[Comprehensive film and television colleagues] Raiders of male gods

Lin Qiansha was waiting at the door of an office with a stack of documents in her arms.Beside her were a few men who were also waiting at the door, holding folders in their hands, or leaning against the wall, or sitting on a chair outside the door, chatting without saying a word, but they ignored Lin Qiansha's words Meaning——When their eyes drifted past Lin Qiansha vaguely, there was always a trace of contempt and disdain.

But this is also normal, they are here to apply for positions, Lin Qiansha is a... well, very weak competitor to them.reason?First of all, Lin Qiansha has no advantage among these strong men who are comparable to fitness coaches, wear formal suits like bodyguards, take off their suits and put on a vest. It looks like a weak chicken, and finally... Lin Qiansha is too "sissy".

Yes, Sissy.

Yes, she is here as a man now.

If you want to ask her why...if you're not afraid of being shot in the head by her, go ahead and ask.

What?Are you not afraid of death?Well, it's actually because of the system—"As soon as the main mission is started, the mission objective is one, Tony Stark, and the favorability of the mission is 85."The second task objective has not been unlocked yet. '

'Submission a, use the identity of Chris (male) to obtain 29 favorability points for the task target. '

It's just so cheating.

Therefore, the first thing that troubled Lin Qiansha was how to turn himself into a man.Dressing up as a man is not as easy as imagined, especially Lin Qiansha's face looks like a woman.Fortunately, the system is omnipotent, as long as there are reward points, she can exchange for everything, so she exchanged various items, such as muscular breastplates, etc., first of all, she looks like a man in terms of body shape.

Then, it's makeup.In reality, not many men know how to wear makeup, and the future technology of the system can make the traces of makeup infinitely close to zero. Lin Qiansha has been busy for a long time, so that his face will not look like a woman. At most, it will make people feel sissy. To put it mildly, it is called handsome.

In the end, in order to hide her peach blossom eyes, Lin Qiansha put on a pair of flat glasses to pretend to be gentle, and looked at the mirror for a long time, always feeling that there was something wrong...

It turns out...her height of 165 cm...is too short among men...

Even if she puts on inner heightening pads, plus a little outer heightening of leather shoes, she is only in her early 170s...

No wonder those men cast contemptuous glances at her.

Of course, the more important point is that now they are here to apply for bodyguards.Just like Lin Qiansha's current appearance of a gentle boy, without any strong muscles, he looks very weak, let alone being someone else's bodyguard, even if he is a boy carrying a suitcase at the entrance of the hotel, she will be a little tired, such a person will come to interview Star Ke Industry CEO's bodyguard?

Lin Qiansha, who had already been clouded by the system, of course would not pay attention to these muscular men. With a cold face and lowered eyes, she quietly waited for the start of the interview.

"Bodyguard? For God's sake, Pepper, why do I need a bodyguard? If you insult Happy's job like this, that kid will be sad, you know?" In the distance, a frivolous voice came from far to near, It can be heard that the owner of the voice is very dissatisfied with the fact that he has to find a bodyguard again.

"Tony, given that the crime rate in New York is increasing, and you always like to come home late every day, and you sent Harpy away because you were worried about his health, I think you should find a bodyguard to share Harpy's work, what do you think? Happy will not be too tired." Another female voice sounded unhurriedly, and she seemed to have her own plan to deal with this troublesome boss.

At this time, the two of them had already reached the door of the office.Lin Qiansha glanced at the men who immediately showed a military-like posture because of the arrival of the two men, yawned, and stood up lazily, which was in stark contrast to the orderly and rectangular shape of the others.

"This is the bodyguard you hired? Look at them. They look like they've never heard of a joke in their life. Thanks to their parents for giving them a strong body, wouldn't they be unemployed?" Casually grasping at the back of his head, the man in a brand-name suit and casually dressed glanced at the man standing at the door, then set his sights on Lin Qiansha, and expressed his inner surprise in more mocking words.

"Oh, my God, Little Pepper, are you going to attack minors? I'm really worried that having this kind of person by my side will cause those strange newspapers to write some strange articles."

After finishing speaking, he pushed open the office door without looking back: "Let them be my bodyguards, I am very worried about their safety, little pepper, you should invite them back."

Little Pepper looked at Tony who was striding in, paused for a second, then looked at the group of men with different expressions with a smile, took out a list, and said nonchalantly: "Okay, according to the order on the list, we one by one Interview, first, McCree Carson."

