unlucky ghost

The person on the throne yawned, and a gust of wind blew, and I knelt on the ground unconsciously.

"Little... The little one has a lot of sins, the little one has never done great good in his life, the little one..."

"Bajibaji..." The person on the throne clicked his mouth impatiently, and his big copper bell eyes gradually narrowed into a slit, and then narrowed into a line.

"..."

Seeing that the man was about to fall asleep again, there was a sound of chains outside, and then two black shadows floated in, escorting a ghost in a white robe, who also knelt not far from Tanxi.

Hearing the voice, the person on the throne opened his eyes again, coughed twice, and said, "Who dares to trespass into my Netherworld Hall? You wait for the evil spirits to retreat quickly!"

The white-clothed ghost who was escorted in struggled and shouted: "Big... my lord, you are wronged, you are wronged..."

Before the ghost in white could say anything, the person on the throne got annoyed, and wanted to reach for the gavel, but found nothing.

"...Where did my gavel go?"

A dark figure stepped out from behind the throne, picked up a black piece of wood from the darkness on the ground, and handed it to him.

"Hmph, even though I haven't been in court for a hundred years, I woke up and made such a bad thing happen to me!"

The black shadow holding the ghost in white said: "My lord, I was patrolling outside just now, and I happened to see this evil ghost fleeing, so I brought him here."

The ghost in white hastily shut his mouth and touched his head to the ground, only trembling.

I can't understand more and more, which one are they acting now?

The humanity on the throne said: "You are..."

I sweated secretly, "Go back to my lord, little Tanxi."

"Tanxi, uh, oh, Tanxi, do you have something to say?"

What can I say?Now the one who invites me to the hall is his own size.

The black shadow behind the throne whispered in his ear for a while, before he smiled fiercely and said: "Yes, I have something to discuss with you now."

Only then did I manage to catch up with his words and said, "Please tell me, my lord." As long as it doesn't take me down to the [-]th floor of hell, I can do whatever I want.

"You tell me." He pointed to the ghost in white on the ground.

I looked back at the white-clothed ghost, and then saw that it was the tall and thin ghost messenger who was always staring at me.

The ghost bowed his head and said: "Return to the lord, the younger one is indeed wronged, please also check the innocence of the younger one."

"Snapped!"

The gavel shook the hall, and I knelt straight on the ground.

"Injustice?! Let me ask you, 20 years ago, I asked you to go to the mortal world to repay him. Where are you?"

My heart skipped a beat.

A black shadow holding him said: "Your Excellency Mingjian, I have already gone to Chenjing to investigate."

Another black shadow said: "Your Excellency, the errand is in the queue, and he doesn't go until the third quarter of the day."

The person on the throne said angrily: "Hurry up and tell the truth, if not, you will be wiped out!"

The ghost in white hurriedly bowed his head on the ground, and said: "Young confession, little confession, I hope you will forgive me."

"How to talk nonsense, don't hurry up!"

The white-clothed ghost said: "Yes, the younger one is here. The younger one is indeed a mistake at Maoshi. Tanxi left the soul at Maoshi, and asked me to return the sun for him at Maoshi. It's just that the younger one drank two more sips at that time, so it was two days too late." A moment later, when the little one rushed away, this person's body had already been reduced to ashes, and even this soul did not know where it went..."

"You bastard! If you dare to drink alcohol and misunderstand such a yin and yang matter, what should you do?"

The white-clothed ghost kowtowed like garlic, and said, "My lord, spare my life, my lord, spare my life."

The person on the throne patted the gavel again, and said: "How can you forgive me if you misunderstood my account of life and death? If Wuchang hadn't been concealed, wouldn't even my black gauze hat be paid for!"

The white-clothed ghost said: "The small crime is extremely heinous, and the small crime deserves death. I hope you will forgive me."

What the white-clothed ghost said was like a bolt from the blue exploding on Tianling Gai, and the cause and effect of the cause and effect are now as clear as a mirror.

Strange way that I died for no reason, strange way that I died but there were no ghosts to haunt my soul, strange way that I died but still have yang energy, strange way that the two ghosts of impermanence kindly pointed me back to the yang world...

If it wasn't for the Taoist priest who ordered people to burn my body in a hurry, maybe I would have returned to the sun...

