fish pond master

Another sunny day.

Shi Yu's eyelashes moved slightly, and the system cat was already ready by the side. It jumped onto the bedside table two or three times, and then jumped from the bedside table onto the wardrobe.

['Love Cat Ning' is about to start running. 】

【3.】

【2.】

【1.】

【emission! 】

As the countdown ended, the orange cat gracefully jumped down from the closet, stretched its limbs gracefully in the air, and then gracefully fell freely, hitting Shiyu's belly.

Shi Yu let out a scream, and was abruptly pulled out of his sleep. He clutched his stomach and rolled over, shrinking into a shrimp, and said word by word: [I, really, yes, Thank you, thank you, you, yes, yes, yes. 】

The system cat shook its head, revealing a few bright white teeth: [You're welcome, stupid tasker, you should be glad that I didn't jump on your chest. 】

【Because you also know that if you jump towards my chest, I might be crushed to death right away! ] After a while, he became violent, and when he pressed the system cat, he was beaten up: [You can do it!Do you still think you are that little kitten who only weighs five or six pounds? !You don't even look at how much you weigh!Let me tell you, I will place an order to buy rollers now, if you can’t run ten kilometers a day, don’t even think about eating! 】

[Also, have you finished watching Gongdou drama recently and started watching animations!I warn you, just watch it, you have to know that you are a kitten that has lived for hundreds of thousands of years... Bah, system!Don't 'Mr. Ben' all day long, my tooth hurts from hearing it! 】

This time it was the system cat's turn to scream: [I don't care!You are restricting my life freedom!You are abusive! 】

[Then you have the ability to sue me! ] Shi Yu finished beating the system cat, cursed and got up to wash up. The system cat was lying on the bed with its limbs wide open, like a tattered rag doll that had been ravaged.

Not to mention, the system cat's slap was really ruthless. In the past few months, the system cat has broken through the [-]-jin mark, and has successfully become a fat cat whose belly hangs to the ground when it walks.Shi Yu really didn't pay attention, after all, the cat was by his side, and it didn't seem to change much every day, but he never expected that that day when he was free and free, he typed out the bow tie he bought for the system cat and planned to wear it After playing around, it turned out that the bow tie that can adjust three sizes is not suitable for wearing!

You must know that when you buy it, it is the smallest model for wearing it!

When he voted it was a shock to the whole family.

Check the warehouse at home again, good guy, there are only [-] boxes of the [-] boxes of dried fish that I bought before, and one box of dried fish weighs [-] catties, and [-] boxes is [-] catties. You can't eat so much even if you eat it as a meal!

He never expected that when he asked Xi Xi, Xi Xi would beg for praise and say: [Normal cats can't finish eating!But am I a normal kitty?No!I am the omnipotent system!It doesn't matter if you eat too much, just take a stomach medicine produced by the system to solve it! 】

[Do you want one for Shi Yu?try it!free! 】

Shi Yu couldn't bear to look directly at him.

As soon as Shi Yu finished brushing his teeth and washing his face, the department outside started to scream: 【Shi Yu, what do you want for breakfast?What do you have for lunch?What's for dinner? 】

Shi Yu: [... porridge, plain porridge, plus a pinch of olives per person. 】

The system cat paused: [Okay, this is breakfast, what about lunch?What about night? 】

[Porridge, olive vegetables. 】Shi Yu emphasized: 【I will eat weight loss meals with you, don't eat your little dried fish, I will give it away in a while, and I will buy it for you when you lose weight later. 】

【…】How can the system cat succeed when he hears this?Immediately, he flew to the door of the bathroom and began to slam the door. His nails mercilessly left claw marks on the log door: 【No!I don't want to drink porridge!What about the creamy crab porridge with shrimps and scallops? 】

[No matter how noisy, there are no more olives! 】

The system cat froze when he heard the words, stopped his paw in mid-air, and put it down embarrassingly: [You have changed, Shiyu. 】

[You are no longer the same you as before, Xie Xi. 】

【The emperor forgot, the concubine is not the Zhen family, but Niu Gulu...】

Just as the master and servant were about to perform Gongdouju, Shi Yu's cell phone rang, and Shi Yu quickly picked it up: "Hello? Shi Wang?"

Seeing that the video call was connected, Shi Wang waved to him happily: "Morning, brother!"

Shi Yu looked at Shi Wang, who was full of energy, and couldn't help but look out of the window to look at Tianguang: "Isn't it morning? You got up so early today?"

