fish pond master

Shi Yu swallowed his saliva, only to realize that his throat was unbelievably dry. When the tiny stream of water passed through his throat, it was like a steel knife cutting through his skin, cutting him into bruises all over his body.

Grandpa is still looking at him.

Shi Yu suddenly realized this.

He hastily fed the mussels in his hand to the uncle, quickly moved his eyes away, and the sound of mussels being opened in his hand was heard together—an illusion, it must be because the uncle is so good-looking, maybe it is because the sky is too bright today Good or the sunset is too beautiful, in short, it must be an illusion!

he!A serious young man under socialism, although sometimes he would click into animal movies out of curiosity, and would also excite cute animal ears, but!He won't engage in any human and animal plots in reality!

Are you perverted?

After repeating this cycle three times, when Shi Yu looked at the uncle again, his mentality was already very calm.

Hey, if you take a second look, you will know that the heartbeat just now must be an illusion!Shiyu decided to ask the system cat how he was doing recently. He wondered if he was too tired just now, or if his work and rest were not stable, which caused his heart palpitations.

After eating a mouthful of mussels, the uncle opened his red lips slightly, and then was fed a big mouthful by Shi Yu——Shi Yu put the mussel meat from the opened mussels into one mussel, and there was only a piece of meat on the other mussels. This piece of mussels has five or six pieces of meat.

Before the uncle had time to reach out his hand to stop it, at least three pieces of meat went into his mouth, making both sides of his cheeks bulging.It looked at Shi Yu with some complaints or reproaches, and reached out to take the mussels.

Shi Yu chuckled, lowered his head to help the uncle open all the mussels, arranged them in a regular array and placed them beside him, and finally picked up the sea water, washed his hands, got up and said: "Then eat slowly After eating, just sweep it into the sea and it will be..."

The old man didn't raise his head, and Shi Yu was very comfortable with his non-response. He was about to turn around and leave, when suddenly his heart moved, and he stretched out his hand to flick the pretty ear on the side of the old man's face. Seeing the mermaid look up at him in surprise, he simply I touched it generously twice, traced the transparent wing bone on the ear with my fingertips, and felt the smooth texture as thin as a veil: "Then I will go first."

After finishing speaking, Shi Yu hummed a tune and left.

Right, it must have been heart palpitations just now, he feels nothing when he touches the ear of the uncle at the moment—oh, it can’t be said that he feels nothing, it’s a bit like stroking his hair or touching a little killer whale , Hey, after all, who wouldn't be greedy for such a rare pet?It's normal to want to touch two!

I haven't seen anyone raising king crabs and five-step snakes. Knowing that if one is not good, if it is bitten, it will not die or be disabled, so it will force it to experience the other's wonderful posture!

What's wrong with a man being lustful!It should be known that "color" is not only related to the lower body.

Having said that, Shi Yu decided to go to bed early tonight.

By the way, I have to ask the system cat again if he can prescribe some medicine or something to eat.The body is the capital of the revolution. Now that the revolution has not succeeded, the capital cannot just disappear, it will go bankrupt.

What are you going to eat tomorrow?Hmm...Brother Xie brought a lot of crabs, let's have a gout feast tomorrow!

……

What he didn't realize was that until his back disappeared from the mermaid's sight, the way the mermaid looked at him didn't change at all.

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It was night, when Yu Zao's mother forgot that not long ago, he was ambitious and wanted to go to bed early, so he hugged his mobile phone and nestled under the quilt, unwilling to close his eyes.

Maybe it was too boring, so Shiyu clicked into the catch-the-sea zone.

Shi Yu, as a real seasider, can be described as sharp-eyed—is the audience stupid for sticking fish in the sand?How could it be possible to catch eight snails in one go in that shallow sea!And that, just catch a few hundred catties of pigs in the water pit?A lobster sells for seven or eight hundred a catty?Where can I get it?He now goes to the vegetable market to wholesale for 70 yuan a catty and resell several thousand catties to make a fortune. This is simply the code of wealth!

As he brushed, a pure light blue cover caught his attention. It looked like the bottom of the distant sea, which was incredibly clean.

That's it!

Shi Yu clicked in, and within two seconds he burst out laughing, and as soon as the anchor made a sound, he realized——Auyou, isn't this Shiwang, his three-dog son!

I didn't expect that Shiwang also had an account on a certain B station.

Shiwang started with a sentence: "Hi everyone, I am Awang who is chasing the sea! Today I am going to deliver crabs to my old cousin and dig some mussels by the way, but my old cousin is a bit exaggerated. His fishing raft has only been built for a year." In less than a year, I guess the flesh is the size of a fingernail, but it doesn't matter, since I have the tool man Xiao Zhou, I am no longer afraid of this kind of work!"

There were [2333] and [emmm] on the bullet screen, and some people complained for Xiao Zhou.

Immediately, a hand came in from the side of the camera and waved as a greeting to everyone.

Next to the bullet screen, there was another [Xiao Zhouhao], and then the bullet screen was more varied, because Shi Wang had called the old cousin a lot——Shi Yu watched Shi Wang on another live broadcast website before. In this video, there are old cousins: him, Shi Jie, the seventh cousin Shen Xing from the fifth aunt’s house next door, the second brother Qi Nan from the next door neighbor, etc., but Shi Wang’s mouth is full of old cousins ​​who can be related. surface.

Sure enough, the barrage began to guess which old cousin Shi Wang was going to favor today.

