Every day I see Chicken Essence fighting monsters

Hell is a sea of ​​ghosts and blood, where monsters are overgrown. A long time ago, the heavens established the underworld on the largest piece of land.

Ordinary dead souls have one person and one boat. When they reach the entrance of the Santu River, they will be taken to three directions by different speeds of water due to the distinction between good and evil in life. The souls are sent directly to the various hells to be imprisoned, and those who are difficult to distinguish between good and evil are sent to the first and second halls.

However, the entrance of the Santu River is on the mainland of the underworld, and the sea of ​​blood is so big that it won't be there for a while.At this time, Sichen and Bai Haoyue sat facing each other in the simple and dilapidated boat, surrounded by thick fog, and could not even see other boats, even the boatman who was standing and rowing, appeared and disappeared in the clouds and mist.

Therefore, Bai Haoyue and Si Chen seemed to be alone in a confined space, looking at each other. Although Bai Haoyue still stood upright in this situation, elegant and calm, but Si Chen felt guilty and always felt that the other This appearance is like a police interrogation of a prisoner, which makes him very stressed.

"Cangxuan, Cangxuan..." Si Chen looked around and said to him, "He has been following me, and I can't get rid of him, so let's..."

Of course, this was not the answer Bai Haoyue wanted, but he was not impatient.Although he is only a Jade Rabbit Spirit, because he is in the Guanghan Palace sheltered by the moon god Wangshu, his wearability since childhood is equivalent to that of a higher-ranking disciple of the Heavenly Court, and because his personality has been relatively stable since he was a child, he rarely loses control of his emotions. when.

"That's it." He nodded, showing no obvious emotion, "I woke up one day after you left. Fan Taisui probably told me what happened afterwards, and then I received an edict from the underworld."

He stared at Si Chen again, focused, even sharp.

There are all kinds of handsome people, and Bai Haoyue is the kind of handsome that can be used as a template.The figure is perfect.Temperament, perfect.The face shape is perfect.Three courts and five eyes, very symmetrical and perfect.Thick eyebrows like knives, deep eyes, high nose bridge, and a smile on the corner of the mouth, it is perfect.The most annoying thing is that even the hairline is perfect. I don't know how the beauty tip is formed naturally. It can be so standard that there is not one more hair or one less hair.

It is especially easy to be nervous when viewed by such a person.

Although Si Chen can withstand the critical moment, but his psychological quality is not very good at ordinary times, especially when he always thinks about being kissed by Cang Xuan, when he turns his head and sees Bai Haoyue's expression that the world is changing too fast and I can't keep up, it is very embarrassing , without the need for the police to torture and extract a confession, he began to bow his head and confess: "What you saw just now..."

Bai Haoyue nodded, persuasive and persuasive.

"Actually...Actually," Si Chen's eyes drifted, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed, and he spoke immediately as if firing a cannon, "Actually, it's the rascal Cang Xuan who has been coveting my body, but I'm a white lotus in full bloom. , so he can only lick and bite from time to time. Although I feel disgusting, I can't beat him, and I can't afford to hide. As the saying goes, enjoy when you can't resist, although I don't enjoy it very much. But I don’t think he will enjoy it anytime soon. This person has always been fond of flowers and flowers. When he loses interest, he will naturally find another piece of fat. The sky in the liberated area is sunny, and the people in the liberated area are waiting That day!"

Then he nodded violently, thinking he was very satisfied: "That's it!"

Bai Haoyue was silent for a long while, but couldn't find anything to say.

Even the Demon Association can't control this matter, Cang Xuan's strength, none of them can do anything, they can only hope that this person will not go crazy.Although Bai Haoyue felt uncomfortable in her heart, she suffered from having no countermeasures and felt bitter about her own weakness, so she could only frowned and nodded: "This trip to the underworld is very difficult and dangerous, and you will be safer with him." He paused. After a pause, he said softly, "As long as you're not with him..."

"No, no, no, absolutely not!" Si Chen hurriedly waved his hands, wishing he could raise his feet to express it together. Seeing that Bai Haoyue didn't seem to intend to continue asking, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, and tentatively said, "Cang Xuan, although You bastard, but luckily you won’t bully people too much, so you don’t have to worry about that. It’s just..."

Si Chen raised his eyebrows and leaned over: "What's the matter with you and Saharen, cousin? The species are different, and how do you feel..."

It seems to have a lot of history.

