Every day I see Chicken Essence fighting monsters

Si Chen dreamed of when he was still a chicken.

He was born to ward off evil and exorcise ghosts. When he lived to be 20 years old, the villagers were afraid that he would die, so they insisted on breeding him.Seeing the old hen who has admired him for a long time leaning towards him, with those watery eyes, swaying steps, and expectant little red mouth.

Si Chen's whole chicken was sick, so he ran away with all his might.

The deep forest outside the mountain village was dark and terrifying, he was finally cornered by wild beasts, and suddenly a golden light bloomed in the sky.

The golden divine bird descended slowly from the sky, the brilliant phoenix crown turned into long black hair, and the gorgeous wings turned into white hands... Hundreds of years later, Si Chen has already painted tens of thousands of portraits of the phoenix, still I can't accurately describe his face, but I only remember the shock and beauty of catching my breath at that moment, as well as the earth-shattering heartbeat in my ears when I was stared at by him.

Fenghuang looked at him and called out, "Xiaochen."

There was pain in the sparkling eyes.

It was a very frequent and realistic dream, but suddenly something went wrong.

In the golden light, the wild beasts screamed in pain. Under the divine light, their bodies swelled and exploded. The dripping blood and golden light converged, forming meteors all over the sky.Si Chen suddenly transformed into a human body, grabbed Fenghuang, pressed him under her body, and kissed him fiercely.

Soft and fiery touch.

Confused and hot feelings.

He had thought about it for hundreds of years, this man's lips.

Once the repressed desire erupts, it is like a raging fire.

It wasn't until Sichen's lips were pierced by fangs that the salty blood filled his mouth, and he stood up in pain, only to realize that it was not a phoenix under him, but another face.

hansome.

Domineering.

... I owe a beating.

"... Cangxuan?" Si Chen was puzzled, "How did you change?"

"Forget it," he thought for a while, then sighed, "You're fine too."

Talking about going to kiss.

Immediately afterwards, Si Chen was like, something is wrong. I bought a watch last year, which is unscientific #￥%)*%￥#@@—! ! !Zhong jumped up from the bed suddenly, and met the last face in the dream again.

Handsome to evil.

Domineering to frightening.

He owed a beating... Looking at him, he felt sure that eighteen generations of his ancestors deserved a beating.

"Good morning, Xiao Chenchen." As he said that, the man smiled and kissed him, very natural and shameless.

"Cangxuan!" Si Chen jumped out of the bed and retreated desperately to the corner.

Just after having a sex dream, I saw the protagonist in the dream, no, he was still the second male, it was embarrassing.Si Chen's whole body suddenly shuddered: "You, why haven't you come for so long? No, why haven't you come for so long, and now you're here again?" He wished he could slap himself, and finally calmed down, "I said you Why did you come into my house casually?!"

Cang Xuan belongs to the tall and muscular male model, with broad shoulders, slender legs, and a long face. He always wears unruly attire. His hair grows to the waist and is not tied. He casually wears a blue Hanfu from the Wei and Jin Dynasties. , wearing a girdle with black and blue python patterns, a large area of ​​her chest is exposed, and she doesn't even wear shoes.Once by a very unfortunate chance, Si Chen also learned that sometimes he was so lazy that he only put on a long gown, leaving everything inside empty.

Si Chen remembered that he deeply understood why snakes symbolized reproduction that time.

Cangxuan, the snake demon, is either a monster, or most likely, a mentally ill, or—although Si Chen does not want to admit that possibility—an immortal, it really can highlight the most primitive and unrestrained theme of human beings, reproduction.

Cang Xuan is very noble, which is reflected in the fact that he doesn't walk, and of course, he doesn't crawl.

he flies.

Flying slowly ten centimeters above the ground can be called floating.Cang Xuan stepped on the clouds and floated over, and he would never touch the ground even within a dozen meters.Looking at the hem of his tumbling clothes, Si Chen was very worried that he would be blinded by the great ancient theme again. One of the protagonists of Chunmeng floated towards him with his crotch empty, and he had a feeling that he wanted to cross the tribulation ahead of time and was directly caught by Lei The impulse to kill.

