pregnant before divorce

After reaching the same consensus on certain matters, the two looked around for a week, and then went upstairs without saying a word in an extremely tacit understanding.

After entering the bedroom, the two began to make preparations——

Lin Yuan walked frivolously to close the window.

Her husband drew the curtains without haste.

Lin Yu'an paused: "!!!" Why, you have to fight over this kind of thing?

Han Dongyang smiled silently: "..."

Next:

Lin Yu'an was stunned for a moment, then hurried in and opened the drawer, and took out the small balloon with a calm expression.

His husband stayed for a few seconds, then came in and opened the cabinet, and took out the lubricating oil with a calm face.

Lin Yuan was dumbfounded: "!!!"

Han Dongyang was full of shyness: "············"

Seeing this, Lin Yuan stretched out his hand and brushed the bed sheet intentionally.

Seeing this, her husband reached out and touched the pillow unintentionally.

Lin Yu'an's eyes were sharp, and he immediately walked into the cloakroom and put on pajamas.

Her husband's eyes were bright, and he rushed to the bathroom immediately, taking out a bath towel in his hand.

Lin Yuan took a deep breath, this is his loss!

Lin Yuan silently went to the bathroom to brush her teeth.

Her husband followed to the bathroom to shave.

While brushing her teeth, Lin Yuan looked at her husband next to her, feeling a little discouraged: Is his husband also so determined to win tonight? !

This shows that he is the attacker before it starts again. Will he die? !

After brushing your teeth—

Lin Yu'an was silent, and said, "Will you wash first or should I wash first?"

Han Dongyang was stunned for a moment, and said, "Why don't we wash together! Save time."

Lin Yuan's eyes lit up, she was a little bit interesting, and knew how to play.

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Stretch out your hand to turn on the Yuba, and the sound of drizzling water makes you feel a little overwhelmed by the Yuba.

Lin Yuan felt that the two of them were standing in the bathroom like two young spring bamboo shoots, being watered by the rain and dew.

Slowly, slowly, even the little mushrooms sleeping in the mound broke out of the ground.

Lin Yuan blinked, then opened his eyes wide, swallowed hard, and said dryly, "Your, not bad."

The last time he was drunk, he didn't check it with his own eyes. Looking at it now, his husband is still real.

However, Han Dongyang blushed and looked a little worried, Lin Yuan didn't understand, and poked him, "What's wrong?"

Han Dongyang's whole body was stiff, and when he poked it, goose bumps appeared on that piece of skin, Han Dongyang pursed his lips, reached out to hold his hand, and said affectionately: "Baby, what if I behave badly this time, you? "

Lin Yuan frowned, what do you mean, you are not sure about yourself?

Lin Yu'an thought for a while and said, "...then there should be no next time."

"Ah?" Han Dongyang suddenly raised his head and stared at him blankly, panic flashed in his eyes.

Lin Yu'an coughed lightly, and said, "If you're worried, then leave it to me."

Han Dongyang quickly reacted: "How can it be possible, you are pregnant, and I will leave all the tiring work to me."

Lin Yu'an: "..."

Han Dongyang: "I'm born once and acquainted the second time. Now I'm your regular customer."

That was the one who was worried about his poor performance just now, Lin Yuan stretched out his hand and patted Han Dongyang's forehead: "Then you can't find a place?"

Han Dongyang shook his head: "My old horse knows the way, as long as you open the door to welcome guests."

Lin Yu'an: "...then what are you worried about?"

Han Dongyang blinked: "I'm afraid you're not satisfied, can you rate my service later?"

Lin Yuan raised her eyebrows, can she still play like this?

"All right."

After the two chatted in the bathroom, Lin Yu'an stretched out his hands to rub his body quickly, and then stretched out his hands to rub Han Dongyang's body, patted his stomach and said, "Then be careful later! Remember the traditional Chinese virtues, respect the old and love Children, the key is to love children."

Han Dongyang also stretched out his hand to rub it for him, and said earnestly: "Baby, you can teach me if I don't do well in a while, and I will hit you wherever you tell me to hit me. Just use me as a gun. After all, only strict teachers can make excellent apprentices." .”

Lin Yu'an: "..."

Lin Yuan took a deep breath: "... I think you just need to do more and talk less."

Han Dongyang: "Yeah, I know, the sweat is dripping on the ground, and the children and grandchildren are working hard—"

Hearing something, Lin Yuan quickly covered his husband's mouth with his hand: "At this time, I won't use it as a poem. Let's finish washing up and get on with business!"

Han Dongyang nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice, showing a pair of eyes, and said vaguely: "Okay, let's see the real kung fu in a while."

Lin Yu'an paused: "... Is this a mutual discussion?"

Han Dongyang came up to kiss him, and said with a smile, "I'd like to do my best for you. Does it look like we're in a battle?"

Lin Yu'an: "..."

Lin Yu'an couldn't stand the awkward and sticky atmosphere in the bathroom while washing, so she reached out to turn off the bathroom heater and put on her clothes.

