Every day I see Chicken Essence fighting monsters

Facts have proved that when a man expresses his concern affectionately, revealing some unbearable truths will make the reality suddenly very ugly.

After hearing that sentence, Cang Xuan not only turned green in his clothes, but also his face.It happened that Si Chen's self-healing ability was very good, Cang Xuan saw that he was fine, so he let out a cold snort and flew away.

Bai Haoyue wasn't seriously injured, and within two strokes she was alive and well, and followed Si Chen to return to the Demon Association.Although the monster was chased away by Cangxuan, it would still come back to make trouble. We must urgently recall other members to see how to solve this difficult problem.

Si Chen is a chicken and cannot fly like Cang Xuan. His car is a BMW [-] Series.

Most of his money was accumulated during the entrepreneurial boom in the 80s of the last century. His underdeveloped brain may have affected his IQ. Si Chen is not that good at business, but he just lives longer, so he will naturally have more money and catch up. There are also many opportunities, but it is incomparable with those who have nothing to do with billions or tens of billions, and can only be regarded as a small rich.

Bai Haoyue volunteered to be a driver. He lived and lived in Sichen's house for nothing for so many years. He usually had some work to do, so he was more diligent. When Xiaobai didn't come, he was the one who cooked and cleaned. When I got busy in my early days, I pretended to be someone else.

Soft music was playing in the car, which was Bai Haoyue's hobby. If Si Chen was asked to choose a song, he would definitely listen to folk songs from northern Shaanxi. At worst, it would be agricultural heavy metal.Si Chen closed his eyes with lingering fear, he was really scared to death just now, that monster is really powerful, never seen before, hundreds of thousands of people can't get out of one of those things without death.

He was rescued by Cang Xuan again.

The feeling in his heart is a bit complicated.

Bai Haoyue glanced at him in the rearview mirror.

Si Chen's face is very delicate, with a pair of long and narrow phoenix eyes, and the eyelashes are probably two centimeters long. When he closes his eyes, he looks very chic and comfortable. When he opens his eyes and looks at people, even the most ordinary eyes will make people feel numb all over.

Bai Haoyue swallowed her saliva, and tried her best to keep her eyes on the road ahead, but her hand holding the steering wheel felt a little hot.

"Haoyue..." Si Chen really wanted to hear the legend of Phoenix.

"Sichen." Bai Haoyue called him at the same time, Sichen was stunned for a moment, his expression seemed tense, not sure why.

"Who is that person today, I don't think I've seen it before."

Bai Haoyue made herself ask as naturally as possible, for fear of revealing too much emotion, but only he knew that his hands were already sweating.

In fact, he didn't need to be nervous, Si Chen was not that careful.Born with a small brain, his IQ is not very high, and his natural nerve is not very high, so his EQ is not very high.Although she looks good, what she wears will ruin her, leaving a healthy body as the only advantage.

"Oh, by the way, you haven't seen him before." Si Chen only thought that Bai Haoyue was asking this question, and he just answered, "That guy is a snake man... No, his cultivation level may be a Snake Fairy."

Bai Haoyue is a very calm person, and she could hardly hold her breath at this time, but she acted as if she was really asking casually: "When did you meet? It seems that you are still very familiar, why have I been living with you for more than ten years?" I haven't seen the house either."

Si Chen smiled and said, "It doesn't count as acquaintance, it's just a bad relationship."

Si Chen recalled the first time he saw Cang Xuan.

At that time, it had been decades since he saw the phoenix. In the past few decades, he found that he was very talented. Although he could only run away when he met a wild beast, he could howl even if he saw a monster with a cultivation base of hundreds of years. Just scare the other party away.

But he is a chicken, living in a primeval forest full of wolves, tigers and leopards, it is really dangerous. Fortunately, at that time, he met Ao Li, his immediate boss, who was dedicated to saving hundreds of millions of people who were about to be made into spicy food. The little lobster fairy of the crayfish—only survived successfully, and knew that he was already a chicken essence.