Cang Xuan stopped one meter in front of him, and a chair not far away flew over and landed quietly behind him. He sat back, leaned on the back and looked at his front with interest.

In front of him is Si Chen, at this height... Si Chen lowered his head, and saw his little cock that was looking up high, pointing straight at the second male comrade in his dream.

Isn't 500 years here yet?Really don't come to Dao Lei to strike him to death?

Cangxuan's eyes seemed to have heat, and seeing Sichen's despairing expression, he burst out laughing, and pushed him, "It's really hard work for a 500-year-old virgin." As he spoke, he floated up and hugged Sichen's shoulders, "Someday brother Take you to try something new? 500 years, 15 days and nights, you have never become a Richeng once in 15 nights! Really, brother Xuan will take you to open a bud, you don’t have to be polite with me Richeng !"

"Richeng, your sister!" Si Chen struggled to break free from his arm, "Do you have any fucking special hobbies, you go to other people's houses and stare at them sleeping in your free time, are you a pervert?"

"You all know that I have special hobbies." Cang Xuan smiled shyly, but the old whore was really not pure at all.

"My special hobby is you, Si Chen."

When he said this, Si Chen opened a wardrobe door, hid behind and changed his clothes with his back turned, the teasing heard in the voice made him snort mockingly.

That's because he didn't see Cang Xuan's expression.

Cang Xuan would not let him see it either.

While Si Chen was changing clothes, Cang Xuan suddenly became quiet.

Bare-naked shoulders are occasionally exposed from behind the cabinet door, Cang Xuan's eyes are focused on the small piece of skin that is occasionally exposed, and his Adam's apple rolls from time to time.If the gaze was really powerful, it would probably burn a hole in Si Chen's body in just a few seconds.

Morning.

Cang Xuan meditated deeply and vigorously in his heart, as if with blood-like desire.

Just thinking about this name can make him frown. It has been like this for too long, and even makes him feel that such pain has pleasure.

But these disappeared when Si Chen came out after changing clothes.

As if nothing happened just now, Cang Xuan let out a burst of laughter, pointing at him and almost bursting into tears: "Hahahaha, you are still so fucking stupid!!!" And then hahahahahaha like eating Xuan Can't stop at the same time.

At times like this, Si Chen would be very embarrassed.

He is very concerned about his appearance, his face is pretty, and his pair of phoenix eyes are very toned. As for his figure, he insists on exercising every day. Although he is not born with muscles, he still maintains a strong body.Such a person, of course, chooses clothes of top brands, which are very good, very expensive, and tall, so as to conform to his majestic and upright image. With his body, he is worth a hundred thousand.

But why, why!Why did everyone laugh at him when they saw him? ! !

It's fine for Bai Haoyue to laugh at him, even if that kid wears a sack, others will think it's fashionable, why, why can't a person like Cangxuan who wears clothes all the time think he's ugly? !

Is it because he has lived so long that he still retains the aesthetics of the last century?Is it because he is a farm product that came out of a big mountain? !

This is simply unbearable!

Si Chen thought it must be Cang Xuan's nonsense, so he prepared to go out calmly, his self-confidence was brought out from the mother's womb, it was very strong, and no one could shake his aesthetic sense.

Cang Xuan laughed until his stomach ached, seeing that he really wanted to go out like this, the only bit of conscience left surfaced: "Hey, Si Chen, I know that your real body is a big colorful rooster. Red crown, green ears, gold Back, green tail, purple belly, and a lot of cute, snow-white fluff and feathers. You look so good-looking, and you are very airy. But, you are a human body now, man, you still match according to that set... …Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Cang Xuan laughed like a fool again.

This sounded very reasonable, Si Chen felt that he couldn't refute it, his self-confidence and aesthetics were all shattered, he was in a dilemma, very embarrassed.

Cang Xuan put away his smile, coughed twice, pretended to be very graceful and charming when he was dating his younger sister, floated in front of Si Chen, lowered his head and approached him, and pressed it against his ear: "I said you don't Wear it, it looks better."

Si Chen trembled all over, and took a step back: "Don't talk in my ear."