"I haven't told you yet! Brother, the Xiao Zhou you introduced is really useful! Video editing is top-notch! Now his salary has risen to 8000 yuan! Finally, I only need to be responsible for the subject matter I want to shoot, and I don't need to stay up late to edit video I'm bald!" Shi Wang put his phone on the table, and happily picked up his feet: "Brother, it's time to eat crabs when it's cold recently, brother Xie got a lot of crabs, let me let you know Go get some."

"Brother Xie's crabs are no longer for sale?"

"Hey, my family's mouth also needs to be taken care of!" Shi Wang blinked and said pointedly: "I think we are about to have a sister-in-law. I saw with my own eyes that Brother Jie packed up a lot of crabs for delivery yesterday." Go out, each one is as big as a bowl!"

For some reason, Shi Yu thought of Gu Ming who had come to save him on purpose, and couldn't help shaking his head, wondering what he was thinking, no matter how the other party looked at him, he was his brother's dead brother. It's impossible to do something like 'I'll fuck you brother, but you want to fuck me'. "Don't talk nonsense, they should be friends. Brother Xie goes to sea with the fisherman all day long. How can I find the time to meet my sister-in-law?"

Shi Wang subconsciously felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't put it into words, so he could only nod his head: "That's right..."

"Then I'll go ashore today to get it?" Shi Yu thought for a while and said, "Recently, the mussels under my fishing raft have grown pretty well. Do you want them? If so, I'll cut two or three hundred catties and bring them back."

Mussels are not worth much, but it also depends on where they are produced—for example, those produced in the near sea are not as delicious as those in the far sea, and the ones on the reef beaches in the far sea are not as delicious as the coral reefs. First-class, surrounded by fish, the mussels that grow out are more delicious in terms of taste, and can be sold for 31 catties in the market.

Shi Wang said straightforwardly: "That's okay, brother, are you too busy? How about I bring Xiao Zhou to help you on the fishing raft? The mussel stewed egg is quite nourishing. Let him take some of it home later. Make up for his grandfather."

Shi Yu rolled his eyes: "Come if you want to, don't use Xiao Zhou as an excuse, he is a landlubber, how dare you let him into the water?"

This is something Shi Yu and Shi Wang didn't even think about—Xiao Zhou is also a fisherman's reserve. It's a bit of an exaggeration to say that he is a "landlubber" who can't swim at all, but he just entered four or five meters of water. An amateur level that won't drown.

If you compare it with Shi Yu and Shi Wang, who can go down to 30 meters in one go without an oxygen cylinder, it's not enough.

Shiyu's place is far away, although it looks calm and calm, but it can be said to be undercurrents. If Shiyu didn't have supernatural powers, he would have to wear a safety rope to go into the water, otherwise he wouldn't know how he died .

Xiao Zhou came to him to cut mussels?It would be better to help the two of them pass the net bag on the shore.

"Okay, bro, wait for me at home, I'll go to Brother Xie to get the crabs first, and then I'll send them to you, so you don't have to go twice!" After Shi Wang finished speaking, he hung up the phone happily, and hung up the phone. Before the phone call, I heard him turn his head and shout: "Xiao Zhou! I will take you to my brother Yu's fishing row today to open your eyes..."

Shi Yu hung up the phone and went out of the bathroom. The system cat squatted at the door of the bathroom and looked at it pitifully, with tears in its eyes.Seeing Shi Yu coming out, it stepped forward and hugged Shi Yu's thigh: [Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, at least add some meat floss for me, okay? 】

Shi Yu bent down and carried it into his arms, shaking it, and sighed.

Then he said indifferently: "Not good."

The system cat suddenly cried like a dog.

Shi Yu held it with difficulty in one hand, and took it into the kitchen. There was no leftovers at home, so he had to cook porridge with uncooked rice. He put the tie on the table, tapped its nose, and ordered :【Don't move, don't run, just wait here. 】

He cleaned the rice and put it in the pot, then turned around to open the refrigerator, Shi Yu swallowed his saliva, and with difficulty moved his eyes away from the cans of pickled red snails, sea melon seeds, abalone, and drunk crab, and took out the innermost Layers of olives are distributed on two small plates, which can be regarded as a side dish in the morning.

Xi Xi's ears were pulled down.

Shi Yu saw that the porridge would take a while to be ready, and was upset when he saw the jars of pickled seafood, so he took them all out, found a small cart and loaded them all up, and closed the refrigerator door with his foot. Instructed: "Xi Xi, look at the porridge pot, don't let it overflow."

【oh. 】The system cat jumped off the table and moved to the side of the stove to look after it. It looked like a conscientious kitten.