I said: "Since I want to return the sun, how can I die?"

The person on the throne was stunned, coughed twice, and said, "This...uh...this..." Apparently he couldn't even remember it himself.

"..."

The shadow behind the throne came out and whispered in his ear for a while.

"Crack!" Another gavel.

"Cough, this, wrong tick..."

"?", I was puzzled and said, "Wrong hook?"

"This... That day, your name was wrongly ticked in the book of life and death. I originally wanted this white ghost to pay you back. It's not my fault. It's him. Yin and Yang ghosts."

It turns out that, for a moment, I felt resentful. A group of trash in the underworld hooked up my name wrongly, and mistakenly gave me back to the sun. They made me suffer for more than 20 years in vain, and wandered around with that prodigal young master. "!"

I stood up from the ground.

The person on the throne hurriedly said: "Big...you are so brave, how dare you call me trash! What should I do?"

"..." He could actually read the words in my heart.

Seeing that he was stammering, I thought it was wrong, so I said confidently: "Dare to ask my lord, what should I do?"

"Bold! I...what's wrong with me? It's all his fault. Don't do anything to me!"

I said: "If it wasn't for the lord's mistake, what would he do?"

The white-clothed ghost hastily knelt on the ground, and said: "My lord, please forgive me. The little servant has committed this crime so far. The rest have worked hard and never made mistakes. Please forgive me, my lord."

"To shut up!"

The ghost in white obediently kept his mouth shut.

The person on the throne suddenly grinned at me and said, "King of Hades sometimes dozes off, let alone me, a little judge."

The shadow beside him said in a low voice: "My lord, Lord Yama has never dozed off."

"Nonsense, nonsense! Hades doesn't take a nap, so... this..."

I said, "What does it matter if Lord Yama is taking a nap?"

The magistrate chuckled and said: "Don't listen to his nonsense, the King of Hades dozes off every now and then, do you know why?"

"...", I broke into a cold sweat again, and now I don't want to fool around by pretending to be stupid, "Could it be because it's too dark here to make you sleepy?"

The judge slapped his head and said: "Yes, yes, no wonder I doze off every day...cough, cough cough."

The judge patted the hall wood, straightened his expression, and said: "Since that's the case, you have nowhere to go to hell and you have thrown yourself into the net. You should turn the big things into the small things, turn the war into the jade, and write it off. Is that what you think? "

No matter how stupid you are... even if you are really stupid, you can't be fooled by him!

"How to solve it?"

"That's the solution."

It's hard to say that's all, I'm not stupid, at least not as stupid as him.

"I don't know if Hades is still dozing off right now?"

"Bold! How can the King of Hades take a nap, it's unbelievable to spout!"

"It's good for Yama not to take a nap."

The magistrate grinned and said, "Little rascal, you are not stupid."

I thought to myself, not everyone is as stupid as you.

The judge's face froze, thinking he knew what I was thinking, he said angrily, "Stop talking nonsense!"

I said: "I didn't speak nonsense."

"You can't even think about it!"

"..."

The magistrate is indeed a dignified official.

"You can't be petty, don't you?"

When did I lose my belly?

"Since I ticked off your name by mistake, and you are so small-minded, then I will make it up to you, and you can reincarnate with peace of mind from now on, don't you want to bear grudges?"

"...", I couldn't help but said: "My lord, the small ones don't have small stomachs, the small ones just..."

The judge raised his hand to stop my speech, and said: "Stop talking, I'm sleepy."

I squeezed my fist, if that's the case, don't blame me for killing him!

"I don't know what compensation my lord will give me?"

"This... I wonder what compensation you want?"

All kinds of desires and desires in the world flashed through my head in turn, glory and wealth, fame and fortune, talent and beauty, marriage, beauty and family...

The judge said angrily: "What a greedy ghost!"

I quickly knelt down and begged for mercy: "The little one just thought about it, and didn't expect such compensation."

"You're not greedy, but you pick one out and talk about it."

I thought to myself, prosperity, wealth, fame and fortune are naturally hard to come by, but I am now in my forties but still a bachelor, what I want most is naturally a good luck.

The person on the throne laughed and said, "You are honest."

I said: "I'm not talented, I don't want to live this lonely life alone in the next life."