At that time, he was very innocent, and immediately communicated with Ao Li about his great ambition to be the husband of Phoenix in the future.

At that time, Ao Li was so frightened that he rolled down the hillside.

Later, it was discovered that Si Chen was serious, so he could only sigh, and said something very important to Si Chen's future path.

The general meaning is: If you want to marry Bai Fumei, you must first be tall, rich and handsome.

And the phoenix is ​​so powerful, it must have a matching force value.

Si Chen began to embark on the road of growing rich and handsome.

As a poultry, it is very difficult to cultivate, but fortunately, the crayfish Xian Aoli, who is also a food, taught him a lot of experience.

One day, when Si Chen was training hard, a green snake suddenly jumped out of a tree.Si Chen thought to himself what kind of bug, dare to provoke your grandpa chicken, so he pounced on him while crowing.

Then he was beaten.

What's even more tragic is that the snake became addicted to beating him.

The two beat each other once every three days, and every five days. The beating made Si Chen's cultivation gradually increase until one day when the beating was in full swing. Suddenly, Si Chen felt his body stretch out, grow up, and bow his head. When I looked at it, I saw two long legs and an indescribable part below the neck.

Looking up again, Si Chen was dumbfounded.

Where was the green snake on the opposite side, and it turned into a man with a handsome face and a body that was so good.The reason why he described his appearance so freely was because Si Chen didn't even notice it.

The other party didn't know if he saw him treat each other so sincerely, so he turned naked.Si Chen has been with human beings for 20 years. He knows that being naked is not good. He is very shy and afraid of being seen, but the other party seems to have no sense of shame at all. Not only is he very generous, he is very open-minded, and his legs are also very open. open.

Si Chen was about to pee in fright.

Ma Ma is abnormal here.

In the next second, he was covered by a huge shadow.

The man's handsome face was less than ten centimeters away from him, and the hormones emanating from his body were almost drying him out.Then, something even more terrifying happened.

Cang Xuan, who was naked as a matter of course, and played with integrity, raised his chin, his eyes shone with golden light, and his smile was full of the primitive desire of a beast and powerful shocking power: "You are so beautiful, I want to fuck you."

Si Chen still shuddered a few times thinking about it now.

Of course, he wouldn't tell Bai Haoyue about this, he just said: "We have known each other for hundreds of years. It won't be long, you haven't seen normal." As he spoke, he suddenly remembered something, and looked at Bai Haoyue seriously, "Don't be curious about him, let alone provoke him, that person is not a good stubble, you can't afford it."

The meaning of what he said was obvious. Bai Haoyue was kicked out of Guanghan Palace back then because he made a mistake that the Heavenly Court could not tolerate.

He fell in love with his relative, and what was even more outrageous was that the relative was a man.

This is intolerable in the relatively noble branch of the Heavenly Court of Guanghan Palace.

Although Cang Xuan is a capitalized snake spirit disease, but just looking at his appearance, aura, and fighting power, Si Chen is worried that Bai Haoyue will take a fancy to him.

But it didn't sound that way to Bai Haoyue's ears. He felt that Si Chen was a little protective of that person, and wanted to say you don't see him again, so he held it back.That person's stickiness to Si Chen just now is obviously not just a simple old acquaintance.

He was a little hotheaded.

Back home, Xiao Bai rushed over crying and yelling, wrapping around Bai Haoyue like an octopus.Si Chen sighed that he was really young, and the phone rang again.

Cang Xuan's tongue-in-cheek voice came over: "Sichen, you, come here, brother will introduce you to the child."

Si Chen glanced out the window, feeling a little resentful, the genius just drank like this, can this stuff still work.

"I'm tired, I won't go." Anyway, I went to see Cangxuanpao's little brother and sister.

"You, how dare you." Cang Xuan threatened him drunkenly, "If you don't come, I'll catch you and tie you up."

