I ate at the port Mafia

I would have been happy today.

What a relaxing moment for everyone to soak in the hot springs together.

And now-

"Haruka~ Have you booked the room yet?"

"Yao-jun, I brought a super interesting toy, I can share one with you then."

"Kiyase-kun, there are some plum candies here, do you want some?"

Seeing that several people from the detective agency were about to cut him off from Kiyose Haruka, Nakahara Nakaya roared.

"You guys don't get in the way!"

Fortunately, he and Yao's hands were still clasped, and he could easily bring Yao back to him from the siege of a group of war scum.

The gentle and somewhat timid Atsushi Nakajima was also naturally classified as the five scum of war by Zhongya Zhongya.

Separating the annoying cats from his own cats, Zhong Yuanzhong also smiled threateningly at them.

"Are you okay?"

"Hey, here's a slug talking."

"Master Ranpo is here to find Mr. Yao, Mr. Hat, don't hinder our chat."

Facing the coercion of the gravitational force, Atsushi Nakajima habitually wanted to back down, but seeing that the other two seniors were so fearless, he followed suit.

Carefully avoiding Nakahara Chuya's cover, looking expectantly at Kiyose Haruka behind him.

Compared with Dazai and Ranpo's straightforward provocations, the thing that made Chuka uncomfortable was Atsushi Nakajima's white lotus behavior.

Pretending to be pitiful is just pretending to be pitiful, even daring to show weakness to Yao!

Of course, Nakahara must have misunderstood Atsushi Nakajima's intentions. He really just wanted to share the food he thought was delicious with Haruka.

Coming out of the orphanage, he is very good at reading people's faces. After finding out that Zhong Ye didn't like him, he didn't know how to explain it, so he subconsciously sought help from the more familiar and reliable Haruka.

"Akutagawa, Dazai specially came to accompany you to the hot spring."

Putting one hand in the shape of a trumpet in front of his mouth, and walking so far ahead that he didn't even notice the movement on their side, Akutagawa gave a loud reminder.

As soon as he heard the word "Dazai", Akutagawa who instantly turned on the hunting radar suddenly turned his head.

"Mr. Dazai!"

Akutagawa gritted his teeth after seeing Atsushi Nakajima who looked innocent beside him.

"Human tiger!"

Solve two.

He glanced at Kenji Miyazawa who was looking at Ranpo behind his back.

This simple and simple boy seems to have a special love for cattle.

Before Ranpo realized something was wrong, Haruka casually pointed in a direction.

"Ah, there are a lot of cows over there."

Miyazawa Kenji's starry eyes: "Bull!"

Soon Luanbu was also taken away from the scene by the young man who only had cattle in his eyes.

"Okay, it's quiet now."

Chuya: This kind of aura of casually dismissing wild cats on the roadside...

The members of the detective agency who often feel overwhelmed by Dazai and Ranpo: Si Kunichi.

Ignoring the people who were completely shocked, Haruka pulled Nakahara Nakaya and continued walking.

"This kind of thing is also in teasing. If I can't do it, others can't either."

It's really a pampering speech with a total dominance index exceeding the standard.

Chuya, whose sovereignty was inexplicably declared: Is this the reason? !

On the other side, Dazai, who didn't want to be pestered by Akutagawa to report his recent progress, led Atsushi Nakajima to speed up his pace. Behind them, an Akutagawa followed closely silently, and behind them were carrying big bags and small bags, full of luggage. Higuchi Ichiyo with a concerned face, and finally, the silent Akutagawa Gin.

This is the biological chain of human society.

The long mountain road was finally finished, and the group arrived at the hotel.

Haruka leaned on Nakaya's shoulder with a serious amount of exercise, watched the latter skillfully divide the room, criticized Higuchi who was unwilling to live apart from Akutagawa, stopped the black lizards who were clamoring to play table tennis, and supervised Everyone put their luggage away, and finally, like a conscientious shepherd, they drove all the disobedient sheep to the hot spring.

After soaking in the hot spring first, Haruka is still reminiscing about the handsome appearance of Chuya Nakahara commanding the overall situation just now.

Dazai who sank in the hot spring in advance: "Haruka-chan also thinks that Chuya is like a shepherd dog, hulugulugulu."

Looking at Dazai who sank to the bottom of the pool again, Haruka silently straightened the towel around her legs.

Although there should be no nakedness in the hot spring, he'd better be careful when there are weird bandages peeping in the pool.

"Mr. Yao!"

A chaotic dog, also only wrapped in a towel, approached menacingly.

"What happened just now, I apologize!"

While speaking, he jumped into the water with a plop, and the yellow rubber duck he held in his arms scattered in all directions.

Ranpo, holding a rubber duck that can spray water as a weapon, squeezed away Yumeno Kusaku who was sitting next to Haruka again.

Haruka threatened by a rubber duck:  …

"Want to have a water fight?"

"Is it a battle!"

A Zai Zai stood up from the water, his eyes were full of excitement, "In this case, the detective agency vs. the Mafia, the hot spring war starts!"

Kunikida Doppo: "Don't fight around in the hot spring..."

However, a jet of water rushed straight into the body of his glasses, blocking all his remaining words.

Kenji Miyazawa, a simple boy from the countryside, picks up a rubber duck curiously.

"Water battle? Is it a water attack battle? The big city Si Guoyi!"

Not knowing what to do, the cowardly brothers Atsushi Nakajima and Junichiro Tanizaki huddled in the corner with their pupils trembling.

Compared with the reaction of everyone in the detective agency, the Mafia is much more straightforward.

Tachihara Michizo of Black Lizard held a rubber duck in each hand.

"Watch me destroy you all!"

Even in the water, Hironami Hirotsu maintains a gentlemanly demeanor.

