fish pond master

The next day, Shi Yu woke up after sleeping for a whole day. Just after waking up, he saw a horrifying scene—an orange cat lying in front of his computer, with its paws on the mouse, looking like it was fighting landlords online. .

Don't ask Shiyu why he knew it was Doudizhu, because the beaming voice still echoed in the room.

"double!"

"Call the landlord!"

"Pour auntie a cappuccino!"

Shi Yu suppressed his anger and called out: "Xi Xi, cats don't know how to play with computers!"

The system cat said without looking back, "Meow."

[Oh, there are only two of us at home, so what if you let me relax? 】The cheap voice of the system rang in Shi Yu's mind.

Shi Yu rolled his eyes, got out of bed and went to the kitchen first, and took out two blue crabs with bright orange on their backs and white bellies from the refrigerator. The machine is actually quite fresh.He took a bone chopping knife, and with two clicks when he lifted the knife, the two blue crabs were divided into two from the middle, and the full yellow inside flowed onto the cutting board. The yellowish side of the crab was sealed with egg liquid, and the onion, ginger, and garlic were added to the oil pan and stir-fried for a while, then rice and water were added, the pot was covered and the porridge was cooked before going to the bathroom to wash.

The strong aroma of crab and rice quickly occupied the whole room. The system lying in front of the computer playing cards couldn't resist the cat's instinct and sniffled, and looked back several times in the direction of the kitchen.

Shi Yu was halfway through his toothbrush, and there was still foam in his mouth. Suddenly, the more he thought about it, the more uneasy he became, and he walked out with his toothbrush in his mouth: [System, whose account are you using to fight the Landlord? 】

The System Cat just won a hand at this time, and a huge number jumped on the computer screen. It turned around and said triumphantly: [Of course it is yours!I bought you [-] million happy beans in one day, how about it, is it interesting enough? 】

Shi Yu: […]

The system is a cat with excellent self-management ability. After winning this game, he chose to quit the game.It licked its paw, and complained casually: [But you humans are really hard to understand... I thought this kind of game was all about calculations, and no one can compare to me in terms of calculation ability!As a result, I still lost a few times at the beginning, and lost all the beans. Fortunately, I am smart and witty...]

Having said that, the system cat sensed something was wrong, and turned to look at Shi Yu stiffly, only to see Shi Yu asked in an erratic tone: [Fortunately, you are smart and witty... and then what? 】

[... Then I used some modifiers. 】

【modifier?What modifier?Is it the kind that is particularly easy to use, perfectly modifies the value of your Happy Beans, and will not be banned, the one that everyone is using?Do you recommend it to me next time? 】

【…】

Shi Yu said quietly: [Blue, green, or colorful? 】

【……blue. 】

Shi Yu pinched the system cat's thick, oily nape and lifted it up: "Xi Xi, let's get neutered today, shall we?"

"... Meow? Meow meow meow meow——!" The system cat struggled for a while before remembering that he could speak human words: 【Shiyu, calm down, I don't use much!I swear just a little... really just a little! 】

[How much is a little bit? ] Shi Yu sneered, picked up his phone and glanced at the payment information—excellent, from the first charge of one yuan to the highest recharge amount of 648. 【You are awesome. 】

【calm!calm!You are a rich second generation!Not... rich three generations!Don't worry about this little money! 】

[If you announce on the spot that you are breaking up with me now and will never get in touch, I will not care about this little money with you. ] Shi Yu held the cat in one hand, and took out the toothbrush from his mouth with the other, looking at the cat in the system's eyes made goose bumps appear all over the system.

The system cat raised his chest as if death was at home: [... Anyway, I spent all my flowers, so you can figure it out! 】

【OK! ] Shiyu took the system cat to the bathroom, put it on the toilet tank, spit out the foam in his mouth, and said: [After all, I am not a devil, today I will sterilize and earn back the money you spent , you can choose one of the two. 】

The system cat obediently sat on the water tank, not daring to move: [...the system cannot make money for taskers, this is against the rules. 】

Shi Yu rinsed his mouth, looked at it with hanging eyes: [Then the system can spend the money of the tasker?Do you count as GameMaster using the public for personal gain? 】

【…】The system cat was silent for a while, then got up and walked out of the bathroom as if wandering into the sky, Shi Yu let it go, washed his face on his own, and when Shi Yu went out, the system cat had already dragged His mobile phone sat obediently outside the door waiting for Shi Yu.It said: [I have already bought a few stocks for you, and tomorrow morning I will sell you the money you spent and return. 】

Shi Yu raised his eyebrows, he couldn't tell whether he was happy or unhappy: [What should I do if I lose money? 】

The system cat jumped up and down: [You can insult my personality, but you can't insult my calculation ability! 】

[Then who was the one who just lost in the game of Landlords? 】

The system cat was downcast for a second: 【...It's me. 】

Shi Yu went to the kitchen to look at his cream crab porridge. His pot has a pressure cooker function, and it can cook raw rice into porridge in two to ten minutes.The system cat rubbed Shi Yu's calf pitifully, and said in a broken voice: [Dad, love me again!I can do it this time! 】

Shi Yu lifted it outside the kitchen and put it on the dining table. The system cat thought that Shi Yu didn't love it anymore, so he heard the sound of pots and pans inside for a while, and Shi Yu left with a big pot. come out.

