unlucky ghost

My name is Li Fu, I have a mother but no father to support me, but I am a reckless man when I grow up to twenty.

My mother does laundry for a living. It is really not easy to support me. I was sensible since I was a child. Although I have no skills, I still know how to kneel on the street and pretend to be a beggar.

As for why I am called Li Fu, my mother said that I was restless when I was born, and I often kicked and kicked the quilt at night. When I was three years old, I learned to walk, and the first thing I did was run.

My mother drove me away with a stick in her hand, and called me: "Turtle son, run so fast for your life?"

Why I ran, even I don't know.

I always have an illusion in my heart that something seems to have held me in the palm of my hand since I was born.

As I got older, this delusion intensified, so that when I was on the street, if someone inadvertently glanced at me twice, I would automatically run away.

On this Chongyang day, the city was very lively, my mother threw the dirty clothes to me early in the morning, and said: "Li Du, there are many people on the street today, change your clothes and go to the street to ask for money. Maybe we can meet a big man who spends a lot of money, and throwing such a gold ingot is enough for us and my mother to not go hungry for a year."

I know that it is not easy for my mother to raise me. I have been filial since I was a child, and I never dare not listen to what my mother says.

It's just that when I went out today, my right eyelid kept twitching.

I quickly ran to the street, picked a familiar place, and started my old business of begging.

It’s just that today I’m particularly afraid of people looking at me, but my mother has already explained it, and I have to do it. I just knelt on the side of the road, lowered my head, and didn’t look into other people’s eyes, and I felt less panic in my heart.

Passers-by stomped past me, and the copper coins fell one by one into the broken bowl in front of me. "Ding Dang" and "Ding Dang", I was delighted to hear it.

Near noon, the sun made my head sweat, and my neck was almost broken all morning. I was about to get up, but a pair of white and clean official boots appeared in front of my eyes. In front of the broken bowl.

Then, "crash", a bag of silver lumps was poured into my broken bowl, and the bowl shattered.

"You man!"

I was so angry that I jumped, and this man gave alms as soon as he gave it, and he dared to smash my broken bowl.

I jumped up and pointed at the man's nose and cursed: "Who doesn't have eyes, this bowl is passed down from my grandpa..."

This man is about my age, wearing silk and satin, very wealthy, I saw him waving his fan, squinting his eyes and smiling at me: "Yo, I never thought that your ancestors were also beggars."

I saw this man's stern eyes, I have seen these eyes countless times in my dreams, they are more terrifying than seeing a big tiger in the mountains.

I shut my mouth, picked up the silver bumps on the ground and ran away.

The man chased after him and said, "Don't run."

While running desperately, I said: "If you don't run, you are a fool!"

The man said: "If you take my money, you will belong to me!"

I put the money tightly into my bosom, and said, "I've died a long time ago, what kind of Laozi are you?"

"..."

Ever since I met this man, I've become a total desperado.

escape!

All the judges commented, I just accepted a few silver bumps from him, and this rotten person has been chasing me ever since, and he even put down his cruel words, saying that he would chase me to the ends of the earth.

"Ouch" I don't know who hit my head with a copper coin.

When I looked back, the man who claimed to be "Lao Tzu" was leading a group of servants towards me like a hungry wolf.

36 It is the best policy to walk, and I ran away with the soles of my feet oiled.

In this Xiangnan city, no one can catch up with me, Li Fang!

"Li Fu, let me see where you can escape, I can't catch you and I won't stop dying!"

"..."

All the judges look at it first and enjoy it, I, Li Fang, am serious~

The author has something to say:

Alright, alright, this is the end of this article, sprinkle flowers [I'm already so cold that I sprinkle flowers for myself, woo woo~(>_<)~]