They have been getting along for a long time, a group of old men, they joke about meat and vegetables, often attack Ao Li who is single for ten thousand years, laugh at Si Chen who is a ten thousand year old virgin, and treat Bai Haoyue like Bai Haoyue. This kind of physique that attracts bees and butterflies for thousands of years often gossips.Si Chen also relaxed now, and had no scruples.Since Bai Haoyue can ask him what happened to Cangxuan, why can't he dig out the little secrets of Bai Haoyue and Saharen.

Bai Haoyue frowned slightly, as if recalling a bad memory, finally compromised, and sighed: "I really didn't expect to meet him here."

Si Chen immediately leaned over, smiling, ready to listen to gossip.

"You."

Bai Haoyue broke into a smile, pursed her lips, and suddenly sat down beside Si Chen.The ferry boat itself was narrow, there was room for one person on one side, and two big men sitting on one side seemed very crowded.Si Chen staggered: "Oh, why are you here?"

Bai Haoyue grabbed his shoulders, pressed Si Chen's head towards her, leaned into his ear and smiled, "I'll tell you a little secret."

"Emma, ​​you are really..." Si Chen thought about the little secret, Bai Haoyue actually had the face to say it with such a good manner, he shook his head, and slapped Bai Haoyue's thigh hard , "Hurry up and tell me something, if it's not enough, I'll just throw you off the boat."

Si Chen likes to look into each other's eyes when talking to people. Suddenly, the two of them are as far away as possible, and they can see their own reflection in each other's eyes. A little hot.

Kiss him, what will he say?

Unconsciously, Bai Haoyue began to daydream again.However, when he thought that this person was kissed by Cangxuan just now, it felt like an indirect kiss, and it was the third version, so he couldn't say anything, hurriedly shook his head, and began to trace the past.

"It was more than 100 years ago when I met Saharen." Bai Haoyue was very satisfied with Si Chen's current posture, and subconsciously rubbed the cloth on Si Chen's shoulder with her thumb, "At that time, I was still in Guanghan Palace. Private school, I went to Yuegui Garden once and saw him and Wu Gang logging together."

"I was a young master. I thought he was a lumberjack. I didn't say a word and didn't take him seriously. Then one day, at the Moon Palace Banquet, I was half drunk and didn't drink enough. I went to Laurel with a group of friends. Yuan stole the sweet-scented osmanthus wine brewed by Wu Gang, and before he dug it out, suddenly the top of his head was chopped off with an axe, and my very young brother immediately started crying. Everyone saw that there was such a big cut on his arm."

He compared a width.

"This matter can be big or small. It's not right for us to steal wine, but if a lumberjack cuts up the young master, it's a serious crime. My group of friends are not easy to get along with. I want to catch him in front of Goddess Chang'e I don't want to cause trouble. I persuade him to make an apology, and then pay him two jars of good wine. The big thing will be small, and the small one will be small. Who knows that this person will not follow."

"At that time, my temper was far less stable than it is now. What's more, after drinking, I didn't reason with this person immediately. I was going to drag him to see the empress. After arguing, we started fighting. The five of us actually fought. But he alone!"

"It's embarrassing to my lord. A group of us boys were beaten away in a desperate manner, but the next day when we sobered up, no one would accept it. They all said that they lost because they were drunk and had no energy. I couldn't stop them. I could only follow I went to trouble him again. Of course, I still didn’t fight this time.”

"Afterwards, those few friends made frequent appointments with him. I couldn't persuade him at all. I could only let the air go by. The two sides fought every three days, and every five days, each had its own losses. Who knew that one time he would finally be suppressed. I beat him up and smashed his little hut, and suddenly the goddess Chang'e passed by, and I was caught by the goddess before I could find out."

"At that moment, Goddess Chang'e said that we bullied people and wanted to punish us a few. Although there would be no major crimes, I'm afraid it will be inevitable if we go to the extremely cold ground for ten years. Everyone cried and begged for mercy. But I couldn't persuade them. If the release is not done well, it is estimated that not only will you be punished, but you will also be complained by your friends. I am in a very bad mood, and the look in that guy's eyes may be a little resentful."

"Who knows, at this moment, this guy who looks like a mute actually spoke up, saying that we were just sparring and playing around, that the shack was accidentally knocked down by him because of his too much strength, and he took all the responsibility on himself, and picked us all up." clean."

Si Chen nodded to express his understanding, and couldn't help but feel that he was right. Brother Sa has been a reliable man who can handle things since he was a child.He asked, "So you got along peacefully after that?"

