my boyfriend is a nerd

As mentioned earlier, our classmate Li Zhejiu is suffering.So what is he worrying about?Let me slowly tell the cause and effect one by one, all judges, you can look carefully.

It is said that Associate Professor Li Zhejiu finally successfully graduated as a doctoral student at the age of 28, and he is not ready to continue his postdoctoral studies and wants to seriously set foot in the society.

Actually, Li Zhejiu didn't think it was a big deal when he finished his doctoral studies at the age of 28. Really, he is a genius with a photographic memory. He obtained his doctorate at the age of 28 and became an associate professor. , is there anything to be proud of?Not at all!over!Complete!without!have!Don't forget that Professor Li Baba Li became a professor at the age of 30, okay. When I became an associate professor, I was younger than my classmate Li Zhejiu!

Cough, pull it away, pull it back.

Li Zhejiu didn't think there was anything wrong with it, so that day he took care of himself as usual and was ready to go to class. When he went downstairs, he was still thinking, after class today, he would go and get the book with a lot of history that he found in the library yesterday. Please read the pamphlet again.

With this in mind, Associate Professor Li Zhejiu stepped out of the gate of the teacher's dormitory building, and then a gust of wind blew over his head, and his eyes turned black. Blowing down... I feel like I'm floating up.Well, to be precise, it was carried by someone.

Being carried slowly "floating" for a while, Li Zhejiu touched the dark place around him, his hands were rough, and then realized belatedly: Ah, I was kidnapped.

After realizing that he was kidnapped, Li Zhejiu didn't struggle and shout, but put his right hand on the watch worn by his left hand, and pressed a button on the watch.Then he waited quietly for help.

In other words, why did Li Zhejiu behave like this after he found out that he was kidnapped?This has to start from a long, long time ago...cough, well, when Li Zhejiu was still young.

As I said before, Li Zhejiu’s little friends couldn’t help talking to them as soon as they saw History Shujun, and they never left History Shujun every day. At the beginning, Professor Li and Li Mama didn’t think there was anything wrong with it. , until little Li Zhejiu started to go to school, every time there was a parent-teacher meeting, every teacher would say to them: "Is your little Li Zhejiu dumb? You don't talk every day!" Keke, anyway, that's what it means It means that it is impossible for any teacher to respond to the students' parents in this way, just understand and understand.

Anyway, after three years, the Li family's parents finally realized that there is something wrong with their precious son.My son is so obsessed with history books, people don't pay attention to reality!Now I don't even care about my papa, it's not going to work, definitely not!

So Li Baba and Li Mama vigorously launched the son rescue plan.However, the result is destined to disappoint them. Li Baba and Li Mama have "educated" Li Zhejiu for two years. What is gratifying is that Li Zhejiu's little friends finally will not ignore the people around them!

But when people are free, they are even more attached to the history book master! !Isn't this shit getting worse!After two years of "tuning and teaching", my son still hasn't changed. Li Baba and Li Mama are desperate, accepting their fate, and don't want to change their son anymore. Since he thinks this is very good, let him go and ignore it. up!

Of course, before giving up, Li Baba and Li Mama did an experiment to know how such a son would behave in the face of danger.Then, Li Zhejiu made them completely disappointed, and made them worry about Li Zhejiu's future safety!

Li Baba and Li Mama don't have to worry about Li Zhejiu, who doesn't care much, being abducted by bad guys with a piece of candy, but there are more than one type of bad guys in this world.Li Zhejiu, who was kidnapped in the experiment, was so calm, he wouldn't look for a chance to save himself, okay?How can this make them feel at ease!Can their son really grow up smoothly, get married and have children? ! (╯｀□′)╯(┻━┻Uh... Wait, can such a son really get married in the future... Thinking of Li Baba and Li Mama hugging each other makes me depressed.

For this reason, Li Mama got a high-tech watch for Li Zhejiu's little friend, and has been wearing it for nearly 20 years.

Okay, let's continue the topic.

After discovering that he was kidnapped, Li Zhejiu sent a distress signal with his watch, and then he was quietly carried away. He didn't want to think about why he was kidnapped and who kidnapped him. He thought about so many messy things , Why don't you think about the pamphlet you found yesterday.

So Li Zhejiu, who was on the way to be kidnapped, was so grandiosely distracted... Then it was logical that he didn't hear the conversation of the "kidnappers":

"I'll go, he's too light!"

"Didn't you complain before that this guy doesn't look like he weighs a hundred catties?"

"According to this weight, in fact, as long as Ah Han comes, it can be completely solved."

"To shut up."

"It's so light."

After this conversation, the judges must have more or less guessed that the person who kidnapped Li Zhejiu was someone who knew Li Zhejiu.And who are the three people who are running slowly with Li Zhejiu on their shoulders?They are students in Li Zhejiu's class.Speaking of this, I remembered that there is one thing I didn't say, that is, Associate Professor Li Zhejiu is now the head teacher of World History Class B of the History Department of Jianying University.

Although there are some social problems, Associate Professor Li Zhejiu has done a good job in teaching and educating people.Although as the head teacher, Associate Professor Li has many aspects that make the students unable to complain, but Associate Professor Li is actually very loved by the students.For example...for example...for example...for example...cough cough, well, let's leave this topic alone.

Well, anyway, everyone knows that Associate Professor Li Zhejiu is actually very popular with the students.

Well, Associate Professor Li, who is very much loved by students, finally graduated as a Ph.In addition, Associate Professor Li usually has a facial paralysis expression, and it is difficult to see other expressions on his face, so a group of brats who have already gone to college planned such a "kidnapping case" for Associate Professor Li. Congratulations, let's take a look at Associate Professor Li's "fairy look"... Well, Associate Professor Li looks too ordinary to be called a pretty face at all.

After running slowly for a few minutes, the three boys "sent" Associate Professor Li to the playground safely.At this time, apart from some morning exercise students, there were only forty students from World History Class B led by Li Zhejiu. They had been waiting here for nearly half an hour. The whole scene was depressing, with a strange fluctuation lurking Under that unusual quietness.

The burlap bag covering his body was taken off, and the sudden light pulled Li Zhejiu out of his deep thoughts.The sun shines down from Li Zhejiu's back, making Li Zhejiu seem to have a holy light, so beautiful (heavy fog).

Blinking, seeing the group of people standing in front of him clearly, Li Zhejiu blinked again: "Why are you here? Didn't I get kidnapped?"

"..." A group of students were speechless and stared petrified at the stupid look of their beloved Associate Professor Li.

Before they could answer this question, there was a roar in the sky.Looking up, I saw three helicopters flying from far to near to form a circle to encircle them.

"Listen, people below, you are surrounded, quickly raise your hands and surrender!" Such a voice came from one of the three helicopters in the sky.

The students below heard the call and whispered among themselves:

"what's the situation?"

"What's the matter? Why are you surrounded?"

"Where did you get the helicopter? Ah Han, did you rent it?"

"Not that much money."

"Why are you yelling that at us like we're criminals?"

"..."

There was a strange silence, and more than forty pairs of eyes looked at Associate Professor Li who hadn't realized what happened.If they were criminals, then the only thing they did that could be called a crime today was conspiring to "kidnap" Associate Professor Li... Could it be that these three helicopters came because of Associate Professor Li? !Ha, how is it possible...

"Listen, people below, you are surrounded! Release Li Zhejiu quickly!"

The person above immediately slapped the person who thought so vigorously.

The author has something to say:

Regarding whether the associate professor of the university is a young man who has not yet graduated with a Ph. D. Well, don’t care about these details┑(￣Д￣)┍