The person on the throne pondered for a while, reached into his bosom to feel it, and found something, then hooked his fingers towards me.

I hurriedly got up and walked over.

"It's not difficult."

I do all ears.

"There is this moon-old marriage line in the yang world, and it also exists in the underworld. What do you think it is?"

He stretched out his hand and brought it close to my eyes. There were two distinct black and white thin lines, the black one was slightly thicker, and the white one was half solid and half empty.

I stretched out my hand and pinched it, and said, "Can this line even lead to marriage?"

"This line is the Yin-Yang line. It is taken from the dark grass by the Wangchuan River. The roots and leaves are intertwined. It is studied with the water of the Wangchuan River and tied with a slipknot. Although it cannot determine marriage, it can connect Yin and Yang, so it is called Yin-Yang Knot. "

I looked at it carefully again, secretly marveling, and said: "How do you connect Yin and Yang?"

The old man squeezed his beard on the ground, and said with a smile: "This is the dark law of the underworld. If I didn't owe you a favor, I definitely couldn't give it to you easily. If you don't want to suffer from this lonely Luan anymore, just think of you." For those who miss you, tie this yin-yang line into a yin-yang knot, and when you enter reincarnation, this line will tie your two lives together, and the three lives will continue to lead."

I said, "It's really good."

"Just one thing. Don't tie this thread to a dead end."

I said: "How about a dead knot?"

The adult said: "What do you think? If this person gave birth to pigs and dogs in one life, you will not be married to her."

"That's true."

"At that time, you only need to untie this knot, and then you can re-match the marriage."

I said happily: "It's very good, very good, you and I are settled."

I just took it as a bargain, and with this yin and yang rope, I don't have to worry about the important matters of marriage anymore.

I only cared about being happy, the white-clothed ghost officer kneeling on the ground had long since disappeared, I thought that the judge was just acting for me, and didn't really want to punish this subordinate who was not good at doing things.

I am very grateful to my lord, I am very grateful for my kindness, thinking that I did not die in vain, I quit his Nether Palace, and happily went to reincarnation without mentioning it.

But he said, I was standing at the head of Naihe Bridge today, and there was a large group of wandering souls rushing to reincarnate in front of me.

I am not in a hurry, I need to tie the yin and yang ropes before reincarnation, and I will not worry about this luck in the next life.

I stood by the river, the sky was groggy, but the water was sparkling and the grass was fragrant under my feet.

Suddenly, there was a burst of microwaves on the surface of the water, and a burst of suona sounded from a distant place. The sound was intermittent, and the lively energy of beating gongs and drums could barely be heard.

Microwaves rolled on the water surface, gradually revealing a painting, in which red clothes and red sedan chairs, red horses and red men, the long procession of welcoming relatives can't be seen at a glance.

I couldn't help but smile silly, I hope I can have such a day in the next life.

I took out the yin-yang rope from my sleeve, and with a side glance, I saw a familiar face in the welcome team crowded with people on the water, it was none other than Tan Zishi, the prodigal young master of Tanfu.

I just remembered that it was time for him to get married now.

"He has a good fate. How can I match him? I just ask for my marriage."

I lowered my head and tied the Yin-Yang rope into a slipknot.

The two threads, one black and one white, are tied to one place, and the ends are connected to form a ring.

I put the Yin-Yang Knot into my bosom, and was afraid of losing it during reincarnation, so I put the rope around my wrist, and the rope shrunk and stuck firmly to my wrist.

"thump"

"thump"

The wandering souls who drank Mengpo soup jumped into the water one by one, ending this life and re-entering reincarnation.

My wish was fulfilled, and I drank the Mengpo soup in one gulp.

"Aspects are born from the heart, scenes are born from love."

I turned my head to look at the person who spoke, but it was an old woman with gray hair and wrinkled face.

"Go."

I walked to the bridge suspiciously, and saw a man in a red official robe standing on the far bank, grinning at me from the side.

Although I can't see the face of this person clearly from a distance, I can recognize those bright eyes. It is none other than the judge who gave me the yin and yang rope.

I was shocked in my heart, secretly thought there was a fraud in it, but I heard the evil ghost behind me yell loudly: "Ghost, hurry up and reincarnate!"

A foot kicked my ass, and before I could cry out in surprise, I fell into the water.

Then, unconscious.