The group of men looked at each other, and finally McCree stood up and followed Pepper into the office, but after a few seconds, Pepper came out again, and said to the rest of the people helplessly, "Come in together. "

Everyone walked in, and Tony was sitting on his desk, throwing a golf ball in his hand.Without waiting for everyone to stand still, he said to himself: "You are all professionals, right? What I mean by professional is that you have been trained. You can do anything from boxing, Sanda, karate, and Wing Chun."

"Yes, Mr. Stark, I..." A man who thought he was the best answered, but Tony interrupted him before he could finish speaking.

"Let's have a fight." He regarded the golf ball as a basketball, looked at the vase not far away, made a gesture, and shot it accurately, so he immediately showed off to the blond beauty Xiaojiao beside him: "Little Pepper ,did you see it?"

"Well," Pepper said perfunctorily, "very accurate, Tony."

"It's nothing, it's too close, I can shoot it without aiming, I'll show you a better one, you, just you, the underage," he casually pointed at Lin Qiansha, "Help me get the vase Take it far away...yes, put it by the door."

Lin Qiansha silently took the vase on the table to the door.She did a good job of investigating Tony Stark before applying for the job, and she had a deep understanding of how annoying he was, so even if she faced his talk just now and now faced his orders, she didn't Too much mood swings.

As a result, this time, he missed the shot.

"Well, there are always unsatisfactory things in life... Why are you still standing there? Don't want to apply for the job? Very good, then get out of here." Lin Qiansha was impressed by how quickly Tony changed the subject.

"Wait, sir, we just don't understand... fighting?" the McCree asked hesitantly.

"Poor kid, don't you understand what fighting means? Then your childhood was really boring. Well, in other words, you guys compete, and I'll hire whoever stands last." He jumped off the table , went to the boss chair and sat down comfortably, put his feet on the desk, "Well... what are you holding in your hands? Resume? Oh, do bodyguards also need culture? Little pepper, put them in their hands Put all the waste paper in my place, help me, let them let go and learn from each other to their heart's content."

All the men looked at each other, handed the resumes in their hands to the smiling little pepper, then took off their coats and ties, and the men immediately fought each other.Obviously Tony didn't care that they messed up the office or broke the furniture. He watched the group of men being played by him with interest, as if enjoying some kind of performance.

In the end, and indeed, there was only one person left standing there, and he was the first man who felt good about himself.He stood there, looking at Tony with some pride, but Tony didn't nod his head appreciatively as he imagined, and praised him a few words. He didn't even look at him, but stared at... behind him.

The man turned his head immediately, and found that the sissy little man with glasses whom he despised had been leaning against the door with his chest folded, watching leisurely and coldly.

"You bitch, quit by yourself and go home to drink milk, I can beat your mother with one punch." Although the man was a little breathless, he was confident that he could handle this dwarf with just one finger.

But the dwarf only gave him a blank stare, and then leisurely left the wall, raised his glasses, and slowly approached the man with unhurried steps...

Tony retracted his eyes and set his sights on the little man's resume.

"I think there must be a problem in some part. How could the examiner of the preliminary test let him in... Tony, should I stop it?" Little Pepper whispered.

"Firearms specialization, if you need it, can you accept assassination commissions?" Tony didn't answer, but just opened the folder. There was only one piece of paper in the folder, and the first line printed a sentence concisely and clearly in the size of a regular resume. words, the rest is blank.

When Tony raised his head again, the burly man who was two heads taller than the dwarf had already fallen to the ground, while he was standing quietly at the burly man's feet with his hands down, the suit on his body was not even a trace of mess.

"Don't tell me you used to be a killer." Tony said half-jokingly and half-seriously.

"No, I just stayed in the army for a while in the early years." Lin Qiansha replied lazily with the voice changer on.

"Army! Well, I like the army. It's my source of business. I have a friend who is also in the army, but that guy is not as young as you." Tony laughed. He stood up and looked at Lin Qiansha. , "Well, you have been admitted, because you are shorter than me, taking you will make any man happy, come and report tomorrow."

...Use her height to set off your stalwart... Rao was prepared for his low-handedness, Lin Qiansha couldn't resist the urge to punch him after hearing this sentence. "Thanks." She dropped this sentence and turned around to leave, so as not to stay for a while, she couldn't help but punch the snail to death.

After Lin Qiansha walked out of the office, Tony took out a card-sized transparent board and said suddenly to it, "Jarvis, check the identity of this Chris Lin."

Immediately, some blue data flashed across the transparent board, and one file after another was searched out.Looking at the information Jarvis found, Tony always felt that it was a bit inconsistent, but it was the truth. "So, that little man is really in the army?" Tony rubbed his chin.

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