[Fishing raft?Is it the one that raised fifty catties of red friend fish before? 】

[No, no, it's only been a year. Brother Wang said before that the old watch family has been in business for more than ten years!I think it's the fishing raft of the boss and cousin! 】

[emmm, if it's the boss's fishing raft, will Wangdi be beaten by the boss if he says so? 】

Shi Yu nodded secretly, thinking that he had already beaten him.

Shi Wang said again: "In the past, there was still a little distance from the old watch's house, so I will fast forward and play some music for you to see the scenery. This engine is too noisy!"

Soon after, Shi Wang arrived near Shi Yu's fishing raft, and the camera happened to capture the scene of Shi Yu wearing a diving suit and jumping into the sea, and then Shi Wang said a series of silenced words: "***! **! My brother Yu is so *? Is he dying?!"

I have to say that Xiao Zhou's shooting skills are very good, even better than Shi Wang's - Shi Wang has also photographed him jumping into the sea before, but it was at close range, far inferior to Xiao Zhou's, which is worthy of his skills Staff, a programmer like Shiyu who has been tortured by art, knows that his position on the screen is on the golden section line with just a gesture, which makes people feel very comfortable.

Soon Shiwang got on the fishing raft, Shiyu thought that Piao Shixie was running fast enough, but Shiwang took a photo of a big orange cat dragging a cat bigger than it. A scene of running back with a bag of mussels.

There was a row of [23333] on the screen, Shi Yu couldn't help but chuckled when he saw Xi Xi's appearance.

It's just... God damn funny.

The system cat was playing Doudizhu well at the side, but was aroused by Shi Yu's weird laughter from time to time, so he leaned over to see what Shi Yu was watching, and saw himself at first sight The scene of dragging mussels to run, immediately exploded: [Fuck!Shi Wang's little spicy chicken!He doesn't know why the flowers are so red until his father beats him up! 】

Shi Yu let go and laughed out loud, and took Xi Xi into his arms, and watched the video together: [It's been beaten, it's already been beaten. 】

【Meow? 】

[Go on and watch, I beat you. 】

Before the system cat had time to react, it felt its head sinking, looked up against the weight, and found that Shiyu had put his chin on its head, it grunted twice, and carefully rubbed its head against Shiyu. chin, nestled it obediently and then watched the video with him.

It is very interesting to see my daily life from the video. When Shi Yu saw the camera secretly rubbing his hand protruding from the bottom of the fishing raft, he almost laughed out loud. There was also a reminder in the barrage:

[Wangdi look behind!You have hands! What the hell! 】

[What kind of underworld video is this!I'm starting to panic! 】

Shi Wang was still waving and saying 'a wife is worse than a concubine, and a concubine is worse than stealing', but in a blink of an eye, that hand grabbed his ankle and dragged him into the water.

Immediately after that, a clean and neat figure sat on the edge of the fishing raft with his hands on his hands. Xiao Zhou thoughtfully made a mosaic on his face, and the camera switched to Shi Wang's perspective—it seemed that Shi Wang was doing it for Shi Wang's sake. It is convenient to take pictures of mussels and hang the camera on the neckline or other places.

A foot stepped on his shoulder ruthlessly, then turned his head and said something to Xiao Zhou. From Xiao Zhou's camera, he could still see Shi Wang's waves splashing underwater.

When Shi Yu finished watching this video, he hugged Xi Xi and laughed like a goose, he laughed and said: [Let's find Shi Wang to shoot the video tomorrow, it's so interesting hahahaha! ! 】

The system cat thought for a while, and his words were like the light of righteousness, which directly pierced the darkness in Shi Yu's heart: 【You just think it's fun to bully Shi Wang?You can also play tricks along the way. 】

[That's right... hiccup! ] Shi Yu choked and began to hiccup. He got up and drank half a glass of water to stop the hiccups and calm his breathing: [Anyway, upgrading to a fourth-level fish pond is just a matter of these few days. Please make a list of what to order in the first-level fish pond and let me see. 】

[Well, but the fifth level is very difficult. You need to practice diving, and you may have to go hundreds of meters or deeper to search the bottom of the sea to get it. 】

[What is so rare? 】

[I want a gemstone that fell in the deep sea, any gemstone, there is no requirement for the type and quality, but it must be more than 1 carat. ] The system cat explained: [But there is a loophole, I’ll just say it straight, you don’t need to pick it up yourself, the previous taskers would go directly to the company that salvages the sunken ship from the bottom of the sea, or if you’re lucky, you can pick it up and be washed up. Those in the shallow sea or on the beach, it's almost impossible to find them by yourself - they don't have abilities like yours. 】

Shi Yu's heart moved, he stood up suddenly and said: 【Wait for me a while. 】

System Cat: [Huh?Where are you going in the middle of the night? 】

【I will be right back! ] Shiyu replied without turning his head, and within 5 minutes he rushed back enthusiastically, half of his undershirt rolled up by him, with a lot of things in his pockets.

Shi Yu dumped all the things he was carrying on the table with a clatter, and the ordinary log-colored table was immediately covered with jewels.Shi Yu raised his eyebrows: [I borrowed some from the uncle, can you see if there is anything that matches? 】

[...? ? ? 】The system cat looked bewildered, and pointed to several of the gems with its paws: 【All of these are fine... isn't it?Uncle willing to give it to you? 】

[It didn't say no. 】

【so what? 】

【I took it and ran away... Just kidding, I asked it to borrow it. I have a big box, and it doesn't lose money if I exchange it. Why don't you like it. ] Shi Yu thought for a while, and added: [When I changed the cat litter for you, did you mind where I took your cat litter? 】

The system cat was silent for a while, before saying: [With all due respect, I don't use cat litter, and you are so disgusting. 】

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