fish pond master

【You can come out if you cut off the shell, are you stupid? 】The system cat said coolly in Shi Yu's mind: 【As long as there is no shell, it is a waste. 】

Shi Yu pondered for a while, and then asked: [Where is the brain?Bei Zhu, let me tell you that it is so-so-big, it would be a pity to ruin it. 】

The voice of the system cat has changed from cold to very clear contempt: [Are you still going to sell it?Even if it’s spicy—big, it’s not you who eat it with me in the end, it’s not bad if I can eat two catties for two meals, right?And there is one thing to say, such a big scallop, even if you take it off completely, you won't be able to fry it in the pan!Don't tell me you want to use the stewed one, the fried one is delicious! 】

Shi Yu nodded very seriously, and replied: 【Master, I understand. 】

[I understand your size!Come out now! 】The system cat muttered and said: 【How can you do such a big thing without following you for a while?You are so capable, why don't you go to heaven?Let me tell you, if you hang up in case you hang up, don't think about me restarting the timeline for you because of this kind of thing, if you don't want such a stupid host, just don't want it, the next one will be better! 】

Shi Yu rolled his eyes, and the sharp dagger in his hand stuck to the junction of the shell and the shell pillar. The dagger cuts iron like mud, but it is not cheap either. Shi Yu cut the shell easily. The film on the outside of the column began to penetrate into the other party's snow-white flesh, but he still refused to admit defeat, saying: [Coincidentally, I think so too, such a useless system might as well be replaced, I think the one in your family The infinite system is pretty good, introduce me to him another day! 】

[Didn't you say that the infinite system will fight with the players if there is nothing to do? I think it needs an inner ghost like me. When I participate in the mission, I will help it kill one by one. Later, I will get me some heaven-defying abilities. Throw me to the primary field, I will kill one when I see it, if I accidentally overturn, let it revive me, save worry and trouble after keeping it. 】

Now it's the system cat's turn to roll his eyes: [Hey, you said this, just wait, I'll go to the next door and knock on the door right now, so you stay inside and don't come out, this body just die inside, I'm afraid There is no need to fake the cause of death for you, and I will extradite you as soon as you die... Oh yes, why don't you come out first, you don't meet the conditions for screening players next door, you come out in a while and kill people casually on the shore After jumping into the sea and committing suicide, I promise you to open your eyes and live the happy life of your dreams in the infinite system! 】

[That's it! ……Well! ] Shiyu wanted to say a few words, but the flesh on his body trembled suddenly. If he hadn't held it tightly, the dagger would have pierced a bloody hole in himself.

[Fuck, what's the matter?all right? 】The system cat asked immediately.

The scallop pillar was really too big, maybe a little bigger than the bathtub in Shi Yu's house, and Shi Yu didn't even cut one percent of it at the moment. It was obvious that the scallop had sensed his movements and wanted to stop him.

Shi Yu snorted lightly, without stopping to do anything, directly backhanded the dagger under its gonads, pulled and stirred along the edge of the shell, the scallop's wriggling became violent almost instantly, and Shi Yu The top was staggering, Shi Yu plunged the dagger into the shell to fix himself, and after waiting for a while, the squirm gradually became weaker, and finally he didn't move any more.

Shi Yu gasped slightly, comforting the system cat and said: [It's okay, the other party is not happy... It doesn't even activate its little brain that has lived for decades. Can't get it? 】

The system cat was silent for a moment, and then said in an angry voice: [Comrade still needs to work hard, victory is in sight, come on. 】

[Hmm...] Shi Yu responded: [Please wait, Dad will bring you big scallops to eat. 】

【... Thank you so much! 】

Although one person and one cat are here, both parties know that this is not something that can be done in a short while. Fortunately, it is time to come in. There is no need to breathe, and there is a sharp knife in his hand. I was consumed alive by this scallop.

Shi Yu reckoned that the scallop's internal organs should have been stabbed just now - if he remembered the location correctly, logically speaking, if he stabbed two more times one by one, he would always be able to reach the key point.

Shi Yu pulled out the dagger and continued to clean up the shells.

About an hour later, Shi Yu cut open the last fascia. Shi Yu kicked his feet together and kicked off the flippers on his feet. He used the limited space to lift his feet and kick the shells. Hoping to kick the shell open, then he discovered one thing—well, it couldn't be kicked.

It's too heavy, and I can't really kick it open. It's like a mountain is pressing on the scallop outside, and the scallop shell doesn't move at all.

Is it an air pressure problem?

It shouldn't be...the inside is also water, and there doesn't seem to be air.Shi Yu had no choice but to turn over, clean up the piece of shellfish on his body, and give his legs enough room to bend up. He raised his legs, stepped on the scallop shell again, and kicked hard upwards.