This step retreated to the side of the big mahogany desk, and there was no way out.Cang Xuan happily wrapped him in his arms and pressed him on the table: "I'm serious." He narrowed his eyes, his eyes were deep, and his voice was ambiguous, "Did you dream of me just now?"

Si Chen didn't know how he found out, and wondered if this snake spirit had the ability to read dreams?Or are you talking in your sleep?

No!

"Baby," Cang Xuan put his lips close to his ear, rubbing gently on the smooth skin, "You are having a dream."

"What did you dream about with me?"

"Do, what's up?"

Si Chen's whole body was numb, he leaned back suddenly, hit the edge of the table, hissed in pain and fell to the side, managed to hold onto the table so that he didn't fall headfirst to the ground.With a sound of swiping, a portrait was brought out following his movements, spinning and floating down, gracefully curling up, and gently landed on the carpet.

When Cang Xuan saw the person in the painting, his expression changed.

Si Chen has been painting Danqing for more than 100 years. Although he does not have a strong talent, he has been practicing and pondering for hundreds of years, and he can draw a random picture and take it out. He is not only able to participate in exhibitions, but also to win awards.He learned to paint mainly to remember that person, hundreds of years ago, on that darkest night, he fell in front of him like a burning sun, drove away the cold and fear around him, and gave him the hottest light .

When he painted the phoenix, he carried the most pious, sincere and loyal feelings.

The emotion is so powerful that anyone can easily see the painter's deep feelings for the person in the painting, and Cang Xuan can certainly see it too.He swallowed, trying to suppress his emotions: "I thought you didn't draw him much recently."

He paused, and then said: "This is still the same person, you draw differently every time, do you still remember what he looks like?"

These words made Si Chen a little depressed, and after a long while, he whispered, "I'm not sure."

That depression hurt Cang Xuan, and he suddenly became angry.

"You have been drawing him for 100 years! What is he? He appeared and died or something? Did he appear once in 100 years? That's all you think? Want to be a 500-year old virgin? You Damn lover! Can you not be so aggressive?!"

Diaphragmatic people.

Si Chen was a little angry.He is devoted to one person, and he has been thinking about him for hundreds of years, so he doesn't go to others, so as not to harm others. If there is a need, he can solve it by himself. How can this be annoying?

He said angrily: "You are sick, it has nothing to do with you. I have been 500 years and I will not touch anyone because of this person. This is called love!"

Speaking of love, he remembered some old, nightmare-like past events, and became even angrier, mockingly said: "Oh, I forgot, do you know love? You don't know! You sleep here today and which one you sleep tomorrow, which symbolizes your reproduction. What is it really like to be a walking genital? Can the prehistoric power in the body be controlled? I am possessed by Teddy, so I don’t allow others to guard it for the one I love? I call it self-control, you are empty crotch , a whore who can get on without taking off his pants!"

After scolding, Si Chen's throat was smoky, and his eyes were a little red with anger.

Cang Xuan supported him, his eyes were blood red, it seemed that if he did not support so hard, he would not be able to support it.Finally he took a step back, as if trying to blow something to vent his anger, but caught nothing.

love.

Love your mother love!

Finally he nodded: "Okay, I'm a bitch, you are a white lotus, your whole family is a white lotus."

As he spoke, he stepped on the clouds and jumped out of the window, and there was no one in an instant.

The windows swayed, and the cold wind blew in, filling the room.Si Chen shrank her neck, not knowing what was wrong with her.Cangxuan has been like that since he met him, why get angry with him, his temper is indeed a bit irritable at times, but it is not enough to shoot at everyone.

Thinking of this, he picked up the portrait of the phoenix and spread it carefully on the table, feeling a little sad.

Where are you?

Suddenly there was a loud thunder in the sky, and the heavy rain hit the head and face through the window.Si Chen was drenched in the rain, and fought against the wind to close and lock the windows. He looked down to see that his desk had been flooded, and the portrait of Phoenix was also blurred and destroyed in the water.Si Chen hurriedly rescued him, but found that nothing could be saved, suddenly his whole body was overwhelmed by irritability, and he threw himself into the chair Cang Xuan was sitting on just now.

He turned into a real drowned rat, and cursed fiercely: Fuck!

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The character set of the painting is "Sichen has special collocation skills"