Si Chen had a headache, was angry at this man's domineering, and wondered if there was something wrong with him.Thinking of how Cang Xuanming had quarreled with me in the morning, but went to rescue him just now, and ended up letting him lose face, I felt that it would not be good to refuse again: "Wow."

"The bar before, shredded pork..."

"Lose Demon? Wait for me."

He was about to go out again when Bai Haoyue grabbed his wrist: "That person asked you out?"

"That idiot is drunk, I'll go get him back."

Bai Haoyue seemed about to erupt, but held back, and said calmly, "I'll go too, he's so big, you can't handle it by yourself."

Si Chen was startled, and secretly said what are you doing so actively, boy, is it possible that you really fell in love with that slut, and declined, "No, you should rest well, your injury hasn't healed yet. I'll be back soon, good boy."

Bai Haoyue frowned and increased her strength.

His appearance is a very handsome guy, and people with normal aesthetics will say he is so handsome when they see him.Tall, with thick eyebrows and deep eyes, he has a cold demeanor, but his behavior has always been very elegant, which makes him look a little sharp when looking at people.

Si Chen felt a little uncomfortable and pulled his hands out.

It took a long time for Bai Haoyue to let go, and said in a deep voice, "Don't drink, I'll wait for you to come back, if not, I'll pick you up."

"Good good."

After Si Chen said that, he turned and went out, Bai Haoyue frowned after watching him for a long time, then let out a sigh of relief, and sank into the sofa sullenly.

As soon as Si Chen entered the box, he regretted it.

Cang Xuan lay on the sofa, surrounded by at least a dozen young masters and princesses, hugging him left and right, his face flushed from drinking, obviously drunk.

Oh shit.Si Chen cursed in her heart, turned around and wanted to leave, but stopped in her tracks.

Cang Xuan has always been so flamboyant, and it's not like he doesn't know, he's already here, wouldn't it be too aggrieved to go back now.Thinking about it, he walked back.

The young master and the little princess were startled when they saw Si Chen, and stood up one after another. A little boy who was a little bit more courageous came over and said, "Secretary Si, are you here to play or to fight pornography?"

None of these young masters and princesses are human beings, they are all little girls with little cultivation. Si Chen is the secretary of the Tiandao Taoist Committee of the Demon Association in this small third-tier city. He rarely sets foot in such sensual places. nervous.Accompanying wine can be big or small, the Demon Association has no express regulations not to do it, but the relationship between Tiandao and the Demon Association is a supervisory relationship, if it gets out, it will be very embarrassing for Tiandao, they don't know how Sichen will react.

"Don't be nervous, everyone is just eating together."

Si Chen didn't really care about this at first, the market has market demand, everyone has their own choice, according to his personality, he will usually try his best to help them, ask them if they want a more serious job, if the other party refuses, Just open one eye and close one eye.But now, it took him a lot of effort to suppress the urge to tie these goblins back: "Cangxuan, get up, where do you live? Take you back."

The little spirits breathed a sigh of relief, and stuck to Cang Xuan's side again, Cang Xuan put his arms around one, touched his back, looked at Si Chen and laughed, drunkenly said: "Xiao Chen, you are so energetic."

His expression is actually very good-looking, changing into a suit, he is a domineering president who is drunk and blurred. If it weren't for this situation, Si Chen would still appreciate it for a while, but now he just tugged at him violently: "Let's go!" He took it and pressed it against the back of the sofa.

No one likes to be suppressed like this, Si Chen was a little angry at first, and immediately exploded: "What are you doing!"

Cang Xuan approached him, not knowing what was going on, which gave Si Chen a bad feeling.Sure enough, Cang Xuan spoke up: "I said I would introduce you to children, 500-year-old virgins, all of which are the best here. My brother personally picked one for you. You choose one and take it back to play."

What to bring back to play is naturally self-evident.

Si Chen was suddenly furious, and his mood was very complicated.Does his abstinence hinder Cangxuan's affairs like this, and he still has to ask him whoring?

He said angrily, "Why are you so nervous?!"