"Of course." Bai Haoyue nodded, her expression darkened, becoming indifferent and calm, "We became friends, and then... it can be said to be natural..."

Si Chen had an understanding expression on his face.

"Well, we've only been together for a few months, and one day people don't know what they're busy with, and we're in his little shack..." He made a gesture, and Si Chen nodded more vigorously, understanding, buddy Even though he is a virgin, he understands everything.

Bai Haoyue glanced at him speechlessly and smiled, but the smile disappeared quickly. He combed the short hair on his forehead with his fingers, and finally put his fingers on the hairline, pursed his lips, and continued in a very flat manner : "We've been discovered."

Si Chen was stunned for a moment, and didn't dare to speak.

"The matter spread quickly. This is not allowed in the Moon Palace. Of course I know it too, but I know very well that I don't like girls. Besides, I was still young at the time. I always feel that if I carry it, I can pass it." He looked very calm, as if time had washed away the pain of the past, "I've been protecting him, after all, I'm still a young master."

"It's just that I didn't expect that he wasn't a lumberjack at all."

Of course Saharen is not a lumberjack, he is a three-legged Golden Crow, a descendant of the orthodox sun god Xihe, possessing the power of the Golden Crow and the bloodline of Zhiyang.Not only that, just now Bai Haoyue called him... cousin.

"That's it." Bai Haoyue smiled, "I am a descendant of the moon god, and he is a descendant of the sun god. I came to Guanghan Palace to practice at the invitation of Chang'e. The sun god Xihe and the moon god Wangshu are sisters." , all descendants are related, in terms of seniority, he is my cousin."

Si Chen unconsciously swallowed her saliva, not knowing how she felt.

"So we separated." Bai Haoyue continued, "I left Guanghan Palace without knowing any news about him. Later, I went to many places in the six realms, and finally came to the human world and met you."

He smiled and looked very gentle, which made people feel very comfortable.

"It's really..." Si Chen sighed, and wanted to give a few comments, but couldn't. He always felt that there was something wrong with the story, but he didn't have enough brains, so he couldn't figure it out for a while, and suddenly remembered the conversation between the two just now. "I heard from him just now that he seems to be looking for you all the time. In fact, you two are far away from the emperor now, and you don't need to worry about the people in Tianting. He seems to have that meaning. If you still have interest in him... "

"No." Bai Haoyue interrupted him, "I like someone else."

"Ah?" Si Chen was taken aback, "Didn't I hear you say it before?" This time he put his arms around Bai Haoyue's shoulders, still smiling, "Who, do I know it? Which Bai Fumei is it?" The family is tall, rich and handsome, we have such a good relationship, let me tell you that I can help you as an adviser."

Bai Haoyue didn't speak, but just looked at him.

His eyes were very serious, as if he was suppressing his surging emotions. A handsome guy staring at someone so affectionately would make anyone feel numb all over. Si Chen was so numb as if being crawled by ants. Leaning back, pointing at him, fingers trembling constantly: "You you you you you you...you can't be...?!"

Bai Haoyue quickly grabbed the finger that Si Chen stretched out, her gaze was like a torch: "I don't know what?"

"You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, gossip with me for a while to eliminate my defenses, and for a while, you explain your love history to me to prove your innocence, you, you, you really..."

Si Chen patted the side of the boat, then leaned forward and forced Bai Haoyue with his eyes, his expression was just like Sherlock Holmes in deductive reasoning, like Conan pointing at the suspect and yelling classic lines!

"You explained so much to me, and you still acted like you were trying to test my attitude. Could it be, maybe, sure enough—you like my family. You are white, tender, sharp, big eyes, edible, and you can use your soft body to overthrow your poisonous tongue. Tsundere and cute Is Fan Tai Sui?!"

Si Chen was very sure, the more he thought about it, the more sure he became.

Fan Taisui is good-looking and cold-tempered, but these days he feeds Bai Haoyue medicine and takes care of him. That boy Taisui is very diligent when he is diligent, and he is very numb when he feels numb. This kind of iceberg suddenly turns into hot spring water, and the beauty suddenly Si Chen understood my feeling of laughing very well, and thought that Bai Haoyue must be confused by these things, so he came to talk to Fan Taisui, who is the guardian of Fan Taisui, about his relationship problems!

Bai Haoyue: "..."

Bai Haoyue finally understands what it means to feel like a fucking dog.

Damn it, Si Chen is really an idiot, is his IQ [-], is his EQ negative? !

Falling in love with such a master, can he still confess his love in a serious and serious way in this life? !

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