Shi Yu looked at the constantly bouncing ears on the top of its head, how could it be that he didn't know what kind of plan it was planning - most likely, it would eat some porridge to deal with him first, and then quietly go to eat some snacks.

He simply pulled out the bottom line, took out all the canned food and snacks at home, put them all on the trolley, turned around and went to the warehouse, carried two boxes of dried fish up there, and sent them directly to the uncle.

Of course, the uncle should not eat canned cat food and cat snacks, but the killer whales are not picky, so they just feed them.

Oh yes, I went to see how the big fan was doing, and lowered its net a little, so he didn't believe that it could really drown him.

The uncle was still sleeping in the scallop today, Shi Yu knocked on the scallop to signal that he was coming, and the scallop shell was lifted up after a while, and the mermaid inside lazily put its tail on the edge of the scallop, like cicada's wings The tail fin hangs down naturally, shining like a star in the air.

Shi Yu took a handful, picked up the uncle's tail in his hand, touched its tail fin with his hand, and praised: "Your tail looks so beautiful! It seems that the injury has healed!"

The uncle glanced at him, and stretched out his hand to him, Shi Yu immediately let go of the opponent's tail, and stuffed his hand into the uncle's hand: "Do you have any orders?"

The uncle's lips opened and closed slightly, and Shi Yu instantly understood what it meant, and poured the uncle with the Nongfu mountain spring, and then set up a bed computer desk in the shell bed like a treasure, and took the pickled things he brought earlier. Yi put it up: "You eat to fill your stomach first, and if you are still hungry after eating, I will bring you some more fish."

After Shi Yu finished speaking, he stopped paying attention to the uncle, went to a place near the sea and whistled, and after a while, killer whales appeared. Shi Yu counted the number and found that it was less than half: "Huh? Did you go hunting? You guys went early enough today."

As he said, he divided half of the canned food and snacks and put them aside, planning to wait until the hunting orcas came back to give them a tooth sacrifice. Then he sat next to the pavilion and began to open the cans. He Shiyu), and because of his young age, it is a matter of course that he is ranked first.

Shi Yu chose three cans of the same taste and poured them into its mouth. The expression of the little killer whale gradually changed from bewildered to pleasantly surprised, and finally even its eyes were glowing, unwilling to leave: "Woo!"

[Humanity!This is delicious!I want more! ]

Shi Yu kicked it amusedly: "Go, go, go, it's gone, there's only so much in total, your family should try it too, right! Greedy little killer whales will be beaten by family members!"

The little killer whale refused, and wanted to hang around for a while, but the sisters behind couldn't help it anymore, and stepped forward to face its head with a tail: [Climb!Don't think that you are great at a young age!Human beings belong to everyone, so don't keep pestering him just because you are young! ]

[Boom! ] The little killer whale swam away crying.

The rest of the killer whales lined up and ate foreign meat one by one—it was foreign meat, and all the canned food was imported.

Shiyu also left a can to feed Dafen, and Dafen seemed to be doing well while staying here, feeling a little more energetic than yesterday.

When this end was almost fed, Shi Yu turned his head and saw that there was also a mountain of shells piled up on the table at the uncle's side. It ate delicately. After eating the drunk crab, he was very leisurely and put the crab back for him. As it was, Yu was speechless for a while when he saw it. He took the trash can and swept the garbage on the table. Seeing that there was still a lot left in the jar, he simply put the trash can on the table: "You can eat in a while." Throw it here when you're done, while you're eating, I'll change the water for you first."

After the uncle finished eating, the surroundings were almost cleaned up, and the department was already calling for the porridge to be ready, Shi Yu hurriedly stepped forward to help the uncle wash up, put the dried fish next to the scallops, and told the uncle to be fine Eat a little, and then happily look at the growing tokens, and leave happily.

Halfway there, he suddenly realized something was wrong—now the uncle's feeding task has been completed, and he hasn't fed the fish yet!It turns out that the uncle can still be full after eating such a small amount of food? !So why did it eat so much every day before!

Bloody pit!

Shi Yu decided to simply feed the uncle according to his three meals a day in the future. Damn, compared with a few catties of fresh fish and a few catties of cooked meat, it is not so distressing to give out a few catties of cooked meat, no It's just a matter of having an extra pair of chopsticks!

If you don't have time to cook when you go out, at worst, you can directly serve self-heating rice and instant noodles to the uncle!

Anyway, the uncle is so advanced, he shouldn't die from eating this kind of junk food.

After Shi Yu and the system cat finished breakfast, Shi Yu looked at Shi Wang and estimated that it would take more than an hour to arrive, so he changed into a diving suit and went to the sea to start working first.

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