I ate at the port Mafia

Seeing Osamu Dazai's probing eyes rest on the scarf, Haruka Kiyose tugged at the red scarf with a clear symbolic meaning, and turned his head slightly complaining.

"I just said that there is no need to wear a scarf to come out, it will only increase trouble."

It's okay to fail to arrive in Hawaii, known as a vacation paradise, and now he is sent to another world to face this troublesome situation.

He casually used gravity to send Kusaku Yumeno, who was unwilling to return to the organization, to another "Nakahara Chuya", who held Haruka's hand that continued to abuse the scarf.

"Who the hell catches a cold when blowing a little bit of cold wind?"

Walking to Yao's side, the two stood side by side, and he looked at the stunned "Central Plains Chuya" on the opposite side.

What a familiar reaction, the last time he was dragged to another world by the leader Dazai, when he saw the other two "Nakahara Chuya", his expression was no different from the one in front of him.

With a helpless sigh, Yao: "Yes, but the key thing to solve now is those two."

The last time they went to another world to help was because the leader Dazai gave him a generous reward, this time they went to the wrong world entirely by accident.

Therefore, there is no need to have too much contact with these troublesome representatives.

"Right."

Zhong also nodded in agreement.

Yao: "So, let's run away."

He didn't deliberately lower the volume of his speech, so the two people on the opposite side heard his proposal to escape clearly.

Chuya: ...

Osamu Dazai: ...

"Central Plains Zhongye":  …

'Mud give the road a fight', what a simple proposal.

Osamu Dazai: "Sure enough, the little dwarf's expression is too bad. It frightened our guests who came from afar."

"Traveling the world" sounds outrageous, but it's not impossible.

Another world's port mafia boss and runt, how can such interesting guys let them slip away.

The two people who took their seats automatically: "Huh? Dazai bastard, what did you say?!"

The best way to promote cooperation is to have a common enemy.

The two people who were still on guard against each other, after being ridiculed by Osamu Dazai regardless of enemy or friend, they united and turned their artillery fire on the guy who is annoying no matter which world they are in.

Sure enough, the inferior countermeasure of running away is absolutely unwilling to adopt.

Putting his hands in his pockets, his eyes met Osamu Dazai, who was surrounded by two Central Plains Chuyas.

"You can see it too, we are just unrelated people passing by by chance."

Osamu Dazai waved his hand indifferently.

"It has nothing to do with people, this title is not suitable to refer to the leader of the dignified port mafia."

"The leader? Him?"

"Nakahara Chuya" looked at Kiyose Haruka in disbelief.

He was very sure that Mr. Mori was still sitting in that position, so what happened to this guy Dazai called "the leader"?

By the way, there is also the "Central Plains Chuya" who is exactly the same as himself, the enemy's supernatural attack?

Yao's expression was indifferent: "I have no intention of competing with Mr. Sen over here for the organization."

"Really? That's a pity."

He pretended to show a regretful expression, but there was no pity in Dazai Osamu's tone, "It's already here, don't you want to meet acquaintances?"

Haruka: "No matter which world you are in, you are just as annoying."

----

"So why did they all go to live at Lao Tzu's house!"

In the luxurious villa of "Central Plains Zhongye", four uninvited guests sat in a row.

Holding the hot tea poured by Zhongye, Haruka let out a relaxed breath.

"If this kind of whimsical self-introduction by the visitor from another world, if he goes to the organization, he will definitely be questioned a lot. In order to sleep well, I will disturb him tonight."

"Sorry for disturbing you."

Sitting down next to Haruka, Naka also embarrassedly said to his counterpart in another world.

They are both hearty and cheerful, and they became acquainted with each other at first sight after dispelling their suspicion of each other.

Opening a bottle of wine, "Central Plains Zhongye" held the wine glass and put it in front of Zhongye.

"You stay here, I have no objection, but why did that bastard come here!"

All eyes were on Osamu Dazai, who was lying prone on the sofa, listening to music.

Wearing earphones, he seemed to have not heard the host's unwelcome guest speech at all, happily raised his calves, shaking and beating the beat.

A distance from Dazai Osamu and Haruka Yumeno Hisaku looked left and right.

If Osamu Dazai is allowed to stay overnight, it will be very noisy tonight.

After reaching a conclusion, Haruka took out his phone.

He promised to meet acquaintances before, just referring to Ranpo Edogawa from the detective agency, so he had no intention of chatting with Osamu Dazai.

"This, maybe it can help a little."

Connect the mobile phone to the TV of "Central Plains Zhongye", and open one of the videos remotely.

Osamu Dazai, the version of a capable woman in the workplace, has one hand on his hip, and the other hand is holding his orchid finger, and he is charming and soft-spoken to the camera: "Ah, Nasai~ The port mafia belongs to Mina-san Home ~ trespassing on the super - I'm sorry!"

other people:! ! !

"This is our anti-intrusion warning, whether it is for Dazai or others, it is very useful."

Saying that, Yao continued to search in the phone, "There is this."

Video switching.