Soon he went back and brought out a set of dishes.

The freshly made creamy crab porridge soup presents a bright orange color, and the rice grains are blooming, perfectly blending with the crab cream and crab roe, exuding an incomparably fresh and fragrant smell. The system cat carefully glanced at the pot and whimpered Lie on the table.

Shi Yu served himself a bowl of creamy crab porridge, blew on the heat of the porridge, and tasted it. No salt was added, and it was a bit bland.

But that's fine.

Shi Yu took a small dish and put a plate of creamy crab porridge out and put it aside, while he went to the kitchen to get salt, the porridge in the plate was quickly cooled by the electric fan, and when Shi Yu came back, he added salt to his bowl Finally, he tried the temperature in the dish, and pushed it in front of the system cat: "Eat, good son."

[… More time. 】The system cat was pleasantly surprised, looked at Shi Yu with a full face, then buried his head in licking, and tried to force him in Shi Yu's mind: [...your uncle's... woo woo woo...delicious...thank you dad! 】

Shi Yu smiled, and buried himself in eating.When one person and one cat are full and lie on the sofa in a row, the system satisfies their appetite, and the brain controlled by the cat's instinct gradually regains its sanity. I regret how I couldn't help it back then!

He hates it!Why can't I control that mouth!

It was getting late, Shi Yu glanced at the clock, and poked the system cat who was still regretting with his foot: 【Hurry up, what is your daily routine today? 】

【……ah?Oh yes, and this thing. 】The system cat then reacted: 【Let me see... There are two choices, one is to pick up ten sea urchins, and the other is to catch two catties of fish with a net. 】

It is now high tide, and there are still several hours before the low tide. Besides, there are a lot of sea urchins. After all, whether you can pick up sea urchins is really pure luck. Shiyu chose the latter option: [Then go to the sea and release internet cafe. 】

【okay! 】The system agreed, and immediately broadcast a report: [[Daily!Two catties of fish! ] The task can be completed by catching any species of fish with a sum of more than two catties in the net mode. The task rewards 250 tokens and random fish fry X10. 】

Shi Yu burped, and walked out the door slowly with his slippers on.

The sea breeze at night dispelled the high temperature during the day, and it was chilly on his body. Many neighbors came out holding a big cattail fan to enjoy the coolness.

Shi Yu sat in the car and called grandparents, uncles and aunts one by one. The third grandpa just finished playing a game of chess with them. Seeing that he was still dragging a fishing rod and bait in the car, he asked, "Xiao Yu, it's so late." Are you still going fishing?"

"Yeah, I overslept during the day, and couldn't sleep at night—no, I'm idle, I'm idle, I go fishing at sea, and I set up a net to see if I can catch some fish and go home for a toothbrush."

"Be careful when going out to sea at night." The third grandpa took care, and looked at the orange cat sitting next to Shi Yu with slightly cloudy eyes: "When did you raise a cat? This cat looks like a blessing!"

Shi Yu smiled heartily: "That's right! The one who ran onto my boat by himself yesterday, the cat Lai Fu and the dog Lai Cai, just kept it."

"It's good, but we need to be more particular." The third grandfather waved his hand: "I won't delay you, go quickly."

"Then I'm leaving!" Shi Yu waved his hand like the third grandfather, and then drove the yellow croaker slowly to the beach.

In fact, there are more than one time to go to sea at this time, and most of them are people who go to sea to take pictures of squids or set night nets.Fish actually have to sleep, but they open their eyes when they sleep, so they can’t see it. Therefore, fish at night are much more stupid than fish during the day, and they are much easier to catch.

Many fishermen know this habit, so there are quite a few people who catch the sea at night and release their nets.

Shi Yu smiled and greeted the people who went out to sea together, and drove the system cat onto the boat, and the engine started to drive towards the sea level.

He originally planned to catch fish after setting the net, but he didn't know what happened. When he got there, he felt sleepy again after setting the net, so he lay down on the deck and planned to sleep for a while.

When he was sleeping soundly, he suddenly heard the system shout: [Shiyu, Shiyu, get up quickly!A big fish hit the net! 】

When Shi Yu heard the sound of the system, he woke up in an instant, quickly turned over and picked up the net, and pulled the net with one hand, ready to catch the big fish.

After half a minute, he looked at the - so - big - a killer whale in the net and fell silent.

The killer whale also held a huge fish in its mouth, which looked a bit like a tuna.

Deep sea species.

Shi Yu also saw an expression on the fish's face, which probably meant:

[Hi~!Human, send you a fish to eat! ]

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