then what should we do now? 】

【What can I do?Live honestly! ] Shi Yu glanced at the system cat with a heartbroken look, as if he was despising why it was so unsatisfactory: [...Come on, quickly analyze what bugs can be exploited, take advantage of your main system not having time to take care of us, and upgrade quickly. It's the last word!We'd better wait until it finds out and we'll be promoted to level [-]. By then, your performance report will be firmly recorded. I don't believe that your main system can be changed! 】

After Shi Yu finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone and poked it back and forth. He quickly chose a water bed mattress and a memory foam mattress. He also added money to ask the other party to find the fastest courier. send it over.

[With the uncle here, the killer whales and humpback whales probably won't be able to fight, I'll go to bed first, you hurry up and find the bug, tomorrow we will start maximizing points! 】

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