In the picture, there is Akutagawa Ryunosuke with a sincere and serious face. He looked directly at the camera and said, "Mr. Dazai is a man who is absolutely worthy of respect. He is a reliable teacher who leads me forward without fear. He is... ..For a long time, I am very grateful to Dazai-san for his teaching!"

Then, the screen switched to Atsushi Nakajima, and the little tiger's gaze was equally firm: "It was Mr. Dazai who saved me from a life of bewilderment and gave me a new and bright direction of struggle..."

They are obviously words of gratitude, but for a coward like Osamu Dazai who would get hurt even if he touched the marshmallow, the more sincere the expression of emotion, the more terrifying it is.

Before the broadcast of Atsushi Nakajima's thank you video ended, Osamu Dazai slipped out with a haggard appearance of being seriously injured.

Ignoring the ghost-like reactions of others, Yao held the phone with a blank expression: "I knew it would be useful."

Nakaya pressed Haruka's head and rubbed it vigorously: "Also consider the mood of other people present!"

At least let them be mentally prepared!

"Nakahara Chuya": Dazai was actually able to take the initiative to shoot this kind of video, this guy is also very scary.

Yumeno Hisaku: As expected of a god!

----

The next day, Armed Detective Agency.

"jingle"

The door was pushed open, and Atsushi Nakajima was about to come forward to receive him, when he saw the mafia cadre who had met once before standing outside the door.

Although he didn't wear the iconic black suit, he had cobalt blue sharp eyes, ochre-colored half-length hair, and a black top hat.

You can't go wrong!The opponent is the gravity envoy, Zhongya Zhongyuan!

Atsushi Nakajima carefully guarded against the extremely dangerous Chuya in front of him.

"Hey, Dun-jun, that's a detective's guest."

Raising his head from the mountain of snacks, Edogawa Ranpo happily waved to Haruka.

"excuse me."

After Kiyase Haruka nodded to Atsushi Nakajima, she took Nakaya straight to the reception room inside and sat down.

"It's completely turned into a trip to Yokohama in another world."

The rare holiday was just wasted.

"What's the matter? In the eyes of a famous detective, it's a very interesting adventure."

Relying on the information obtained from Dazai Osamu and the two of them, Edogawa Ranpo has automatically brought in the image of a good friend.

Looking at Haruka as if watching some interesting four-panel manga, Ranpo Edogawa put on his glasses.

"Oh, can you give a copy of those interesting videos to a detective, Yao-kun."

Haruka: "Only Dazai's part can be given to you."

"Hey, why is there an abridged version of Detective?"

"By the way, the story between Haruka-kun and Hat-kun is also interesting. Is there a collection of stories?"

Lazily, without a sitting figure, he walked sideways at the two people opposite him.

The reason why he became the leader was just to date better, why didn't he meet such an interesting guy here.

Haruka: "A collection of stories? That's a good suggestion."

Use photos and words to record the love process, and then take it out to recall in the twilight years. Just thinking about it makes me feel very warm.

The two chatted one after another, not like the scene of meeting for the first time at all.

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Leave the detective agency.

The two aimlessly came to the beach, Chuya still dragging the suitcase in his hand.

"This is not considered a vacation at all. Can I apply for an extended vacation after I go back?"

Kicking a small stone on his foot and moving forward, he said to He Zhongye like a rascal.

He didn't even have time to play the new mini-game he had prepared with Zhong Ye.

The middle is also full of black lines.

"Give me a little self-consciousness as a leader."

It was rare for Yao to be naive once, pouted and said: "Hmph, I didn't even think of me as the leader at all."

“It’s fine if you don’t listen to the command during the [beep——], and you [beep——] will ignore it. Every time I want to play [beep——] in the middle of the night, I don’t cooperate at all. What kind of leader am I? ah."

Chuya: ...He said a lot of harmonious speeches on his own, but in the end, no one could understand what he meant except you!

Speaking of chiefs.

At this time, a middle-aged black-haired doctor appeared from an unknown alley and looked at the two of them with a smile.

"It's the first time to meet you, Mr. Chuya from another world, and the leader of another world."

"Hey, Mr. Mori, is it because you work too hard? The hairline is obviously a lot further back than my Mr. Mori's."

Mori Ogai is definitely one of the people Haruka doesn't want to meet in another world.

"Are you worried that a 'Kyose Haruka' will suddenly appear here to seize your throne? Please rest assured, as long as you don't enslave your subordinates too much, this kind of thing will never happen."

"This kind of work as a leader is only for Mr. Sen if you are willing."

"The 20-year-old generation gap is indeed a headache, but I still want to remind you that when a person reaches middle age, if he doesn't pay attention to maintaining his body and is in a state of anxiety for a long time, he will eventually become a composite of beer belly and Mediterranean."

This is more like a roundabout taunt than advice.

Zhong, who stood aside and couldn't get in the conversation, also had a complicated expression.

Mori Ogai: ...

However, before he could counterattack, the two people on the opposite side were enveloped by a burst of white light, and in an instant, there was no one in front of him.

Now it has completely become a stupid act of coming here to seek guilt.