Urging: "Hurry up, it's time for you to show your true skills."

Han Dongyang looked excited and rubbed his little hands hotly: "Okay."

Although the two have used hand and mouth before, it is the second time that they have real guns and live ammunition. The first time was in a hotel, and it was also after drinking. Not like this time, even Lin Yuan was a little nervous. He met the man for the first time. , It took two years for him to eat people into his mouth. It was impossible not to be excited. Lin Yuan rubbed his belly, hoping that the little thing would be better tonight.

As the saying goes, a child who has gone through a lot of wind and waves is a dragon and a phoenix among people.

Thinking of this, Lin Yu'an also felt relieved, the first three months have already passed, and it won't affect anything once or twice.

"Which one should we use?" Lin Yu'an was standing by the bed, choosing a small balloon, and was about to ask his husband which one he liked, but when he turned around, he saw Han Dongyang coming out of the bathroom, running to the bed, and comparing He was lying on the bed obediently, looking at him with twinkling eyes: "I'm ready, baby."

Lin Yuan looked at him strangely: "..."

Um?Why are you asking him to be a father and son soldier tonight?No, didn't they just determine this attribute just now?

The sudden change came too fast, Lin Yuan couldn't accept it, adjusted his mood, sat on the bed, and thought about his words: "Well, Dongyang, we are up and down."

Seeing that he hadn't finished speaking, his husband sat up abruptly, leaned over slowly, and was caught off guard by the shock of his husband's beauty, Lin Yuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Forget it, let him go up and down.

He threw the small balloon in his hand, hugged Han Dongyang and plunged into the bed...

In the next hour, there was such a conversation in the quilt:

——"Huh? Baby, what is this trick called?"

——"? Hmm... backfired?"

——"Oh, I have a trick, which is similar to yours."

——"???"

——"Last time I learned from you, empty-handed white wolf."

——"·························································································…

——"Am I very smart? This is called applying what you have learned."

—— "Well, don't be here, talk, and feel it yourself."

—— "? This is another way for me to enjoy the benefits!"

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——"...It's ok, but you already took two of them at the hotel!"

——"Do you want to learn kung fu with the tip of your tongue?"

--"study."

——"Well, baby, can you call me, um, godfather?"

——"·······"

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Excerpt 16 from "Growth Diary: Thoughts Afterwards"

Tonight, I don't know how to write, some are tired and some are satisfied.

Everything is beyond my expectation.

The baby is too rigid at night, the baby is really too rigid.

I can't imagine that tonight I went in and out of the wolf den seven times (of course this is just a quantifier).

Now aftertaste is still a bit unfinished, compared with the first time, it is not the same.

If I were to describe the details of tonight, three thousand words would not be enough for me to write. This kind of thing can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words.

By the way, I forgot to say, my performance tonight is very good, I think it is a five-star praise, first draw five little stars, and reward myself with a little red flower.The baby is asleep, if he is not asleep, let him rate me.

Although the baby is better than me in technology, but his physical strength is not as good as mine. Before that, Xiao Jiang gave me a book, which said: It is not about strength, it is about skill.

So tonight I'm all about chocolate.

It was also quite pleasant to communicate with the two little things without disturbing us.

In addition, there is another extremely important thing I want to say, which will be a milestone in my future life.

I will write it down, so that everyone can learn this trick, that is, if your partner does not want to call you godfather in bed, how should you solve it?

In fact, the solution is very simple.

Just remember seven words: a filial son is born under the stick.

After my practice tonight, as long as I have mastered the essentials of these seven words, I will hit a hundred times in a hundred tests and hit every shot.

The baby under the stick suddenly became very obedient, really obedient, anyway, he can be called whatever he is asked to call.

I suddenly realized that the tears of a man on the bed are worthless.

But baby's tears tonight are worth a lot.

Love him, love him, love him, love him forever.

——Essays of Han·Contemporary Lu Xun·Dongyang.

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The next day, as soon as Lin Yuan opened her eyes, she saw her husband stretching his arms, looking at him with crooked smiles, and poking his fingers on his face: "Good morning, baby."

Lin Yuan blinked, coughed lightly, her voice was still a little rough: "What time is it?"

"It's still early, nine o'clock." Han Dongyang jumped out of bed and brought a glass of warm water over.

Lin Yuan got up and sat up, took two sips, and then felt a little better in his throat.

"Do you still want to sleep?"

Lin Yuan shook his head.

Han Dongyang: "Baby, how was my performance last night? How was it?"

The author has something to say: Interpretation: pull out seedlings to encourage growth, it means the same thing as a white wolf with empty gloves, let's understand each other.

The meaning of killing the chicken and taking the egg is very simple.

And the kung fu fingers on the tip of the tongue

A filial son is born under the stick: The baby is called a godfather, which means that one is a junior and the other is an elder, so he is a filial son. Needless to say, sticks