He worked hard for a while, but there was no response, and he didn't know if it was because Shi Yu himself had been exercising vigorously and made his body overheated. He felt that the internal temperature of the scallop seemed a little high, which made him a little uncomfortable.He was helpless, so he had no choice but to ask for help from the sidelines: [Xi Xi, come and help Dad see why this shell can't be opened!Too much. 】

【Oh yes, is this scallop still alive?Should be dead? 】

At this moment, my host's life is still in the hands of others. The system cat has long been stingy with the amount of calculations, and locked the scallop firmly. It replied: [I have a good news and a bad news, what do you want? Which one do you listen to? 】

【Good news. 】 Shi Yu replied without much thought.

[The good news is that the scallops are dead, because of the water temperature, they will not be corrupted for the time being. 】

[What about the bad news? 】

[Unless I give you the ability to py a Popeye now, you probably won’t be able to withstand this guy... The entire weight of this shell is ten tons. After deducting the weight of the meat, you still have one on top of your head now. pickup truck. 】

Shi Yu immediately let go of his strength and flattened himself among the scallops.Not to mention that the bottom is soft and quite elastic. If you don’t consider that this is actually the inside of a scallop, the touch is similar to that of a high-end mattress in a five-star hotel, and it’s surprisingly comfortable. [What should I do then? 】

The system cat licked its paws, and felt a little headache. It tilted its head and said: [How about I send a text message to your brother and ask him to come to your point and lift you up with a crane? 】

[The killer whales can't touch you either——no, why did they come back? 】The system cat paused in the middle of speaking. It listened to the aggressive voices of the killer whales that suddenly became lively outside, and then said after a while: 【I think this dime should be saved. More than [-] killer whales are heading in your direction. 】

【……what? 】

Just as the system cat was about to explain, it heard a series of hasty calls outside, as if it was calling someone, it jumped off the bed, ran outside the door, and saw two killer whales poking out beside the fishing raft A head is screaming.

The system cat walked over, and one of the killer whales looked anxiously at the fishing net hanging on the fishing raft, then at the system cat, and suddenly stretched out its fin and pointed to the fishing net.

System Cat: "Meow?"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

[Yes, silly cat, we want that!Get it for us!We're going to move the Siren's bed!Oh yes, humans are still inside!Bring it back together! 】

Although the system cat can't understand their language well, it is a system after all, a product of a high-tech plane. After a while, practice makes perfect and find a few curse syllables from their tones, so it can naturally.

The system cat looked confused: "...Meow meow?!" What the hell are you scolding me for?

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Hurry up!Why are you so stupid!You can't understand what I mean?Let me tell you that cats like you are destined to have no food in our group!

"Woo-!" Are you stupid, what do you communicate with a cat?How Do Killer Whales and Cats Communicate?

If Shi Yu heard this, his expression would probably be very complicated—isn’t this the killer whale version of how humans can communicate with animals!

System Cat: "... Meow!" Damn it, don't think you don't know you're scolding me!

The system cat was very angry, but it still stepped forward and kicked over the pole for drying the fishing net. The fishing net was blown by the wind, and half of it floated into the sea. They also know how to divide and cooperate. One is holding a fishing net, the other is responsible for rounding up the net, and the other is responsible for packing the rope.

The system cat was cursing, thinking that this orca might be about to become a spirit!Didn't they say that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, they were not allowed to become elites? !

The more it thought about it, the more angry it became, but the killer whale couldn't understand what it said, so the city gate caught fire and the fish in the pond were caught in a fire, and they suffered disaster when they were still lying in the scallop enjoying the spa: [I tell you!You go back and send the killer whales away quickly!These goods can no longer be raised! 】

[...? ] Shi Yu's face was full of question marks: [What's the matter? 】

[You know what a fart!Be careful raising killer whales artificially and turn them into goblins!Then you will be gone! 】

[...? ? 】

[They have already learned how to use tools. If you let them develop and form civilization, do you believe that you humans will pay protection fees to them when you go on the waterway? 】

[...? ? ? 】

Although the process was a bit difficult, the result was good. Shi Yu stayed in the scallop bored for more than an hour, and everyone fell asleep for a while, only then did he hear the calls of killer whales coming from outside the scallop.

Suddenly he came to himself, and tapped the shells with the end of his dagger, trying to attract their attention.

It didn't take long for the scallop to shake suddenly, and then it began to stagger up and down, as if it had been caught and dragged in the sea.When Shi Yu was shaken inside, he felt dizzy and nauseated, but he still had to hold back—this was a close to airtight environment, if he really vomited, he might be so sick that he wouldn't be able to eat for a few days.

Dizzy and dizzy, Shi Yu got used to it, and after about two hours, a ray of light suddenly shone on the dying Shi Yu's face.

The mermaid held the scallop shell with one hand, and a few strands of long silver hair fell into the shell. It squinted its eyes and looked at the bewildered Shi Yu inside.

After a long period of darkness, the setting sun outlines a circle of golden and red edges on the edge of the mermaid, which is almost dazzling.

Shi Yu's first words were not 'you are so kind' or 'it's finally out', but...

"Master, your arm strength is amazing!"

=====