my boyfriend is a nerd

A long, long time ago... Well, well, it was 28 years ago, and not long ago, Professor Li, who fascinated thousands of girls, finally got married after 30 years of being single.Speaking of this Professor Li, he is a well-known figure in the entire Jianying University! () Although I majored in history and obtained the title of professor at the young age of 29, I am not nerdy at all, and I am not poor at all, okay?He's handsome, warm and oily silver, okay?But!It is such a heartthrob Professor Li, he!actually!Of course!want!Knot!marriage!up!The bride is still a big beauty that no one knows!Oh my god, where did the vixen come out! !

Although the girl's heart was broken, Professor Li held the wedding unswervingly, and her married life is also happy and sweet. A group of little bitches who can't wait for their husband and wife to be bad don't want it.Then, a year later, Professor Li's beautiful wife gave birth to Lin'er smoothly, made Professor Li happy, and then named him Li Zhejiu... Well, a very ordinary name, revealing A faint Korean style...

It stands to reason that with such a name of Han Fan, the parents are also handsome men and beautiful women, and Li Zhejiu's little friend is not to say that he is extremely handsome, at least he must be a good-looking talent.But it's gone!Li Zhejiu's little friend Li Zhe is so self-willed, it's fine if he is a talent, no need to show!Well, that's it. Li Zhejiu, who was so cute that people wanted to kidnap him when he was young, grew up to be more crooked, and his appearance finally stayed at the value of ordinary, which made those little bitches back then One by one biting their handkerchiefs and cursing: Li Zhejiu must be the seed of the old king next door!

Cough, actually, in those days, whoever knew the meaning of the Old Wang next door, anyway, that meaning at that time was also the meaning of this stalk we often talk about now.And ah, in those days, plastic surgery or something, are you kidding me?Therefore, Mrs. Li is a real beauty, and she really can't be more real.Anyway, no one knows why Li Zhejiu's little friend has grown crooked, well, this is already an established fact, so don't worry about it anymore, anyway, the matter has been explained here, so that's it, Don't mention it, don't mention it.

Um cough, classmate Li Zhejiu is a winner in life.

Li Zhejiu, who was 28 years old at the time, chose to stay in school to study for a doctoral degree after graduating from college, and successfully completed his doctoral studies at the age of 28.Since the age of 25, Li Zhejiu has been a teaching assistant in the Department of History of Jianying University. At the age of 27, he was successfully awarded the title of associate professor. Isn't it too fast?Hehe, my dad is an old professor in the history department for almost 30 years, and I am also a talent, so whoever is unhappy will be quicker. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Of course, you can't judge whether a person is a winner in life based on this alone. Even if he is less than thirty, there are some careers that people can't get in their entire lives.Another point is that people have ordinary parents. Really, don’t believe it, appearance is also the criterion for judging whether a person is a winner in life!Well, except Ma Yunda!

Why is ordinary looking a winner in life?Because it looks ordinary!Unobtrusive!No one bothers you when you do anything!When going to the dining hall to eat, if it is not necessary, you can occupy a table by yourself!No one will interrupt his reading by chattering between classes!Usually there will not be all kinds of boring information to bother you!As long as you put your ID photo on social software, no one will harass you!This is simply too happy! !This is not a winner in life, so what is it!

Well, well, the winner in life is just what Li Zhejiu thinks so.

Now that we are talking about winners in life, I have to talk about the social status of Li·Life winner·Self-proclaimed Zhejiu, 28 years on the road of life, Best friends: +∞, Friends: 0, Friends: 0, Netizens: 0, Friends: 0, love history: 0.Weird social situation, right?

Hmm, that's right, it's weird.The so-called authorities are obsessed with bystanders, Li Zhejiu doesn't think his social situation is weird at all.reason?It's very simple, when you have a whole study of "best friends", you will know the reason.

Yes, Li Zhejiu's infinitely many close friends have the same identity, similar appearance, or similar or completely different inner, that is the ever-changing elf: Shu Jun is also.However, it is worth mentioning that Li Zhejiu’s interest in Shujun lies more in Shujun who has a historical connotation. His father is also an old professor in the history department, and he is also the youngest associate professor in the history department (now).

Li Zhejiu seems to be born for history. Professor Li and Mrs. Li obviously did not train him on purpose, but he is so self-willed that when he sees the history book gentleman, he is instantly overwhelmed by the heavy momentum of the book gentleman, and in the future. During the days, I have formed sincere friendship with various history book masters.

And ah, in fact, my classmate Li Zhejiu also has the capital to be capricious towards the history book master, he is a genius!What a genius!No matter what kind of font you use, what content you write, how many words you have, and how thick the pages are, you can read it as soon as you open it.And he is a genius who only remembers historical materials!Well, in short, that is to say, student Li Zhejiu is a historical genius, and other... idiots.Hey, why does this setting feel a bit familiar, is it my illusion? ∑(っ°Д°;)っWell, it must be my illusion. ╮(￣▽￣")╭

So, what is our historical genius, student Li Zhejiu, doing now?Well, he is distressed. *罒▽罒*

The author has something to say:

I’m here to kill again_(:з」∠)_

This article is relatively long, and it has come to an end, and it is almost finished.

Not much to say, let the facts bear witness to everything.

And, because it was written in the post bar first, so the trumpet of my post bar is marked on the cover, so I think too much.