pregnant before divorce

"Growth Diary: I Didn't Cheat the Baby" Excerpt 15

The mood is not very happy, alas!

So much has happened during this time.

Let me talk about my brother first!My brother is still a little angry with me now, emmm, it’s over, my brother occupies nineteen characters of this diary, it’s enough!

Because I want to write down a more important thing next.

That is, today I did not use prenatal education to trick the baby into my hands.

Alas, when it comes to this matter, we have to start with the baby's pregnancy.

Since the news of the baby's pregnancy became known to everyone, my mother has been calling me every day recently.

Tonight, my mother called just after I took a shower, and she said a lot of pregnancy precautions on the phone.

These are actually not the main points. What caught my attention the most was that she said that she would do prenatal education with the baby every night.

To be honest, it may be because the baby has been sleeping next to me these few nights, and I feel uneasy, and I want to say that this may be the temptation of wolves—cross it out.

When I heard the word prenatal education, I seemed to have found my way somewhere.

A direction that can finally make fire by drilling wood behind the baby.

Think about it: prenatal education?Pregnancy?

what a new word

what a strange pose

Although it is vague to many people, it gradually took shape in my mind.

I read a book two days ago and said that I was pregnant and stupid for three years.

I also guess that the baby should slowly start to be silly, and his level of knowledge has become like the moon.

thought it took over the whole universe

In fact, it is bumpy

potholes

Devastated

Can not bear to look!

Hahaha, at first glance, this is an excellent opportunity.

The first is the little baby: this is an opportunity to show his father's true skills to the two little babies, and let them see how his father used a Dinghaishen needle to make trouble in the Dragon Palace.

The second is for the baby: It is said that it takes ten years to sharpen a sword, and I, Han Luxun, sharpen a sword in 24 years. I just sharpened my sword in a hotel some time ago and created two lives. From this, it can be seen that my sword should be "Shangfang Baojian", this time I will give him a chance to taste my strength through prenatal education.

The third is for myself: it is my selfish desire, it is simply wanting to be a baby, simply wanting to kiss him, simply wanting him to taste my skills, and finally simply asking him to give me a five-star praise.

So after hanging up the phone, I planned intensively in my heart for 10 minutes. The plan was as follows:

First act like a sleeper on the bed, and lure him into the bait when he comes out of the shower.

Then I was trying to discuss with him about the difficult position of antenatal education, which is supposed to be for the baby.

The baby said before that he was worried about the baby's IQ, so he must be able to get his points.

Look, what a perfect plan this is.

.........

However, from the time I wrote this diary, you should know that this plan did not work out.

If it succeeds, how can I still have time to sit here and write a diary!

If it works, we should be rocking together on the bed now, rocking together, forgetting all the troubles and rocking together, who knows what will happen tomorrow, so at this moment we are rocking "Note * Song" together to our heart's content

Hmm... It seems that three years of being pregnant and stupid is fake, and the baby's IQ was made up by Nuwa.

After writing this, and looking back at him sleeping soundly and deliciously, I... Alas!

Hiss, Xiao Jiang, I want to fire you again - cross it out, no, it's easy to write in one go.

Tomorrow let Xiao Jiang buy some books and learn more about how to lure babies!

As the saying goes, my life has a limit, but my learning has no limit.

I want to buy time to meet up with the little baby in advance, come on, Yangyang!

——Han·Contemporary Lu Xun·Dong Yang's essay records.

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Ever since her pregnancy became known to everyone, Lin Yuan's life gradually tended to this direction.

70.00% of the messages received every day:

shock!Pregnant women can't eat these things!

shock!Forward this koi, keep the baby safe!

shock!Do these ten things often after pregnancy, and your baby will become smarter!

shock! ··········

80.00% of Lin Yuan's daily phone conversations:

When Mother Lin called and Lin Yuan answered, the situation became serious!

Lin's mother was dissatisfied: "An'an, why did you answer the call in seconds? Are you secretly playing with your phone again?"

Lin Yu'an: "No! Mom."

Lin's mother: "Don't try to lie to me, my call is to test you, I didn't expect you to be so vulnerable to the test, the mobile phone has a lot of radiation on the baby, you know, play less, you are already a father... ..."

Lin Yu'an: "..."

When Mother Lin called, but Lin Yuan didn't answer, the situation became more serious!

Lin's mother called Han Dongyang's mobile phone and transferred it to him: "An'an, you scared my mother to death. Today, my mother saw a pregnant woman fall from the house on TV, and the child fell off. I called you quickly, you But I didn’t pick it up, I was so worried about my mother.”

Lin Yu'an: "..."

In short, Lin Yu'an felt care from all directions.

Wu Ma is taking care of food.

The husband is the caretaker in action.

The care of parents from living and traveling.

If Lin Yuan had to say that when he got married two years ago, his marriage was stagnant, but now his husband has become a waver.

Lin Yu'an thought that he lived up to the word Niu Gulu. Although he didn't have Niu Gulu's character, he had Niu Gulu's life!

But nothing can be smooth sailing, this is the same truth through the ages, his life is smooth sailing.

Occasionally flirting with her husband during the day, and mixing oil with her husband at night.

But the windows in their bedroom seemed to have offended someone. This morning Lin Yuan was wearing home clothes and standing on the balcony looking at the shattered glass. Yes, but this is the second time.

They went to bed early last night and didn't hear anything at all. Who knew that when they got up this morning and opened the curtains, they saw glass rotten like spider webs.

Lin Yu'an gritted her teeth, and called into the room: "Dongyang."

"Hmm...baby." A muffled voice came from the bedroom.

Lin Yu'an kicked the glass with her feet, turned around and entered the bedroom again, and said in an unhappy voice, "The glass in our house was smashed again!"

Han Dongyang: "..."

The author has something to say: In fact, the big brother's cp has already come out