Cang Xuan patted him on the shoulder with a big hand: "Brother is good to you, you are young, what should you do if you are overwhelmed?" He said, pulling the little boy who came over to ask just now, and smirked in Si Chen's ear, "This kid , but the vixen in Qingqiu Cave is so coquettish, specially prepared for you, absolutely cool."

After speaking, she looked at Si Chen like that, as if to provoke him.

Si Chen breathed out directly.

He felt extremely disgusted, and felt a tingling pain for no reason: "Cangxuan, not everyone lives like you."

Cang Xuan wiped his face and said dumbly: "Oh, that's right."

Si Chen scolded viciously, wanting to go outside: "It's so fucking dirty!"

Unexpectedly, this sentence angered Cang Xuan, he rushed up and grabbed Si Chen's wrist, threw him down on the wide sofa with a flick, and then pressed down on it and roared: "I'm dirty? I'm dirty. You he Mom is clean, and your whole family is clean. Do you like that person to be clean? You think I’m dirty, and he might be even dirtier. You’ll know when you meet him. There’s no man who doesn’t…"

Si Chen flipped over and rode on him to hit him, especially in the face.

He didn't just beat Cangxuan for insulting Fenghuang, but also for other things. The more he beat him, the more ridiculous he felt, and he even felt a little wronged. He almost lost his life just now, and he came over because of such a person. , and then give him the whole thing.What is he doing here, listening to him humiliate himself, even the person he likes?He thought to himself, Si Chen, why are you so cheap, you still think you can talk well with this kind of person, let him die.

I started to feel sour when I hit my nose.

Cang Xuan grabbed his wrist, turned over and pressed him down, gnashing his teeth: "Sichen, he saved you once, I saved you dozens of times, you see him once, you have known me for hundreds of years, you actually did it for Did he hit me?" A moment of grievance and sadness flashed in his eyes, followed by a particularly fierce and dark smile, "I've missed you for hundreds of years, what do I want to do, don't I just want to fuck you? You're right Me, it seems that no matter what I do, you will not be willing, so what else should I care about?!"

The voice of his last yell was very loud, those young masters and princesses were scared away long ago, only the dim lights and two people at war were left in the box, Si Chen felt the personal threat, it was impossible for him to beat Cang Xuan .

His eyes were red and his voice was hoarse: "Cangxuan, do you want to use force?"

Cang Xuan's eyes were redder than his: "I should have done this a long time ago."

Suddenly the door was knocked open, a figure barged in, picked up Cang Xuan and threw it aside, grabbed Si Chen and walked out.Si Chen's vision blurred for a moment before he realized that it was Bai Haoyue, but Cang Xuan blocked them before he could leave the door.Seeing that expression made Si Chen's heart freeze. He knew how terrifying Cang Xuan was, so he forced himself to remain calm, but his voice was still a little trembling: "Haoyue, you go, don't meddle in it."

Bai Haoyue did not flinch at all, and confronted Cang Xuan coldly, it could be seen that he was also furious to the limit.

Cang Xuan suddenly smiled: "You boy, dare to ruin my business."

He slammed on the door, and the huge impact caused the wall behind to collapse. Amidst the roar, countless entangled figures were frightened and fled in all directions.

Si Chen grabbed Bai Haoyue's sleeve with trembling hands, looking for an opportunity to send him out, this action was seen by Cang Xuan, his face was even more gloomy and terribly gloomy, showing a sinister smile, pointing at Bai Haoyue forcefully: " On the first day you lived in his house, I should have killed you, I think Si Chen loves you so much, it’s okay to let him keep a pet. Don’t blame me now, this is your own court of death.”

Originally, Si Chen didn't think that Bai Haoyue was looking for death, but Bai Haoyue said something that almost made him fall to the ground.

Bai Haoyue laughed, her imposing manner was not inferior to Cang Xuan's: "Oh, it seems that you also know that we have lived together for more than ten years, and I am his boyfriend. What are you? How dare you touch him?!"

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