"Yale, this is the price of enjoying bliss."

Yumeno Hisaku took out his doll out of nowhere, with an extremely sick smile.

"Let's play together."

As for Chuya and Akutagawa, these two should still be arguing in the locker room.

Nakaya, who was appointed by Mori Ogai to supervise Akutagawa's honesty in the bath, was so angry that he used his power and took off Akutagawa's precious coat and the shirt inside.

After taking away Akutagawa's sense of security, Chuya looked at Akutagawa, who looked like a woman from a good family who could not bear the humiliation, and several "well" characters popped up on his forehead.

"Now honestly change your pants into a towel, and then obediently go in and take a bath."

"Or do you want me to come in person?"

Akutagawa's expression was stiff: "I, I can do it myself."

"Woooooo senior! Why do you treat the slender and weak senior like this!"

The two men in the locker room turned their heads stiffly, and saw Ichiyo Higuchi lying by the door with a blushing face, lifting a corner of the curtain to look in.

Half//Naked Akutagawa:  …

Chuya, who hasn't had time to change clothes yet: ...

"go out--!"

At this moment, Chu also thought that not long ago, when entering the dressing room, Haruka asked if he needed to help supervise Akutagawa changing clothes.

At that time, he did not expect that this seemingly simple matter would be so troublesome.

If he made a mistake, Haruka should have come to correct him instead of letting him supervise Akutagawa's bathing alone.

Ten minutes later, Nakahara finally managed to push Akutagawa, who was wrapped in a towel, to the edge of the hot spring pool.

At the same time, the two of them stared at the chaotic scene in front of them, which looked like World War III.

Water splashes are flying all over the sky, and there are also some fig leafs and yellow rubber ducks with a naive appearance.

Akutagawa seemed to have seen something, took "Mr. Dazai" as some kind of charging horn, and rushed into the chaotic battle situation with such a shout.

Under the lure of Dazai, the hot spring, which he regarded as a ghost, became less scary.

Its movement was so fast that the Central Plains had no time to stop it.

Standing alone on the shore, there is also a sense of loneliness and desolation of "I only think they are noisy".

wrong!

What about remote? !

"The scene is out of control."

Familiar complaints came from his lower right corner.

Turning his head and looking over, Haruka, with a small towel covering his forehead, was playing with a rubber duck, beside him, Edogawa Ranpo was doing the same.

Luanbu puffed his face: "If you use all the abilities, this is nothing like a fight, it's simply cheating!"

The two black-haired cats shrank side by side out of the battle, obviously avoiding this wild water battle.

Sensing Nakahara Chuya's gaze, Haruka turned his head and looked over.

Haruka waved at him.

"It's too slow, please rest assured, this is a safe area."

Nakahara, who no longer knew how to evaluate the current scene, sat beside Haruka with a blank expression.

Haruka: "It's too tense, isn't it time to relax in the hot springs?"

Patting Nakaya on the shoulder, Haruka suggested.

Relaxing isn't difficult if the background music isn't the blazing yells of other people's blood.

The hot spring pool in front of him has become as rough as a roaring sea, a group of people danced wildly in front of his eyes, and there were all kinds of strange things floating on the water.

In contrast, just now supervising Akutagawa changing clothes is nothing at all.

Chuya: "You...what happened just now?"

Before Haruka could answer, Higuchi Ichiyo from the female soup next door asked loudly: "What's going on over there, senior! Are you okay?!"

But now Akutagawa has been completely submerged in the chaotic battle situation.

No one answered.

Higuchi Kazuyo: "Is it an enemy attack? Damn it! How dare you strike at the slender and weak Akutagawa-senpai before he has even caught an inch, senior! I'll come right over!"

In such an emergency situation, there is no time to consider the distinction between men and women.

Hearing that Higuchi Ichiyo was about to run over, Nakahara quickly stopped him.

"Hey, it's okay here! You're a woman, right? Remember this well!"

Higuchi said in a regretful tone, "Are you all right? But Akutagawa-senpai didn't answer my question, so I'd better pretend I didn't hear it and go take a look."

The three who heard her words clearly:...

Zhong Ye: "I can hear you clearly."

Ranpo: "He is completely self-centered."

Yao: "Well, I don't know if she is willing to change places with us."

There is no way to enjoy the hot spring here, so instead of staying here, it is better to take refuge in the female bath next door.

Anyway, today's hotel is reserved by them, and there are only Higuchi Ichiyo and Akutagawa Gin over there. If everyone wraps the important parts with towels, it's okay to soak together.

Hearing Yao's proposal, Luanbu rested his chin and thought for a moment, then nodded in agreement.

"Then go ask."

The only normal person, Nakahara Chuya: Heh, the gender concept of these two people is just a little bit better than Higuchi's.

The final result of the water battle between the two societies was that after Chuya Nakahara kicked Osamu Dazai out of the pool, he used gravity to float everyone in the pool together with the water, except Haruka and Ranpo who were playing well in the water. air.

"Just take a good soak in the hot spring! If you are so noisy like this, please give me a good consideration of other people's feelings!"

"If you continue to make noise, I will crush you with gravity!"

"Understand?!"

Without the shelter of hot spring water, everyone calmed down when the cold wind blew.

Under the stare of the gravitationalist who frightened the crying children, they all nodded their promises.

"Tsk, a bunch of troublesome guys."

The author has something to say:

However, the only normal person is not actually human: 3

The next book is "Traveling Rabbit"!Yatu boy's fast time travel to realize his dreams, comprehensive fast time travel of Gintama, Conan, Wenye, Wang Wang, and Heilan, may add ghost slayer and curse back, currently in the excellent manuscript, cp is between Xu and Zhongye Choose, readers, if you are interested, go to bookmark~

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